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Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
Last Login:9/23/2016
Location:south Michigan USA
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Level 174 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 175 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Times Content Favorited:306 times
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#9 - Who the **** poops once a day? You guys need fiber  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2016 on Real Shitposting 0
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#10 - Kallie (09/23/2016) [-]
Nah, chances are you need more fiber.. Life is splendid when you shite out one thick 2lb log just after morning coffee then you get to be free and empty the rest of the day with no worries.
#16 - I ship the **** out of beasty and ray ray  [+] (20 replies) 09/12/2016 on Beast Boy +47
#78 - thepizzadevourer (09/12/2016) [-]
Have you seen the NSFW comic with the two of them? It's pretty cute actually.
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#26 - jimmytwoshoes (09/12/2016) [-]
well.. i mean, they did date and all
#39 - shadotaku (09/12/2016) [-]
WHEN?!
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#47 - KazumaKyu (09/12/2016) [-]
At one point, and then broke up. Such is the way of comics.
#117 - shadotaku (09/13/2016) [-]
At least tell me some shape-shifting, green, warlock kids from a parallel future or something came out of it. Such is also the completely batshit insane way of comics.
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#118 - KazumaKyu (09/13/2016) [-]
As someone who is deeply not fond of the pairing, I try not to look any further into it. Perhaps some unholy monstrosity was born of their unfortunate and blissfully short union, but I could myself lucky enough to remain oblivious one way or the other.
#119 - shadotaku (09/13/2016) [-]
Fair'nuff
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#74 - thepizzadevourer (09/12/2016) [-]
Comic writers have a way of killing off the best couples
Sometimes literally
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#19 - infinitereaper (09/12/2016) [-]
Raven is top tier waifu material.
Now let me try to forget that nickname because I've been called that before.
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#75 - jacksipian (09/12/2016) [-]
hi ray ray
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#77 - infinitereaper (09/12/2016) [-]
pls
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#79 - jacksipian (09/12/2016) [-]
wait, was it an endearing nickname or did people pick on you with that name?
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#80 - infinitereaper (09/12/2016) [-]
Not really, it's just a bastardization of my name shortened, which is Rey, and I mean imagine calling your gf your own name while you are fucking her. It's just kinda weird if you think of it like that.
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#81 - jacksipian (09/12/2016) [-]
hmm, that would be really weird, unless you're incredibly egotistic, then you might get off to it.
#84 - infinitereaper (09/12/2016) [-]
Oh I'd totally fuck a female version of a clone of myself.
Granted I'm REALLY going to have to gather the funds to start that R&D department, probably on an island in international waters, someday.
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#102 - jacksipian (09/13/2016) [-]
If you ever get that started up, let me know. or shit just post it on here, I'm sure a ton of people from the internet would invest because that's the most ass some people can get lol
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#103 - infinitereaper (09/13/2016) [-]
You mean commercially?
Well I was planning to use some legal leap holes, namely a sole proprietorship, I mean if my company and me and legally one and my clones are also me, then I mean... granted I haven't actually looked into this yet.
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#104 - jacksipian (09/13/2016) [-]
that's a very interesting theory. I see, well nonetheless you could easily charge top dollar and have yourself a monopoly that everyone would run to.
#105 - infinitereaper (09/13/2016) [-]
The real issue is the god damned government.
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#106 - jacksipian (09/13/2016) [-]
well with all the money you'd make, you could easily BUY an island and govern it yourself, then you wouldnt have to listen to anyone else.
#20 - Picture 09/07/2016 on yep -1
#8 - It from an children's author named doctor suess. Teches models…  [+] (4 replies) 09/07/2016 on what +65
#11 - romcod (09/07/2016) [-]
#15 - turtleshells (09/07/2016) [-]
why are they cats?
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#35 - mazzy (09/07/2016) [-]
>interrogation marks

nigga what
#26 - Darianvincent (09/07/2016) [-]

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