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Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
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#112 - It was probably taken after the paramedics hauled him off. Tha… 05/04/2015 on Damn nig 0
#111 - Weird, same exact thing happened two days ago with my friend, … 05/04/2015 on Damn nig +3
#186 - Correct, so 6 million john cenas or whatever definitely do not… 04/17/2015 on ≡≡≡ 0
#87 - It still has rotating metal parts inside the frame 04/11/2015 on true fans +1
#183 - No it would not?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2015 on ≡≡≡ 0
User avatar #185 - trivdiego (04/09/2015) [-]
shit man i didn't read into it enough. you are right. I wasn't thinking about it closely. plus i kind of came off as a condescending dick. sorry
User avatar #184 - trivdiego (04/09/2015) [-]
it would. A lake in the wintertime has more thermal energy than a hot cup of coffee. You see, heat is just how fast the molecules in an object are moving. The more molecules an object has, the greater combined energy they have. We tend to think that something needs to be hot to have a high thermal energy count, but that is not the case. sciencexplain you wanna fact check me?
#186 - ventriloquist (04/17/2015) [-]
Correct, so 6 million john cenas or whatever definitely do not have more thermal energy than a (mass >> 6 million john cena) sun that is also hotter temperature wise.
#122 - but you are just adding the temperature without considering ma…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2015 on ≡≡≡ +7
User avatar #164 - trivdiego (04/02/2015) [-]
true. he is thinking of thermal energy, not temperature. the temperature would remain unchanged, even if the total thermal energy exceeded that of the sun
#183 - ventriloquist (04/09/2015) [-]
No it would not?
User avatar #185 - trivdiego (04/09/2015) [-]
shit man i didn't read into it enough. you are right. I wasn't thinking about it closely. plus i kind of came off as a condescending dick. sorry
User avatar #184 - trivdiego (04/09/2015) [-]
it would. A lake in the wintertime has more thermal energy than a hot cup of coffee. You see, heat is just how fast the molecules in an object are moving. The more molecules an object has, the greater combined energy they have. We tend to think that something needs to be hot to have a high thermal energy count, but that is not the case. sciencexplain you wanna fact check me?
#186 - ventriloquist (04/17/2015) [-]
Correct, so 6 million john cenas or whatever definitely do not have more thermal energy than a (mass >> 6 million john cena) sun that is also hotter temperature wise.
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User avatar #3 - EpicCharmander (01/05/2012) [-]
Only two comments?! I must add one.
User avatar #1 - npfortytwo (12/29/2011) [-]
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."
Henry David Thoreau
#2 to #1 - ventriloquist (12/29/2011) [-]
Thanks
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