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#2159502 - Yes, there's no reason it shouldn't be 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2159496 - I suppose you have a point  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2159500 - fimirae (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm just permanently paranoid though.
#2159479 - You do understand that they have almost no permenant effect on… 09/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#2159445 - Because he was God's gift to man and he plans to let everyone here him 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2159442 - I'm talking about smoking weed or taking acid every once in aw…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2159453 - floran (09/11/2014) [-]
Weed is as dangerous as a kitty with socks on it's paws.
and acid doesn't make people addicted, plus you are pretty conscious of your surroundings( not like shrooms, fucking hate people who think acid is like shrooms)

I thought you were referring to all popular drugs, those you get everywhere.
My favorite is cocaine, best effect ever.
#2159435 - Yes, I just get agitated when people think doing any drug is l… 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2159426 - That's why I said stupid about it Don't take drugs if you …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2159436 - slytendencies (09/11/2014) [-]
Sometimes it's not about being stupid with it, there's so many variables to it.
#2159419 - Gotta get leveled 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2159415 - Holy **** I can't tell if everyone here is as stu…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2159467 - fimirae (09/11/2014) [-]
I don't care what people do in what quantity, but if someone I love takes drugs there's not a lot you can do to stop me from being worried. Doesn't matter if it's a one-off or if the drug is harmless, I am going to worry.
User avatar #2159496 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
I suppose you have a point
User avatar #2159500 - fimirae (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm just permanently paranoid though.
User avatar #2159443 - abyx (09/11/2014) [-]
They're still fucking unhealthy, like cigarettes or alcohol.
Don't get overly d.efensive about what is literally a form of self harm.
User avatar #2159479 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
You do understand that they have almost no permenant effect on people right? Unless I suppose you smoke a shit ton everyday, even then its not that bad for you
User avatar #2159447 - slytendencies (09/11/2014) [-]
If we're getting that loose with the definition of self-harm, then breathing is self-harm
User avatar #2159449 - abyx (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't be an idiot.
User avatar #2159452 - slytendencies (09/11/2014) [-]
The oxygenation of blood is what leads to most natural deaths.

Which is a result from breathing in oxygen.

Thus, breathing is self-harm
User avatar #2159454 - abyx (09/11/2014) [-]
Right, yeah, because breathing is voluntary...
User avatar #2159462 - slytendencies (09/11/2014) [-]
Technically, it doesn't have to be, but that's not the point

My point is that unless you are doing it for the sole purpose of harming yourself, it isn't self harm.

If someone falls off their bike and hits their head, is it self harm?

Of course not. They didn't intend to get hurt. That's just called getting hurt.
#2159431 - floran (09/11/2014) [-]
They do can kill you if you combine them, overdose, or have so health issue.

I think I had done more different drugs than most people here...but I dont become addict to none of them mostly cos I prefer the money
User avatar #2159442 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm talking about smoking weed or taking acid every once in awhile
That has little to no danger or damage
User avatar #2159453 - floran (09/11/2014) [-]
Weed is as dangerous as a kitty with socks on it's paws.
and acid doesn't make people addicted, plus you are pretty conscious of your surroundings( not like shrooms, fucking hate people who think acid is like shrooms)

I thought you were referring to all popular drugs, those you get everywhere.
My favorite is cocaine, best effect ever.
User avatar #2159429 - flobberbuckett (09/11/2014) [-]
r u ok
User avatar #2159435 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I just get agitated when people think doing any drug is like doing meth or cocaine
User avatar #2159422 - onlyonehotspur (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm addicted to swag
User avatar #2159421 - slytendencies (09/11/2014) [-]
Well, not physically addicted, anyway.
User avatar #2159426 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
That's why I said stupid about it
Don't take drugs if you aren't capable of controlling yourself
User avatar #2159436 - slytendencies (09/11/2014) [-]
Sometimes it's not about being stupid with it, there's so many variables to it.
#2159391 - Way 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2159388 - Well its been going smoothly for 2 months, so hopefully it sta…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2159391 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Way
#2159371 - I honestly can't even comprehend breaking it off at this point…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2159374 - yasuri (09/11/2014) [-]
The only thing you need to do is recognize when it's getting out of hand.
User avatar #2159388 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Well its been going smoothly for 2 months, so hopefully it stays that was
User avatar #2159391 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Way
#2159361 - That's a dumb reason Because it doesn't, only reeeeeeally …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2159365 - yasuri (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing.
I know I can be confident and it'll be okay, but as soon as I start, I still feel like I'm being wrong. Or fake. Isn't right.
#2159349 - I'm in a love triangle and it sucks dick for the most part  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2159360 - yasuri (09/11/2014) [-]
Those are terrible.
Whenever I find myself even close to a situation like that now, I stop.
I don't feel like anyone wins in those.
User avatar #2159371 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
I honestly can't even comprehend breaking it off at this point. I'm just waiting it out since nobody knows bout me and her except us
User avatar #2159374 - yasuri (09/11/2014) [-]
The only thing you need to do is recognize when it's getting out of hand.
User avatar #2159388 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Well its been going smoothly for 2 months, so hopefully it stays that was
User avatar #2159391 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Way
#2158679 - Wow 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2158654 - I cannot express how much it turns me on when she moans 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2158646 - See ya 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2158642 - Eyup, I feel ya 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2158638 - Maybe... But that's not the only case 09/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#2158635 - TFW want to keep a Snapchat but you forget to screenshot  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2158652 - jasperr (09/11/2014) [-]
snapsave
User avatar #2158637 - mikli (09/11/2014) [-]
tfw considering to screenshot but might seem creepy
User avatar #2158636 - microbrony (09/11/2014) [-]
was it nudes?
User avatar #2158638 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Maybe... But that's not the only case
#2158630 - Such is life 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2158629 - Dudes like moaning  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2158643 - xerros (09/11/2014) [-]
then I am the 1%
User avatar #2158639 - mikli (09/11/2014) [-]
sometimes I tab out and just listen instead of watching
User avatar #2158642 - valve (09/11/2014) [-]
Eyup, I feel ya
#2158625 - You'd be surprised 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#2158590 - You should 09/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#4548 - Well bears are 4/4s on Tarkir tho  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on lightarcanine's profile 0
User avatar #4549 - lightarcanine (09/10/2014) [-]
A bear and a half

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#667 - lightarcanine (11/01/2014) [-]
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
User avatar #668 to #667 - valve (11/01/2014) [-]
Hella bruski, and spooky night to you too
#669 to #668 - lightarcanine (11/02/2014) [-]
So yeah. You ready to go back to Zenditarkir in Fate Reforged and Dragons of Tarkir?
User avatar #670 to #669 - valve (11/02/2014) [-]
Well yeah but I doubt they're printing any of the dumb **** from that set
User avatar #671 to #670 - lightarcanine (11/03/2014) [-]
Caw-Blade's gonna be back in Standard, kiddos.
User avatar #672 to #671 - valve (11/10/2014) [-]
my nightmares are coming true
User avatar #673 to #672 - lightarcanine (11/11/2014) [-]
NOW WITH MORE THOUGHTSEIZE
User avatar #674 to #673 - valve (11/15/2014) [-]
esper deathblade, but with treasure cruise? what is this legacy?
User avatar #675 to #674 - lightarcanine (11/15/2014) [-]
GET YOUR DUALS READY, KIDDOS
User avatar #663 to #662 - valve (10/15/2014) [-]
Abzan in a nutshell
User avatar #664 to #663 - lightarcanine (10/16/2014) [-]
You're alive!

Sup?
User avatar #665 to #664 - valve (10/18/2014) [-]
Oh sorry bruski, I just haven't gotten on the internet lately
User avatar #666 to #665 - lightarcanine (10/18/2014) [-]
I understand, brah
#637 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
So how'd pre-release treat you?
User avatar #660 to #637 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, its a decent sized store
User avatar #661 to #660 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
What's the name?
User avatar #638 to #637 - valve (09/21/2014) [-]
Super good
6 fetches, and almost all the Temur stuff I was looking for for my deck
User avatar #639 to #638 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
How many did you go to?
User avatar #640 to #639 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
2 but my brother joined in them
User avatar #641 to #640 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
You have a good time?
User avatar #642 to #641 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Hell yeah
User avatar #643 to #642 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Kickass. Pull any Sultai stuff?
User avatar #645 to #643 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Oh I also got a foil Temur Charm
User avatar #647 to #645 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Muh Mana Leak
User avatar #644 to #643 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
An ascendany and some charms, I'm actually pretty happy about those pulls
User avatar #646 to #644 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
My seeded pack was the ascendency. No Sidisi, though :c
User avatar #648 to #646 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
I actually didn't see anyone with one
User avatar #649 to #648 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Someone said they pulled one, but I never saw it.
User avatar #650 to #649 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
I saw more pack pulled foil Anafenzas
User avatar #651 to #650 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
How many???
User avatar #652 to #651 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
2
Still more than 0
User avatar #653 to #652 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
That's a very good point.

How many people were at yours?
User avatar #654 to #653 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
50-60 at both
User avatar #655 to #654 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty good size. I only had the time to make 1 of 3 :/
User avatar #656 to #655 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
I would've made it to 3 but the last one was canceled cause they didn't have any more boxes left
User avatar #657 to #656 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Hot damn.

You guys had a midnight releast?
User avatar #658 to #657 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, 5 total. Midnight on Friday night and then one at Noon and 5 on Sunday and Saturday
User avatar #659 to #658 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Jesus H, man.
#633 - lightarcanine (09/16/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/DAIMd#gUl5RHD

"Stolen collection found in trash bags under a porch."
#634 to #633 - valve (09/17/2014) [-]
That foil scalding tarn though
That foil scalding tarn though
#635 to #634 - lightarcanine (09/17/2014) [-]
So a judge gets his promo lands...
User avatar #628 - mrrandomness (09/06/2014) [-]
nice snag on that username m8o
User avatar #629 to #628 - valve (09/06/2014) [-]
Ty
User avatar #626 - lightarcanine (09/05/2014) [-]
Is Plains confirmed for Khans?
User avatar #627 to #626 - valve (09/05/2014) [-]
Hmmm?
User avatar #610 to #609 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Holy ******* ****
That's amazing
#612 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Also have this.
User avatar #611 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
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Here's what we got so far. I just want to see my ability and Khan ;n;
User avatar #613 to #611 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I've been paying attention to it. I like the Outlast ability
User avatar #614 to #613 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
It's pretty neat.

Prowess has me turned on the most, though. I love combat tricks.
User avatar #615 to #614 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Too bad its mainly blue
User avatar #616 to #615 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
As much as I dislike Blue, I love the mechanic.
User avatar #617 to #616 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Still be better in green
Pump spells ftw
User avatar #618 to #617 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. But Red has Titan's Strength and White's got protection.
User avatar #619 to #618 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Ooor you could just run bug pump :3
User avatar #620 to #619 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Well I'm gonna be running Sultai anyways (Sounds so much better than BUG), so I think I just might.
User avatar #621 to #620 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Boon of erbos gonna do work
User avatar #636 to #621 - erbos (09/19/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #622 to #621 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
*prays for Giant Growth reprint so he doesn't have to use Gather Courage*
User avatar #623 to #622 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Sadly probably not happening
User avatar #624 to #623 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
This would be the first time it hasn't, wouldn't it?

The only Standard without Giant Growth?
User avatar #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/mm/metamorphosis

Okay, holy **** . Big changes.
1) Blocks are now two sets in length. One large set, one small.
2) There will be two blocks released every year.
3) No more Core Sets.
4) Standard will rotate every 18 months.
#606 to #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
Changes take effect fall 2015
Changes take effect fall 2015
#599 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
What's good?
User avatar #600 to #599 - valve (08/19/2014) [-]
Pretty awesome. School's short, I have a wonderful girlfriend, and I have a lot to look forward to
Life is ******* good man
User avatar #601 to #600 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
So you've started school back up, then?
User avatar #602 to #601 - valve (08/19/2014) [-]
Yup, I have a total of 4 classes
User avatar #603 to #602 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
Kickass, man. Senior year is so easy. Enjoy the **** out of it.
User avatar #604 to #603 - valve (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh I plan too
#597 - lightarcanine (08/16/2014) [-]
>Finish Norin EDH deck
>On Draw
>T1
>Mountain, Norin
>T2
>Mountain, Null Rod
>T3
>Mountain, Pyretic Ritual, Seething song, Fork seething song, Reverberate Fork, Geosurge, Gauntlet of Might, Warstorm Surge
>T4
>Mycosynth Lattice
User avatar #598 to #597 - valve (08/16/2014) [-]
Pls
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#557 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
>Game 2, I'm up a game
>Playing against Bant
>Stuck on 4 lands
>Opponent Drops Elspeth, kills my Desecration Demon
>Drop Master of the Feast
>Erebos gets put in the Time-Out Ball
>Swing with master, opponent at 4
>He gains 1 from Nyx-Fleece Ram
>Makes more Soldiers
>Swing with Master again
>Sphinx's Rev for 6
>Golgari Charm the Detention Sphere
gg
User avatar #578 to #557 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
That's what we call, no spot removal
User avatar #579 to #578 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
"178 Mana or so"
User avatar #580 to #579 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes, a 1 of Clan Defiance doesn't sound too bad
User avatar #581 to #580 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
brb making stupid Clan Defiance deck
User avatar #583 to #581 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I made a r/g devotion with one in it to play test, surprisingly works well
User avatar #584 to #583 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I remember back when i played Gruul
It was bad.
User avatar #585 to #584 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Well yeah, it was one of your first decks right? It'd be crazy if it was actually good good
User avatar #586 to #585 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That's a good point.

It was fun, though. Made cool things happen.
User avatar #587 to #586 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly that deck was a lot better than most peoples first decks too
User avatar #588 to #587 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, I played Pokémon for a long time.
User avatar #589 to #588 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah past card game experience does help
User avatar #590 to #589 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
What all have you played?
User avatar #591 to #590 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Lol none, buty other friends who played yugioh got in it a bit faster than I did
User avatar #592 to #591 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
YuGiOh is kinda fun
User avatar #593 to #592 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I decided not to ever get in more than 1 card game
User avatar #594 to #593 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That's a good idea. I'm trying to keep some of me in Pokémon, but I vastly prefer Magic.
User avatar #558 to #557 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Siiiick tech
User avatar #582 to #558 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I made a r/g devotion with one in it to play test, surprisingly works well
User avatar #559 to #558 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
So did you go to FNM?
User avatar #560 to #559 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
No... I had to work for my friend which really sucked because I was looking forward to it all week
User avatar #561 to #560 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I hate that, man. But hey, you helped out a friend and that's important. What'd you have to do?
User avatar #562 to #561 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I just had to take his shift, that was coincidentally from 6-10
User avatar #563 to #562 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Holla holla at least.
User avatar #564 to #563 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Money's always nice but I want those sacred hours not tainted, I just wanna play card games (((((
User avatar #565 to #564 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
What do you play in Standard right now?
User avatar #566 to #565 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Mono Green
Its ****** rockin
User avatar #567 to #566 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Turn 2 Primordial?
User avatar #568 to #567 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Not the Devotion one if that's what you mean, its more centered around Chord of Calling
User avatar #569 to #568 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #570 to #569 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Its always funny to see peoples reaction when I respond with tapping all my mana and guys and get a Primordial in at the end of their turn
User avatar #571 to #570 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I want to see that happen so bad right now.
User avatar #572 to #571 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Its honestly surprising how often I actually get to do it too
User avatar #573 to #572 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
It's like Burst of Strength on your Desecration Demon
User avatar #574 to #573 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
I love that you play that card, I wanted it to have potential and you've proved to me single handedly it has it
User avatar #575 to #574 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't see how it can't have potential. In my opinion, it's the best combat trick in Standard.
User avatar #576 to #575 - valve (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh I agree, its just that combat tricks usually aren't efficient enough to be played in competitive formats
#577 to #576 - lightarcanine (08/02/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, on Cockatrice...
User avatar #553 - lightarcanine (07/31/2014) [-]
Retraction Helix + Midnight Guard + Purphoros + Ornithopter

I win
User avatar #554 to #553 - valve (07/31/2014) [-]
Huh, didn't even think about that
User avatar #555 to #554 - lightarcanine (07/31/2014) [-]
Trips get
User avatar #556 to #555 - valve (07/31/2014) [-]
Wowoow, steelin muh thundar
#550 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
>Playing Jhoira against Glissa, the Traitor
>Down to 2 life, opponent at 32
>He's gonna win next turn
>Bribery out his Blightsteel
>Overload Cyclonic Rift
>Lightning Greaves
gg no re
User avatar #551 to #550 - valve (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn son
User avatar #549 to #548 - valve (07/09/2014) [-]
Put a necrotic sliver in
Continuous vindicate on a stick
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