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Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
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#110 - well then ******* dont  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Fifty shades of GTA IV (2) 0
#112 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot...
#113 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
ok heres a nice pic
#114 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
That turtle's pretty rockin'
#115 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
oke seeing where close now im going to tell you coolstory
>last day of work
>beeing a dick cause last day
>first day for some chick
>she nice
>say hi
>leavedabuildin
ffw few months
>CARNAVAL
>shitfaced mime called vedgetable decides its funny to screw around
>see dat chicklet hopping around
> say hi, immediatly make out
>shitfaced so after like 3 minutes im done and leave without saying a word
>get more beer
>get more of that girl
>ffw till end of carnaval
>school, hungover, smell of food makes me gang, pain in my stomach almost enough to bring me to tears
>made out with lots of bitches but workbitch really has a place in my testicles,
>decide to launch heat seaking missile AKA that one populair chick that knows evrything, ask her who she was cause i never cought her name
>facebook her, she has a boyfriend
>#rekt, tell her she'se fast
>"nah i kind of cheated on him with you"
>.... ait
>ffw bullshit convo
>shese coming over tomorrow and were drinking vodka together, her boyfriend still doesnt know shit, my friends, her vriends, all know everythang.
mfw im okay with this
#116 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
Get anal before him, just for me
#108 - get your phone, go to the appstore or android market or wateve…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Fifty shades of GTA IV (2) 0
#109 - valigar (02/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #110 - vedgetable (02/25/2015) [-]
well then fucking dont
#112 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot...
#113 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
ok heres a nice pic
#114 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
That turtle's pretty rockin'
#115 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
oke seeing where close now im going to tell you coolstory
>last day of work
>beeing a dick cause last day
>first day for some chick
>she nice
>say hi
>leavedabuildin
ffw few months
>CARNAVAL
>shitfaced mime called vedgetable decides its funny to screw around
>see dat chicklet hopping around
> say hi, immediatly make out
>shitfaced so after like 3 minutes im done and leave without saying a word
>get more beer
>get more of that girl
>ffw till end of carnaval
>school, hungover, smell of food makes me gang, pain in my stomach almost enough to bring me to tears
>made out with lots of bitches but workbitch really has a place in my testicles,
>decide to launch heat seaking missile AKA that one populair chick that knows evrything, ask her who she was cause i never cought her name
>facebook her, she has a boyfriend
>#rekt, tell her she'se fast
>"nah i kind of cheated on him with you"
>.... ait
>ffw bullshit convo
>shese coming over tomorrow and were drinking vodka together, her boyfriend still doesnt know shit, my friends, her vriends, all know everythang.
mfw im okay with this
#116 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
Get anal before him, just for me
#12 - not sure if coffee or tobacco  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on God damnit. 0
User avatar #18 - rubiksdodecahedron (02/25/2015) [-]
Pretty sure it's coffee
#4 - if someone had given her a dick she wouldnt have been so tense…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Flirtbending 101 +15
User avatar #23 - demented (02/25/2015) [-]
You OBVIOUSLY haven't seen enough porn
User avatar #16 - Tyranitar (02/24/2015) [-]
But the reason she couldn't get one was because she was so tense.

Then again, she's the princess in an opressive monarchy, she could've ordered a guy to bang her, and he wouldn't have any say in the matter
#17 - imjared (02/25/2015) [-]
assuming any of them knew who they were dealing with
#2775 - because i was to retarded to spell vegetable 02/24/2015 on Why did you pick that... +1
#91 - its a QR code, you can scan the image with a app on your phone…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Fifty shades of GTA IV (2) +1
User avatar #93 - valigar (02/24/2015) [-]
Yes, but I don't have said app and am a lazy fuck .
Was hoping FJ would enlighten me
User avatar #108 - vedgetable (02/25/2015) [-]
get your phone, go to the appstore or android market or watever its called,
then type into the top type area thing, QR CODE SCANNER
download the ap that looks the most legit.
scan it
#109 - valigar (02/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #110 - vedgetable (02/25/2015) [-]
well then fucking dont
#112 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot...
#113 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
ok heres a nice pic
#114 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
That turtle's pretty rockin'
#115 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
oke seeing where close now im going to tell you coolstory
>last day of work
>beeing a dick cause last day
>first day for some chick
>she nice
>say hi
>leavedabuildin
ffw few months
>CARNAVAL
>shitfaced mime called vedgetable decides its funny to screw around
>see dat chicklet hopping around
> say hi, immediatly make out
>shitfaced so after like 3 minutes im done and leave without saying a word
>get more beer
>get more of that girl
>ffw till end of carnaval
>school, hungover, smell of food makes me gang, pain in my stomach almost enough to bring me to tears
>made out with lots of bitches but workbitch really has a place in my testicles,
>decide to launch heat seaking missile AKA that one populair chick that knows evrything, ask her who she was cause i never cought her name
>facebook her, she has a boyfriend
>#rekt, tell her she'se fast
>"nah i kind of cheated on him with you"
>.... ait
>ffw bullshit convo
>shese coming over tomorrow and were drinking vodka together, her boyfriend still doesnt know shit, my friends, her vriends, all know everythang.
mfw im okay with this
#116 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
Get anal before him, just for me
#2 - im sure you can be hard to when youre a family man, just dont… 02/24/2015 on When u bad +1
#12 - see it makes total sence, in stead of taking responseablitiy a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on I'll take 50 0
User avatar #32 - leonhardt (02/24/2015) [-]
Skater douches can still take responsibility without giving up their hobby m8
#15 - sending romatic ass texts while taking a dump just guy t… 02/24/2015 on #Hashtag 0
#66 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Fifty shades of GTA IV (2) +3
#83 - valigar (02/24/2015) [-]
Wtf is it?
User avatar #91 - vedgetable (02/24/2015) [-]
its a QR code, you can scan the image with a app on your phone and get the message
User avatar #93 - valigar (02/24/2015) [-]
Yes, but I don't have said app and am a lazy fuck .
Was hoping FJ would enlighten me
User avatar #108 - vedgetable (02/25/2015) [-]
get your phone, go to the appstore or android market or watever its called,
then type into the top type area thing, QR CODE SCANNER
download the ap that looks the most legit.
scan it
#109 - valigar (02/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #110 - vedgetable (02/25/2015) [-]
well then fucking dont
#112 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot...
#113 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
ok heres a nice pic
#114 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
That turtle's pretty rockin'
#115 - vedgetable (02/26/2015) [-]
oke seeing where close now im going to tell you coolstory
>last day of work
>beeing a dick cause last day
>first day for some chick
>she nice
>say hi
>leavedabuildin
ffw few months
>CARNAVAL
>shitfaced mime called vedgetable decides its funny to screw around
>see dat chicklet hopping around
> say hi, immediatly make out
>shitfaced so after like 3 minutes im done and leave without saying a word
>get more beer
>get more of that girl
>ffw till end of carnaval
>school, hungover, smell of food makes me gang, pain in my stomach almost enough to bring me to tears
>made out with lots of bitches but workbitch really has a place in my testicles,
>decide to launch heat seaking missile AKA that one populair chick that knows evrything, ask her who she was cause i never cought her name
>facebook her, she has a boyfriend
>#rekt, tell her she'se fast
>"nah i kind of cheated on him with you"
>.... ait
>ffw bullshit convo
>shese coming over tomorrow and were drinking vodka together, her boyfriend still doesnt know shit, my friends, her vriends, all know everythang.
mfw im okay with this
#116 - valigar (02/26/2015) [-]
Get anal before him, just for me
User avatar #73 - Mr Unsmiley (02/24/2015) [-]
Idon'tknowwhatIexpected.gif
#78 - thispuckingguy (02/24/2015) [-]
you mean this gif mr crabs
#156 - Picture 01/28/2015 on Starter Pack Compilation 0
#75 - dumb bitch needs to train her traps 01/20/2015 on Girl behind the GIF. 0
#182 - wintellifence. 01/14/2015 on words 0
#14 - im happy for him 01/14/2015 on I don't think I will ever... 0
#15 - Picture 01/14/2015 on Ebola is more popular than... +1
#112 - >call the cops, they arrive within seconds >tell the… 01/08/2015 on Dear Lord +1
#110 - > drive home one day, decidevto go to the atm to get some c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Dear Lord +1
User avatar #112 - vedgetable (01/08/2015) [-]
>call the cops, they arrive within seconds
>tell them the story, then call my friend to bring me to hospital
>doc comes back with the news
> wroken wrist
>get home tired, just want to get some rest
>laying in bed, get a huge erexion
> hee there righty, long time no see..
#109 - wanna hear a sad story? >smartphones are invented …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Dear Lord +2
User avatar #110 - vedgetable (01/08/2015) [-]
> drive home one day, decidevto go to the atm to get some cash
> get the cash , put it in my wallet, reach to put in my asspocket
>feel my left wris get smashed
>some crackhead hit me in the hand with a bat,
> drop the wallet i was holding it with and crumble of pain
>crackhead steals my wallet and leaves
User avatar #112 - vedgetable (01/08/2015) [-]
>call the cops, they arrive within seconds
>tell them the story, then call my friend to bring me to hospital
>doc comes back with the news
> wroken wrist
>get home tired, just want to get some rest
>laying in bed, get a huge erexion
> hee there righty, long time no see..
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#17 - "hese got a gun"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Fuck the police +27
#27 - i hacked a regulair cake by putting nutella on it, now its a c… 12/21/2014 on hacking photosynthesis +3
#79 - his toes look like vitali klitchko's face 11/20/2014 on krokodil 0

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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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