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velutluna

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox
Video Games Played: Skyrim
Interests: Singing, laughing, and learning
Date Signed Up:4/24/2012
Last Login:4/17/2015
Location:Maryville Tennessee
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I love music and I love singing. I work at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store. I try to be nice however I do not tolerate stupidity.

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#49 - Live in Oak Ridge, Tn (Where Manhattan Project was held, well,… 23 hours ago on PANIC 0
#44 - Man, **** The Great Gatsby. All these immature assholes…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Sexual tension -1
User avatar #47 - stocxt (04/14/2015) [-]
Just a bunch of selfish assholes
#72 - Plot twist: You ARE the murderer 04/14/2015 on Fun fact 0
#157 - Ya know, I said almost the same thing to my mom (a very religi… 04/09/2015 on Lesbisis +1
#127 - Yes. Absolutely...I've picked cotton before and it's not that … 04/09/2015 on Fuck Yes I Would! +2
#37 - I live in Tennessee. This is a daily occurrence. I think for t… 04/08/2015 on Firecrackers vs Guns 0
#90 - There is a Japanese dish made of eggs soaked in young boy's ur…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Japanese Food: Street Foods 0
User avatar #102 - womanexplain (04/08/2015) [-]
Japan has a tradition of cooking eggs in a hot spring, this is supposed to give you 7 years of good health, the eggs often come out black.
User avatar #95 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/08/2015) [-]
#251 - What have you been doing? I normally just walk and eat smaller… 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame 0
#107 - I guess so. I mean other than her stomach she just doesn't loo… 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame 0
#105 - Thank you for the insight into males losing weight. I'm actual…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame 0
#190 - iqequalzero (04/06/2015) [-]
I could probably stand to lose a good 50-60 pounds, though im mostly looking to just shed it until Im happy with how I look, however much that ends up being.
User avatar #251 - velutluna (04/06/2015) [-]
What have you been doing? I normally just walk and eat smaller portions (though my stomach itself is ridiculous. It's getting to the point where I can't even eat a whole bowl of Ramen before getting full). I only have to lose 35 pounds to get to 110. Being 4 8 sucks. I only weight 145 right now, but because I'm small, I have to be 110. I'm not going any lower than that. Good luck and I'm sure you'll do great!

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User avatar #24 - plataeiou (03/30/2015) [-]
lunaaaaaa
#25 to #24 - velutluna (03/30/2015) [-]
WAT

hey bruh. I've been busy with moving and having to get rid of my awesome Alienware for a Dell piece of **** :/ I miss ma Alienware. Anyway what's up with you? How you been?
User avatar #26 to #25 - plataeiou (03/30/2015) [-]
I've been fabulous, dahling. Gonna be alright?
User avatar #27 to #26 - velutluna (03/30/2015) [-]
Wonderful, dahling, wonderful
User avatar #28 to #27 - plataeiou (03/30/2015) [-]
Yaaas queen! You da queen.
User avatar #3 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
I agree. Profile chat time!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to my profile! I really sold the whole moon thing, huh? I actually don't like the moon that much, it just goes along with my username. I got it because of the song O Fortuna, which is like the most epic song ever.
User avatar #5 to #4 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
It is pretty damn epic, yes.
So we'll go to a game, go ice skating, then the beach...
Where else?
User avatar #6 to #5 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hmmm, well I know the Orlando area better than the Cocoa area but maybe a movie? Or dinner?
User avatar #7 to #6 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
Dinner and a movie?
User avatar #8 to #7 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Well I guess so. I'd like anything really


*sigh* also I reeeeaaalllly hate to do this, but he wants you to know that I do have a boyfriend BUT I REAALLLYYY wanna friend to have fun with and that sounds like an awesome night and I just really want a friend irl, you know? You sound really awesome and I want to get closer to you and be awesometastic people together.
User avatar #9 to #8 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
'Course it'll be friendly, duuuuuh.
User avatar #10 to #9 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
WHEW! Thank you sooo much!!! You really are awesome. So hockey, ice skating, beach, dinner, and movie? That sounds AMAZING. I just wish that this summer, they were playing Deadpool because I am SO looking forward to that. Are you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
I'll probably go see it, yes. =p
User avatar #12 to #11 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
They chose the perfect person. Ryan Reynolds is hilarious and I've always thought he'd be a good deadpool (he also played Deadpool in the Wolverine movie). Anyway, where do you go to school? You live in Lakeland right? Does that mean you go to Florida Southern?
User avatar #13 to #12 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
o_____________o
Yes, actually...I do.
User avatar #14 to #13 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm psychic 0_0

Nah, I looked up colleges in the Lakeland Area and that was the first. I remember being in High School and seeing a few Colleges I'd never heard before and Florida Southern was one of them. I'd eventually like to go to UF, after transferring from UT. Do you play hockey?
User avatar #15 to #14 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
I play sledge hockey, yes. I have a wheelchair. :3
User avatar #16 to #15 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
First, hearing sledge, I now want to listen to Sledgehammer and second, that's cool dawg. I'm 4'8 so we'll probably be the same height. (I won't feel short!!)
User avatar #17 to #16 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
Perfect height!!
User avatar #18 to #17 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Hooray! Already proving to be perfect homies! (because I'm not like the whitest person to be saying that kind of stuff. Seriously. You could go blind)
User avatar #19 to #18 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
Perfect hug height. c:
User avatar #20 to #19 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't mean to brag, but yes. I am the perfect huggable person. I've been told I'm very comfy too. People sleep on me all the time. Heh. I'm like a travel-sized bed.
User avatar #21 to #20 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
Hugs can be friendly, yeeee?
Also, I'm getting really sleepy. :c
User avatar #22 to #21 - velutluna (02/25/2015) [-]
Of course! I love hugging people! If it makes them happy, I do it ^^ Nuuuuu my newfound friend don't leaaavvee meee
User avatar #23 to #22 - plataeiou (02/25/2015) [-]
Biut but I have class in the morniiiinnnngggg. ;____;
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#1 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
And took your comment virginity
And took your comment virginity
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