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#41 - "cause he spends 40 hours working a job"  [+] (10 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Weak daddy +2
#66 - devout feminist (07/19/2014) [-]
Bc it's not like people have a job AND go to the gym
User avatar #114 - vedgetable (07/19/2014) [-]
AAAND its time to work out your theory
24 hours in a day, 7 hours in the week
= a subtotal of 168hours in the week
- 40 = 128 hours11
- the hours of rest preferred = 8*7 --> 70 hours left
User avatar #128 - fables (07/19/2014) [-]
my boyfriend is working 10 hour days and still manages to go to the gym 4-5 days a week
there is no excuse
not to mention he has a bulging disc and his back hurts
he still goes to the gym and has time to make dinner, clean, do shit that needs to be done
User avatar #146 - vedgetable (07/20/2014) [-]
i hate the there is no excuse line all those gymrats use, its plain annoying, if you dont have time for it, you simply dont have time for it or you know, you can be a crappy dad inthat scenario
User avatar #147 - fables (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm no gym rat. I'M the one saying there is no excuse. if you really want to work out, you'll make time. even if it's 2-3 times a week. there is always time for 30 mins-1 hr at the gym.
and wtf are you talking about, crappy dad? a good dad would care about his health and work out
for his children. and working out is great for stress
User avatar #148 - vedgetable (07/20/2014) [-]
spending time with your children is a bit more important than going to the gym, and where not talking health where talkingbuilding mass, you cant build mass with just 3 days, seeing you need periods of recovery and good rest and neutrition. that eats up time lots of lots of time
User avatar #149 - fables (07/20/2014) [-]
dude my bf spends an hour at the gym
mon-thurs, takes friday off, goes saturday, stays home sunday
he's got the perfect amount of muscle
and he eats a lot of protein
he doesn't do some crazy diet to gain muscle. he just eats healthy.
and ofc it's more important. but you're making excuses for why you can't go.
I mean fuck man, 2 hours staring at the sky?
15 hours to yourself?
use some of that time to workout at home
lift dumbbells.
and 5 hours is more than enough for gym time in a week
I'm not telling you what to do, but I am saying, you're damn good at making excuses
User avatar #150 - vedgetable (07/20/2014) [-]
im not making excuses, seeing i dont go to the gym, i prefer actual sports over fitness i like competetion more than just brainless lifting
but have had the struggle of not having any spare time for a while and trust me, not having time to do nothing productive makes you go insane
people dont realise the importance of just having time to do nothing
at that time i had work to worry about and school, not to mention the face that i live in a shithole where people dont like foreigners like me so i cant even say school was that much fun because the fights i got in, thepoint is whe n is spend 32 hours in school and about 20 hours working a week i become one of the so many un motivated running on fumes type of guys, in the end i just realized i was just human so i took les hours at work and somehow managed to get away with skipping a lot of hours at school and in the end my school results where better and i was a lot happier, even so that i could pick up boxing agian and practice more often in the week

im lucky that i can spend less time working, some people dont have that privilage
User avatar #117 - vedgetable (07/19/2014) [-]
lets take 10 hours of just taking care of yourself, showering, cleaning ourselfs brushing teeth, putting clothes on that sorts of stuf in any aspect
leaves us at 60 hours left
dont forget you have a household, doiing groceries, and worse case scenario youre a single dad cause your wife was to much of a twat. you spend 20 hours cooking, cleaning and stuf wich leaves us with 40 hours

your kid is an angle and you love to spend time with him -10 hours

leaves 30
swag money bitches you cooked up a nice dinner, dinner with the fam, 7 hours a week

27 hours, for the love of god alone time is needed - 15 hours is 12 hours left|
twelfe hours

time you waste looking in at the sky added up is maybe 2 hours
10 hours, time spent in traffic is about 5 hours or so if you live in a city
5 hours remaining, how exactly do you focus on fucking getting a good workout everyday if you have 5 hours? when i work out i go to the gym 2 hours times a week, and that was before i got injured, there are people who live fucked up lifes like this.
#123 - devout feminist (07/19/2014) [-]
Yet, SOMEHOW, people still do it. He didn't say 'its possible' he pointed out people actually do both. I work with a lot of guys that work out after they get off shift.
#76 - 911 is the best.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Only 90s kids will remember +6
#3864 - tnx , its not interests though now i think about its more noth…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #3870 - tinyhedgehog (07/17/2014) [-]
Naw I get it, sometimes it's just hard. You're not being a bitch but like cheer up please. It'll be fun :o
#3696 - 18 going to school/ work at supermarket nothing i…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #3718 - tinyhedgehog (07/17/2014) [-]
Get some interests man! Butts are pretty cool. Job, school, etc. so you're doing ok, any depression stuff? Like, kinda rough though. Life should be more fun for you. Sorry man, have some sympathy.
User avatar #3864 - vedgetable (07/17/2014) [-]
tnx , its not interests though now i think about its more nothing satisfies me. idk maybe im just beeing a bitch
User avatar #3870 - tinyhedgehog (07/17/2014) [-]
Naw I get it, sometimes it's just hard. You're not being a bitch but like cheer up please. It'll be fun :o
#5 - but that body tho  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on crimson chin +34
User avatar #17 - pokemonstheshiz (07/16/2014) [-]
if your head looks like that you gotta do something to try an attract people
#18 - id let her lick my elbows any day 07/16/2014 on I want one. 0
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#2395 - **vedgetable rolls 867,736,965** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#268 - heart attack all the way 07/09/2014 on Personality test +1
#12 - **** your madar. 07/09/2014 on vedgetable's profile 0
#119 - one time, i was trying to join sports class, and when we where… 06/18/2014 on Stretchin +1
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#15 - > work at the supermarket >work with ***** … 06/17/2014 on Zombie Apocalypse +3
#2 - and when done 3 times, hese a scientest.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Sounds about right +71
User avatar #4 - buttacnetwo (06/17/2014) [-]
If he does a third time then he's a dumb ass

but if he wrote what happened after wards then he's a scientist
#11 - yisumad (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - bitchplzzz (06/17/2014) [-]
4 times he may well be clinically retarded
#8 - lildo (06/18/2014) [-]
5 times and he dies.
#278 - boxe. i stopped playing competitive boxing for a while though,… 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#241 - because im a boxer. i hate it when people act like theyre…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? +1
User avatar #299 - shorea (06/16/2014) [-]
I hate you for that 2nd spoiler... Tried to open it for like 2min...
User avatar #267 - smokingman (06/16/2014) [-]
Boxe or savate?

I do kickboxing, and I come from a muay thai background.
User avatar #278 - vedgetable (06/16/2014) [-]
boxe. i stopped playing competitive boxing for a while though, school is a bit important for while so i have to make some time for that,
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#25 - is somehow sweet, how the hell is water sweet. 06/11/2014 on God's Water 0
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User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
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