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#3927507 - hmmm that dose sound troublesum  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #3927518 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
You're troublesome
Fuck you
Nigger
#3927479 - hi ho 04/07/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#3927449 - with?  [+] (11 new replies) 04/07/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #3927496 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
I just had espresso
But it was an entire mug
A massive fucking mug
I can see sound and smell color
Everything is going to slow for me
I feel the need to build something or run
I need help
User avatar #3927517 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
That sounds bad, but can you taste the sounds and smells as well?
User avatar #3927531 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
I can taste it all
User avatar #3927565 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
Okay, you're good then....just sit still for a long time.
User avatar #3927580 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
I can't
I'm shivering
Or shaking
Or something
User avatar #3927634 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
okay, follow these steps carefully then....
1. Open the door
2. Get on the floor
3. Do the dinosaur
User avatar #3927676 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
Something went wrong on steps 5 and 6 and now there's a murder that I have to clean up and hide.
#3927718 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
I'm out....can't help you with that one.
User avatar #3927840 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh god please help me my cat is reciting Satanic chants and summoning the power of Satan from the bowels of Hell to reap Hell upon our civilization and my dog just shit all over my floor and how do I remove bloodstains from a carpet without creating a stain, because I really like the carpet because it really ties the room together but help me my nipples are turning blue and talking to me and my son is curious about my body I once accidentally kissed my sister and it gave me an erection what does this mean help me please
#3927507 - vaulthunter (04/07/2013) [-]
hmmm that dose sound troublesum
User avatar #3927518 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
You're troublesome
Fuck you
Nigger
#3927402 - sup  [+] (16 new replies) 04/07/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #3927606 - thefourthdoctor (04/07/2013) [-]
hello
#3927428 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
Hi. :D
User avatar #3927479 - vaulthunter (04/07/2013) [-]
hi ho
User avatar #3927416 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
Help me
User avatar #3927449 - vaulthunter (04/07/2013) [-]
with?
User avatar #3927496 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
I just had espresso
But it was an entire mug
A massive fucking mug
I can see sound and smell color
Everything is going to slow for me
I feel the need to build something or run
I need help
User avatar #3927517 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
That sounds bad, but can you taste the sounds and smells as well?
User avatar #3927531 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
I can taste it all
User avatar #3927565 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
Okay, you're good then....just sit still for a long time.
User avatar #3927580 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
I can't
I'm shivering
Or shaking
Or something
User avatar #3927634 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
okay, follow these steps carefully then....
1. Open the door
2. Get on the floor
3. Do the dinosaur
User avatar #3927676 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
Something went wrong on steps 5 and 6 and now there's a murder that I have to clean up and hide.
#3927718 - skitswizzle (04/07/2013) [-]
I'm out....can't help you with that one.
User avatar #3927840 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh god please help me my cat is reciting Satanic chants and summoning the power of Satan from the bowels of Hell to reap Hell upon our civilization and my dog just shit all over my floor and how do I remove bloodstains from a carpet without creating a stain, because I really like the carpet because it really ties the room together but help me my nipples are turning blue and talking to me and my son is curious about my body I once accidentally kissed my sister and it gave me an erection what does this mean help me please
#3927507 - vaulthunter (04/07/2013) [-]
hmmm that dose sound troublesum
User avatar #3927518 - poniesareghey (04/07/2013) [-]
You're troublesome
Fuck you
Nigger
#842198 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Friendly +1
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#2241768 - Picture 12/20/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#48 - I would snuggle the **** out of her  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Must...Resist +20
User avatar #163 - ningyoaijin (12/20/2012) [-]
I'd fuck the snuggle out of her.
User avatar #58 - airmanpeaches (12/20/2012) [-]
I'm the 5 times running world snuggling CHAMPION. I would snuggle her for 5 minutes before you could even comprehend the definition of SNUGGLING. RAWWW!
#2240813 - go **** yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
#2240854 - trollingxkiwi (12/20/2012) [-]
#2240631 - I know you can roll here all you what Phatoma cant con troll you now 12/20/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#2240515 - 9/11 troll 12/20/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0

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