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Date Signed Up:5/17/2012
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#24053 - Comment deleted 08/31/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#20 - Comment deleted 08/31/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on By The Nine +4
User avatar #49 - bronybox (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, at least you know it's probably not edited, and maybe it was with a camera phone and he wanted to send it to a friend. Yes he could have done that over the internet, but, yeah.
#4 - I came to your profile because a comment I saw ( ) and althou… 08/31/2012 on alltimetens's profile 0
#98 - Ha, I didn't see your post before replying myself.. It contain…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on /b/ sums up FJ nicely +1
User avatar #107 - teoberry (08/31/2012) [-]
great minds think alike buddy.
#97 - Let me tell you, as the average 4chan user, /b/ is FULL of ret…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on /b/ sums up FJ nicely +2
#236 - aBlindMoron (08/31/2012) [-]
Go on /v/.

It's /b/-lite.
#114 - Picture 08/30/2012 on This is Text +2
#184 - I know that feel  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on A message +20
User avatar #988 - APUPPY (08/31/2012) [-]
thats mfw we're playing hide n seek and i hear footsteps
#1 - It's morky.. Get it right 08/29/2012 on Dolan 0
#182 - Picture 08/29/2012 on What Do You Do? +18
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Class > Swag 0
#4 - classygentleman (08/29/2012) [-]
Help me counter OPs madthumbs
#6 - How new to the internet are you? 08/29/2012 on Lord Jebus can do math 0
#56 - You could always do us all a pleasure and leave this site and …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Meanwhile on FJ... +8
#95 - phonerstonerboner (08/21/2012) [-]
You deserve this for perfectly summing up funnyjunk.
User avatar #89 - theguydown (08/21/2012) [-]
i logged in just to thumb you up!, yuo sir are a great man!
#192 - **vileghas rolls 31** PenisDevourer 08/19/2012 on Faggot 0
#55 - Comment deleted 08/19/2012 on GTA dating logic 0
#256 - Picture 08/19/2012 on Hot or Not +1
#14 - Look up before you speak  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on aussies +3
#18 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
"Data for Australia, Austria and Portugal is from 2002. All other data is from 2003)."
maybe find relevant and recent data before you speak
#17 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for the site, bro.

As soon as I looked up Teen Pregnancy I instantly regretted it.
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on the feels +4
User avatar #22 - squadallah (08/01/2012) [-]
Holy shit, I laughed so hard. Quiet. But hard.
#3 - We should start a Wow-Channel, now with LoL and Runescape  [+] (11 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Looks like he got Trolled. +11
#86 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
How about a tribes ascend channel?
#17 - ganjaforeveryone (07/27/2012) [-]
there already is a WoW channel, i was excited for it, but it didnt become popular
User avatar #11 - theist (07/27/2012) [-]
I have a better idea. How about we don't have channels at all?
#150 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
channels are the cancer that is killing FJ
User avatar #154 - christopherdolan (07/27/2012) [-]
Unfunny posts arenthe cancer on funnyjunk, if its funny, then why care about the channels
#175 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
Channels are essentially discrete thumbwhoreing,
#56 - queencardvike (07/27/2012) [-]
I fucken love you.
User avatar #9 - lmOldGreg (07/27/2012) [-]
#7 - jamiemsm (07/27/2012) [-]
agreed :D
User avatar #4 - thisbepi (07/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #5 - alienstryke (07/27/2012) [-]
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#146 - That's the joke! It's not the German flag, it's the Belgian fl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Why Europe be mean to... +7
User avatar #152 - whyinuse (07/25/2012) [-]
Lol, didn't even recognize that, its that I'm dutch that i recognized it, but now, when i watch it more closely I see the joke xD
#150 - paxpacis (07/25/2012) [-]
The two people posting before him didn't get it, either and miraculously they all went apeshit over a different flag
#145 - God.. That's the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Why Europe be mean to... +3
#149 - stoffanator (07/25/2012) [-]
shit i just realize after i posted that
#226 - Posting opinions isn't the problem.. It's posting retarded opi…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Have a feel FJ +23
#246 - ismet (07/24/2012) [-]
Just saying something here.

One of humans strongest natural goals is to get babies and with that secure the presence of the humans. I believe it's printed deep in our brain that we just HAVE to reproduce. It is impossible for two men/women to make a baby, and therefore threatens the future for us.

It's a "caveman" way of thinking but we're all cavemen/women deep inside.

Pic related, it's Hagrid.
User avatar #263 - SniperKitty (07/27/2012) [-]
Homosexuality in NO WAY threatens us... homosexuality occurs mostly in animals with a complex herd life like primates and our own. They have done studies and found that male primates that only display homosexual behavior are the younger or weaker ones, and they use the offspring of the females as surrogates if you will for their own offspring which they can not have. We are implanted to reproduce and have children, but that doesn't mean homosexual animals or humans do not WANT to produce and help their species exist.

Homosexual men often use surrogates or adoption services to raise unwanted human offspring, homosexual females also do the same or use their own bodies to have a child. So to say that they are unnatural because they can't reproduce is false. They DO want to preserve the species, it IS implanted in us, just because that couple can't produce an offspring does not mean that couple can not help our species grow by caring for unwanted children (or now thanks to science have their own children).

Reproducing is not the only way to help a species survive, there is troop bonding (many female primates have sex with eachother to bond as to male lions) and helping raise the offspring so that they can live to a reproductive age. Certain males of some species may NEVER get to reproduce, but in a herd life such as our own males that do not get to reproduce can still help raise the young and play an important role in caring for them. So don't act like reproduction is the ONLY way to preserve a species, in the natural world it comes down to a lot more than just fucking and having a baby. You have to raise it, teach it, protect it, teach it to live as that species lives, and homosexual animals and people play a very important role in that. Just because they can't "naturally reproduce" does not make them in any way a less important role in raising our children to become healthy adults. We have plenty of straight couples to more than compensate for the homosexuals.
User avatar #253 - RandomAnonGuy (07/24/2012) [-]
There's too many people on this earth as it is, we've gotten to the point where we've exceeded the carrying capacity and we're going to drive ourselves into a dead end sooner or later. We do not want our population to continue growing.
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User avatar #238 - superclamsquared (07/24/2012) [-]
>Implying the internet always tells the truth
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#54 - Comment deleted 07/24/2012 on Thief 0
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#415 - At my school, getting suspended, doesn't mean you get to stay … 07/24/2012 on Nig nog 0
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