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#354 - Dreamcast 1998-2000 we will never forget you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on ps2 mustard race +2
User avatar #403 - docxy (07/05/2014) [-]
or your cool memory cards
#668 - Pornography in my ass 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#147 - Man it's not against you, but this is propaganda because : …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Allahu Akbørk 0
User avatar #153 - usarmyexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
Israel acts in self defense, going after military and terrorist targets in Palestine. They also bulldoze the home of any suicide bomber, and I think that's great

And yes, there have been terrorist training camps discovered in the US, some operate for years before they are discovered. The fact is, that it is legal to train to use a weapon and run through various shooting scenarios. There are terrorist training camps operating at this moment.
#27 - Yeah, but most of them are,and whatever,their are weird …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Allahu Akbørk 0
User avatar #131 - usarmyexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Historically yes. Past religions were some really fucked up shit. But the thing about it is that Islam still does the same shit. They have a holy war declared against us nonbelievers, and several of my friends have holy kill orders on their heads.
Large sections of the world live under the law of "convert or die"

Sure, ever religion has its share of radicals, even atheism has has radicals one guy told me to my face that anyone that believes in any god should be killed . The thing about Islam, is that even it's moderate members support the actions of its radical members. Their religion requires them to terrorize and kill nonbelievers.

The Threat of Islam

User avatar #147 - valygomu (07/05/2014) [-]
Man it's not against you, but this is propaganda because :

-First the people in this video are no muslim,they are politician and terrorist who claim to do it in the name of god to get support from the religious people in their country,and the religious people in their country are muslims.
-Second they are false affirmation in some documents,they show an article that speak about,how french government was helpless against the evil islamist gang who rules in some parts of french city like Marseille,the thing is,I was born in Marseille and l lived their for 18 years,no such thing is true.
-Three,they talk about what palestinian did to Israelian,but not what Israel did to Palestine.
-Four,do you really think that the US government will let terrorist training camp in their fucking country ?
I think that if such thing would even try to be organized,everyone who's implicated in it would be sent to fucking guantanamo.
Please understand that I'm not a muslim,and that I'm not a USA hater or an occident hater ( as I said I'm French)
User avatar #153 - usarmyexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
Israel acts in self defense, going after military and terrorist targets in Palestine. They also bulldoze the home of any suicide bomber, and I think that's great

And yes, there have been terrorist training camps discovered in the US, some operate for years before they are discovered. The fact is, that it is legal to train to use a weapon and run through various shooting scenarios. There are terrorist training camps operating at this moment.
#24 - No it is in history books and newspapers,christians had killed…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Allahu Akbørk +3
User avatar #25 - usarmyexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Except not all chrisitans are catholic. Catholicism is really a pagan religion, where they just changed the names of all the Roman gods and called it Christianity. Most of what is taught and believed by catholics is dogma.
User avatar #27 - valygomu (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but most of them are,and whatever,their are weird shits and crazy extremists in all fucking religions but you always chose to speak about how bad islam is,but other religion are at least as fucked up
User avatar #131 - usarmyexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Historically yes. Past religions were some really fucked up shit. But the thing about it is that Islam still does the same shit. They have a holy war declared against us nonbelievers, and several of my friends have holy kill orders on their heads.
Large sections of the world live under the law of "convert or die"

Sure, ever religion has its share of radicals, even atheism has has radicals one guy told me to my face that anyone that believes in any god should be killed . The thing about Islam, is that even it's moderate members support the actions of its radical members. Their religion requires them to terrorize and kill nonbelievers.

The Threat of Islam

User avatar #147 - valygomu (07/05/2014) [-]
Man it's not against you, but this is propaganda because :

-First the people in this video are no muslim,they are politician and terrorist who claim to do it in the name of god to get support from the religious people in their country,and the religious people in their country are muslims.
-Second they are false affirmation in some documents,they show an article that speak about,how french government was helpless against the evil islamist gang who rules in some parts of french city like Marseille,the thing is,I was born in Marseille and l lived their for 18 years,no such thing is true.
-Three,they talk about what palestinian did to Israelian,but not what Israel did to Palestine.
-Four,do you really think that the US government will let terrorist training camp in their fucking country ?
I think that if such thing would even try to be organized,everyone who's implicated in it would be sent to fucking guantanamo.
Please understand that I'm not a muslim,and that I'm not a USA hater or an occident hater ( as I said I'm French)
User avatar #153 - usarmyexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
Israel acts in self defense, going after military and terrorist targets in Palestine. They also bulldoze the home of any suicide bomber, and I think that's great

And yes, there have been terrorist training camps discovered in the US, some operate for years before they are discovered. The fact is, that it is legal to train to use a weapon and run through various shooting scenarios. There are terrorist training camps operating at this moment.
#22 - ******* children and make it a religion lol remin…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Allahu Akbørk 0
#23 - usarmyexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Molest children and kill the nonbeliever is nowhere in the bible.
User avatar #24 - valygomu (07/04/2014) [-]
No it is in history books and newspapers,christians had killed countless "heretics" in the name of god and the vatican had covered countless affairs about pedophilia inside their order.
Muslims and Christians believe pretty much in the same thing but can't get allong with each others because christians see muslims as fuckers and vice versa
User avatar #25 - usarmyexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Except not all chrisitans are catholic. Catholicism is really a pagan religion, where they just changed the names of all the Roman gods and called it Christianity. Most of what is taught and believed by catholics is dogma.
User avatar #27 - valygomu (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but most of them are,and whatever,their are weird shits and crazy extremists in all fucking religions but you always chose to speak about how bad islam is,but other religion are at least as fucked up
User avatar #131 - usarmyexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Historically yes. Past religions were some really fucked up shit. But the thing about it is that Islam still does the same shit. They have a holy war declared against us nonbelievers, and several of my friends have holy kill orders on their heads.
Large sections of the world live under the law of "convert or die"

Sure, ever religion has its share of radicals, even atheism has has radicals one guy told me to my face that anyone that believes in any god should be killed . The thing about Islam, is that even it's moderate members support the actions of its radical members. Their religion requires them to terrorize and kill nonbelievers.

The Threat of Islam

User avatar #147 - valygomu (07/05/2014) [-]
Man it's not against you, but this is propaganda because :

-First the people in this video are no muslim,they are politician and terrorist who claim to do it in the name of god to get support from the religious people in their country,and the religious people in their country are muslims.
-Second they are false affirmation in some documents,they show an article that speak about,how french government was helpless against the evil islamist gang who rules in some parts of french city like Marseille,the thing is,I was born in Marseille and l lived their for 18 years,no such thing is true.
-Three,they talk about what palestinian did to Israelian,but not what Israel did to Palestine.
-Four,do you really think that the US government will let terrorist training camp in their fucking country ?
I think that if such thing would even try to be organized,everyone who's implicated in it would be sent to fucking guantanamo.
Please understand that I'm not a muslim,and that I'm not a USA hater or an occident hater ( as I said I'm French)
User avatar #153 - usarmyexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
Israel acts in self defense, going after military and terrorist targets in Palestine. They also bulldoze the home of any suicide bomber, and I think that's great

And yes, there have been terrorist training camps discovered in the US, some operate for years before they are discovered. The fact is, that it is legal to train to use a weapon and run through various shooting scenarios. There are terrorist training camps operating at this moment.
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#11 - Picture  [+] (49 new replies) 07/04/2014 on movies... +95
#91 - shadowbreech (07/04/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who uses the Zweihander? It's a slow weapon but when you learn the timing and enhance it, it's one deadly motherfucker
#94 - XxXRoxasXxX (07/04/2014) [-]
No. No you are not
#80 - madmanransom (07/04/2014) [-]
And then guess what happens just as you finally get across the last set of pendulums?
User avatar #57 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
Damnit, I just posted "me in sens fortress"
Oh well.
#51 - alhiniath (07/04/2014) [-]
#54 - invertedcreeper (07/04/2014) [-]
On my first run that happened to me, - the white phantom and it was the snake mage lightning spell
#36 - deliciousdee (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 - huffe (07/04/2014) [-]
i was thinking of doing a drake-sword only run. how feasable do you guys think it is?
User avatar #29 - admiralen (07/04/2014) [-]
ofcourse its feasible, boring and slow but feasible
User avatar #41 - huffe (07/04/2014) [-]
as boring as a thorns set only run?
User avatar #79 - admiralen (07/04/2014) [-]
probably more boring since a thornrun is much more unique and different playstyle
User avatar #83 - huffe (07/04/2014) [-]
true dat
User avatar #19 - nocta (07/04/2014) [-]
>drake sword

casul
#22 - walcorn (07/04/2014) [-]
#82 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Giantdad has grown too old for combat.
User avatar #99 - walcorn (07/04/2014) [-]
And use the fucking Blossom Kite shield.
It weighs .5 less, is more like the good old GCS, and also refills stamina.
User avatar #95 - walcorn (07/04/2014) [-]
Is this made from a fucking Deprived starting class?
Hate to break it to you, but the knight class can get all these stats, and still have 5 more points to spare before reaching level 150.
User avatar #97 - walcorn (07/04/2014) [-]
And Fire in that case is a bad choice.
Most armours have a higher Fire resistance than Lightning, making Lightning do more damage on average
User avatar #113 - sirstephen (07/08/2014) [-]
Starting Class - Knight

that is the starting class for maskodon
and if you know that i'm sorry nobody said and thing.
User avatar #114 - walcorn (07/08/2014) [-]


good you know your classes
User avatar #115 - sirstephen (07/08/2014) [-]
ya i found where the build came from.

darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/PvP+Builds

there is a lot of different builds in there some have pictures most don't.
User avatar #116 - walcorn (07/08/2014) [-]
yeah i saw it there yesterday
User avatar #117 - sirstephen (07/08/2014) [-]
ah OK i just like to help out around the site when links are not given out.

im no surcerer but i like to help.
User avatar #21 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
especially THERE

I had a +10 claymore at that point...
#27 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
>Claymore
Get out of here you basic fucking bitch
User avatar #65 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #66 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Because everyone who has ever even heard of Dark Souls uses the claymore
User avatar #67 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
Because it is a good weapon lol

claymore, falchion ,great scythe are all commonly used and good PVE weapons
User avatar #68 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Then how about you stop being casul and pick up a REAL weapon
User avatar #69 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
"stop using things i dont like"
User avatar #70 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
"I'm a little babby who has to use guides"
User avatar #71 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
i never used a guide

i found weapons i liked and used them
User avatar #73 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Well then its time to use a different one
User avatar #74 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #76 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Because git gud
User avatar #77 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
why am i bad for using a good weapon

Hell, estocs, rapiers, black knight weapons, and just about everything except whips must be "bad weapons" in your book..
User avatar #78 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
"Black Knight weapons" those are actually really bad
User avatar #81 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
not the halberd

or the greatsword

they are both great
User avatar #84 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
They're barely usable unless you pump points into endurance, dexterity, and strength, which leaves you vulnerable in vitality. Also you cant buff them
User avatar #86 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
PVE, bruh

Have you ever tried killing quelaag with black knight halberd with red tearstone ring? 3 shots and shes dead
User avatar #89 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Who still has troubles with PvP?
User avatar #93 - drastronomy (07/04/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #33 - isradam (07/04/2014) [-]
You say that but it takes skill to get to, say, NG+6 using only drake sword.
User avatar #35 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Fully upgraded drake sword has actually pretty good base damage and moveset, both one and twohanded. The real challange is using whips.
User avatar #48 - isradam (07/04/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase what I said: try doing pvp at those levels with just the Drake sword, in a world where you have giantdads rolling all over the place
User avatar #52 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Nigga, I do PvP with whips, its all about how you use your weapon, no weapon is truly shitty, not even the basic dagger Except the stone greatsword, thats platinum shit
User avatar #53 - isradam (07/04/2014) [-]
What if I go barehanded?
User avatar #55 - easternigguh (07/04/2014) [-]
Then your opponent is most likely gonna if he's not a complete fuckwad do the same, and you punch each other for a while until one of you gets bored and jumps off a cliff
User avatar #38 - Encarna (07/04/2014) [-]
The problem with the drake sword is that it doesn't scale, so all it has is its base damage. +5 only deals 300 damage, which I suppose isn't completely terrible but because of the lack of scaling basically every weapon will eventually out do it once leveled to a similar level.
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