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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
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#85 - So do I, man. I'm working at the moment to try and stay distan… 12/29/2015 on fml comp 1 +1
#41 - Just realised how most of what I said is irrelevant. ******* h…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on The Red Orchestra 2 experiance +2
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#48 - sgtmajjohnson (12/29/2015) [-]
Hah, yeah. I was just about to say that I wasn't talking about it from a gameplay standpoint; I was more focusing on popular perceptions. As for alien, that has been the case in many recent conflicts, from the Pacific War to the War on Terror. Also, the Vietnamese actually had a large and well-funded regular army, which is something many people do not realize because of the common portrayal of the war as being completely asymmetrical.
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#84 - viscerys (12/30/2015) [-]
Bruh we just replied to two seperate threads on two seperate content. Dunno why it warrants mention but I feel like it should.
#40 - I think, in a lot of ways, Vietnam is incredibly alien. I mean…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on The Red Orchestra 2 experiance 0
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#41 - viscerys (12/29/2015) [-]
Just realised how most of what I said is irrelevant. Fucking hate it when I do that... -.-
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#48 - sgtmajjohnson (12/29/2015) [-]
Hah, yeah. I was just about to say that I wasn't talking about it from a gameplay standpoint; I was more focusing on popular perceptions. As for alien, that has been the case in many recent conflicts, from the Pacific War to the War on Terror. Also, the Vietnamese actually had a large and well-funded regular army, which is something many people do not realize because of the common portrayal of the war as being completely asymmetrical.
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#84 - viscerys (12/30/2015) [-]
Bruh we just replied to two seperate threads on two seperate content. Dunno why it warrants mention but I feel like it should.
#172 - Power to you, then. Enjoy it Just because I didn…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on 1000w LED lights 0
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#173 - lagingerninja (12/29/2015) [-]
I jumpscare easily though, maybe why.
#72 - This might end up being longer than I expect, so to save every…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on fml comp 1 +1
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#82 - hapasan (12/29/2015) [-]
Wow that's hurtful. If she finds you the ideal boyfriend, I wonder what is stopping her? Unless she doesn't want to lose you as a friend.

I kind of know what you mean by "make her jealous." I've done something similar. It's not for a malicious intent, that is, to hurt her, but to kind of "stir the pot" in hoping she start feeling things she may have never felt. It's kind of like since you're always available to her, there is no chance of her losing you (as a friend). But if you start talking about someone else, it may spark something. It may not be ethical, because it may hurt that person, but I understand what you mean, if this is something similar.

Neat story, btw. I hope everything turns out alright.
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#85 - viscerys (12/29/2015) [-]
So do I, man. I'm working at the moment to try and stay distant from her. I've ignored a couple of her messages since, and trying to sort of look like I'm pushing her away...(?)
I don't want to move on though, she's important to me, and I know ,whether or not we're together, I'm important to her.
#51 - I don't think there's anything on this planet that looks coole… 12/29/2015 on water cannon vs flamethrower 0
#38 - Over 80 hours clocked and I've seen literally zero bugs  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Fallout 4 +2
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#80 - sgtmajjohnson (12/30/2015) [-]
I had only a handful with 120 hours; it's definitely less buggy than New Vegas, but that doesn't matter to the people who irrationally despise Bethesda.
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#44 - daftiduck (12/29/2015) [-]
I've not seen any bad bugs, but I did encounter a dead body's head rotating non-stop when it landed in a weird position.
The only other stuff I've seen is bad AI. Kellogg retreated to the back of the room and shot two of his synth guards from behind during the fight, and the first courser went and stood in a corner shooting the floor for the first 10 seconds of the fight.
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#43 - Sperit (12/29/2015) [-]
>not fighting rad roaches in the 2nd place you go to
#67 - Yesterday the girl I like told me she likes everything I do, a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on fml comp 1 +1
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#70 - hapasan (12/29/2015) [-]
Were those her exact words? "I want a boyfriend like you, just not you."
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#72 - viscerys (12/29/2015) [-]
This might end up being longer than I expect, so to save everyone's screen space, I'll spoiler it. I was talking to her about a girl I was hoping to make a move on, equal parts trying to move on from her, and equal parts trying to make her jealous (Dick move I know). The actual text conversation is gone, so I can't quote most of it exactly. We've been friends for just over a year, and for most of the time, she's known how I've felt, and when she does stuff like this, I'm usually not shy of letting her know it, but here's the gist of the conversation.
Me: "I think I'm just gonna make a move. Gonna take her upstairs after the pub, put her to bed and go for it. If she doesn't wanna, then whatever, but I'm gonna try.
Her: "Omg send down your double"
Me: "What's a double?"
Her: "A double of you. Send one down."
Me: "Where?"
Her: "To meee"
Me: "You have no idea how much that hurt, that's just not fair, you know how I've felt for months."
Her: "No, not like that. Someone like you, just not you."
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#82 - hapasan (12/29/2015) [-]
Wow that's hurtful. If she finds you the ideal boyfriend, I wonder what is stopping her? Unless she doesn't want to lose you as a friend.

I kind of know what you mean by "make her jealous." I've done something similar. It's not for a malicious intent, that is, to hurt her, but to kind of "stir the pot" in hoping she start feeling things she may have never felt. It's kind of like since you're always available to her, there is no chance of her losing you (as a friend). But if you start talking about someone else, it may spark something. It may not be ethical, because it may hurt that person, but I understand what you mean, if this is something similar.

Neat story, btw. I hope everything turns out alright.
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#85 - viscerys (12/29/2015) [-]
So do I, man. I'm working at the moment to try and stay distant from her. I've ignored a couple of her messages since, and trying to sort of look like I'm pushing her away...(?)
I don't want to move on though, she's important to me, and I know ,whether or not we're together, I'm important to her.
#161 - The actual gameplay was solid through all three, but I feel it…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on 1000w LED lights 0
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#171 - lagingerninja (12/29/2015) [-]
I just picked up DS3 again
I actually really like its horror/jumpscare aspect
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#172 - viscerys (12/29/2015) [-]
Power to you, then. Enjoy it
Just because I didn't, doesn't mean no-one else can. I felt there were no parts in Dead Space 3 that were legitimately scary. It was all just "Aboogiewoogiewoo!"
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#173 - lagingerninja (12/29/2015) [-]
I jumpscare easily though, maybe why.
#158 - I felt like the games getting less scary as they went on sorta…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2015 on 1000w LED lights +3
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#160 - smartythechicken (12/29/2015) [-]
(the monster fighting was pretty badass tho)
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#161 - viscerys (12/29/2015) [-]
The actual gameplay was solid through all three, but I feel it kinda went flat in Dead Space 3. I heard the co-op was fun, but none of my friends got the game.
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#171 - lagingerninja (12/29/2015) [-]
I just picked up DS3 again
I actually really like its horror/jumpscare aspect
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#172 - viscerys (12/29/2015) [-]
Power to you, then. Enjoy it
Just because I didn't, doesn't mean no-one else can. I felt there were no parts in Dead Space 3 that were legitimately scary. It was all just "Aboogiewoogiewoo!"
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#173 - lagingerninja (12/29/2015) [-]
I jumpscare easily though, maybe why.
#217 - Snoke is quite noticeably put off by the "awakening… 12/26/2015 on This article infuriates me. 0
#121 - Rey being skilled with the lightsaber and the force and …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2015 on This article infuriates me. +7
#213 - LarsGoes (12/26/2015) [-]
the problem is more that she uses the tricks others have used before, without being told that those tricks are a "thing".

nobody (at least us seeing it) told her what the force is capable of specifically like obi wan told luke (feel the force and you can guess where the lazer will go).

pulling stuff with the force, giving orders to the weak minded. those things are very specific and in my opinion someone needs to tell force sensitive guys about them, or they will have to figure that stuff out over years. altough she saw some mind trick stuff when kylo tried to do shit in her mind during the interrogation.
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#217 - viscerys (12/26/2015) [-]
Snoke is quite noticeably put off by the "awakening" when she starts getting her powers. Maybe the force is changing, giving more power to the light to restore the balance.
#43 - Im sure the codex mentions that it's rumoured the Vespids' hel… 12/25/2015 on HO^3 0
#22 - The mind control is never confirmed is it? I think the Tau Cod…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2015 on HO^3 -1
#30 - captanyonomus (12/25/2015) [-]
Coulda sworn I heard someone mention something about the Ethereal caste using pheromones to influence/control the other castes into following their command. But it was in passing and they didn't mention where it was from so idk.

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#43 - viscerys (12/25/2015) [-]
Im sure the codex mentions that it's rumoured the Vespids' helmets are mind-control devices, but the more likely option, considering the Tau, is that the other races are subjugated through conquest, or by being given mercenary pay
#70 - A pretty damn good movie 12/25/2015 on Loyal 0
#68 - She was the new boba fett I was waiting for her to b… 12/25/2015 on Loyal 0
#198 - I thought it was fantastic. My favourite of them all actually.… 12/23/2015 on Black Hermione +8
#31 - I felt Kylo was supposed to be like that, whereas Anakin… 12/23/2015 on Autistic Shit Fit +6
#30 - TRAITOR! 12/23/2015 on Autistic Shit Fit +2
#48 - Oh... I feel a bit stupid now.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on They've Done it Again +2
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#98 - likerofbutts (12/23/2015) [-]
I think it's from "Alfie". It's a comic he(?) does.
#114 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
I loved reading the guacamole guy's his avatar was a drunk MLP Spike clutching a bottle of booze, but that could easily have changed. criticism of it on e621. The plot really is messed up stuff.
#44 - But they didn't have any capital ships or frigates did t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on They've Done it Again 0
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#88 - huntergriff (12/23/2015) [-]
that's unknown. there could be capital ships and frigates somewhere, but...we won't know until the next movie.
#43 - You can't just drop something like that without source.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2015 on They've Done it Again +2
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#46 - iamnuff (12/23/2015) [-]
source is "In-case"

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#48 - viscerys (12/23/2015) [-]
Oh... I feel a bit stupid now.
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#98 - likerofbutts (12/23/2015) [-]
I think it's from "Alfie". It's a comic he(?) does.
#114 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
I loved reading the guacamole guy's his avatar was a drunk MLP Spike clutching a bottle of booze, but that could easily have changed. criticism of it on e621. The plot really is messed up stuff.
#71 - I thought it was a bit of driftwood. Good spot. 12/23/2015 on Historical picture comp 8 +1
#156 - I gotchu fam. 12/23/2015 on Black Hermione 0
#155 - In the words of catpisseverdeen " Hermoine's actor is… 12/23/2015 on Black Hermione +2