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Consoles Owned: Sega genesis,PS1,PS2,Xbox360,
Video Games Played: dishonered, dead island series. tekken series.FIFA series, red faction guerilla, elderscrolls series, fallout series,AC series,saintsrow series,farcry 3, dead rising 2, borderlands series,midnightclub, Cod series,splintercell series,alan wake, FIFA street
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#35 - superman is a bitch, if he really was, a super man, he would h…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Man of Sploosh +44
#188 - CapnInterwebz (07/06/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just say?
User avatar #185 - rangerofthesea (07/06/2013) [-]
he had an epic bear all the way until he found the space ship
User avatar #153 - Dap (07/06/2013) [-]
He did earlier in the movie, until he shaved it..... somehow......
User avatar #169 - schneidend (07/06/2013) [-]
Heat vision, razor-plus-super-strength, or his hair isn't protected by the bio-electric field that contributes to his durability because it extends too far off his body. Take your pick.
#176 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
all of the above is bullshit... like all sepciments of the genus of sayans kryptonians dont grow hair after a fixed periode of time.
User avatar #175 - ktbmnf (07/06/2013) [-]
i think the last one is most accurate
#46 - johnnyspicywiener (07/06/2013) [-]
#39 - SevenForOhNoe (07/06/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard and I dont know why
#377 - american cops are such idiots, its like all they can do is arr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Cop of the month lol -1
#427 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
yes, they told the guy to turn off his music and he didn't comply. he was right next to a scene where they needed silence to hear a dispute from inside a house. of course you probably just saw the content and commented, because fuck the system amirite?
User avatar #441 - vedgetable (07/06/2013) [-]
always anons with their smartass anwswers , how about you shut your dumb ass up handcuffing a guy isnt going to stop the music, explaining the situation will, plus i tink 4 gunshots will make the situation worse than some music playing in the background dont you think?
#19 - can anyone make the icon for me?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Good ol' Grandma +1
#53 - emperorervinmar has deleted their comment.
#23 - i dont go outside during daylight,. 07/06/2013 on Past and present sad true 0
#266 - >upload the video ****** . 07/06/2013 on Motivation +2
#71 - back in 06' 07/06/2013 on Partle 0
#70 - yes, i was pretty pleased when professor buzz killington gave …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Partle 0
User avatar #71 - vedgetable (07/06/2013) [-]
back in 06'
#45 - true neutral.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Alone in the dark +1
User avatar #46 - warzon (07/06/2013) [-]
And also sometimes you dont get to come out of the darkness.

Chaotic neutral it doesnt kill people in groups.
#78 - actually he hates the dutch, not their culture, so, there you … 07/06/2013 on Norway Forever Alone +1
#74 - a bit of confidence and smiling comes along way 07/05/2013 on Norway Forever Alone +1
#61 - when im at work, i always think of ways i can disarm the robbe… 07/05/2013 on And how many wolves to fight +1
#64 - it doesnt duplicate, it breaks the colour, meaning you would g…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Partle +3
User avatar #69 - Endofzeeworld (07/06/2013) [-]
So
When'd you graduate from Killjoke university?
User avatar #70 - vedgetable (07/06/2013) [-]
yes, i was pretty pleased when professor buzz killington gave me my diploma.
User avatar #71 - vedgetable (07/06/2013) [-]
back in 06'
#40 - darkness, the keeper of secrets, the listener to your troubles…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Alone in the dark +2
User avatar #44 - warzon (07/06/2013) [-]
However.

It also hides the other person who would very much like to make you into a secret.
User avatar #45 - vedgetable (07/06/2013) [-]
true neutral.
User avatar #46 - warzon (07/06/2013) [-]
And also sometimes you dont get to come out of the darkness.

Chaotic neutral it doesnt kill people in groups.
#9 - lol i love how where having conflicts about conflicts.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Louie On War +4
#69 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
If it was easy to establish consensus, we wouldn't have wars in the first place.
#67 - yes, combined with the fact that nobody knows what actually ha… 07/04/2013 on oooooh you 0
#65 - stop beeing a goddamn knight in shining armor, fact of the ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2013 on oooooh you 0
User avatar #66 - natanhiel (07/04/2013) [-]
I'm a knight in shining armour because I don't believe having the shit beaten out of you for nothing is fair?
User avatar #67 - vedgetable (07/04/2013) [-]
yes, combined with the fact that nobody knows what actually happend, in some cases, yes, you can beat the crap out of someone and be right to do so.

and plus its not like rihanna is that mentally stable.
#168 - Picture 07/04/2013 on Life Saving +9
#155 - my dad actually learned me a **** ton of those wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Life Saving +1
User avatar #166 - tenuousdinosaur (07/04/2013) [-]
Protective facial gear great to avoid nasty facials
#168 - vedgetable (07/04/2013) [-]
#47 - im pretty sure we only heard one side of the story, rihanna tr…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2013 on oooooh you 0
User avatar #61 - natanhiel (07/04/2013) [-]
I beat the fuck out of her because she tried to hit me"

Totally fair
User avatar #65 - vedgetable (07/04/2013) [-]
stop beeing a goddamn knight in shining armor, fact of the matter is nobody knows what happend, or if it actually happend, maybe it was just one big publicity stunt, in the end rihanna only got more populair. and chris brown, his fans are dumb enough to keep supporting him anyway
User avatar #66 - natanhiel (07/04/2013) [-]
I'm a knight in shining armour because I don't believe having the shit beaten out of you for nothing is fair?
User avatar #67 - vedgetable (07/04/2013) [-]
yes, combined with the fact that nobody knows what actually happend, in some cases, yes, you can beat the crap out of someone and be right to do so.

and plus its not like rihanna is that mentally stable.
#169 - it looks like borderline textures. 07/04/2013 on Naturally geometric cabbage... +1
#99 - im deeply sorry i dont speak perfect english, i am, please do …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Hercules 0
#104 - clinomania (07/04/2013) [-]
Tis a joke, lad
#50 - knowlage = power money = power money= bitches bitc…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Hercules -1
#82 - clinomania (07/03/2013) [-]
Stupidity=knowlage
because you need to be stupid to misspell knowledge
User avatar #99 - vedgetable (07/04/2013) [-]
im deeply sorry i dont speak perfect english, i am, please do not take offence,
i mean im just the rest of the world, you know the majority who doesnt have english as their native language
#104 - clinomania (07/04/2013) [-]
Tis a joke, lad
User avatar #53 - cormy (07/03/2013) [-]
Knowledge is power.
Money is the root of all evil.
Ignorance is bliss.
Bitches be crazy.
Stupid is as stupid are.

Therefore and thustly, we are all stuck... in a giant, team deathmatch.
User avatar #63 - syrenthra (07/03/2013) [-]
S.O.C.K.S.
It is what it is
#183 - this is heskey, when he was a pup 07/03/2013 on A dogs life 0
#100 - i imagine a black guy at a restaurant beeing like, "i wou… 07/02/2013 on Which is worse +7
#282 - > ******** he has been to hell, says its te…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on hells bells -1
#293 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
#290 to #261 - anonymous
Actually, there is a logic behind this aswell. It happens when you have been through something truly tormenting and frightening and you know it will happen again sometime in the future, but you dont know when.

The anxiety and fear of knowing it will happen but not when will start build and eventually become a bigger torture than the experience itself, to the point where you wish, hope, and beg for it to begin so you can finally escape your self-induced terror.
User avatar #288 - gtmfp (07/02/2013) [-]
same page bro. not logical at all.
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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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