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#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2013 on OCD -33
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#24 - so what are you trying to say?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Metal -1
#26 - anonymoose (07/23/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular.
#11 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Awesome boss +31
User avatar #67 - nsfwbrowserv (07/23/2013) [-]
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#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2013) [-]
Time to set my friends home to that
User avatar #27 - ecomp (07/23/2013) [-]
holy shit dem ads

inb4 someone tells me to get adblock
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#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2013) [-]
I have Adblock and they still appear for me.

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#199 - drinking is **** tons of fun if you havbe the rig… 07/23/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
#154 - hmm idk ive got solid whisky-beer diet mostly, i get pukey if … 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
#149 - its not actually, on busy nights i can get a whisky (alcohol i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
User avatar #150 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess
Woah... that was sudden...
#146 - implying its still anoying as **** that you have …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! -1
User avatar #147 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... well it is annoying... My friends always want me to buy beer because I look the oldest... even though I'm the youngest... But the whole, "You can get beer if you look old enough." is bullshit because many young kids nowadays look older than what they actually are...
User avatar #149 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
its not actually, on busy nights i can get a whisky (alcohol is above 15% is for 18+) its all about the timing.
love you <3
User avatar #150 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess
Woah... that was sudden...
#190 - ******* faggot ***** , thats what i s… 07/22/2013 on Ya, woman have it tough +6
#138 - i cant imagine having to wait till your 21 to get alcohol, tha…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! +2
#161 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2013) [-]
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It sucks dude. I'd like to know why you can be old enough to ruin your lungs but not old enough to ruin your liver.
User avatar #227 - fukkentyranitar (07/23/2013) [-]
Smoking ruins damn near everything in your body, the difference is that no one has ever done irresponsible shit because they were high on nicotine and roofing tar.
User avatar #158 - reaperssprint (07/22/2013) [-]
People care that much about drinking that they think its some stupid shit, that's some stupid shit.
#199 - vedgetable (07/23/2013) [-]
drinking is shit tons of fun if you havbe the right company
#152 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
Legally.
Most people that want it find some way to get it before 21. I pay 10-15 dollars more for a bottle of wine, or vodka (two favorite drinks). I'm pretty plain with the drinks, got any ideas for mixing them that aren't too bad? Also, I've been doing this since I was 18. (20 now).
User avatar #162 - biomedic (07/22/2013) [-]
If the intention is to be slaughtered then mix a lot. Drink a few bombs in quick succession like Vodka and redbull or some shit then. Half beer, half cider and a splash of blackcurrent. You have a snakebite. Repeat 12 times to achieve piss the bed drunkardness.
User avatar #155 - thempc (07/22/2013) [-]
yeah in school our teacher told us about how underage girls got arrested for getting drunk by soaking tampons in beer and inserting them into their vaginas.
dafuq
User avatar #154 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
hmm idk ive got solid whisky-beer diet mostly, i get pukey if i do other shit
User avatar #145 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Implying that everyone follows that law
User avatar #146 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
implying its still anoying as shit that you have to get someone to buy alcohol for you and i havent done so since i was 16
User avatar #147 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... well it is annoying... My friends always want me to buy beer because I look the oldest... even though I'm the youngest... But the whole, "You can get beer if you look old enough." is bullshit because many young kids nowadays look older than what they actually are...
User avatar #149 - vedgetable (07/22/2013) [-]
its not actually, on busy nights i can get a whisky (alcohol is above 15% is for 18+) its all about the timing.
love you <3
User avatar #150 - windmagevaati (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess
Woah... that was sudden...
#136 - a girl in my school made her wineglass into a face shredder an… 07/22/2013 on Drinking Around the World!!! +3
#45 - im a bubble enteusiast, where exactly do you buy this 07/21/2013 on The internet changes you +46
#23 - im a tad drunk right now and wtf? 07/21/2013 on Sub teacher -7
#178 - to be honest im just back from going out and im piss drunk, i … 07/21/2013 on Supportive Dad -1
#77 - booyaka booyaka. 07/20/2013 on What the Actual Fuck -1
#63 - i must sex now. 07/20/2013 on i bet you kiss girls fagot 0
#53 - i heard Natrium has some game.. 07/20/2013 on Twins? 0
#746 - meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes m… 07/20/2013 on Minecraft is love -1
#745 - >now im here just feeling half assed > cause the sup…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Minecraft is love -1
#746 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes my face look like this
#743 - >shese flirty, she is alot of flirty, even flirtilious if y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Minecraft is love -1
User avatar #745 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>now im here just feeling half assed
> cause the supply of bitches is getting fast
> headaches is what all this casts
>this could of in my face in one big blast.
#746 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes my face look like this
#737 - >some nice daisy dukes, on top of heels, looking good &…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Minecraft is love -1
User avatar #743 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>shese flirty, she is alot of flirty, even flirtilious if you would.
>flirtile..
>feel bad but she isnt in love with anön, obviously
>come to the conclusion anön talks shit agian
>shese cute, but dont want to go for her cause anön last best friend went for his girlfriend and kind of took her of him, sux.
>dont know what to do, feel like shit because anöns awesome and i dont want to do that shit to him
>come across this post, feel like sharing
>anonmed said she obviously wants the D but from me
>that rhymes so im total mc.
>maybe do the rest in rap form, we'll see.
User avatar #745 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>now im here just feeling half assed
> cause the supply of bitches is getting fast
> headaches is what all this casts
>this could of in my face in one big blast.
#746 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes my face look like this
#735 - >wtf >says inon told him we made out >pissed …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Minecraft is love -1
User avatar #737 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>some nice daisy dukes, on top of heels, looking good
> cold as shit in the store,shese freezing
>tell her she might as well help me seeing she would be working up some sweat like i am
>"no thanks, beer is gross"
>beer is manly nigger.
>actually what i said, like even in english
>chuckles, turns red, kind of busy, lots of beer to fill
>slut zilla wants to wander of, tells me she needs to go with
>later that night im absolutely devistated, both beach girl and cashier sending me messeges, feel alfa, playing some fifa with anonmed,
>pedunn, facebook message, its inon
User avatar #743 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>shese flirty, she is alot of flirty, even flirtilious if you would.
>flirtile..
>feel bad but she isnt in love with anön, obviously
>come to the conclusion anön talks shit agian
>shese cute, but dont want to go for her cause anön last best friend went for his girlfriend and kind of took her of him, sux.
>dont know what to do, feel like shit because anöns awesome and i dont want to do that shit to him
>come across this post, feel like sharing
>anonmed said she obviously wants the D but from me
>that rhymes so im total mc.
>maybe do the rest in rap form, we'll see.
User avatar #745 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>now im here just feeling half assed
> cause the supply of bitches is getting fast
> headaches is what all this casts
>this could of in my face in one big blast.
#746 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes my face look like this
#720 - >ffw few weeks, anön has ****** girl i set he…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Minecraft is love -1
User avatar #735 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>wtf
>says inon told him we made out
>pissed the shit of, also just add her on facey so suspicious as fuck
>try to be angry at her but im a goofy dude so kind of hard.
>she feels bad cause she says shese just joking
> that night we went to the McAnons for some Big Fags
> im goofing around at the mcdrive
>theres a whole bunch of minorites out there.
>pull up behind, our order was ready before theirs
>mc drive girl tells them to move up a bit
>mr douche gets mad
>"why the fuck do you get your order before i do"
>me beeing a foreigner and goofy shout "you aint up on this, see i got this white dude to order for me so i got mine first"
>whole crowd laughs
>anön finds it awesome but is kind of nervous couse he doesnt deal with these crowds as smooth as i do at times
> im goofing around, "yeah they now i the deal man, i handle situation serene, im classified badass, streets feel me niqqa?"
>"haha badass, streets?, ur a softie with a heart of gold.

User avatar #737 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>some nice daisy dukes, on top of heels, looking good
> cold as shit in the store,shese freezing
>tell her she might as well help me seeing she would be working up some sweat like i am
>"no thanks, beer is gross"
>beer is manly nigger.
>actually what i said, like even in english
>chuckles, turns red, kind of busy, lots of beer to fill
>slut zilla wants to wander of, tells me she needs to go with
>later that night im absolutely devistated, both beach girl and cashier sending me messeges, feel alfa, playing some fifa with anonmed,
>pedunn, facebook message, its inon
User avatar #743 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>shese flirty, she is alot of flirty, even flirtilious if you would.
>flirtile..
>feel bad but she isnt in love with anön, obviously
>come to the conclusion anön talks shit agian
>shese cute, but dont want to go for her cause anön last best friend went for his girlfriend and kind of took her of him, sux.
>dont know what to do, feel like shit because anöns awesome and i dont want to do that shit to him
>come across this post, feel like sharing
>anonmed said she obviously wants the D but from me
>that rhymes so im total mc.
>maybe do the rest in rap form, we'll see.
User avatar #745 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>now im here just feeling half assed
> cause the supply of bitches is getting fast
> headaches is what all this casts
>this could of in my face in one big blast.
#746 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes my face look like this
#714 - >anön talks a whole lot of **** all the time,…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Minecraft is love 0
User avatar #720 - vedgetable (07/19/2013) [-]
>ffw few weeks, anön has fucked girl i set her up with, still talking whole lots of shit, says first girl is helplessly in love with him.
>good for you man
>girl from the beach still texting me, also cashier diggs me
>helplessly love girl, lets call her inon, is outside of the supermarket at the fastfood place
> "hey your anöns friend" she shouts
>laugh a bit, dont think much of it.
>kind of awesome add her on fecey.
>anön texts me "ur fucking dead to me"
User avatar #735 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>wtf
>says inon told him we made out
>pissed the shit of, also just add her on facey so suspicious as fuck
>try to be angry at her but im a goofy dude so kind of hard.
>she feels bad cause she says shese just joking
> that night we went to the McAnons for some Big Fags
> im goofing around at the mcdrive
>theres a whole bunch of minorites out there.
>pull up behind, our order was ready before theirs
>mc drive girl tells them to move up a bit
>mr douche gets mad
>"why the fuck do you get your order before i do"
>me beeing a foreigner and goofy shout "you aint up on this, see i got this white dude to order for me so i got mine first"
>whole crowd laughs
>anön finds it awesome but is kind of nervous couse he doesnt deal with these crowds as smooth as i do at times
> im goofing around, "yeah they now i the deal man, i handle situation serene, im classified badass, streets feel me niqqa?"
>"haha badass, streets?, ur a softie with a heart of gold.

User avatar #737 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>some nice daisy dukes, on top of heels, looking good
> cold as shit in the store,shese freezing
>tell her she might as well help me seeing she would be working up some sweat like i am
>"no thanks, beer is gross"
>beer is manly nigger.
>actually what i said, like even in english
>chuckles, turns red, kind of busy, lots of beer to fill
>slut zilla wants to wander of, tells me she needs to go with
>later that night im absolutely devistated, both beach girl and cashier sending me messeges, feel alfa, playing some fifa with anonmed,
>pedunn, facebook message, its inon
User avatar #743 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>shese flirty, she is alot of flirty, even flirtilious if you would.
>flirtile..
>feel bad but she isnt in love with anön, obviously
>come to the conclusion anön talks shit agian
>shese cute, but dont want to go for her cause anön last best friend went for his girlfriend and kind of took her of him, sux.
>dont know what to do, feel like shit because anöns awesome and i dont want to do that shit to him
>come across this post, feel like sharing
>anonmed said she obviously wants the D but from me
>that rhymes so im total mc.
>maybe do the rest in rap form, we'll see.
User avatar #745 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>now im here just feeling half assed
> cause the supply of bitches is getting fast
> headaches is what all this casts
>this could of in my face in one big blast.
#746 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes my face look like this
#703 - Story time ************* >be me,16 year ol…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Minecraft is love 0
User avatar #714 - vedgetable (07/19/2013) [-]
>anön talks a whole lot of shit all the time, great guy, just gets some anoying at times
>talks about some kind of nice dude (could say friend's) sister
>says she fucking diggs him, his brother doesnt at all
>"go get er"
>next night w go out
>had some booze
>chr +3
>douchy as it is i walk up to this girl that anön was looking at and set her up with him, just the number
>later go full alfa and grab her by de ass and push her gently in towards anön
>literally going "u could be an awesome couple"
>girl blushes and leaves
>later texts him aksin to fuck
>"anon you da shit dawg"
>feel awesome, love to see my friends happy
User avatar #720 - vedgetable (07/19/2013) [-]
>ffw few weeks, anön has fucked girl i set her up with, still talking whole lots of shit, says first girl is helplessly in love with him.
>good for you man
>girl from the beach still texting me, also cashier diggs me
>helplessly love girl, lets call her inon, is outside of the supermarket at the fastfood place
> "hey your anöns friend" she shouts
>laugh a bit, dont think much of it.
>kind of awesome add her on fecey.
>anön texts me "ur fucking dead to me"
User avatar #735 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>wtf
>says inon told him we made out
>pissed the shit of, also just add her on facey so suspicious as fuck
>try to be angry at her but im a goofy dude so kind of hard.
>she feels bad cause she says shese just joking
> that night we went to the McAnons for some Big Fags
> im goofing around at the mcdrive
>theres a whole bunch of minorites out there.
>pull up behind, our order was ready before theirs
>mc drive girl tells them to move up a bit
>mr douche gets mad
>"why the fuck do you get your order before i do"
>me beeing a foreigner and goofy shout "you aint up on this, see i got this white dude to order for me so i got mine first"
>whole crowd laughs
>anön finds it awesome but is kind of nervous couse he doesnt deal with these crowds as smooth as i do at times
> im goofing around, "yeah they now i the deal man, i handle situation serene, im classified badass, streets feel me niqqa?"
>"haha badass, streets?, ur a softie with a heart of gold.

User avatar #737 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>some nice daisy dukes, on top of heels, looking good
> cold as shit in the store,shese freezing
>tell her she might as well help me seeing she would be working up some sweat like i am
>"no thanks, beer is gross"
>beer is manly nigger.
>actually what i said, like even in english
>chuckles, turns red, kind of busy, lots of beer to fill
>slut zilla wants to wander of, tells me she needs to go with
>later that night im absolutely devistated, both beach girl and cashier sending me messeges, feel alfa, playing some fifa with anonmed,
>pedunn, facebook message, its inon
User avatar #743 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>shese flirty, she is alot of flirty, even flirtilious if you would.
>flirtile..
>feel bad but she isnt in love with anön, obviously
>come to the conclusion anön talks shit agian
>shese cute, but dont want to go for her cause anön last best friend went for his girlfriend and kind of took her of him, sux.
>dont know what to do, feel like shit because anöns awesome and i dont want to do that shit to him
>come across this post, feel like sharing
>anonmed said she obviously wants the D but from me
>that rhymes so im total mc.
>maybe do the rest in rap form, we'll see.
User avatar #745 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
>now im here just feeling half assed
> cause the supply of bitches is getting fast
> headaches is what all this casts
>this could of in my face in one big blast.
#746 - vedgetable (07/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile knowing im in high flirtation with 3-4 girls makes my face look like this
#675 - somewhere deep down in my black heart, i hope he ass beating h… 07/19/2013 on Minecraft is love -1
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User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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