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Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
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latest user's comments

#1915 - Suck my monkey dick you guy 05/27/2015 on Steam game giveaway 0
#53 - Its a creative drawing that doesn't mean anything. He's right 05/20/2015 on the buttdicking 0
#24 - That se7en reference tho 05/09/2015 on Title 0
#60 - >animedude gross  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on wonder if he takes challanges +2
#61 - animedudej (05/07/2015) [-]
that hurt you motherfucker
#49 - Dont kill yourself!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on wonder if he takes challanges -1
User avatar #50 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
only pussies kill themself
#47 - The less popular medications maybe wouldn't kill you if you to…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on wonder if he takes challanges 0
#104 - Absolute Madman (05/08/2015) [-]
seriously, i once ODed on oxys im talking well beyond the limit for someone my weight and instead of dying like i should have, i spent a solid 20 min puking my brains out then felt like i entered the shadow realm. Luckily my friends kept waking me up everytime i passed out, although they should have taken me to the hospital
User avatar #48 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
idk what else to tell u, if i ever start using em again ill make a video or something i guess
#49 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
Dont kill yourself!
User avatar #50 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
only pussies kill themself
#43 - Because you didn't take 50 tablets of adhd medicine  [+] (13 new replies) 05/07/2015 on wonder if he takes challanges +23
User avatar #59 - animedudej (05/07/2015) [-]
dude, i downed 600 addroll and 5 marijuanas and i only tripped into another dimention, though i still survoved
User avatar #70 - maybelline (05/07/2015) [-]
not even injecting 4 lcd's you fucking pleb
User avatar #127 - animedudej (05/08/2015) [-]
i'm sorry, i have brought shame to the clan
#60 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
>animedude
gross
#61 - animedudej (05/07/2015) [-]
that hurt you motherfucker
#45 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
Don't bother. Some people make up crap on the internet to feel better. Just thumb down and move on
User avatar #44 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
there are so many different kinds of adhd medication, how can you be sure? not that i know what i took, by the time i was 12 id already been on 5 different ones, the last of those being dexidrine so i stopped paying attention after that.

on another note, would 30 also kill me? cuz i got witnesses at a party counting how many i ate (30)
#47 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
The less popular medications maybe wouldn't kill you if you took 30 but I doubt you would be semi-functional to play poker. You would probably be vomiting and then suffer from intense stomach pain.
#104 - Absolute Madman (05/08/2015) [-]
seriously, i once ODed on oxys im talking well beyond the limit for someone my weight and instead of dying like i should have, i spent a solid 20 min puking my brains out then felt like i entered the shadow realm. Luckily my friends kept waking me up everytime i passed out, although they should have taken me to the hospital
User avatar #48 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
idk what else to tell u, if i ever start using em again ill make a video or something i guess
#49 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
Dont kill yourself!
User avatar #50 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
only pussies kill themself
#46 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
lol no there aren't. There are 3 classes, and only 1 or 2 approved for each in the U.S.
#41 - That much adderall or ritalin would kill you you lying ****  [+] (17 new replies) 05/07/2015 on wonder if he takes challanges +24
User avatar #110 - wildberk (05/08/2015) [-]
60 is a high dosage, but it wouldn't kill you. HOWEVER IT DOES GIVE YOU LIMP DICK
User avatar #114 - cshp (05/08/2015) [-]
They didn't say 50mg, they said 50 pills, which would most likely kill you even if they were just 20s
User avatar #42 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
pretty sure i aint dead, bruh
#43 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
Because you didn't take 50 tablets of adhd medicine
User avatar #59 - animedudej (05/07/2015) [-]
dude, i downed 600 addroll and 5 marijuanas and i only tripped into another dimention, though i still survoved
User avatar #70 - maybelline (05/07/2015) [-]
not even injecting 4 lcd's you fucking pleb
User avatar #127 - animedudej (05/08/2015) [-]
i'm sorry, i have brought shame to the clan
#60 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
>animedude
gross
#61 - animedudej (05/07/2015) [-]
that hurt you motherfucker
#45 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
Don't bother. Some people make up crap on the internet to feel better. Just thumb down and move on
User avatar #44 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
there are so many different kinds of adhd medication, how can you be sure? not that i know what i took, by the time i was 12 id already been on 5 different ones, the last of those being dexidrine so i stopped paying attention after that.

on another note, would 30 also kill me? cuz i got witnesses at a party counting how many i ate (30)
#47 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
The less popular medications maybe wouldn't kill you if you took 30 but I doubt you would be semi-functional to play poker. You would probably be vomiting and then suffer from intense stomach pain.
#104 - Absolute Madman (05/08/2015) [-]
seriously, i once ODed on oxys im talking well beyond the limit for someone my weight and instead of dying like i should have, i spent a solid 20 min puking my brains out then felt like i entered the shadow realm. Luckily my friends kept waking me up everytime i passed out, although they should have taken me to the hospital
User avatar #48 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
idk what else to tell u, if i ever start using em again ill make a video or something i guess
#49 - ventriloquist (05/07/2015) [-]
Dont kill yourself!
User avatar #50 - nagafever (05/07/2015) [-]
only pussies kill themself
#46 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]
lol no there aren't. There are 3 classes, and only 1 or 2 approved for each in the U.S.
#112 - It was probably taken after the paramedics hauled him off. Tha… 05/04/2015 on Damn nig 0
#111 - Weird, same exact thing happened two days ago with my friend, … 05/04/2015 on Damn nig +3

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User avatar #3 - EpicCharmander (01/05/2012) [-]
Only two comments?! I must add one.
User avatar #1 - npfortytwo (12/29/2011) [-]
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."
Henry David Thoreau
#2 to #1 - ventriloquist (12/29/2011) [-]
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