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velutluna

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox
Video Games Played: Skyrim
Interests: Singing, laughing, and learning
Date Signed Up:4/24/2012
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Maryville Tennessee
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I love music and I love singing. I work at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store. I try to be nice however I do not tolerate stupidity.

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User avatar #3 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I agree. Profile chat time!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to my profile! I really sold the whole moon thing, huh? I actually don't like the moon that much, it just goes along with my username. I got it because of the song O Fortuna, which is like the most epic song ever.
User avatar #5 to #4 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
It is pretty damn epic, yes.
So we'll go to a game, go ice skating, then the beach...
Where else?
User avatar #6 to #5 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hmmm, well I know the Orlando area better than the Cocoa area but maybe a movie? Or dinner?
User avatar #7 to #6 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Dinner and a movie?
User avatar #8 to #7 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Well I guess so. I'd like anything really


*sigh* also I reeeeaaalllly hate to do this, but he wants you to know that I do have a boyfriend BUT I REAALLLYYY wanna friend to have fun with and that sounds like an awesome night and I just really want a friend irl, you know? You sound really awesome and I want to get closer to you and be awesometastic people together.
User avatar #9 to #8 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
'Course it'll be friendly, duuuuuh.
User avatar #10 to #9 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
WHEW! Thank you sooo much!!! You really are awesome. So hockey, ice skating, beach, dinner, and movie? That sounds AMAZING. I just wish that this summer, they were playing Deadpool because I am SO looking forward to that. Are you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I'll probably go see it, yes. =p
User avatar #12 to #11 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
They chose the perfect person. Ryan Reynolds is hilarious and I've always thought he'd be a good deadpool (he also played Deadpool in the Wolverine movie). Anyway, where do you go to school? You live in Lakeland right? Does that mean you go to Florida Southern?
User avatar #13 to #12 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
o_____________o
Yes, actually...I do.
User avatar #14 to #13 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm psychic 0_0

Nah, I looked up colleges in the Lakeland Area and that was the first. I remember being in High School and seeing a few Colleges I'd never heard before and Florida Southern was one of them. I'd eventually like to go to UF, after transferring from UT. Do you play hockey?
User avatar #15 to #14 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I play sledge hockey, yes. I have a wheelchair. :3
User avatar #16 to #15 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
First, hearing sledge, I now want to listen to Sledgehammer and second, that's cool dawg. I'm 4'8 so we'll probably be the same height. (I won't feel short!!)
User avatar #17 to #16 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Perfect height!!
User avatar #18 to #17 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hooray! Already proving to be perfect homies! (because I'm not like the whitest person to be saying that kind of stuff. Seriously. You could go blind)
User avatar #19 to #18 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Perfect hug height. c:
User avatar #20 to #19 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't mean to brag, but yes. I am the perfect huggable person. I've been told I'm very comfy too. People sleep on me all the time. Heh. I'm like a travel-sized bed.
User avatar #21 to #20 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Hugs can be friendly, yeeee?
Also, I'm getting really sleepy. :c
User avatar #22 to #21 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Of course! I love hugging people! If it makes them happy, I do it ^^ Nuuuuu my newfound friend don't leaaavvee meee
User avatar #23 to #22 - plataeiou ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Biut but I have class in the morniiiinnnngggg. ;____;
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#1 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
And took your comment virginity
And took your comment virginity
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