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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#49 - The mud makes it look like she'd been shot in the face or some… 10/16/2014 on Wipeout +3
#85 - I don't suppose you have sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on You 0
User avatar #88 - havockwzy (10/16/2014) [-]
no i do not but someone said it once when i posted this before
#82 - For the love of god tell me that is from porn.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on You 0
User avatar #84 - havockwzy (10/16/2014) [-]
pretty sure it was
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/16/2014) [-]
I don't suppose you have sauce?
User avatar #88 - havockwzy (10/16/2014) [-]
no i do not but someone said it once when i posted this before
#150 - Can somebody explain to me what he did? I thought people were …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on you did it 0
#151 - anonymous (10/14/2014) [-]
Sold 4chan out to SJWs, pruned threads, redacted 4chan's status as a haven of free speech, all for SJW pussy that cucked him.
#331 - "The Zone calls us, S.T.A.L.K.E.R" 10/14/2014 on Powerful Photos Compilation 0
#13 - Ah, so he laid the foundations for the empire? 10/13/2014 on ehhhhwut 0
#9 - Wasn't he, like, the first emperor and they killed him because…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on ehhhhwut 0
User avatar #11 - fatmanxxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
He was a dictator yes but not an emperor he was killed before he could do just that. His adoptive son Octavian became the first roman emperor.
User avatar #13 - viscerys (10/13/2014) [-]
Ah, so he laid the foundations for the empire?
#50 - Clearly it ******* does. 10/13/2014 on Steam punk wants 0
#132 - Look for a thingie to clear malware and **** . Pro… 10/13/2014 on Around the Internet PART 22 0
#41 - Well, at least you're not like a bunch of my players who just …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #42 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't piss off DMs that maintain a stable reasonable story that is interesting.

Only ones that force unnatural plot and force overly annoying characters then get pissy if you accidently explode them.

In my defense the room was dark and an unexpected man popped up in front of me!

Lol, unnatural in DnD? Impossibru.
#38 - My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#36 - Oh, man. This ****** fantastic.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#34 - I'm going to go and buy some food and **** , and I…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#32 - You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#30 - If Darths and Droids is the one where the janitor kills them a…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #31 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Lol I don't think so. Imagine if Star Wars had never existed, but a group of tabletop game players reenacted the films from the beginning of Episode I... but with some major plot twists and alternative story telling.

And they actually made Jar Jar likable.
User avatar #32 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#28 - I'm mostly a DM. Therefore, his kind makes me want to punch kittens.  [+] (12 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #29 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Heh. Ever heard of "DM of the Rings" or "Darths and Droids"? If not, look them up when you've got an hour or so free, and your life may very well change.
User avatar #39 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Both of those are hilarious.

And my DM's mostly railroad so hard it feels like Skyrim and essential characters :L.
User avatar #30 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
If Darths and Droids is the one where the janitor kills them all, then I've seen that one. That kind of shit is cool. People doing stuff specifically to go against what the DM has created and fuck with the rules annoy me.
User avatar #31 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Lol I don't think so. Imagine if Star Wars had never existed, but a group of tabletop game players reenacted the films from the beginning of Episode I... but with some major plot twists and alternative story telling.

And they actually made Jar Jar likable.
User avatar #32 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#18 - RIFT seems to do F2P pretty well. 10/12/2014 on When an MMO goes free to play +1
#20 - I don't like your kind.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #40 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Why not? I love your kind, without the DM to reign me in I'd never get a campaign finished like a normal person.

You can only destroy so many towns before the novelty wears off.
User avatar #41 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, at least you're not like a bunch of my players who just get pissy when I try to rein things in.
User avatar #42 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't piss off DMs that maintain a stable reasonable story that is interesting.

Only ones that force unnatural plot and force overly annoying characters then get pissy if you accidently explode them.

In my defense the room was dark and an unexpected man popped up in front of me!

Lol, unnatural in DnD? Impossibru.
User avatar #24 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
I like his kind.
User avatar #28 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm mostly a DM. Therefore, his kind makes me want to punch kittens.
User avatar #29 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Heh. Ever heard of "DM of the Rings" or "Darths and Droids"? If not, look them up when you've got an hour or so free, and your life may very well change.
User avatar #39 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Both of those are hilarious.

And my DM's mostly railroad so hard it feels like Skyrim and essential characters :L.
User avatar #30 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
If Darths and Droids is the one where the janitor kills them all, then I've seen that one. That kind of shit is cool. People doing stuff specifically to go against what the DM has created and fuck with the rules annoy me.
User avatar #31 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Lol I don't think so. Imagine if Star Wars had never existed, but a group of tabletop game players reenacted the films from the beginning of Episode I... but with some major plot twists and alternative story telling.

And they actually made Jar Jar likable.
User avatar #32 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#70 - I was a total fat **** till the start of Septembe… 10/11/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday 0
#2 - So it does. I was never good at drawing guns. 10/10/2014 on Kalashnikov 0
#17 - Methinks they're referring to when they started selling it sliced.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on muh sides +4
#18 - anonymous (09/30/2014) [-]
I think he's just trying to be a smart ass.
#13 - Hey, that happened to me too! 09/30/2014 on Good old police 0
#89 - So you made all these points, and you didn't back them up. You… 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
#21 - Thanks. 09/30/2014 on "Special Properties" +3
#143 - Battle can't have been that long. I'm so ******… 09/30/2014 on Photoshop request +4
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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