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#108 - It's also pretty cool that, if you have any hobbies, you're al… 04/02/2016 on reddit bans anything... +1
#132 - Beverage dispenser. Barman. 04/01/2016 on Brilliant. 0
#34 - Off topic a bit. I'm all for gun control, but not straight up …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2016 on Gun -2
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#70 - wootsauce (03/31/2016) [-]
This is why it is enshrined as a Right. Not a privilege granted by government
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#48 - masanori (03/31/2016) [-]
In America, driving is considered a privilege and owning guns--the means to defend yourself with force from others using force--is considered a right. It also happens to be a right I like very much.
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#36 - icedmantwo (03/31/2016) [-]
It's easier to get a car. You just listed all the stuff you have to do if you want to take the car out on public roads. By regulating guns like cars you change is so you can get guns without a background check, with absolutely no limitations on them, except that you couldn't take them out in public, meaning concealed carrying, and the act of doing so would get much more difficult.
Of course, it isn't the number of guns that are the issue, it's the people. Vermont allows anyone who can legally own a handgun carry it on their person without any licensing but has lower crime rates than Canada.
#97 - So much power being used in one image  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2016 on small fallout comp 0
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#115 - triggerhappywolf (03/31/2016) [-]
As best as I can tell the sign is 25X51 for a total of 1275 light boxes.
#136 - It's confusing if you didn't grow up with it. Simple as that r…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2016 on American Schools +4
#171 - terminalinfinity (03/31/2016) [-]
Its this simple
Grade School
High School

It represents what the system is trying to do at each stage. In Kindergarten, they're preparing you for school and having a schedule and school day. Grade school is what it is, the whole straight reading/math/science/history/english. In high school they're trying to prepare students to either go to trade schools or college/universities.
#133 - If I remember Supes took a nuke to the face earlier in t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2016 on Batman dick worship +4
#180 - impureparadox (03/29/2016) [-]
yes just kidding haven't seen the animated version, only read the comic batman is like 7 steps ahead of him this whole time. It starts with like a nuke(made by a foreign country to black out the sun[weakening supes cause it's his source of power]), acid to the face (doesn't hurt him but a distraction), batman actually standing a chance in (i believe) the hellbat(some abnormal suit), and a few more tricks, and then green arrow hits him with the kryptonite laced arrow, at which point batman just fucks him up and lets him know Batman is superior not because of any particular reason, mostly because supes doesn't think like a strategist going against a god.
#246 - bakagaijin (03/29/2016) [-]
And speaking of gods.... wasn't batman imbued with the power of a god, went mad with power and superman was forced to beat the fuck out of said god power out of him?
#276 - impureparadox (03/30/2016) [-]
did read, good points just have to add, this is new 52 stuff and(i have no knowledge of this new area of comics but) I don't think he went crazy, i think what happens is when he asks the chair who joker is and it tells him he freaks out.
#221 - anon (03/29/2016) [-]
Actually that's what makes it kind of annoying, at this point Batman could pretty much go up against God and the writers would have him win because "he had a good plan". It's ridiculous.
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#231 - alenkt (03/29/2016) [-]
True. The character is cool and everything, but sometimes his cock gets sucked for so many people screaming he can win against anything, you can see sometimes it's really unrealistic (for a human) what he can do. The only reason Bats has a chance against Supes it's because Supes will never go full on him.
#247 - bakagaijin (03/30/2016) [-]
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**bakagaijin rolled image**90% of lucid Superman versus lucid Batman fights end up like this... "Bruce I need your help for something", "f*** you Clark I'm going to kill you" "Bruce we need to help with something", "f*** you Superman I'm going to f****** decimate you and s*** on everything that you love", "God dammit Bruce I didn't want to do this to you"... And then proceeds to having either Clark or Bruce bleeding on the floor almost dead
#170 - Imagine a remake with using all of today's technology. Like, w… 03/29/2016 on Tumblr Anthologies - 4 0
#157 - The ****** guessed Hat Guy from xkcd holy **** what the ****. 03/16/2016 on Akinator 0
#91 - I ain't arguing about this, I'm just talking about what I've learned.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2016 on Webm Comp (6028/7000) 0
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#92 - theoldfritz (03/12/2016) [-]
i was tought the same in school, if not even worse
but did a lot of research on my own and heard stories and even got documents from first hand
#88 - Everything was monitored. That was the whole point of a fascis…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2016 on Webm Comp (6028/7000) 0
#89 - theoldfritz (03/12/2016) [-]
"she thinks that her family will report her if she doesn't act "patriotically" in front of them." - I am talking about this, this whole reporting point

There were no family reportings like in soviet russia
There were no propaganda that told people to report "state enemies" except for jews in occupied territories. the communist "hunt" is a myth, communist parties were forbiden and underground organisations shut down, but nobody would knock on your door if you werent a 100% supporter
You get me now?

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#91 - viscerys (03/12/2016) [-]
I ain't arguing about this, I'm just talking about what I've learned.
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#92 - theoldfritz (03/12/2016) [-]
i was tought the same in school, if not even worse
but did a lot of research on my own and heard stories and even got documents from first hand