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#12 - pretty sure thats an oil rig or something  [+] (1 reply) 02/28/2015 on My life +1
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#21 - echotheambient (02/28/2015) [-]
Actually, as far as i can tell, it's the peak of the great glacier that covers 90% of greenland, 3000 metres above the sea (so no oil to be found untill all that shit melts)
#115 - oke seeing where close now im going to tell you coolstory …  [+] (1 reply) 02/26/2015 on Fifty shades of GTA IV (2) 0
#116 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
Get anal before him, just for me
#113 - ok heres a nice pic  [+] (3 replies) 02/26/2015 on Fifty shades of GTA IV (2) +1
#114 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
That turtle's pretty rockin'
#115 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
oke seeing where close now im going to tell you coolstory
>last day of work
>beeing a dick cause last day
>first day for some chick
>she nice
>say hi
ffw few months
>shitfaced mime called vedgetable decides its funny to screw around
>see dat chicklet hopping around
> say hi, immediatly make out
>shitfaced so after like 3 minutes im done and leave without saying a word
>get more beer
>get more of that girl
>ffw till end of carnaval
>school, hungover, smell of food makes me gang, pain in my stomach almost enough to bring me to tears
>made out with lots of bitches but workbitch really has a place in my testicles,
>decide to launch heat seaking missile AKA that one populair chick that knows evrything, ask her who she was cause i never cought her name
>facebook her, she has a boyfriend
>#rekt, tell her she'se fast
>"nah i kind of cheated on him with you"
>.... ait
>ffw bullshit convo
>shese coming over tomorrow and were drinking vodka together, her boyfriend still doesnt know shit, my friends, her vriends, all know everythang.
mfw im okay with this
#116 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
Get anal before him, just for me
#530 - my pc can pretend to be something better than a pc, therefore …  [+] (1 reply) 02/25/2015 on master race 0
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#533 - vedgetable (02/25/2015) [-]
wait that makes sense..fuck