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- Luckily my group is getting better with the first three. It's …
- In my very few years of experience, rant ahead: 1. Sp…
1.) Fuck special snowflakes. If you need <RARE ESOTERIC HOMEBREW RACE FROM A RANDOM CORNER OF THE INTERNET ON D&D WIKI> to play the game, then why play at all? If players want a unique thing, I'll take an official race/class as the base form, then give some flavorings.
2.) Fuck Marvins.
3.) Relatable, fucking kill me.
4.) I played a campaign with a number humper and once the campaign was done, I refused to play with that player again. Problem was, the GM was pretty good, but the player a good friend of the GM, so I couldn't really be a part of the GM's games anymore without the number humper being there too. Plus, the number humper is a Texan weaboo who made YouTube videos of him narrating anime visual novels.
5.) Do it all characters, the way I deal with them is by doubling down on my own character's strengths, and preventing the do it all from "outdoing" me. Then, when they try to inflate their ego by invalidating me, I have something to stand on. They are a fucking pain.
Luckily my group is getting better with the first three. It's only taken three years, but now they come to the table with personalities instead of unique titles on their character page and the phones mostly limit to them messaging me to do sneaky shit.
For the no-longer-my group, there's nothing I could really do. I specifically got dicked in character creation because I had no control over my own character. The GM wanted everyone to play races and classes they're not comfortable with
(that idea was tossed out the window for that Firbolg player considering he only plays half-giants)
but as a perma-DM in my group, I didn't have experience anywhere. The GM took that as randomly generating my character entirely. Gave me Triton Paladin with my highest stat being Intelligence with everything else being pretty low. Let me tell you how well that sat with the table of number humpers when that they found out my character wasn't efficient.
To make it even worse, just because the main two number humpers could be there on days we didn't agree to playing on, they got special side quests that presented them with more loot, impact to the story, and rare items before any of us could even finish our first long rest.
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It's an audio podcast so no worries about having to find time to watch you can listen on the go.
The 100 series episodes focus a lot on specific pathfinder mechanics, the 200 series however is about GMing concepts so it traverses across all tabletop rpgs the majority of the time. There is a great 100 series episode that would be good for you however, it's Character Creation extra credit.
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