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They were at the very rear of the line of undead, only a handful between me and them, the undead were dispatched quickly. The fear in the Necromancers' eyes shone like lanterns in the poorly lit cave, I approached slowly and vivisected the first, the second on retaliated in kind by blatsing me with negative energy with little effect.
he was quickly dispatched with the third one as a simple cleave took of both their heads. The last one was left cowering begging for her life, my cleric reached out and grabbed her by the neck and hoisted her up off the ground.

Holding her by the throat her hood came off, a half elf, she was far too young to be a full fledged mage let alone a necromancer, I tied her up and slung her over my shoulder but not before I burned the bodies of the necromancers. I returned back down the tunnel and met my group half way. They wondered about the young girl I had slung over my shoulder but kind gave them a half answer and said she wished to repent for her sins. But they didn't ask how the fuck I'd managed that feat in the first place probably due to shock of the amount of destruction I caused.

When all was said and done I had traveled 0.75 miles in the course of 6 seconds, slew hundreds of undead single handed, and claimed a wench apprentice.

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