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viscerys

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:6/01/2016
Location:Yer mam
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#139 - You're in for a journey. My suggestion is if you want to play …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Your daily red pill +1
#140 - itskennyandjosh (12/15/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** I'm gay as fuck though
#141 - viscerys (12/15/2015) [-]
The same might apply. I don't feel the urge to bang dudes who play guitar, but people who like to bang dudes seem to. Still tho. Guitar is fun as fuck, and I've never found anything more enjoyable than a good jam sesh.
#142 - itskennyandjosh (12/15/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**The main reason i wanted to learn it so i could fully understand and appreciate guitar more instead of thinking "whoa how do they do this" like last year i didn't even know what frets were till i started learning more and more about guitars also being able to do cool shit on it and seeing people think "whoa how did he do this"
#144 - viscerys (12/15/2015) [-]
As good a reason as any. I started learning coz I just wanted to make music. I don't know shit about music theory or anything, like the "art" behind the structure of songs or whatever. I know chords, tabs and some scales. If it sounds good, I like it.

That part 'bout the using guitar to get da womens or da mens was a joke too. It's mostly true, but it's said in jest.
#146 - itskennyandjosh (12/15/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**This isn't apart of the topic but that webm looks pretty staged to me
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#148 - viscerys (12/15/2015) [-]
I'd imagine so. Still really fuckin funny.
#135 - How long you been playing guitar? I started September last yea…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Your daily red pill +1
#137 - itskennyandjosh (12/15/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I started sometime last month
#139 - viscerys (12/15/2015) [-]
You're in for a journey. My suggestion is if you want to play and sing, start learning how to do that early. I started off just learning chords and tabs and such, and now when I try to sing with it I can't disconnect my thoughts from what my hands are doing, so I have to focus on either the music or the lyrics. Fucks me up every time.

Don't give up, and tough out all the shitty bits. I'm not particularly good, and when you go camping in groups, the womens swoon like I'm Edward Cullen. That's not the only reason to play guitar, but god damn if it isn't a damn good perk.
#140 - itskennyandjosh (12/15/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** I'm gay as fuck though
#141 - viscerys (12/15/2015) [-]
The same might apply. I don't feel the urge to bang dudes who play guitar, but people who like to bang dudes seem to. Still tho. Guitar is fun as fuck, and I've never found anything more enjoyable than a good jam sesh.
#142 - itskennyandjosh (12/15/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**The main reason i wanted to learn it so i could fully understand and appreciate guitar more instead of thinking "whoa how do they do this" like last year i didn't even know what frets were till i started learning more and more about guitars also being able to do cool shit on it and seeing people think "whoa how did he do this"
#144 - viscerys (12/15/2015) [-]
As good a reason as any. I started learning coz I just wanted to make music. I don't know shit about music theory or anything, like the "art" behind the structure of songs or whatever. I know chords, tabs and some scales. If it sounds good, I like it.

That part 'bout the using guitar to get da womens or da mens was a joke too. It's mostly true, but it's said in jest.
#146 - itskennyandjosh (12/15/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**This isn't apart of the topic but that webm looks pretty staged to me
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#148 - viscerys (12/15/2015) [-]
I'd imagine so. Still really fuckin funny.
#58 - I mean, she's a pretty despicable human being, but she's kinda… 12/15/2015 on how it all started +2
#77 - I think LSD is that expensive. A gram is a ******** insane amo… 12/14/2015 on FunnyJunk comments... 0
#74 - Doesn't have to be hot enough to burn your legs tbf. Having sw… 12/14/2015 on when yer not busy +1
#150 - Viper Higgins. A hero of our time. 12/10/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 71) +3
#11 - Motorbike racing in general is ******* cool. 12/09/2015 on Moto GP highlight +3
#51 - "Although it's smokey and it's crowded they're too civili…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Unrealistic beauty standards +23
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#92 - guillem (12/09/2015) [-]
When they got three weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation groooound
*What do they do Danny?*
They swim and they fish but that's what I do all year roooound!

Fucking best song in these games, I swear, I know it word by word and sing it like a retard every time.
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#103 - deviousdanish (12/09/2015) [-]
I don't understand how you guys like it...

It played way too often on 3 for me and began to grate and now I have a deep-seated hatred for it.
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#124 - guillem (12/09/2015) [-]
I don't know, I heard it all day long in FO3, yet every time just made me love it more. There's something great about that damn song that just mesmerizes me, I think it is a great and ironic way to criticize civilization, at least the version of it we've chosen. Besides, it's catchy.
#60 - Ah, see? He stole the box. Loopholes, loopholes... 12/09/2015 on you're pretty good 0
#142 - Woof. Bones and Harley left to right. 12/09/2015 on Head Pat +3
#179 - That'd work I guess. Maybe it has it as an option. So if you h… 12/09/2015 on Horror game +1
#177 - Some mics mute in-line instead of using the system My…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Horror game +1
#178 - cmndrfatty (12/09/2015) [-]
Well I guess the only way to fuck the fuckboys is if the game is programmed to force the record settings to hear some background noise.
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#179 - viscerys (12/09/2015) [-]
That'd work I guess. Maybe it has it as an option. So if you had a mic, you could be like "yo, use the mic" and then it would work with your own breathing and background noise, then if you didn't, the character would ocasionally make noise like heavy breathing, shouting when scared, etc.
#50 - But the fact we got this far, have built monuments, cities and… 12/06/2015 on Last man standing +3
#68 - Ah fair enough. Like I said, tho. I lived in Cork and moved to… 12/06/2015 on babysitting can be real fun +1
#62 - I'm waiting for Telltale to pick up the Firefly IP. How ******… 12/06/2015 on He's the night +6
#67 - Is it just a thing to call your Pomeranians Alfie? I know two … 12/06/2015 on Introduce you to an old friend 0
#134 - Well excuuuuuuse me for not enjoying a painfully fake Irish ac… 12/05/2015 on life saving homerun +1
#25 - Great Dane master race. 12/05/2015 on Dog Sleding 0
#55 - 'cept Cait has the worst accent ever and I can't stand listeni…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on life saving homerun +5
#60 - joemamaa (12/05/2015) [-]
#134 - viscerys (12/05/2015) [-]
Well excuuuuuuse me for not enjoying a painfully fake Irish accent. I mean, we Irish people can act too. Some of us are quite good at it, Just after you take the whiskey away.
#54 - I was in one for two weeks, until I told her I was in college … 12/05/2015 on Get it yourself +1
#73 - Picture 12/04/2015 on RIP 0
#71 - Did you not read me say that my music is downloaded on the pho…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2015 on RIP 0
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#72 - peanutsaurusrex (12/04/2015) [-]
Then thats why spotify is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
#73 - viscerys (12/04/2015) [-]
#69 - Usually, just spotify with my music downloaded onto it, and I …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2015 on RIP 0
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#70 - peanutsaurusrex (12/04/2015) [-]
well no wonder, spotify uses internet, internet eats up your battery

Glorious Itunes doesn't require internet to play music
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#71 - viscerys (12/04/2015) [-]
Did you not read me say that my music is downloaded on the phone? I don't use mobile internet, thanks to glorious Spotify's available offline option. The battery life is shit on my phone, there's no two ways about it.
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#72 - peanutsaurusrex (12/04/2015) [-]
Then thats why spotify is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
#73 - viscerys (12/04/2015) [-]
#131 - And in the quest where you get him out of the vault, he runs a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on Part time detective +17
#174 - ronjeremysweiner (12/04/2015) [-]
Man you got me
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#171 - badhatharry (12/04/2015) [-]
I thought you were gonna say Mercer nary
#63 - Ah well, that's the wesht, like. They're all funny over there. :p  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on babysitting can be real fun +1
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#65 - dannyqd (12/02/2015) [-]
Fair enough I cant argue with that. XD