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Gender: female
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox
Video Games Played: Skyrim
Interests: Singing, laughing, and learning
Date Signed Up:4/24/2012
Last Login:1/28/2015
Location:Maryville Tennessee
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I love music and I love singing. I work at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store. I try to be nice however I do not tolerate stupidity.

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    meh. meh.
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    My glasses! can't see without them! My glasses! can't see without them!
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    hey there hey there
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    Fun Times Fun Times
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    Hey! Look here! Hey! Look here!
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#5076 - I think my brothers would kill for that hair. It looks really …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #5090 - DemSilver (01/26/2015) [-]
Thanks. This is a pain tho, it rarely stays properly and then it gets greasy as hell. :|
#5065 - I'm sorry to hear that My boyfriend's aunt did it and she …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#5070 - DemSilver (01/26/2015) [-]
Yea, that was two years ago. I grows back pretty swiftly anyway
<-- today
User avatar #5076 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
I think my brothers would kill for that hair. It looks really good! I always wanted my hair to be similar but it just doesn't want volume. It's flat as a pancake :/
User avatar #5090 - DemSilver (01/26/2015) [-]
Thanks. This is a pain tho, it rarely stays properly and then it gets greasy as hell. :|
#4993 - Don't do that! Like you said, no one squeezes their balls (unl… 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#4973 - but like seriously, I hate being mean so umm I guess thanks fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #4981 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Too little too late. I'm just going to lie down and squeeze my abnormally small testicles.
User avatar #4993 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
Don't do that! Like you said, no one squeezes their balls (unless they are really kinky) just pet them. Like a dog with patchy hair that smells like balls.
#4960 - Kinda like your balls, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #4966 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Who the fuck squeezes their balls?
#4957 - -jiggles uncontrollably like Michail J Fox- 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#4948 - They are my favorite part too. Only difference is I get to squ…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #4956 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
They're not even big enough to squeeze.
User avatar #4973 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
but like seriously, I hate being mean so umm I guess thanks for noticing them? I'm sure you are a nice person and you rock mr dude
User avatar #4981 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Too little too late. I'm just going to lie down and squeeze my abnormally small testicles.
User avatar #4993 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
Don't do that! Like you said, no one squeezes their balls (unless they are really kinky) just pet them. Like a dog with patchy hair that smells like balls.
User avatar #4960 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
Kinda like your balls, right?
User avatar #4966 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Who the fuck squeezes their balls?
#4932 - I agree. You are not ugly and you have a nice smile 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +2
#4912 - Taken after I bleached my hair  [+] (16 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +2
User avatar #5323 - poppies (01/27/2015) [-]
You look a bit like Michelle Williams
User avatar #5056 - DemSilver (01/26/2015) [-]
your hair looks pretty silky, even though it's bleached. Mine got all fucked up and I had to shave my head
User avatar #5065 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that My boyfriend's aunt did it and she made sure that I conditioned my hair with this super conditioner and then sleep with the same conditioner in my hair overnight. It's still a little dry, but at least it's not as brittle as it could be. Has it grown back any?
#5070 - DemSilver (01/26/2015) [-]
Yea, that was two years ago. I grows back pretty swiftly anyway
<-- today
User avatar #5076 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
I think my brothers would kill for that hair. It looks really good! I always wanted my hair to be similar but it just doesn't want volume. It's flat as a pancake :/
User avatar #5090 - DemSilver (01/26/2015) [-]
Thanks. This is a pain tho, it rarely stays properly and then it gets greasy as hell. :|
User avatar #4943 - icameheretotroll (01/26/2015) [-]
LOOK AT ALL THOSE BIG JIGGLY BLEACHED HAIRS
User avatar #4957 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
-jiggles uncontrollably like Michail J Fox-
User avatar #4929 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
My favorite part of your bleached hair is your tits.
User avatar #4948 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
They are my favorite part too. Only difference is I get to squeeze them while you just have to stare. I'm sorry about that
User avatar #4956 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
They're not even big enough to squeeze.
User avatar #4973 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
but like seriously, I hate being mean so umm I guess thanks for noticing them? I'm sure you are a nice person and you rock mr dude
User avatar #4981 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Too little too late. I'm just going to lie down and squeeze my abnormally small testicles.
User avatar #4993 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
Don't do that! Like you said, no one squeezes their balls (unless they are really kinky) just pet them. Like a dog with patchy hair that smells like balls.
User avatar #4960 - velutluna (01/26/2015) [-]
Kinda like your balls, right?
User avatar #4966 - Elk (01/26/2015) [-]
Who the fuck squeezes their balls?
#65 - Well currently I exercise every day for 40 minutes. I try to e…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Achievement Unlocked +1
#69 - flaviennealienne (01/25/2015) [-]
That all sounds really good, i can't wait for you to start seeing some changes because it's incredibly encouraging. I'd like that very much, fitness buddy
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