Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

vedgetable

Rank #12290 on Subscribers
vedgetable Avatar Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
Offline
Send mail to vedgetable Block vedgetable Invite vedgetable to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Consoles Owned: Sega genesis,PS1,PS2,Xbox360,
Video Games Played: dishonered, dead island series. tekken series.FIFA series, red faction guerilla, elderscrolls series, fallout series,AC series,saintsrow series,farcry 3, dead rising 2, borderlands series,midnightclub, Cod series,splintercell series,alan wake, FIFA street
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:12/16/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#16565
Highest Content Rank:#1369
Highest Comment Rank:#1316
Content Thumbs: 6734 total,  7802 ,  1068
Comment Thumbs: 6426 total,  9475 ,  3049
Content Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 167 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 168 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:6
Content Views:230718
Times Content Favorited:308 times
Total Comments Made:3047
FJ Points:12949

latest user's comments

#228 - " phanact " 01/15/2014 on i fucking dare you to... 0
#93 - im trying my best to **** with his scedule, menti… 01/14/2014 on Huehuehue 0
#89 - were developing quite the internet ass bond here.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Huehuehue +1
User avatar #92 - skeptical (01/14/2014) [-]
...aaaaand it's gone
User avatar #93 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
im trying my best to fuck with his scedule, mention him a lot, notifications get annoying.
#87 - how do you react so fast unles redbull is one of those f…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Huehuehue +1
User avatar #88 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't even know
User avatar #89 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
were developing quite the internet ass bond here.
User avatar #92 - skeptical (01/14/2014) [-]
...aaaaand it's gone
User avatar #93 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
im trying my best to fuck with his scedule, mention him a lot, notifications get annoying.
#84 - nazi stuff it is.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Huehuehue +1
User avatar #85 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
Black power!
User avatar #87 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
how do you react so fast unles redbull is one of those faggot ponies i have no explaination
User avatar #88 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't even know
User avatar #89 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
were developing quite the internet ass bond here.
User avatar #92 - skeptical (01/14/2014) [-]
...aaaaand it's gone
User avatar #93 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
im trying my best to fuck with his scedule, mention him a lot, notifications get annoying.
#82 - he phanact, i was woundering what you where doing.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Huehuehue +1
User avatar #83 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm attempting to sue godaddy
User avatar #84 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
nazi stuff it is.
User avatar #85 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
Black power!
User avatar #87 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
how do you react so fast unles redbull is one of those faggot ponies i have no explaination
User avatar #88 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't even know
User avatar #89 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
were developing quite the internet ass bond here.
User avatar #92 - skeptical (01/14/2014) [-]
...aaaaand it's gone
User avatar #93 - vedgetable (01/14/2014) [-]
im trying my best to fuck with his scedule, mention him a lot, notifications get annoying.
#32 - does this also work on the PAL version of life? 01/14/2014 on Cheat codes 0
#44 - since when did your kind get the right to feel offended? 01/13/2014 on When life gives you lemons,... +3
#42 - all you ******* citrus fruits are the same b…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2014 on When life gives you lemons,... +23
User avatar #43 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
Frankly, sir, I'm offended
User avatar #62 - swagasauruss (01/14/2014) [-]
Hi offended, I'm dad
#60 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
See guys, Phanact is not as much of a faggot as we make him out to be.
#86 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
aaaaaand downvote. Guess I knew that was coming anyway.
User avatar #44 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
since when did your kind get the right to feel offended?
#39 - phanact,.. you came all the way over here? okay, thats all…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/13/2014 on When life gives you lemons,... +8
User avatar #40 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm an orange, not a lemon
#49 - oyes (01/14/2014) [-]
oranges have seeds, seeds are like the productive glands of fruits.
seeds are like babies, oranges have babies.
Phanact is a woman.

Btw you should capitalize your name. You're a mod, not a toddler. maybe you are
User avatar #46 - FRAMIUS (01/13/2014) [-]
What does your name mean...
User avatar #47 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
It means 'orange' in swahili
User avatar #73 - thomasman (01/14/2014) [-]
machungwa is orange in swahili according to google translate

User avatar #74 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
Yes, its a joke.
User avatar #75 - thomasman (01/14/2014) [-]
i didn't get it

im so sorry
#42 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
all you fucking citrus fruits are the same bunch of bitterskinned, no good juice fruits is what you are.
User avatar #43 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
Frankly, sir, I'm offended
User avatar #62 - swagasauruss (01/14/2014) [-]
Hi offended, I'm dad
#60 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
See guys, Phanact is not as much of a faggot as we make him out to be.
#86 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
aaaaaand downvote. Guess I knew that was coming anyway.
User avatar #44 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
since when did your kind get the right to feel offended?
#140 - FUND RAISER TO BAN PHANACT!!  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Ideas To Get FunnyJunk Money +8
User avatar #184 - laschat (01/13/2014) [-]
We could call it the BAN-ACT! Sorry for the lame pun.
User avatar #141 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
First to 1000$ bans me
User avatar #245 - freakyorange (01/13/2014) [-]
are you orange because the pictures of yourself you posted are orange?
User avatar #315 - pokemonstheshiz (01/13/2014) [-]
he's orange because of his horse pictures
User avatar #142 - Pwnisher (01/12/2014) [-]
fucking genius. there we solved the financial problem
#4 - ... what subject is that?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Not nice +4
#84 - thewoozlewaazle (01/13/2014) [-]
the subject of preschool
User avatar #21 - captainrattrap (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm glad someone asked. Like, what was the point of this question? That he knows not to swim in trash? What?
#85 - thewoozlewaazle (01/13/2014) [-]
to teach someone not to swim with a dark ginger
User avatar #11 - muffintime (01/13/2014) [-]
probably a university course in murica'
User avatar #14 - subtard (01/13/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to his question...
User avatar #6 - pootismang (01/13/2014) [-]
Kindergarten in Murica is where we teach kids things that come naturally to most.
#10 - you know, you should, arm it to him ..gheh  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on You gotta hand it to this guy +1
User avatar #11 - deathklokiller (01/12/2014) [-]
he dose look like a handy man look what he did to that door
#9 - gheheh. hand..  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on You gotta hand it to this guy 0
User avatar #10 - vedgetable (01/12/2014) [-]
you know, you should, arm it to him ..gheh
User avatar #11 - deathklokiller (01/12/2014) [-]
he dose look like a handy man look what he did to that door
#17 - this was actually done in the mid evil times, they would catap…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Buh-bye! +2
#42 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
medieval*
#33 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
lol, mid-evil
#115 - "unban for ten dollar" yes like where not alread… 01/12/2014 on Ideas To Get FunnyJunk Money 0
#485 - >you > ******* >tard … 01/12/2014 on its funny because its true 0
#484 - you brought it on yourselfs, you didnt want to work in your ow… 01/12/2014 on its funny because its true 0
#92 - looks like you aint hangin with no real ***** , ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on problem 0
User avatar #95 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
Damn right.
#210 - thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem
#206 - :\ and seeing you a girl, like on a scale of 1-10 how much doe…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #207 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
In my experiences, the pain only ever reaches a level 2-3. Never anything over a 4. It's not so much painful as it is uncomfortable. It's an odd feeling for your body and your concentration has to play a part in it or else it will hurt. After the first few times I was able to control myself better and know what to expect.. This made things a lot easier. Plus I always ask for more lube if I feel I need it, no matter what.

Using fingers (or whatever else) can help beforehand. Of course, enter in slowly. Also, I've learned it seems to be less uncomfortable for me if he completely crouches over me (assuming this is in doggy. So like, he's on all fours over top of me), rather than standing straight up on his knees (but I like this better because it's sexier, I think). The angle of the penis makes a significant difference.
User avatar #210 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,
User avatar #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem
#204 - so i cant hide a lubetube  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
#203 - does nut juice count as lube or spit my parents …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2014 on heh times sure have changed 0
User avatar #205 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
It can, but it may not be enough.
And I heard not to use spit.
User avatar #206 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
:\ and seeing you a girl, like on a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt cause i stopped when i started feeling she was hurting
User avatar #207 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
In my experiences, the pain only ever reaches a level 2-3. Never anything over a 4. It's not so much painful as it is uncomfortable. It's an odd feeling for your body and your concentration has to play a part in it or else it will hurt. After the first few times I was able to control myself better and know what to expect.. This made things a lot easier. Plus I always ask for more lube if I feel I need it, no matter what.

Using fingers (or whatever else) can help beforehand. Of course, enter in slowly. Also, I've learned it seems to be less uncomfortable for me if he completely crouches over me (assuming this is in doggy. So like, he's on all fours over top of me), rather than standing straight up on his knees (but I like this better because it's sexier, I think). The angle of the penis makes a significant difference.
User avatar #210 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
thanks, gottto love talking to random strangers,
User avatar #211 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #204 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
so i cant hide a lubetube
User avatar #208 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
You couldn't keep it in a water bottle in your room? Just an idea.
#68 - irohnicly* 01/11/2014 on problem 0
#67 - having a strong back means carrying those who you care for. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2014 on problem 0
User avatar #91 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
and what if you don't care for anyone because they don't care for you?
I really really want to care but I can't because I would just end up being used.
User avatar #92 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
looks like you aint hangin with no real nigga, are you a real nigga?
User avatar #95 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
Damn right.
User avatar #68 - vedgetable (01/11/2014) [-]
irohnicly*
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1400

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - vedgetable (07/09/2014) [-]
**** your madar.
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
bet yur a soccer fan
User avatar #9 to #8 - vedgetable (10/22/2013) [-]
<<<< what makes you think that im a football fan?
User avatar #6 - semo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
hey are you online?
User avatar #7 to #6 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
like um now i am
User avatar #5 to #4 - vedgetable (05/06/2013) [-]
so i know you?
 Friends (0)