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#1310 - You sick bastard.... The question that has haunted me all thes… 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 +1
#36 - >/k/- WEAPONS Kinda comes with the territory 06/28/2014 on /k/ +22
#100 - Still want to see mine... 06/27/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 6 0
#132 - I don't see how the foot being farther away would allow it to … 06/20/2014 on Some 0
#23 - The green denotes they are steel core armor piercing rounds 06/20/2014 on you can make a difference 0
#240 - Once more I shall toss my name into the hat. 06/20/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 5 0
#111 - I think you may be mistaken. Almost all modern land mine syste…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Some 0
User avatar #131 - technoshaman (06/20/2014) [-]
If the mine detonates as soon as the compression is released then it will allow a small amount of time to move the compressing foot away the mine enabling it to blow off a leg or just the foot. A lot mines aren't meant to kill, but to maim. This way it takes multiple soldiers to remove the injured one, thus removing more than one combatant. Either way, the explosion from a mine isn't so small that that brief window will keep you out of harms way.
User avatar #132 - violenthandjob (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't see how the foot being farther away would allow it to maim more, but the force will generally be projected upwards from a land mine and not so much outwards to help aid in maiming like you said, so detonation on release would be counter intuitive. There are ones that do though I remember reading about them. They were on time delayed fuses after the release and specifically designed to kill personnel. The idea was that the lead soldier in a column would step on it and it would go off in the middle of the formation
#172 - I've never seen **** with, Jaren on it 06/19/2014 on Fuck Dennis 0
#68 - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 06/17/2014 on I'd Shit My Pants +1
#128 - You too bro thanks for the pic! 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... 0
#114 - IIRC the rest of the story involved them leaving the hospital …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +1
#117 - Deathena (06/17/2014) [-]
Well she really didn't make it easy for herself... She stopped taking her insulin and other meds for about 5 years until her sugars averaged 25 and the doctors were really confused to why she wasn't in a coma. But I do hope she doesn't lose her arm... Anyway thanks for the neat story and trying to be supportive I hope you have a nice day and enjoy this unrelated pic. Hopefully it will be useful in the future.
User avatar #128 - violenthandjob (06/17/2014) [-]
You too bro thanks for the pic!
#101 - I forget exactly how but when it reaches higher stages it caus…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +3
User avatar #349 - wulphshadowtail (06/17/2014) [-]
I would like a link to this story or a screenshot or something.
User avatar #113 - Deathena (06/17/2014) [-]
Just so you know the nerves start dieing if your blood sugars are to out of wack. (that's what my mother told me her doctor described it as) For example right now my mom is having it happen to her left arm and it is extremely painful as the nerves die so just moving her arm up and down hurts a lot so I have no idea how this woman could get to the point of MAGGOTS without a doctor freaking on her.
User avatar #114 - violenthandjob (06/17/2014) [-]
IIRC the rest of the story involved them leaving the hospital after delivering the patient and the paramedic finds a maggot crawling on his shirt. He then freaks out and jumps out of the rig puking. Sorry about your mother I hope she can recover, it's a terrible disease to have to deal with.
#117 - Deathena (06/17/2014) [-]
Well she really didn't make it easy for herself... She stopped taking her insulin and other meds for about 5 years until her sugars averaged 25 and the doctors were really confused to why she wasn't in a coma. But I do hope she doesn't lose her arm... Anyway thanks for the neat story and trying to be supportive I hope you have a nice day and enjoy this unrelated pic. Hopefully it will be useful in the future.
User avatar #128 - violenthandjob (06/17/2014) [-]
You too bro thanks for the pic!
#92 - Picture 06/16/2014 on it does what? +3
#623 - Just gonna throw mine out there again. 06/14/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 +1
#47 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Ivan is striking back 0
#26 - I just wanted to play too 06/10/2014 on Ghost Recon +1
#17 - So you can tactically stay on a tactical target while you tact…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Ghost Recon +4
User avatar #41 - darthblam (06/10/2014) [-]
So a guy had a similar joke... don't need to bash the poor man for it just because yours came first..
#26 - violenthandjob (06/10/2014) [-]
I just wanted to play too
#5 - Haha, the torturous minds of DIs. I have plenty more of these …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Military in a nutshell +12
#7 - animalsslamina (06/09/2014) [-]
Best photo I could find to give perspective to the terrifying appearance of Sphec N' Spec.
User avatar #48 - oceanmist (06/10/2014) [-]
Cicada hawks are pretty friendly compared to most wasps. They just look terrifying.
User avatar #54 - animalsslamina (06/10/2014) [-]
Note- They were named using the Latin name Shecious Speciosus.....
User avatar #55 - oceanmist (06/10/2014) [-]
Whats that translate to?
User avatar #57 - oceanmist (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh never mind you meant thats the names you gave them.
User avatar #51 - animalsslamina (06/10/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think.
User avatar #36 - sirbrentcoe (06/10/2014) [-]
jesus christ. . you could get my wife to burn her parents house down if you threatened her with those.
User avatar #18 - Einsty (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh my fuck.
#24 - Also a link for those interested. 06/09/2014 on Facts Facts Facts 0
#35 - That distinguished gentleman in the bottom photograph is mattv… 06/09/2014 on This is the anti-gun side... 0
#58 - Yeah, so bro they supply terrorists and extremists in the midd…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on CIA's first tweet 0
User avatar #60 - ishalltroll (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty cool guy. Eh destabilizes unstable regions and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #62 - KazumaKyu (06/07/2014) [-]
Saw it coming but still made me chuckle. 8/10
#390 - Would mine work?... 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#169 - The FBI recently released a paper on their website; that ,whil… 06/05/2014 on Israel is pissed. 0
#53 - Watch the Dagestan massacre or pretty much any cartel executio… 06/04/2014 on Oops! 0
#23 - The one with the faulty base alarm was like something out of a… 06/04/2014 on 20 More Amusing Facts... +4
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