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Video Games Played: Rainbow Six Vegas, Call of Duty, Destiny
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Interests: Schooling, Excercise, Success MudaFucka
Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
Last Login:7/17/2014
Location:Massachusetts
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Comment Ranking:#5131
Highest Content Rank:#4014
Highest Comment Rank:#2665
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Total Comments Made:647
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#47 - In respect to your people I would just like to say, "Grac… 07/07/2014 on vinyls's profile 0
#23 - Do you think she likes you? Its pretty big difference between … 07/05/2014 on Advice? +1
#4 - WE have nipples because we are all originally girls in the wom…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2014 on personal trainers hate him +120
User avatar #36 - plasticcup (07/05/2014) [-]
I guess his dad didn't suck hard enough to make him feel normal.
User avatar #22 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
But they aren't because we were originally girls but because we have one individual X chromosome, giving us nipples but no reproductive use for them...

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User avatar #31 - Mortuus (07/05/2014) [-]
You're correct.
User avatar #32 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
Then why the fuck am I being thumbed down for it? This site is retarded, man.

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User avatar #33 - Mortuus (07/05/2014) [-]
Seriously.
#8 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Nipples actually do have very important etheric purposes only known to the occult sciences.
#15 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Cool story bruh
#19 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Wait, people don't realize I'm joking?
#25 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh, you were joking? Well shit, I thought you were bringing up some actual shit that the male nipples do. Sorreh
#13 - The force is just what you feel when youre drunk and lukes per… 07/05/2014 on Star Wars +1
#69 - Unless youre the guy making the video 07/02/2014 on that time I got off the car... +1
#237 - I once had a job, and I actually tried to be a good employee. 06/27/2014 on secret about your job 0
#49 - Its actually called tonic. 06/27/2014 on We Say Soda In America 0
#162 - I dont have a windows phone yet, but i will and I will like it. 06/27/2014 on secret about your job +1
#284 - There is a point in every mans masturbating session where ther… 06/26/2014 on Would you? +5
#721 - Penetration 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#720 - **vinyls rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
User avatar #721 - vinyls (06/26/2014) [-]
Penetration
#137 - Coincidentally thats also the size of his wang But i don… 06/25/2014 on This guy is amazing 0
#43 - I bet you say that to all the guys  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on vinyls's profile 0
User avatar #44 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
shit he's onto me
#57 - We'll see. 06/22/2014 on NOT THE BEEES +1
#66 - Yup  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Brienne of House Tyson +3
#75 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Living proof that you should never butch your hair off as a woman. What once was aesthetically beautiful turned in to this. She's a great person over all though so don't get me wrong..
#84 - mondprinzessin (06/17/2014) [-]
#164 - Fuck off  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on iexcitenerds's profile 0
#217 - kamikazikraut (06/17/2014) [-]
#145 - eating at McDonalds, allergic to salt. Nigga you gun die. 06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 +19
#144 - Excess salt can be a contributing factor to elevated heart rat… 06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 +2
#139 - Hypernatremia.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 +1
User avatar #141 - matheomaidana (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh, I just related it with my grandpa who can't eat salt because of his hypertension.
User avatar #144 - vinyls (06/17/2014) [-]
Excess salt can be a contributing factor to elevated heart rate so patients with hypertension are put on the D.A.S.H Diet to try and lower it. If he puts salt on something it wont kill him. Not right away anyways. So youre still right. You still need salt in your diet because sodium is an electrolyte and you die without it. Its just that with processed foods and shit the typical individual can eat upwards of 400% of their daily value on average.
#3 - Me looking at my day. Since i got here from the fucking front page 06/09/2014 on Ain't that some shit 0
#11 - Destiny  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Why is everyone excited for... 0
#16 - worldofwarcraftdog (06/06/2014) [-]
#163 - thats what I want you to think  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Why hello there 0
User avatar #164 - darthblam (06/06/2014) [-]
Sheit nigga, this comments 2 years old.
#32 - Shatter windows twice as far away  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on 20 WTF Facts Compilation +212
User avatar #104 - rectophobia (06/06/2014) [-]
I think the power of your typical blast wave varies with 1/r^2 where r is the distance. I don't know this for sure, but I figure the same rules apply as luminescence (I know that there will be dissipation due to the environment too)
#118 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
Yes. It can be approximated by an inverse square law, rather than simply "doubling" it. (was a funny reply tho)
#3 - Sincerely, Booty Scientist 06/05/2014 on thoughts from the... +3
#1 - But they still bitch about not having water. 06/05/2014 on #FirstWorldProblems +3

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User avatar #46 - crutoncrazy (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm proud of you for getting a 79 + thumb comment. *Friend gets many thumbs, swell with pride*
User avatar #47 to #46 - vinyls (07/07/2014) [-]
In respect to your people I would just like to say, "Gracias"
User avatar #42 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #43 to #42 - vinyls (06/22/2014) [-]
I bet you say that to all the guys
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
shit he's onto me
User avatar #3 - crutoncrazy (10/30/2012) [-]
I almost forgot how hard you make me laugh. You're fucking hilarious, you baby-backed, basket weaving bitch.
User avatar #31 to #3 - vinyls (03/26/2014) [-]
Fun fact: Ive never wove a basket before. I know, shocking! I look like the type dont i?
User avatar #32 to #31 - crutoncrazy (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're definitely a basket weaving looking fuck.
User avatar #33 to #32 - vinyls (03/26/2014) [-]
Basket weavers are pretty right?
#34 to #33 - crutoncrazy (03/26/2014) [-]
Ehhhhh... Yes.
User avatar #35 to #34 - vinyls (03/26/2014) [-]
Can you believe i dont even have a reaction folder anymore?! Like...How am I suppose to express myself
User avatar #36 to #35 - crutoncrazy (03/26/2014) [-]
I went through a period of time where I had accidentally deleted mine that I had been accumulating for years and during the rebuilding period I felt like I didn't have a face. It's still in it's very beginning stages.
User avatar #37 to #36 - vinyls (03/26/2014) [-]
Ive learned that I am significantly less funny without a picture. My jokes just arnt strong enough to stand on their own
#38 to #37 - crutoncrazy (03/26/2014) [-]
Well reaction images aren't THAT important.
#39 to #38 - vinyls (03/26/2014) [-]
All i have is a fairly impressive collection of incredibly adorable things,   
   
But this sums up me trying to get a thumb without using a reaction image. Just so close.. but not quite there.
All i have is a fairly impressive collection of incredibly adorable things,

But this sums up me trying to get a thumb without using a reaction image. Just so close.. but not quite there.
User avatar #40 to #39 - crutoncrazy (03/26/2014) [-]
AlmostMurphy.gif
User avatar #4 to #3 - vinyls (12/11/2013) [-]
OKAY WELL MAYBE IM JUST A REALLY SLOW READER
#5 to #4 - crutoncrazy (12/11/2013) [-]
WHATEVER, just know, the bitch is back.
WHATEVER, just know, the bitch is back.
User avatar #6 to #5 - vinyls (12/11/2013) [-]
Should i be scared...because i am
User avatar #1 - crutoncrazy (08/08/2012) [-]
Hey, so I hear you giggle like a school girl...
User avatar #27 to #1 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
I dont think ive ever hit the point of having to many replys in a row before
User avatar #28 to #27 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
Well I'm honored then.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
You should consider yourself special.AND FINALLY i mean that not in the mean way
User avatar #7 to #1 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
I dont know how comfortable I am with such well toned man thigh on my profile...
User avatar #8 to #7 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
Alright, you know what, it's not my fault Admin is a hunk.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
God can you imagine what that ass must look like?
User avatar #10 to #9 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
I do imagine. Every day of my life.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
Fuck...My ass has never felt so inadequate. Maybe i can get admin to teach me his steely ways of bun toning.
User avatar #12 to #11 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
Gonna need pics for reference.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
If your talking about admin, id like a copy. Otherwise Im pretty sure you already have those references
User avatar #14 to #13 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
Those were lost in the briny depths of my old phone. Anyhow, I remember you have a nice bootay, girl.
User avatar #15 to #14 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
Youre such a doll! That means a lot coming from one of the only ass girls out there.
User avatar #16 to #15 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
True true, I know my men's asses, and I fancy yours.
User avatar #17 to #16 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
Why thank you! If i remember correctly yours was pretty nifty too
User avatar #18 to #17 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
Hooray for our mutually good asses.
User avatar #19 to #18 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
Let the celebrating begin!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
Arnt hispanic-y people suppose to be good dancers?
User avatar #22 to #21 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
How can you tell the ethnicity of that pumpkin, you freak?
User avatar #23 to #22 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
Call it skill. But i was more talking about you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - crutoncrazy (03/25/2014) [-]
So you assumed that I was that pumpkin dancer? Fuck I wish.
User avatar #25 to #24 - vinyls (03/25/2014) [-]
Knowing you I wouldnt rule it out
User avatar #2 to #1 - vinyls (08/08/2012) [-]
Who told you!?!
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