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Video Games Played: SC5, Skyrim
Interests: Solving hard problems
Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:4/21/2013
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#26 - A fruit bowl? 09/27/2012 on This was on a math test +7
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on immortalfear's profile 0
#10 - immortalfear (09/27/2012) [-]
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2012 on immortalfear's profile 0
#8 - immortalfear (09/27/2012) [-]
#9 - varrensage (09/27/2012) [-]
#10 - immortalfear (09/27/2012) [-]
#9 - The sound inside of the uterus is louder then a vacuum cleaner… 09/26/2012 on How to calm a crying baby,... 0
#45336 - Well then, is there anything I could do that might make your b…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #45337 - dingdongsingsong (09/26/2012) [-]
Sure surprise me :)
#45334 - Happy birthday my friend. Have you had a nice day so far? …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #45335 - dingdongsingsong (09/26/2012) [-]
It has been meh...I'm celebrating it tomorrow hope that turns out good ..
Yeah sorry you had to go through that ..l
User avatar #45336 - varrensage (09/26/2012) [-]
Well then, is there anything I could do that might make your birthday any better then "meh"?
User avatar #45337 - dingdongsingsong (09/26/2012) [-]
Sure surprise me :)
#28 - Any time. 09/24/2012 on Muslims Drop 12 pounds +4
#69 - People say Borderland 2 sucks. What is wrong with it? I have n…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Why am I alone.. 0
User avatar #89 - nyangiraffe (09/24/2012) [-]
Those are the people that want the game to be easy like the first one. BL2 actually makes you play smart instead of standing in the middle of the battlefield just holding the trigger. Borderlands 2 is so much better than the first in every way.
User avatar #74 - whycanticaps (09/24/2012) [-]
people need to die in a hole
User avatar #72 - weinerdick (09/24/2012) [-]
People who say Borderlands 2 sucks are currently choking on at the very least 20 dicks at the same time
Ot's fucking awesome.
#66 - I could have. But what I said was also correct.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker 0
User avatar #85 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" it not correct English.
"Have" points to ownership - "I have 4 cards".
"Did" points to past tense - "How did you survive?".

You're asking him about his survival, but even then, it is not correct English in such a sentence.
User avatar #86 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" is** not correct English.
God damn it lol.
User avatar #135 - dustypengwin (09/24/2012) [-]
The question still hasn't been answered.. and I wanna know cuz I want hair like that. bring on the red thumbs.
User avatar #249 - leeway (09/25/2012) [-]
which question? i survived because i liked it back then and noone really cared. if you want hair like that, grow it, volume moose it, dry it pulling up the bits you want spiked up, straighten it all down, then get some extremely hard hairspray and spray it all up, then straighten it dry. i know how to do this too well for my own good :/
User avatar #251 - dustypengwin (09/25/2012) [-]
lol well I like how it looks. not sure if Id have the guts to go out with my hair like that or the time to get it cut fixed like that so for now I'll just stick to what I have until I go a bit more insane :3
#63 - Darn. My*  [+] (7 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker 0
#64 - unnicknamed (09/24/2012) [-]
You could have said "Did you mean "How did you survive?" "
User avatar #66 - varrensage (09/24/2012) [-]
I could have. But what I said was also correct.
User avatar #85 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" it not correct English.
"Have" points to ownership - "I have 4 cards".
"Did" points to past tense - "How did you survive?".

You're asking him about his survival, but even then, it is not correct English in such a sentence.
User avatar #86 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" is** not correct English.
God damn it lol.
User avatar #135 - dustypengwin (09/24/2012) [-]
The question still hasn't been answered.. and I wanna know cuz I want hair like that. bring on the red thumbs.
User avatar #249 - leeway (09/25/2012) [-]
which question? i survived because i liked it back then and noone really cared. if you want hair like that, grow it, volume moose it, dry it pulling up the bits you want spiked up, straighten it all down, then get some extremely hard hairspray and spray it all up, then straighten it dry. i know how to do this too well for my own good :/
User avatar #251 - dustypengwin (09/25/2012) [-]
lol well I like how it looks. not sure if Id have the guts to go out with my hair like that or the time to get it cut fixed like that so for now I'll just stick to what I have until I go a bit more insane :3
#62 - It is how I speak. I do not know how I messed up me sentence, …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker 0
User avatar #63 - varrensage (09/24/2012) [-]
Darn. My*
#64 - unnicknamed (09/24/2012) [-]
You could have said "Did you mean "How did you survive?" "
User avatar #66 - varrensage (09/24/2012) [-]
I could have. But what I said was also correct.
User avatar #85 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" it not correct English.
"Have" points to ownership - "I have 4 cards".
"Did" points to past tense - "How did you survive?".

You're asking him about his survival, but even then, it is not correct English in such a sentence.
User avatar #86 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" is** not correct English.
God damn it lol.
User avatar #135 - dustypengwin (09/24/2012) [-]
The question still hasn't been answered.. and I wanna know cuz I want hair like that. bring on the red thumbs.
User avatar #249 - leeway (09/25/2012) [-]
which question? i survived because i liked it back then and noone really cared. if you want hair like that, grow it, volume moose it, dry it pulling up the bits you want spiked up, straighten it all down, then get some extremely hard hairspray and spray it all up, then straighten it dry. i know how to do this too well for my own good :/
User avatar #251 - dustypengwin (09/25/2012) [-]
lol well I like how it looks. not sure if Id have the guts to go out with my hair like that or the time to get it cut fixed like that so for now I'll just stick to what I have until I go a bit more insane :3
#58 - Are you meaning to ask "How have you survived?"  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker 0
#60 - unnicknamed (09/24/2012) [-]
I think you accidently the whole sentence.
User avatar #62 - varrensage (09/24/2012) [-]
It is how I speak. I do not know how I messed up me sentence, care to help me out?
User avatar #63 - varrensage (09/24/2012) [-]
Darn. My*
#64 - unnicknamed (09/24/2012) [-]
You could have said "Did you mean "How did you survive?" "
User avatar #66 - varrensage (09/24/2012) [-]
I could have. But what I said was also correct.
User avatar #85 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" it not correct English.
"Have" points to ownership - "I have 4 cards".
"Did" points to past tense - "How did you survive?".

You're asking him about his survival, but even then, it is not correct English in such a sentence.
User avatar #86 - mrwayne (09/24/2012) [-]
"How have you survived" is** not correct English.
God damn it lol.
User avatar #135 - dustypengwin (09/24/2012) [-]
The question still hasn't been answered.. and I wanna know cuz I want hair like that. bring on the red thumbs.
User avatar #249 - leeway (09/25/2012) [-]
which question? i survived because i liked it back then and noone really cared. if you want hair like that, grow it, volume moose it, dry it pulling up the bits you want spiked up, straighten it all down, then get some extremely hard hairspray and spray it all up, then straighten it dry. i know how to do this too well for my own good :/
User avatar #251 - dustypengwin (09/25/2012) [-]
lol well I like how it looks. not sure if Id have the guts to go out with my hair like that or the time to get it cut fixed like that so for now I'll just stick to what I have until I go a bit more insane :3
#22 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Muslims Drop 12 pounds +53
User avatar #27 - vikingfaen (09/24/2012) [-]
I fucking laughed my ass off. Thank you for brightening up my day.
User avatar #28 - varrensage (09/24/2012) [-]
Any time.
#21 - Comment deleted 09/24/2012 on Muslims Drop 12 pounds 0
#76 - This is how I lost my thumbing rights. 09/24/2012 on how to scare your stoner... 0
#168 - It seems as if they left the shark black and white. 09/24/2012 on Black & White Pictures... +1
#345 - I have three. I keep the other two as a sort of remembrance of… 09/24/2012 on XBox 360 Funeral 0
#157 - Picture 09/24/2012 on PSYduck +13
#101 - Picture 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
#46 - Picture 09/23/2012 on spain and mexico = same thing 0
#79 - Well, that was depressing. 09/23/2012 on Feel Time Students 0
#152 - Picture 09/23/2012 on Remember These? +1
#885 - No, right here. You found a use for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on 1 year 0
User avatar #886 - immortalfear (09/22/2012) [-]
Dont be a smartass! xD
#154897 - here you go. 09/22/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#883 - Why? You found one.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2012 on 1 year +1
User avatar #884 - immortalfear (09/22/2012) [-]
Nope xD
User avatar #885 - varrensage (09/22/2012) [-]
No, right here. You found a use for it.
User avatar #886 - immortalfear (09/22/2012) [-]
Dont be a smartass! xD

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#37 - immortalfear (10/24/2012) [-]
If you don't get your ass back on here.
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