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Consoles Owned: Sega genesis,PS1,PS2,Xbox360,
Video Games Played: dishonered, dead island series. tekken series.FIFA series, red faction guerilla, elderscrolls series, fallout series,AC series,saintsrow series,farcry 3, dead rising 2, borderlands series,midnightclub, Cod series,splintercell series,alan wake, FIFA street
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
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Highest Comment Rank:#1316
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#54 - its called a joke. i tried to sound as douchy as possible and …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on True. +5
User avatar #57 - thirdjess (08/16/2013) [-]
This is the internet. People with high school level spelling and grammar is unfortunately rare.
User avatar #59 - thirdjess (08/16/2013) [-]
And in saying that, I made a grammatical error. Damn.
#49 - thats actually a pretty good way to get bitches stroll up …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/16/2013 on True. +27
User avatar #91 - darkhaitsu (08/16/2013) [-]
listen to Buy you A drink by T-Pain and say this
Baby girl, truth or dare?
If she choose truth you be like
You gonna suck ?
If she choose dare
You be like
Ayo suck this dick and let flow the white.
User avatar #52 - thirdjess (08/16/2013) [-]
and then I'll be like "No." and you'll forever be labelled as a douche canoe. Seriously all it takes is a little humour, not any mystery.
User avatar #70 - cantfindausername (08/16/2013) [-]
I only thumbed you up because of douche canoe.
User avatar #97 - thirdjess (08/17/2013) [-]
Haha fair enough, not many people can handle harsh truths, huh? It's always the same reaction whenever I try to be frank around here
User avatar #56 - heartlessrobot (08/16/2013) [-]
"Douche Canoe"
I gotta start using that.
User avatar #58 - thirdjess (08/16/2013) [-]
Seriously my favourite insult. Really fun to say, isn't it? Also 'fuck nugget'.
User avatar #71 - articulate (08/16/2013) [-]
I like shitdick, but I feel mean saying it. :[
User avatar #98 - thirdjess (08/17/2013) [-]
Well you're certainly a lot nicer than I am, then!
User avatar #60 - heartlessrobot (08/16/2013) [-]
And "dick biscuit".
User avatar #61 - thirdjess (08/16/2013) [-]
Haha I haven't heard that one!
User avatar #54 - vedgetable (08/16/2013) [-]
its called a joke. i tried to sound as douchy as possible and wel it worked, i tought the bad spelling would give it away?
User avatar #57 - thirdjess (08/16/2013) [-]
This is the internet. People with high school level spelling and grammar is unfortunately rare.
User avatar #59 - thirdjess (08/16/2013) [-]
And in saying that, I made a grammatical error. Damn.
#51 - koeln (08/16/2013) [-]
What has Walcott to do with it?
User avatar #55 - vedgetable (08/16/2013) [-]
pic unrelated ;o
#95 - thats why i call all fj users admin s, just to be sure. 08/16/2013 on Lesson 4 0
#105 - we dutch mostly think the friesic people of holland are a bunc… 08/15/2013 on Fierljeppen -2
#43 - not to forget the goofy admin s like OG loc, roosenburg and t… 08/15/2013 on GTA V Map - Alfred Hitchcock -1
#35 - oh with me the driving, the map beeing boring, the fact that t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on GTA V Map - Alfred Hitchcock -1
User avatar #37 - TittyCinnamon (08/14/2013) [-]
yea there was just something particularly sweet about SA. tenpenny, which i had no idea was voiced by samuel jackson at the time, was the perfect antagonist. plus you're two best homies betraying you.
User avatar #43 - vedgetable (08/15/2013) [-]
not to forget the goofy admins like OG loc, roosenburg and truth&goons
#33 - i didnt like gta iv...  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on GTA V Map - Alfred Hitchcock -3
User avatar #34 - TittyCinnamon (08/14/2013) [-]
i wasn't the biggest fan either but i loved SA. could play that shit all day. the driving was what bothered me playing gta IV.
User avatar #35 - vedgetable (08/14/2013) [-]
oh with me the driving, the map beeing boring, the fact that there where no planes, the lack of over the top guns, and oh, did i tell you how much of a cock all the protagonists where? at CJ's personality was wayy more charistmatic, plus we could have had fuck tons of fun if only we had bicylces, just saying i would like to go of of the getalife building with that shit.
User avatar #37 - TittyCinnamon (08/14/2013) [-]
yea there was just something particularly sweet about SA. tenpenny, which i had no idea was voiced by samuel jackson at the time, was the perfect antagonist. plus you're two best homies betraying you.
User avatar #43 - vedgetable (08/15/2013) [-]
not to forget the goofy admins like OG loc, roosenburg and truth&goons
#165 - obviously this bitch was nuts. 08/14/2013 on Another One Bites the Dust +2
#28 - i eat ramen all the time, not cause im poor, just to lazy to m…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Junkfood chart of misery +10
#118 - moakstryker (08/15/2013) [-]
It IS pretty damn good if you put some stuff in it like garlic powder and stuff.
User avatar #95 - greedtheavarice (08/15/2013) [-]
Also Ramen is pretty damn delicious.
#320 - yeaaas i believe you, but im pretty sure if your head is beein… 08/14/2013 on Switch to directv 0
#104 - this is what happens, i always carry a machete when i go rolle… 08/13/2013 on red 0
#162 - george zimmermen is a admin . like sirously getting your…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Switch to directv -6
#206 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
Having your head smashed into the ground could result in a life threatening wound or brain damage, don't believe me? How about you go and test it out for us.
User avatar #320 - vedgetable (08/14/2013) [-]
yeaaas i believe you, but im pretty sure if your head is beeing smashed into the pavement, its not possible to grab your gun, unless its a teddybear diong it.
User avatar #176 - theawesomeguy (08/13/2013) [-]
admin god
User avatar #177 - theawesomeguy (08/13/2013) [-]
just trying to figure out what you said, it was fa.ggot
#24 - hmm this is a rembrandt isnt it? 08/13/2013 on Stop Hammer time 0
#90 - eyerection 08/13/2013 on Clever +1
#138 - i dont mind her twerking, im actually hoping she get some nude… 08/13/2013 on God +2
#225 - am i the only one who read deadric on the second one? 08/13/2013 on Beautiful Gems +1
#124 - self blowjobs..? 08/13/2013 on Aperture knows its shit. +1
#77 - i want that one so badly.. 08/12/2013 on Marines +1
#331 - well i think its true, if gay people where more accepted, more… 08/12/2013 on Yeah right 0
#47 - prepare to get molested. 08/11/2013 on FahnnyJunk 0
#21 - actualy i would only deform the portal.. 08/10/2013 on Ed, Edd, and Chelly 0
#15 - i imagine him busting his knees open..  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on ... +1
#16 - blarde (08/10/2013) [-]
relevant.
#115 - the caption went gay, if you look at the bottom you would noti… 08/09/2013 on Some Game "Logic" 0
#50 - a full catomatic rifle...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Well +2
#51 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, comment #1 already said that....
#24 - am i the only one whose happy hese not black 08/09/2013 on What's the matter, David? -2
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User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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