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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/15/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Slovakia
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latest user's comments

#3 - #deep 06/08/2015 on Building Friendships 0
#1 - game?  [+] (34 new replies) 06/08/2015 on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... 0
User avatar #7 - mrshrapnel (06/08/2015) [-]
Iron dioxide.
User avatar #8 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Rust is Fe2O3.H2O
#9 - mrshrapnel (06/08/2015) [-]
Damm thats a lot more complicated than i expected, thanks for clarifying,
User avatar #11 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
You somehow managed to guess a very rare compound, that's what got my attention. You can only get iron dioxide with Fe4+ which isn't common.
User avatar #17 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
Why are you explaining Chemistry?

Thats not your job
User avatar #21 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
There, I fucking did it. Did you stop me? Did anyone stop me? I didn't fucking think so! You can't clip the wings of this free spirit motherfucker.
User avatar #22 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
You ok there man?
User avatar #23 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
I... yeah. Yeah I'm ok.
User avatar #24 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
Only i was writing a reply and then you sorta broke down
User avatar #25 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
I'm.... having my period?
User avatar #26 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
Now even if i wasn't a biologist i would know that's impossible
User avatar #27 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Whoa whoa, you're a biologist? What field?
User avatar #28 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
Microbiology specializing in Virology
User avatar #29 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Amazing field to get into. I've only ever touched on virology a little in uni. Eventually became a boring old molecular biologist though.
User avatar #30 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
Huh you guys are few and far between over here, work anywhere interesting?

I'm working in a hospital lab atm
User avatar #32 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
I've been working at the same place for as long as I remember. I have travelled a bit to do lectures but that's the most amount of excitement I get.
User avatar #33 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
Ah sure, probs better than mine,high point of my work day is swabbing the agar plates
User avatar #34 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong. I love working here, I wouldn't trade it for anything else. I know a few virologists. Always see them next to either a blender or a centrifuge.
User avatar #35 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
In a hospital lab there isn't much to do, get sample and identify asap then repeat with new sample.

Some of the shit we see is so damn weird, had a case of disseminated histoplasmosis, turned out it was on his dick

I mean how long do you have to go with out practising basic hygiene to get A fungus growing there let alone one found most often in the lungs?

User avatar #36 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Oh jesus. That kind of imagery is exactly why I never pursued biomedical fields.
User avatar #31 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
I'm working in a university lab for the wellcome trust.
User avatar #37 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
Tell me about it, i thought it would be all noble, helping and healing people

Then you find out its dick-fungus and hepatitis
User avatar #38 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Look on the bright side. You gain experiences in which you will never forget.
User avatar #39 - phantomi (06/08/2015) [-]
No-one could forget dick-fungus

But yeah, its a good job and i have so many good stories too, if only i could tell them in polite company
User avatar #20 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
The main characteristic of baroque music is the large emphasis on strings with very few woodwind instruments involved. Baroque music became more instrumental after the church became more accepting of non religious music during that era. The involvement of a harpsichord is characteristic in this movement.
User avatar #19 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Besides, I'm not paid for this. I'm a charity so I do whatever the fuck I want. I'll explain characteristics of the music in the baroque movement if really fucking want to. What are you going to do about it?
User avatar #18 - bioexplain (06/08/2015) [-]
Electron valence and bonding of metal ions is part of biology too. There are very few concepts in chemistry that isn't involved in biology.
User avatar #12 - mrshrapnel (06/08/2015) [-]
Even a broken clock can get the time right once or twice a day.
#5 - failanator (06/08/2015) [-]
it is legacy ( super alfa) rust
User avatar #4 - elmilius (06/08/2015) [-]
it is rust before they reworked it
User avatar #6 - loganmadder (06/08/2015) [-]
Haven't played Rust in Fooorreeeever, How much did they rework it?
User avatar #13 - vincatvangogh (06/08/2015) [-]
Looks prettier, but it's still unbalanced as fuck.
#2 - whiteniggers (06/08/2015) [-]
no fucking idea, but my guess is rust?
User avatar #3 - latadam (06/08/2015) [-]
Rust.
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User avatar #6 - vandark (06/07/2015) [-]
ok so i tried that link and it's not a working site...
User avatar #5 - vandark (06/07/2015) [-]
i dont know if that shit is real. just typed down some shit

ihavenoideawhatamidoin.com
#10 - 100% fake... CS:GO has been released 3 years ago. And still profiting. 06/07/2015 on The hype train is ongoing -1
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