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Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:4/23/2015
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#13 - beeing middle eastern:pros and cons pro: awesome amount of…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Fucking motors +12
#75 - fefe (09/11/2013) [-]
I dunnno where you're from, but monobrows aren't a running gag in my family.
#37 - tyroneisanigger (09/11/2013) [-]
Is it that the majority of the middle east citizens have facial hair, or just a select few?

I wish I could grow a beard.
User avatar #20 - kommandantvideo (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm not middle eastern but I've got a shit ton off ass hair, as well as leg hair. And arm hair. And chest hair, now that I think about it.
User avatar #21 - vedgetable (09/11/2013) [-]
that times 5 and thats youre average middle eastern dude
User avatar #22 - kommandantvideo (09/11/2013) [-]
Trust me, my family is hairy as fuck, possibly more than middle easterners.
User avatar #23 - vedgetable (09/11/2013) [-]
trust me, im persian, and even our cats are like 20 times as furry as you guys, ever haid hair my asshair goes over to my leg hair and to my ball hair not to mention my pubes would go up to my fucking bellybutton if i didnt wax, (i know but, you dont know what its like beeing half werewolf)
User avatar #58 - adrilazzaro (09/11/2013) [-]
oh man i feel you, my descendants come from italy, but its the south italy so they're all arabic/white looking

(basically arabic with a little less hair and slightly more edged face) hair everywhere, on the plus side i'm 15 and already have a coming beard. Though i have to watch the leg hair all the time, chicks don't like that here in america
User avatar #78 - vedgetable (09/12/2013) [-]
weird shit. you need to just shave your pubes clean and wax ur chest-stomach etc. arms can be hairy tough. also facial hair is rich in you, use it to ur advantage, fucking stubble all the way
User avatar #24 - kommandantvideo (09/11/2013) [-]
Yep, you win.
User avatar #26 - vedgetable (09/11/2013) [-]
im sorry i had to go into detail. i wont ever do that to you agian..
User avatar #27 - kommandantvideo (09/11/2013) [-]
Thank you my new persian friend
User avatar #28 - vedgetable (09/11/2013) [-]
hairy people are overall somehow more easy for me to hang out with, i mean, theire warmer, in two diffrent sences..
#29 - kommandantvideo (09/11/2013) [-]
That was a good one
User avatar #30 - vedgetable (09/11/2013) [-]
i had this girl-buddy i hanged out with alot and she just broke up with a dick boyfriend, then she got a new one and i got woried, untill i saw his leghair, then it was allright
we exchanged leghair conditioner tips.
User avatar #31 - kommandantvideo (09/11/2013) [-]
Get in contact with a television company, maybe you can be on a series about life as a persian with hairy legs. I bet you would make millions!
User avatar #32 - vedgetable (09/11/2013) [-]
we should make a jersey shore like thing but instead of braindead guidos, just hairy persians, you would be like an exeption, the rest people studying shit etc.

btw go to www.shotor.com my friend bought the domain name. its pretty neat.
#33 - kommandantvideo (09/11/2013) [-]
That may be the best domain I've seen in my life
#79 - i would be impressed if someone would bring the key back to you 09/11/2013 on Only in Canada 0
#59 - i remember when i first made this content, ive seen it so much… 09/11/2013 on This is Edgy & would scare... 0
#271 - this kind of looks like the wtc tower and ssing its about tiem… 09/10/2013 on Waffle falling over. 0
#256 - dont even ask why 09/09/2013 on Need music 0
#13 - to be honest i dont find heavyweight match ups interesting cau…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on ... +1
#45 - fefe (09/10/2013) [-]
hopefully one of them gets bored and retires so the belts can be unified
#5 - oh so it wasnt a spoon to mix the lemonade with... nice 09/09/2013 on Are you sure? +3
#36 - word of advice, a 15 dollar whisky might not taste good, but a…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2013 on good answer +5
User avatar #37 - thelastamerican (09/09/2013) [-]
And a $20 bottle will taste exquisite. See what $5 can do for you? Go ahead, splurge a little.
#43 - kennyh (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - smellyboner (09/09/2013) [-]
i can splurge with no money and just my hands
#85 - im laughing like a retarded seal cause of this 09/09/2013 on Chinese translations -1
#74 - i always pull this face when im looking for a word 09/09/2013 on SoooOoo smrt 0
#73 - omg >make a music bar >make the outside look lik… 09/09/2013 on Inside a guitar +5
#11 - test drive a cunt today at your local honda dealership 09/09/2013 on dirty dirty dirty panties +4
#9 - anyone can wear a helmet an wield a gun, so many can play high… 09/09/2013 on not a political discussion -1
#5 - bananaphone 09/09/2013 on Walk a mile 0
#36 - there literally isnt enough blood in my body to fill up his vains 09/09/2013 on Gotta hand it to this guy... 0
#485 - >impying we want the US to like us plus if us isn…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it +1
#489 - bigrog (09/09/2013) [-]
not the point of the post buddy
#29 - unable to not frown, #british problems. 09/09/2013 on ISHYGDT +2
#163 - doesnt work. 09/09/2013 on Jerkin da Gherkin 0
#162 - im gonna try and bust this myth  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Jerkin da Gherkin 0
User avatar #163 - vedgetable (09/09/2013) [-]
doesnt work.
#593 - how could they have aten their mom? the word yolo wasnt even i… 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) 0
#12 - how would one wash off soap. 09/08/2013 on Hydrophobic Clothing +4
#3 - ...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Born to partaay +8
#6 - emberstar (09/08/2013) [-]
#8 - al qaeda proved to be amazingly effective to be honest, just a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on (untitled) +1
#12 - dieterkaiser (09/08/2013) [-]
Also if they weren't a bunch of Sharia law Muslim Extremist Cuntbrains that would help too.
The middle east is just a giant shitstorm. We should just get a couple of nukes, turn the whole place into glass, and be done with it.
#7 - to be brutally honest after adrenilane shoots in you feel pain… 09/08/2013 on Ridiculously photogenic... 0
#7 - whole middle east is protesting, iran are you even trying? 09/08/2013 on Canada 0

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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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