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#26 - Except that you don't get to openly carry your rifle. Its usua…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on "Wants" +24
#108 - stonecore (06/23/2016) [-]
Unless your girlfriend is the one enlisted (Or you are both enlisted), they will only pay for your spouse. Other then that yeah, also the GI bill isn't free, you opt into paying for it when you enlisted (Granted, you only pay a fraction of what you receive). As far as I now your healthcare is pretty free for the most part, I was raised in a military family and as far as I was concerned we never had to pay anything (but I never had anything medically wrong with me other then catching the flu), they really only try to prevent you from seeing specialist if they can.
I joined the airforce 3 months ago on my 18th birthday (I've had this account since I was like 14, don't tell admin) and I'm waiting to ship out (August 9th is my ship date)
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#84 - Don't worry, it doesn't affect you. Who cares if ho…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2016 on gay marriage -4
#245 - alexanderh (06/21/2016) [-]
What does any of that have to do with gay marriage? Should blacks not be allowed to marry either? Pretty sure both of those a true when comparing blacks to whites as well, at least in the US.
#175 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
If women couldn't get pregnant then heterosexuals would have the exact same STD problem.
#93 - omarakbar (06/21/2016) [-]
gays arent niggers
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#98 - advice (06/21/2016) [-]
at least niggers take each other out of the equation a lot.
#100 - omarakbar (06/21/2016) [-]
if only flamboyant faggots had more guns
wont happen if obongo takes them away
#8 - >slams axe down and zombies instantly change into meat expl… 06/13/2016 on Dead Rising 4 GIF +74
#173 - >tfw computer idles at 210°F 06/07/2016 on when will this end +1
#135 - ***** you wish. 05/04/2016 on GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT +3
#652 - Bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2016 on Finale 0
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#653 - derpyscratch (03/28/2016) [-]
I like you.
#94 - Give me a mention for part 2. 01/08/2016 on X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever 1 0
#23 - >holding fork up in the air for a blind person Are you stupid? 08/21/2015 on Admin's hot date this weekend +1
#46 - 1. So it ok if bethesda uses mods for their ideas instead of a… 08/21/2015 on /v/diogames 0
#158 - When the girl was talking to him about it, he said that he was… 08/21/2015 on Cringe #56 - Chris-Chan -... +1