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#138 - Uh, I don't really understand your point. Just because many pe… 06/14/2016 on What is quoting out of context -1
#135 - I'm not supporting Hilary, you asked how is Trump racist. I do…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2016 on What is quoting out of context -1
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#136 - wolfiet (06/14/2016) [-]
But why is it racist to assume he wasn't born in the US if MANY people before Trump had said it? That ties in to one of the other points in that post about mob mentality - everyone will follow the major demographic 90% of the time, and the major demographic of the right party at the time was the questioning of his birth record.
#138 - ventriloquist (06/14/2016) [-]
Uh, I don't really understand your point. Just because many people believe in something does not make it "not racist". Racism doesn't really have anything to do with how many people hold a belief.
#117 - Not all are good examples in this one but most are  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2016 on What is quoting out of context +1
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#125 - wolfiet (06/14/2016) [-]
The first couple of examples are mostly allegations against him, without definitive proof, and his "quotes" are from some pissy ex-employee.

The whole white supremacist friend thing goes for both sides of the party, Hillary is active friends with multiple KKK members, and has even taken donations from it. It is a tad shady that he tries to play it off like he doesn't know them, but then again, I would be too if I was on national television, where anything could be taken out of context.

That Obama one was an honest question at the time, many people assumed he wasn't, which was why it was investigated so thoroughly.

"He treats racial groups as monoliths"
- By using "the blacks" and "the Hispanics"; that's just a dumb one on its own

The casino one is a little iffy, I'll play devil's advocate and say that it MAY have been an excuse, but at the same time, not all Indian tribes look like stereotypical Indians anymore.

I don't really see why he's being held in disregard for wanting to instate the death penalty in NY, and the whole mob mentality is just that - MOB mentality, as in the same idea spreads like wildfire. It's dumb that he still thinks they're guilty after them being cleared, though, so I'll concede to that part.

That BLM matter one definitely has something that isn't being stated, and they like to hide the fact that there have been literal RIOTS over BLM and Bernie supporters attacking Trump rallies. Still, condoning that was a little silly, but again, devil's advocate, they're leaving something out.

The one of the two guys beating up the Latino person is just silly, he even said that they got carried away. It's true that they DO need to be deported, but that should be at a later date, and they should not have taken it into their own hands.

I mean, stereotypes DO exist for a reason, it's a little farfetched that ALL of them are the same, but A LOT of Jewish people that are more well-known are high-ranking Corporate Executives or political positioned.

Huffpost should be taken with a very large grain of salt, they twisted a lot of these to sound like they're absolute truths.

Also, this Editor is biased as hell, because of that last statement.

Editor’s note: Donald Trump is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist, birther and bully who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.
#135 - ventriloquist (06/14/2016) [-]
I'm not supporting Hilary, you asked how is Trump racist. I don't want to dive in and explore all of these but just take the first point of debate: the birth certificate of Obama. The entire idea of questioning Obama's U.S birthing is quite racist. Sure it is a legitimate question you can ask, but no other president was put under fire for that. It is a bit ludicrous to not only believe but strongly defend that someone would go the effort to run a presidential campaign without fulfilling the trivial requirements. Spin it all you like but some points you just have to concede.
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#136 - wolfiet (06/14/2016) [-]
But why is it racist to assume he wasn't born in the US if MANY people before Trump had said it? That ties in to one of the other points in that post about mob mentality - everyone will follow the major demographic 90% of the time, and the major demographic of the right party at the time was the questioning of his birth record.
#138 - ventriloquist (06/14/2016) [-]
Uh, I don't really understand your point. Just because many people believe in something does not make it "not racist". Racism doesn't really have anything to do with how many people hold a belief.
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#130 - wolfiet (06/14/2016) [-]
Also, those comments are actually the most idiotic thing I've ever read in my life.

They're even more racist than Trump, I mean, come on:

* After all the racist rhetoric, some black people STILL support Trump and the Republican Party. These black people have no self worth or self respect.

This one is definitely insinuating that the OP is a Nazi
OP:
At this point in time in our nation TRUMP is the best solution to the political crap that is running the game now. Face it, it is time for a change BIG TIME. Not a sellout member of the gang of 8 and we have had enough people from Texas.

REPLY:
That would sound more convincing in German.

Another one - guy says something along the lines of "At least it's not Hillary", then someone instantly assumes it's because he's sexist.
OP:
Donald Trump may be a racist, & lots of other things besides. However, he has one verry important factor factor in his favor: He's NOT Hillary Clinton!

REPLY:
Are you saying you'd rather vote for a racist than a woman?

#31 - That's pretty corny tbh 05/24/2016 on /sci/maticians on formula... +1
#31 - 4) sw $t3 0($s3) I accidentally hit Ctrl + Enter so I…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/29/2016 on Extremely Tiny comp. +1
#36 - hamplanet (02/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, but the point is: It is next to impossible for a human to write assembly code that is as efficient as optimized C or C++ Code.
#30 - It's true, the graphics were dealt with seperately but the cod…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2016 on Extremely Tiny comp. +2
#31 - ventriloquist (02/29/2016) [-]
4) sw $t3 0($s3)

I accidentally hit Ctrl + Enter so I posted prematurely, lol. I can't imagine the code would be too crazy once you have written out your subroutines, in fact it without worrying about graphics an experienced programmer could probably do it within a year nowadays.
#36 - hamplanet (02/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, but the point is: It is next to impossible for a human to write assembly code that is as efficient as optimized C or C++ Code.
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