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Consoles Owned: Sega genesis,PS1,PS2,Xbox360,
Video Games Played: dishonered, dead island series. tekken series.FIFA series, red faction guerilla, elderscrolls series, fallout series,AC series,saintsrow series,farcry 3, dead rising 2, borderlands series,midnightclub, Cod series,splintercell series,alan wake, FIFA street
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:11/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8317
Highest Content Rank:#1369
Highest Comment Rank:#1316
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Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
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Total Comments Made:3047
FJ Points:12949

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#164 - good thing ***** still legal to me, seeing im just 17 07/30/2013 on So true 0
#90 - Picture 07/30/2013 on who wants a mustache ride? 0
#10 - "relationship status changed to single" 07/29/2013 on ''Nobody's home, wanna come... +2
#242 - nobody ever said that was racist. 07/29/2013 on True +2
#68 - i imagine black (as in ****** ) knights always hav… 07/28/2013 on Pussy Knight -1
#102 - getting anal beads and a birthday card.. 07/25/2013 on Life Hacks +2
#184 - oke i made my tumblr account what now?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/25/2013 on where does that put fj 0
#199 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #207 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [-]
You can use my ass.
User avatar #220 - senseofpurpose (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm scared
User avatar #221 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #224 - senseofpurpose (07/26/2013) [-]
because FJ is filled with homos and I'm homophobic
User avatar #225 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [-]
Well that's not very nice. Why are you scared of gays?
User avatar #231 - senseofpurpose (07/26/2013) [-]
Why not? It's free USA.jpg
User avatar #232 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [-]
We should probably have sex now.
User avatar #233 - senseofpurpose (07/26/2013) [-]
We could but we shouldn't, refer to post #220
User avatar #235 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [-]
You can pretend I'm a girl. The ass and mouth feel the same.
User avatar #236 - senseofpurpose (07/26/2013) [-]
what If I'm actually a girl?
User avatar #237 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm bi, so this could work either way.
#63 - i hate glocks.. 07/25/2013 on The perfect crime 0
#7 - like um now i am 07/25/2013 on vedgetable's profile 0
#5 - story time you dirty prostitutes >be at the store &…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Sneeze +34
User avatar #25 - prostitutes (07/25/2013) [-]
Im not THAT dirty, geez...
#23 - penguinsaresexy (07/25/2013) [-]
Don't wanna look like a moylester...
#6 - jdbbx (07/25/2013) [-]
>be me
>at grocery store with dad
>coughing fit
>cough up something solid, about the size of a grain of rice
>what do
>as nonchalantly as possible, I spit it on the floor
>it actually is a fucking grain of rice
>turn around to see old people staring at me
>realise they're just walking along, shopping, when they see some god damn yung'un spittin' in the fruit aisle
#76 - now i need the original 07/25/2013 on Slut +1
#90 - wait, its not a common thing to use these? 07/25/2013 on Cock Socks +2
#2 - this needs to be the intro for borderlands 3..  [+] (23 new replies) 07/24/2013 on 99 Problems +1
User avatar #3 - tonkkax (07/24/2013) [-]
How is this relevant to Borderlands?
User avatar #4 - stickdick (07/24/2013) [-]
A better question would be: How is this relevant to Borderlands 3?
User avatar #6 - dickstick (07/24/2013) [-]
Does adding a three really make a difference?
User avatar #25 - stickdick (07/27/2013) [-]
Did what to you? Also I've gone done here because I can.
User avatar #26 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
You commented on my weight because it was easy!
User avatar #7 - stickdick (07/24/2013) [-]
Ah of course my evil doppelgänger dickstick trying to make me seem a fool again.
User avatar #8 - dickstick (07/25/2013) [-]
And oddly enough I never knew about you until now... We were made for each other.
User avatar #9 - stickdick (07/25/2013) [-]
Or maybe you're my evil twin...
User avatar #10 - dickstick (07/25/2013) [-]
Why am I evil? Is this some type of foreplay?
User avatar #11 - stickdick (07/26/2013) [-]
No, it's obvious that we're brothers separated from birth. My mother once told me what father was like, and when I reached 16 she told me I had a twin. Since I was the first one born out of us, and you were uncontrollable as hell (mum's words) mum and dad had their favourites, I was the delightful one while you were the mischievous. That's why dad picked you as his favourite. When we were 2 mum and dad split up after me and you got into a fight about who got the last Mars ice cream (I still have the scar on my face). After putting together all of the pieces I knew that you were no ordinary twin but you were the evil one (It's usually the youngest). This may seem hard for you to here but I assure you it is true.
User avatar #12 - dickstick (07/26/2013) [-]
Ain't nobody fucking with my Mars ice cream, everyone should know that from birth.
User avatar #13 - stickdick (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh come on, you had 2 of them already and there's only 4 in a pack!
User avatar #14 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
You had one, that's enough for you!
User avatar #15 - stickdick (07/27/2013) [-]
So you get 3?
User avatar #16 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
Yes, you knew they're my favorite.
User avatar #17 - stickdick (07/27/2013) [-]
No kidding, you were always the fat one.
User avatar #18 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
It was baby fat!
User avatar #19 - stickdick (07/27/2013) [-]
When you were 2?
User avatar #20 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
Maybe if you wouldn't have commented on that as a child a lot I would have let you have the last Mars Ice Cream!
User avatar #21 - stickdick (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh and you never insulted me?
User avatar #24 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
But you did it to me!
User avatar #22 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
Not about your weight at least!
User avatar #23 - stickdick (07/27/2013) [-]
Yes, because that would've been to easy.
#44 - Comment deleted 07/24/2013 on OCD -1
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2013 on OCD -33
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#24 - so what are you trying to say?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Metal -1
#26 - anonymoose (07/23/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular.
#11 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Awesome boss +31
User avatar #67 - nsfwbrowserv (07/23/2013) [-]
ads
#38 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
Time to set my friends home to that
User avatar #27 - ecomp (07/23/2013) [-]
holy shit dem ads

inb4 someone tells me to get adblock
User avatar #56 - ruan (07/23/2013) [-]
#32 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2013) [-]
I have Adblock and they still appear for me.

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#199 - drinking is **** tons of fun if you havbe the rig… 07/23/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
#154 - hmm idk ive got solid whisky-beer diet mostly, i get pukey if … 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
#149 - its not actually, on busy nights i can get a whisky (alcohol i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
User avatar #150 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess
Woah... that was sudden...
#146 - implying its still anoying as **** that you have …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
User avatar #147 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... well it is annoying... My friends always want me to buy beer because I look the oldest... even though I'm the youngest... But the whole, "You can get beer if you look old enough." is bullshit because many young kids nowadays look older than what they actually are...
User avatar #149 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
its not actually, on busy nights i can get a whisky (alcohol is above 15% is for 18+) its all about the timing.
love you <3
User avatar #150 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess
Woah... that was sudden...
#190 - ******* faggot ***** , thats what i s… 07/22/2013 on Ya, woman have it tough +6
#138 - i cant imagine having to wait till your 21 to get alcohol, tha…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! +2
#161 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2013) [-]
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It sucks dude. I'd like to know why you can be old enough to ruin your lungs but not old enough to ruin your liver.
User avatar #227 - fukkentyranitar (07/23/2013) [-]
Smoking ruins damn near everything in your body, the difference is that no one has ever done irresponsible shit because they were high on nicotine and roofing tar.
User avatar #158 - reaperssprint (07/22/2013) [-]
People care that much about drinking that they think its some stupid shit, that's some stupid shit.
#199 - vedgetable (07/23/2013) [-]
drinking is shit tons of fun if you havbe the right company
#152 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
Legally.
Most people that want it find some way to get it before 21. I pay 10-15 dollars more for a bottle of wine, or vodka (two favorite drinks). I'm pretty plain with the drinks, got any ideas for mixing them that aren't too bad? Also, I've been doing this since I was 18. (20 now).
User avatar #162 - biomedic (07/22/2013) [-]
If the intention is to be slaughtered then mix a lot. Drink a few bombs in quick succession like Vodka and redbull or some shit then. Half beer, half cider and a splash of blackcurrent. You have a snakebite. Repeat 12 times to achieve piss the bed drunkardness.
User avatar #155 - thempc (07/22/2013) [-]
yeah in school our teacher told us about how underage girls got arrested for getting drunk by soaking tampons in beer and inserting them into their vaginas.
dafuq
User avatar #154 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
hmm idk ive got solid whisky-beer diet mostly, i get pukey if i do other shit
User avatar #145 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Implying that everyone follows that law
User avatar #146 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
implying its still anoying as shit that you have to get someone to buy alcohol for you and i havent done so since i was 16
User avatar #147 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... well it is annoying... My friends always want me to buy beer because I look the oldest... even though I'm the youngest... But the whole, "You can get beer if you look old enough." is bullshit because many young kids nowadays look older than what they actually are...
User avatar #149 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
its not actually, on busy nights i can get a whisky (alcohol is above 15% is for 18+) its all about the timing.
love you <3
User avatar #150 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess
Woah... that was sudden...
#136 - a girl in my school made her wineglass into a face shredder an… 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! +3
#45 - im a bubble enteusiast, where exactly do you buy this 07/21/2013 on The internet changes you +46
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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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