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    #204 - so i cant hide a lubetube  [+] (1 reply) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
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    #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
    #203 - does nut juice count as lube or spit my parents …  [+] (7 replies) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
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    #205 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    It can, but it may not be enough.
    And I heard not to use spit.
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    #206 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    :\ and seeing you a girl, like on a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt cause i stopped when i started feeling she was hurting
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    #207 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    In my experiences, the pain only ever reaches a level 2-3. Never anything over a 4. It's not so much painful as it is uncomfortable. It's an odd feeling for your body and your concentration has to play a part in it or else it will hurt. After the first few times I was able to control myself better and know what to expect.. This made things a lot easier. Plus I always ask for more lube if I feel I need it, no matter what.

    Using fingers (or whatever else) can help beforehand. Of course, enter in slowly. Also, I've learned it seems to be less uncomfortable for me if he completely crouches over me (assuming this is in doggy. So like, he's on all fours over top of me), rather than standing straight up on his knees (but I like this better because it's sexier, I think). The angle of the penis makes a significant difference.
    User avatar
    #210 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,
    User avatar
    #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    No problem
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    #204 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    so i cant hide a lubetube
    User avatar
    #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
    #68 - irohnicly* 01/11/2014 on problem 0
    #67 - having a strong back means carrying those who you care for. …  [+] (4 replies) 01/11/2014 on problem 0
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    #91 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
    and what if you don't care for anyone because they don't care for you?
    I really really want to care but I can't because I would just end up being used.
    User avatar
    #92 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    looks like you aint hangin with no real nigga, are you a real nigga?
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    #95 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
    Damn right.
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    #68 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    irohnicly*
    #60 - anal isnt all fun and games, like really it took me half…  [+] (25 replies) 01/09/2014 on heh times sure have changed +28
    #138 - marioauditore (01/10/2014) [-]
    Anal protip: Try it first thing in the morning. While she's still sleeping. Her asshole is going to be completely relaxed. Also, by the time she wake up completely and realizes she's not just having a very realistic and exciting anal rape dream, she will be so wet and turned on that she's going to love anal for the rest of her life.

    Or she's going to punch you in the face. Still worth a try.
    User avatar
    #209 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    How do I tell my bf to try this without sounding weird?
    #212 - marioauditore (01/11/2014) [-]
    Blame it on me. Invite him at your place, leave your browser open on this thread and wait until he finds it. If he read this comment he'll know what's up. If he asks you about it don't give a stright answer but act flirty. For maximum efficiency sleep on your side. Naked. Enjoy.
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    #213 - prettypalmtrees (01/13/2014) [-]
    I'll do this. Thanks <3
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    #121 - prettypalmtrees (01/10/2014) [-]
    Use more lube. And if that's not enough, use even more.
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    #203 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    does nut juice count as lube or spit my parents cant know im already fucking.
    User avatar
    #205 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    It can, but it may not be enough.
    And I heard not to use spit.
    User avatar
    #206 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    :\ and seeing you a girl, like on a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt cause i stopped when i started feeling she was hurting
    User avatar
    #207 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    In my experiences, the pain only ever reaches a level 2-3. Never anything over a 4. It's not so much painful as it is uncomfortable. It's an odd feeling for your body and your concentration has to play a part in it or else it will hurt. After the first few times I was able to control myself better and know what to expect.. This made things a lot easier. Plus I always ask for more lube if I feel I need it, no matter what.

    Using fingers (or whatever else) can help beforehand. Of course, enter in slowly. Also, I've learned it seems to be less uncomfortable for me if he completely crouches over me (assuming this is in doggy. So like, he's on all fours over top of me), rather than standing straight up on his knees (but I like this better because it's sexier, I think). The angle of the penis makes a significant difference.
    User avatar
    #210 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,
    User avatar
    #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    No problem
    User avatar
    #204 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
    so i cant hide a lubetube
    User avatar
    #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
    You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
    User avatar
    #109 - harryb (01/10/2014) [-]
    Should have probably brought a key.
    #93 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
    You're telling me!
    #201 - bossguycumsplash (01/10/2014) [-]
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    #119 - exclamation (01/10/2014) [-]
    What?!
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    #84 - misticalz (01/09/2014) [-]
    That's why you go
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    #65 - Kingsteveooo (01/09/2014) [-]
    btw doesn't sound like you used enough lube
    #63 - Kingsteveooo (01/09/2014) [-]
    Sex might make your day, but anal will make your hole weak!
    #66 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
    #71 - megamonsterman (01/09/2014) [-]
    i liked this better then the actual image
    #168 - its like ten degrees celcius here, in holland, thats like 10 d…  [+] (1 reply) 01/07/2014 on This is how cold it is in... +1
    #181 - jesa (01/07/2014) [-]
    It has been -15 and lower in New Brunswick Canada for the past 2 weeks, 10 is t-shirt weather.
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