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#98 - Not too bad really. The one I fired had a big muzzle break on …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on You don't have to outrun... 0
User avatar #99 - zahnrad (07/01/2014) [-]
I think so, interesting since I've never fired one before.
User avatar #100 - zahnrad (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, any gun I meant.
User avatar #102 - violenthandjob (07/01/2014) [-]
Also if you do get the chance to shoot a gun sometime make sure you tuck the butt of the rifle/shotgun it your shoulder nice and tight. Don't be afraid of the gun and leave a space between the butt and your shoulder or not grip it hard enough or you will get hurt by it especially on the bigger guns. (You have to make the gun your bitch)
On hand guns just get a nice strong grip and have the web between your index finger and thumb as far up the backstrap of the gun as possible, and don't let it flip up and hit you in the face
User avatar #101 - violenthandjob (07/01/2014) [-]
It's definitely hard to understand if you've never fired any gun before but most every gun's recoil feels different depending on the size caliber and grip shape. Some guns are very snappy and want to rise up from recoil and others just like to push back hard. A good .50 cal rifle is similar to shotgun it just pushes back hard (The rifle is always fired from the rested position though, if you fired it standing up it would be much much worse). The rifle in the pic is a 20mm though and although similar to the .50 recoil wise had much more concussion and just sheer punch behind it when it hit my shoulder. Hope that helps a bit
#55 - You can't hand somebody who's never operated a firearm before …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on I love Far Cry 3 0
User avatar #57 - shinote (06/30/2014) [-]
Technically yes, but I mean really all you have to do is give them very basic instructions.

You just gotta tell em how to load a mag, and cock the bolt, and maybe operate the safety & they're good.

Very first time I had ever even HELD a weapon, it was an AR, the dude literally told me to "stick the mag in the bottom, and pull the handle in the back, and push the button on the side."

took me a sec to find the "handle" and "button" he was talking about, but it worked out fine.
#34 - MFW I got to shoot one of those  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2014 on You don't have to outrun... 0
User avatar #86 - zahnrad (06/30/2014) [-]
How bad was the recoil? Serious question since some guns can cause severe damage if not fired correctly.
User avatar #98 - violenthandjob (07/01/2014) [-]
Not too bad really. The one I fired had a big muzzle break on it so that helped quite a bit. It was a lot more violent than a .50 cal's recoil but not really with too much more force behind with it, if that makes sense.
User avatar #99 - zahnrad (07/01/2014) [-]
I think so, interesting since I've never fired one before.
User avatar #100 - zahnrad (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, any gun I meant.
User avatar #102 - violenthandjob (07/01/2014) [-]
Also if you do get the chance to shoot a gun sometime make sure you tuck the butt of the rifle/shotgun it your shoulder nice and tight. Don't be afraid of the gun and leave a space between the butt and your shoulder or not grip it hard enough or you will get hurt by it especially on the bigger guns. (You have to make the gun your bitch)
On hand guns just get a nice strong grip and have the web between your index finger and thumb as far up the backstrap of the gun as possible, and don't let it flip up and hit you in the face
User avatar #101 - violenthandjob (07/01/2014) [-]
It's definitely hard to understand if you've never fired any gun before but most every gun's recoil feels different depending on the size caliber and grip shape. Some guns are very snappy and want to rise up from recoil and others just like to push back hard. A good .50 cal rifle is similar to shotgun it just pushes back hard (The rifle is always fired from the rested position though, if you fired it standing up it would be much much worse). The rifle in the pic is a 20mm though and although similar to the .50 recoil wise had much more concussion and just sheer punch behind it when it hit my shoulder. Hope that helps a bit
#20 - I actually have no idea about Kahn, I would actually be pretty… 06/29/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 +1
#18 - Whoops sorry, typed that up a little too fast. 10,000 is what …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 +1
User avatar #19 - TheHutchie (06/29/2014) [-]
Any knowledge on how many people Khan will have killed personally? I still imagine it's higher but I'm interested now.
User avatar #20 - violenthandjob (06/29/2014) [-]
I actually have no idea about Kahn, I would actually be pretty interested to know that myself. Also IIRC Blokhin racked up about 4,000-6,000 of his kills during that execution in Poland
#16 - Stalin actually had a chief executioner, Vasili Mikhailovich B…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 +3
User avatar #17 - TheHutchie (06/29/2014) [-]
Misplaced comma, or missing a zero?

"1,000 or 10,000?" to make is simpler.
User avatar #18 - violenthandjob (06/29/2014) [-]
Whoops sorry, typed that up a little too fast. 10,000 is what I meant. In reality I think his personal total was closer too 8,000 but his actual contingent of men assigned to assist him executed around 30,000 "undesirables" in one single mass execution during the Soviet occupation of Poland
User avatar #19 - TheHutchie (06/29/2014) [-]
Any knowledge on how many people Khan will have killed personally? I still imagine it's higher but I'm interested now.
User avatar #20 - violenthandjob (06/29/2014) [-]
I actually have no idea about Kahn, I would actually be pretty interested to know that myself. Also IIRC Blokhin racked up about 4,000-6,000 of his kills during that execution in Poland
#1310 - You sick bastard.... The question that has haunted me all thes… 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 +1
#36 - >/k/- WEAPONS Kinda comes with the territory 06/28/2014 on /k/ +22
#100 - Still want to see mine... 06/27/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 6 0
#132 - I don't see how the foot being farther away would allow it to … 06/20/2014 on Some 0
#23 - The green denotes they are steel core armor piercing rounds 06/20/2014 on you can make a difference 0
#240 - Once more I shall toss my name into the hat. 06/20/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 5 0
#111 - I think you may be mistaken. Almost all modern land mine syste…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Some 0
User avatar #131 - technoshaman (06/20/2014) [-]
If the mine detonates as soon as the compression is released then it will allow a small amount of time to move the compressing foot away the mine enabling it to blow off a leg or just the foot. A lot mines aren't meant to kill, but to maim. This way it takes multiple soldiers to remove the injured one, thus removing more than one combatant. Either way, the explosion from a mine isn't so small that that brief window will keep you out of harms way.
User avatar #132 - violenthandjob (06/20/2014) [-]
I don't see how the foot being farther away would allow it to maim more, but the force will generally be projected upwards from a land mine and not so much outwards to help aid in maiming like you said, so detonation on release would be counter intuitive. There are ones that do though I remember reading about them. They were on time delayed fuses after the release and specifically designed to kill personnel. The idea was that the lead soldier in a column would step on it and it would go off in the middle of the formation
#172 - I've never seen **** with, Jaren on it 06/19/2014 on Fuck Dennis 0
#68 - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 06/17/2014 on I'd Shit My Pants +1
#128 - You too bro thanks for the pic! 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... 0
#114 - IIRC the rest of the story involved them leaving the hospital …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +1
#117 - Deathena (06/17/2014) [-]
Well she really didn't make it easy for herself... She stopped taking her insulin and other meds for about 5 years until her sugars averaged 25 and the doctors were really confused to why she wasn't in a coma. But I do hope she doesn't lose her arm... Anyway thanks for the neat story and trying to be supportive I hope you have a nice day and enjoy this unrelated pic. Hopefully it will be useful in the future.
User avatar #128 - violenthandjob (06/17/2014) [-]
You too bro thanks for the pic!
#101 - I forget exactly how but when it reaches higher stages it caus…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +3
User avatar #349 - wulphshadowtail (06/17/2014) [-]
I would like a link to this story or a screenshot or something.
User avatar #113 - Deathena (06/17/2014) [-]
Just so you know the nerves start dieing if your blood sugars are to out of wack. (that's what my mother told me her doctor described it as) For example right now my mom is having it happen to her left arm and it is extremely painful as the nerves die so just moving her arm up and down hurts a lot so I have no idea how this woman could get to the point of MAGGOTS without a doctor freaking on her.
User avatar #114 - violenthandjob (06/17/2014) [-]
IIRC the rest of the story involved them leaving the hospital after delivering the patient and the paramedic finds a maggot crawling on his shirt. He then freaks out and jumps out of the rig puking. Sorry about your mother I hope she can recover, it's a terrible disease to have to deal with.
#117 - Deathena (06/17/2014) [-]
Well she really didn't make it easy for herself... She stopped taking her insulin and other meds for about 5 years until her sugars averaged 25 and the doctors were really confused to why she wasn't in a coma. But I do hope she doesn't lose her arm... Anyway thanks for the neat story and trying to be supportive I hope you have a nice day and enjoy this unrelated pic. Hopefully it will be useful in the future.
User avatar #128 - violenthandjob (06/17/2014) [-]
You too bro thanks for the pic!
#92 - Picture 06/16/2014 on it does what? +3
#623 - Just gonna throw mine out there again. 06/14/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 +1
#47 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Ivan is striking back 0
#26 - I just wanted to play too 06/10/2014 on Ghost Recon +1
#17 - So you can tactically stay on a tactical target while you tact…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Ghost Recon +4
User avatar #41 - darthblam (06/10/2014) [-]
So a guy had a similar joke... don't need to bash the poor man for it just because yours came first..
#26 - violenthandjob (06/10/2014) [-]
I just wanted to play too
#5 - Haha, the torturous minds of DIs. I have plenty more of these …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Military in a nutshell +12
#7 - animalsslamina (06/09/2014) [-]
Best photo I could find to give perspective to the terrifying appearance of Sphec N' Spec.
User avatar #48 - oceanmist (06/10/2014) [-]
Cicada hawks are pretty friendly compared to most wasps. They just look terrifying.
User avatar #54 - animalsslamina (06/10/2014) [-]
Note- They were named using the Latin name Shecious Speciosus.....
User avatar #55 - oceanmist (06/10/2014) [-]
Whats that translate to?
User avatar #57 - oceanmist (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh never mind you meant thats the names you gave them.
User avatar #51 - animalsslamina (06/10/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think.
User avatar #36 - sirbrentcoe (06/10/2014) [-]
jesus christ. . you could get my wife to burn her parents house down if you threatened her with those.
User avatar #18 - Einsty (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh my fuck.
#24 - Also a link for those interested. 06/09/2014 on Facts Facts Facts 0
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User avatar #1 - hotpost ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
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