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#5047 - Dragonlord Atakari tho I'm feeling it  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2015 on lightarcanine's profile 0
User avatar #5049 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh shit just saw Atarka

She looks fly as fuck.
#5048 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
I think you're excited about the wrong thing here.
User avatar #5050 - valve (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need to see that on spoilers before I even think about crying in the shower
User avatar #5051 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
Standard wouldn't be warped too badly.
User avatar #5052 - valve (03/06/2015) [-]
No but I don't feel we need force. I suppose its pretty flavorful, but it gives modern access to it too
User avatar #5053 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
Printing Force in a Modern or Standard-legal set would be the end of both formats.
#4 - Yes, keep believing that  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on hl3 confirmed +1
User avatar #5 - charagrin (03/04/2015) [-]
I trust you, bb. Want my credit card and social security numbers?
#18 - Yeah ****** right we're fun 03/03/2015 on Valve Employee Handbook +33
#2713777 - Eat food and sleep  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2713783 - lightningunicorn (03/03/2015) [-]
ate food but too early to sleep
#2713755 - Oh wow 03/03/2015 on Friendly +1
#2713747 - And no one will 03/03/2015 on Friendly +1
#2429 - Because it wasn't taken yet 02/24/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#862 - <333 02/17/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? +1
#2684680 - Paladin Gotta love buff banners 02/17/2015 on Friendly +1
#2684652 - Can someone explain the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams&…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2684670 - zeruaargi (02/17/2015) [-]
It's a common phrase used by 9/11 conspiracy theorists who try to say the planes ramming into a building couldn't have been able to make them fall without added explosive devices or some way to break the structural integrity from the inside because the jet fuel of a plane apparently cannot burn hot enough to melt steel or something.
User avatar #2684674 - zeruaargi (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh you wanted an explanation on the meme. my bad
User avatar #2684660 - theluppijackal (02/17/2015) [-]
Nah
it just became a meme almost for no reason
Kinda like birthers and anti-vaxxer jokes
Though this is more harmless
User avatar #2684657 - themanwithnoplan (02/17/2015) [-]
Nope.

It's not a resurgence of 9/11 conspiracy, just meme banter
#762 - I like that idea a lot. And I just realized, I can put tasigur…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on valve's profile 0
User avatar #763 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
He's a powerhouse. I trust Chapin.

Holding onto my promo one for when he goes up to $20 for the regular.
#760 - The only red cards in it are gore-clan rampager burning-tree e…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on valve's profile 0
User avatar #761 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Mine's BUG and I think Hedron Crab is an insane asset and Skaab Ruinator is fantastic as well.
User avatar #762 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
I like that idea a lot. And I just realized, I can put tasigur in this baby
User avatar #763 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
He's a powerhouse. I trust Chapin.

Holding onto my promo one for when he goes up to $20 for the regular.
#758 - Yeah  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2015 on valve's profile 0
User avatar #759 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Could I see a list? To kinda see how you built a Jund one?
User avatar #760 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
The only red cards in it are gore-clan rampager burning-tree emissary, faithless looting and bolts. Honestly I think I'm gonna switch it to just G/B soon though
User avatar #761 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Mine's BUG and I think Hedron Crab is an insane asset and Skaab Ruinator is fantastic as well.
User avatar #762 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
I like that idea a lot. And I just realized, I can put tasigur in this baby
User avatar #763 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
He's a powerhouse. I trust Chapin.

Holding onto my promo one for when he goes up to $20 for the regular.
#756 - Hella baby, I love it  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2015 on valve's profile 0
User avatar #757 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Yours is Jund, though, right?
User avatar #758 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #759 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Could I see a list? To kinda see how you built a Jund one?
User avatar #760 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
The only red cards in it are gore-clan rampager burning-tree emissary, faithless looting and bolts. Honestly I think I'm gonna switch it to just G/B soon though
User avatar #761 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Mine's BUG and I think Hedron Crab is an insane asset and Skaab Ruinator is fantastic as well.
User avatar #762 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
I like that idea a lot. And I just realized, I can put tasigur in this baby
User avatar #763 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
He's a powerhouse. I trust Chapin.

Holding onto my promo one for when he goes up to $20 for the regular.
#2670782 - Yeah dude, that's pretty much what I've been doing. She's just… 02/10/2015 on Friendly 0
#2664168 - I've tried, but I hate pushing And I mean, if it goes on t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2670292 - lightarcanine (02/10/2015) [-]
If the guy's who he sounds like and your feelings for her are mutual, things will work themselves out. Just focus on damage control with the guy she's currently with. If their relationship is failing, be there but not overbearing, you dig?
User avatar #2670782 - valve (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah dude, that's pretty much what I've been doing. She's just waiting to break up with him at this point, so waiting and just talking with her a bit is the best way to go I feel. Obviously not being pushy
#2663935 - Whew you're right  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2663937 - zoopityzop (02/08/2015) [-]
fuck tf2
#2663913 - She's dating this guy... She wants to break up with him, but h…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2664092 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
I guess the best thing to do would be to get her to come to a decision, as nothing good could come of waiting it out.

I dunno, maybe making an ultimatum wouldn't be good for your relationship, but still.
User avatar #2664168 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
I've tried, but I hate pushing
And I mean, if it goes on too long I'll just have to give her one, at some point I won't be losing anything, but its just a scary thought right now
User avatar #2670292 - lightarcanine (02/10/2015) [-]
If the guy's who he sounds like and your feelings for her are mutual, things will work themselves out. Just focus on damage control with the guy she's currently with. If their relationship is failing, be there but not overbearing, you dig?
User avatar #2670782 - valve (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah dude, that's pretty much what I've been doing. She's just waiting to break up with him at this point, so waiting and just talking with her a bit is the best way to go I feel. Obviously not being pushy
#2663860 - The situation is kind of weird atm, she knows my feelings, but…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2663870 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
what's the obstacle? your situation almost seems ideal
User avatar #2663913 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
She's dating this guy... She wants to break up with him, but he's pretty depressed and I think she's scared he'll do something stupid. Or I'm just an idiot and she's fucking with me, but at this point I'm too scared of believing that. But I mean the dude's a whiny jackass so I have high hopes
User avatar #2664092 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
I guess the best thing to do would be to get her to come to a decision, as nothing good could come of waiting it out.

I dunno, maybe making an ultimatum wouldn't be good for your relationship, but still.
User avatar #2664168 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
I've tried, but I hate pushing
And I mean, if it goes on too long I'll just have to give her one, at some point I won't be losing anything, but its just a scary thought right now
User avatar #2670292 - lightarcanine (02/10/2015) [-]
If the guy's who he sounds like and your feelings for her are mutual, things will work themselves out. Just focus on damage control with the guy she's currently with. If their relationship is failing, be there but not overbearing, you dig?
User avatar #2670782 - valve (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah dude, that's pretty much what I've been doing. She's just waiting to break up with him at this point, so waiting and just talking with her a bit is the best way to go I feel. Obviously not being pushy
#2663822 - 9 but I could definitely see her in a wedding dress  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2663825 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
nice
what are you going to do about it?
User avatar #2663860 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
The situation is kind of weird atm, she knows my feelings, but she does want to date me, but cant... so I kind of just have to wait... I hate it though
User avatar #2663870 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
what's the obstacle? your situation almost seems ideal
User avatar #2663913 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
She's dating this guy... She wants to break up with him, but he's pretty depressed and I think she's scared he'll do something stupid. Or I'm just an idiot and she's fucking with me, but at this point I'm too scared of believing that. But I mean the dude's a whiny jackass so I have high hopes
User avatar #2664092 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
I guess the best thing to do would be to get her to come to a decision, as nothing good could come of waiting it out.

I dunno, maybe making an ultimatum wouldn't be good for your relationship, but still.
User avatar #2664168 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
I've tried, but I hate pushing
And I mean, if it goes on too long I'll just have to give her one, at some point I won't be losing anything, but its just a scary thought right now
User avatar #2670292 - lightarcanine (02/10/2015) [-]
If the guy's who he sounds like and your feelings for her are mutual, things will work themselves out. Just focus on damage control with the guy she's currently with. If their relationship is failing, be there but not overbearing, you dig?
User avatar #2670782 - valve (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah dude, that's pretty much what I've been doing. She's just waiting to break up with him at this point, so waiting and just talking with her a bit is the best way to go I feel. Obviously not being pushy
#2663797 - This girl I've known for a couple years. She played at a card …  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2663809 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
On a level of 1 to 10, 10 being seriously considering marriage, how intense?
User avatar #2663822 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
9 but I could definitely see her in a wedding dress
User avatar #2663825 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
nice
what are you going to do about it?
User avatar #2663860 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
The situation is kind of weird atm, she knows my feelings, but she does want to date me, but cant... so I kind of just have to wait... I hate it though
User avatar #2663870 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
what's the obstacle? your situation almost seems ideal
User avatar #2663913 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
She's dating this guy... She wants to break up with him, but he's pretty depressed and I think she's scared he'll do something stupid. Or I'm just an idiot and she's fucking with me, but at this point I'm too scared of believing that. But I mean the dude's a whiny jackass so I have high hopes
User avatar #2664092 - Mr Unsmiley (02/08/2015) [-]
I guess the best thing to do would be to get her to come to a decision, as nothing good could come of waiting it out.

I dunno, maybe making an ultimatum wouldn't be good for your relationship, but still.
User avatar #2664168 - valve (02/08/2015) [-]
I've tried, but I hate pushing
And I mean, if it goes on too long I'll just have to give her one, at some point I won't be losing anything, but its just a scary thought right now
User avatar #2670292 - lightarcanine (02/10/2015) [-]
If the guy's who he sounds like and your feelings for her are mutual, things will work themselves out. Just focus on damage control with the guy she's currently with. If their relationship is failing, be there but not overbearing, you dig?
User avatar #2670782 - valve (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah dude, that's pretty much what I've been doing. She's just waiting to break up with him at this point, so waiting and just talking with her a bit is the best way to go I feel. Obviously not being pushy
#2659901 - Not sure if that last part was sarcastic or not 02/06/2015 on Friendly +1
#754 - 9/10 Only can reach 10 with foil ugin/Mentor 02/04/2015 on valve's profile 0
#2650754 - Hola thread  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2650771 - heartsickruben (02/03/2015) [-]
Hello gaben
#2638563 - Sorry, I knew you did but I forgot how to spell your name  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2638568 - yooisa (01/29/2015) [-]
It's all good, man. No harm done.

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#773 - lightarcanine (03/09/2015) [-]
ARE YOU READY FOR GIDEON?
User avatar #774 to #773 - valve (03/09/2015) [-]
Well yeah
User avatar #764 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
Bruuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Did you watch the Pax Panel?
User avatar #765 to #764 - valve (03/06/2015) [-]
No, what happened?
User avatar #766 to #765 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
Get ready for some cool ****
User avatar #768 to #766 - valve (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh **** that's awesome. Khans and Zendekar would be so good together
#770 to #768 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
And new DTK spoiler!
#769 to #768 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
******* A they will

Here's Liliana from Magic Origins. Good ol' Dual-Sided Legendary Creature/Planeswalker cards

This is gonna be the most Vorthos set ever and I am ******* pumped.
User avatar #771 to #769 - valve (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh wow that looks amazing
User avatar #772 to #771 - lightarcanine (03/06/2015) [-]
Well yeah it's Liliana she's awesome
User avatar #755 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Eyyy.

Built my Modern deck, DredgeVine.
User avatar #756 to #755 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
Hella baby, I love it
User avatar #757 to #756 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Yours is Jund, though, right?
User avatar #758 to #757 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #759 to #758 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Could I see a list? To kinda see how you built a Jund one?
User avatar #760 to #759 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
The only red cards in it are gore-clan rampager burning-tree emissary, faithless looting and bolts. Honestly I think I'm gonna switch it to just G/B soon though
User avatar #761 to #760 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
Mine's BUG and I think Hedron Crab is an insane asset and Skaab Ruinator is fantastic as well.
User avatar #762 to #761 - valve (02/11/2015) [-]
I like that idea a lot. And I just realized, I can put tasigur in this baby
User avatar #763 to #762 - lightarcanine (02/11/2015) [-]
He's a powerhouse. I trust Chapin.

Holding onto my promo one for when he goes up to $20 for the regular.
User avatar #753 - lightarcanine (02/04/2015) [-]
Bought a Fate Reforged fatpack. 2 Polluted Delta, Soulfire Grandmaster, and Monastery Mentor.

r8 m8
User avatar #754 to #753 - valve (02/04/2015) [-]
9/10
Only can reach 10 with foil ugin/Mentor
#713 - lightarcanine (01/16/2015) [-]
How have you been?

Also, release daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Anything look super enticing to you from Fate Reforged?
User avatar #734 to #713 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
I have a jund DredgeVine deck that kinda works, though it'll work a lot better now that GGT is back
User avatar #735 to #734 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
Based. Absolutely based.

I think I'll play DedgeVine as well when I get on into Modern. That or some sort of Reanimator.
User avatar #737 to #735 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Also yes Reanimators are really fun
User avatar #738 to #737 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
It's how I run Commander, how I've been trying to run Standard, and really the ideal deck.

You play EDH, ya?
User avatar #739 to #738 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah but its getting more and more degenerate so I don't play as much
User avatar #740 to #739 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
What are you playing that's making it so?
User avatar #741 to #740 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Its not what I'm playing, its what my play group is playing.
It turns into counterspell matches and combos pretty quick. And the people who aren't running combos just win through exanquinating for a billion
User avatar #742 to #741 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
If someone's playing Maralen, I love them.

And if someone's playing UGx goodstuffs, **** them.
User avatar #743 to #742 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah you can't make UG without it always turning out the same
User avatar #744 to #743 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
UGx and Narset are just degenerate. Most Blue in EDH is. You guys need to build silly asa decks like Norin.
User avatar #745 to #744 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
We have a Nor in player, but he actually gets scary really fast so we usually focus him pretty fast
User avatar #746 to #745 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
What's he do that's scary?
User avatar #747 to #746 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Usually just plays purphuros, warstorm surge, or Pandemic and plays goblins and tokens
User avatar #748 to #747 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's frightening.

You can play the fun way, though. Confusion in the Ranks and Grip of Chaos. Pop on Mycosynth Lattice and you have yourself some fun. Bonus points with Null Rod.
User avatar #749 to #748 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Just imagine a full control player, a mono black player, Norin player, and me who just spends half the game ramping into creatures who are destroyed right away
Sure I could have fun, but then I'd have to play my Prossh deck and nobody wants that
User avatar #750 to #749 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
Play Karador. Have a few infinite combos just to have them.
#751 to #750 - anonymous (01/20/2015) [-]
I've never been a Combo kinda guy
User avatar #752 to #751 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
Really? And you run Prossh?
User avatar #736 to #735 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Its actually pretty good, but its a really on the play kinda deck, you really need the turn 2 pressure
User avatar #714 to #713 - valve (01/17/2015) [-]
Hello, doing good
Shaman of The Great Hunt, possibly my new favorite red card
User avatar #715 to #714 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
He's hella cool.

You pull one?
User avatar #716 to #715 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
Got 2
User avatar #717 to #716 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
You lucky lil ****
User avatar #718 to #717 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah got those and a brutal horde chief
That was about it though.
User avatar #719 to #718 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
Those mythics tho
User avatar #720 to #719 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah bruh, you pull anything good?
User avatar #721 to #720 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
Midnight flight, my packs had an Altar of the Brood and two Crucible of the Spirit Dragon.

But the seeded pack had Soulflayer, so I was happy.
User avatar #722 to #721 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
That's good. Soul flayer is solid af.
At our store nobody wanted to play Sultai, so it got to the point where at the last flight there were only 3 Temur left and 17 Sultai boxes
User avatar #723 to #722 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
B-but Sultai is the best.
User avatar #724 to #723 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah nobody here likes it in draft.
Too many people killed themselves off milling too much in drafts here
User avatar #725 to #724 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
Second flight I pulled Tasigur in my seeded and in a pack and I never did mill myself out. He's just good.
User avatar #726 to #725 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
Well his mill isn't that exsesive compared to Khans's stuff
User avatar #727 to #726 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
That's true. Any cards end up being heroes for you?
User avatar #728 to #727 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
Brutal horde chief did so much work. So did Palace Siege
User avatar #729 to #728 - lightarcanine (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh hell yes Palace Siege was great.

Also, RIP Pod. Looks like I'm gonna be dredging now.
User avatar #730 to #729 - valve (01/19/2015) [-]
I traded all my pods away at GP Omaha, so I got lucky
And of course my friends buy could Treasure cruises there. I laughed pretty hard
User avatar #731 to #730 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
I picked up a playset of Grave-Troll for no other reason that I like the Golgari.
User avatar #732 to #731 - valve (01/20/2015) [-]
Well it was a good descsion
User avatar #733 to #732 - lightarcanine (01/20/2015) [-]
Apparently.

What're you running in Modern now?
User avatar #705 - lightarcanine (12/28/2014) [-]
So. I opened a box of Khans yesterday.

2 Flooded Strand
1 Polluted Delta
1 Bloodstained Mire
1 Wooded Foothills
2 Windswept Heath
1 Clever Impersonator
1 Narset, Enlightened Master
1 Anafenza, the Foremost
1 Wingmate Roc
1 Dig Through Time
1 Jeskai Ascendancy
1 Utter End
1 Mantis Rider
1 Seige Rhino
1 Bloodsoaked Champion
2 Savage Knuckleblade
2 Butcher of the Horde (1 of which is Foil)
1 Foil Opulent Palace

Rate my box.
User avatar #706 to #705 - valve (12/28/2014) [-]
8/10 so many fukkin fetches but no Planeswalkers
User avatar #707 to #706 - lightarcanine (12/28/2014) [-]
I've opened 3 boxes, drafted multiple times, and went two 2 prereleases and have yet to pull a Walker in Khans.
User avatar #708 to #707 - valve (12/28/2014) [-]
That's hilarious
User avatar #709 to #708 - lightarcanine (12/28/2014) [-]
How do you pull in general?
User avatar #710 to #709 - valve (12/28/2014) [-]
Not too well I suppose. I've stopped taking packs from FNM and just getting store credit since I have everything I want from Khans
User avatar #711 to #710 - lightarcanine (12/28/2014) [-]
We don't get packs for FNM here :c
User avatar #712 to #711 - valve (12/28/2014) [-]
That sucks bruh
#676 - lightarcanine (12/12/2014) [-]
ayy ayyy ayy www.teespring.com/ravnicau

also I'm probably gonna hopefully start playing TF2 soon
User avatar #697 to #676 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Going to UNI next year for industrial manufacturing
User avatar #698 to #697 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Ooh, good work. What in particular?
User avatar #699 to #698 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Metalworking, I forget the exact name of the Major but its pretty much that
User avatar #700 to #699 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So what would you be doing in the field?
User avatar #701 to #700 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Working at a foundry probably
User avatar #702 to #701 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Hard-ass work, but necessary.

And I respect it.
User avatar #703 to #702 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I've always liked that kinda thing. What're you planning on doing?
User avatar #704 to #703 - lightarcanine (12/15/2014) [-]
Either politics or special education.

Something where I can just help people.
User avatar #677 to #676 - valve (12/13/2014) [-]
That's a sweet ass tee, so have you played modern recently?
User avatar #678 to #677 - lightarcanine (12/13/2014) [-]
No, I'm getting into it, though.

I'll probably play Aura hexproof or UW control.

Why?
User avatar #679 to #678 - valve (12/13/2014) [-]
Is really dumb right now with all the UR delver, expect playing against a lot of it
User avatar #680 to #679 - lightarcanine (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I've seen. However, we had a GPT here a week ago and first went to American control and second went to Merfolk. U/R Delver placed 4th which was pretty funny.
User avatar #681 to #680 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well it can't win em all I guess
User avatar #682 to #681 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
((Nor should it))

So what's been up, man?
User avatar #683 to #682 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Girl troubles, working, and playing magic, yourself?
User avatar #684 to #683 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Working and playing magic.

What's up with the women?
User avatar #685 to #684 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you want the long explanation or the short?
User avatar #686 to #685 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
I've got time if you're willing to give.
User avatar #687 to #686 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, there's this girl, who I always kind of liked who went to my Game store and played Magic. We never really spoke much but one night after the Journey to Nyx pre release I got a text from her in the middle of the night. We talked every day for about a month and one night she told me she liked me (I told her at some point that I like her). And I was just really happy, but a bit later my friend who I know was also trying to get with her (she thought he was gay so he must've finally explained that or something) texts me "got out of the friendzone" and I was utterly confused. So the girl kind of just stops really responding to texts, just ends conversations quickly for about a week before I just give up and stop texting her. Pretty sad for a bit but I was getting over it. Then about 2 weeks later she texts me again and we start talking like nothing happened, and started flirting with me and she really enjoys me making up sex stories between us (again, she's now dating my friend), so I just wrote her stories and we both enjoyed it. I was an idiot though and kept being persistent that we should hang out (though I constantly asked her if I should stop asking and she didn't seem to mind so I kept that up stupidly) once in awhile we all get together to play EDH, but I hardly enjoy it because her and my "friend" and together. She always would text me afterwards telling me I look great... And occasionally send me nudes... And I sent her some. And we always kept the sex stories going. Anyway she finally accepted to come over to my house where we just watched movies, but we made out and that just made me really happy. She came over again 2 weeks later and we watched movies... And we had sex. And another 2 weeks went by and on her last day of summer she came over and we had sex again. But when school started we hardly saw each other, where she must've found her conscious because she said a little later she just wants to be friends... After months of telling me she loves me and she likes me more than her boyfriend... We stopped texting each other but eventually I caved in and texted her again. But one night I just got insanely infuriated when she tried to sext with me again, telling her she has a boyfriend for that reason and how I truly felt about that whole situation. She told me at some point "to be honest you had a waaay better chance than he did" she realized how ******* stupid of a thing that was to say but she still said it. I haven't cried in years except for that night. We stopped texting again, but I caved yet again and texted her. We don't talk much though. I still love her but I just hate that I she would lie to me, I just hate when people lie about important **** like that so much
User avatar #688 to #687 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Here's kinda what I see happening. I see someone in her who wanted more than she knew she could have. And unfortunately, you and your pal got caught up in it. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities with other gals. I guess that's the best advice I can give, I'm personally not one to be intimate with people anymore, so that's about all I can do.

But if you need a dude to just talk to, I'm just a couple clicks away.
User avatar #689 to #688 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what she was really doing. But thanks man. Though my friend knows nothing still, tbh he's not even really a friend anymore, I'd be lying if I said it had nothing to do with her but he was just getting more annoying anyway
User avatar #690 to #689 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
User avatar #691 to #690 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
User avatar #692 to #691 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
User avatar #693 to #692 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
User avatar #694 to #693 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
User avatar #695 to #694 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
User avatar #696 to #695 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#667 - lightarcanine (11/01/2014) [-]
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
User avatar #668 to #667 - valve (11/01/2014) [-]
Hella bruski, and spooky night to you too
#669 to #668 - lightarcanine (11/02/2014) [-]
So yeah. You ready to go back to Zenditarkir in Fate Reforged and Dragons of Tarkir?
User avatar #670 to #669 - valve (11/02/2014) [-]
Well yeah but I doubt they're printing any of the dumb **** from that set
User avatar #671 to #670 - lightarcanine (11/03/2014) [-]
Caw-Blade's gonna be back in Standard, kiddos.
User avatar #672 to #671 - valve (11/10/2014) [-]
my nightmares are coming true
User avatar #673 to #672 - lightarcanine (11/11/2014) [-]
NOW WITH MORE THOUGHTSEIZE
User avatar #674 to #673 - valve (11/15/2014) [-]
esper deathblade, but with treasure cruise? what is this legacy?
User avatar #675 to #674 - lightarcanine (11/15/2014) [-]
GET YOUR DUALS READY, KIDDOS
User avatar #663 to #662 - valve (10/15/2014) [-]
Abzan in a nutshell
User avatar #664 to #663 - lightarcanine (10/16/2014) [-]
You're alive!

Sup?
User avatar #665 to #664 - valve (10/18/2014) [-]
Oh sorry bruski, I just haven't gotten on the internet lately
User avatar #666 to #665 - lightarcanine (10/18/2014) [-]
I understand, brah
#637 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
So how'd pre-release treat you?
User avatar #660 to #637 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, its a decent sized store
User avatar #661 to #660 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
What's the name?
User avatar #638 to #637 - valve (09/21/2014) [-]
Super good
6 fetches, and almost all the Temur stuff I was looking for for my deck
User avatar #639 to #638 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
How many did you go to?
User avatar #640 to #639 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
2 but my brother joined in them
User avatar #641 to #640 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
You have a good time?
User avatar #642 to #641 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Hell yeah
User avatar #643 to #642 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Kickass. Pull any Sultai stuff?
User avatar #645 to #643 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Oh I also got a foil Temur Charm
User avatar #647 to #645 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Muh Mana Leak
User avatar #644 to #643 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
An ascendany and some charms, I'm actually pretty happy about those pulls
User avatar #646 to #644 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
My seeded pack was the ascendency. No Sidisi, though :c
User avatar #648 to #646 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
I actually didn't see anyone with one
User avatar #649 to #648 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Someone said they pulled one, but I never saw it.
User avatar #650 to #649 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
I saw more pack pulled foil Anafenzas
User avatar #651 to #650 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
How many???
User avatar #652 to #651 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
2
Still more than 0
User avatar #653 to #652 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
That's a very good point.

How many people were at yours?
User avatar #654 to #653 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
50-60 at both
User avatar #655 to #654 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty good size. I only had the time to make 1 of 3 :/
User avatar #656 to #655 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
I would've made it to 3 but the last one was canceled cause they didn't have any more boxes left
User avatar #657 to #656 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Hot damn.

You guys had a midnight releast?
User avatar #658 to #657 - valve (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, 5 total. Midnight on Friday night and then one at Noon and 5 on Sunday and Saturday
User avatar #659 to #658 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
Jesus H, man.
#633 - lightarcanine (09/16/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/DAIMd#gUl5RHD

"Stolen collection found in trash bags under a porch."
#634 to #633 - valve (09/17/2014) [-]
That foil scalding tarn though
That foil scalding tarn though
#635 to #634 - lightarcanine (09/17/2014) [-]
So a judge gets his promo lands...
User avatar #628 - mrrandomness (09/06/2014) [-]
nice snag on that username m8o
User avatar #629 to #628 - valve (09/06/2014) [-]
Ty
User avatar #626 - lightarcanine (09/05/2014) [-]
Is Plains confirmed for Khans?
User avatar #627 to #626 - valve (09/05/2014) [-]
Hmmm?
User avatar #610 to #609 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Holy ******* ****
That's amazing
#612 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Also have this.
User avatar #611 to #610 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
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Here's what we got so far. I just want to see my ability and Khan ;n;
User avatar #613 to #611 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I've been paying attention to it. I like the Outlast ability
User avatar #614 to #613 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
It's pretty neat.

Prowess has me turned on the most, though. I love combat tricks.
User avatar #615 to #614 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Too bad its mainly blue
User avatar #616 to #615 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
As much as I dislike Blue, I love the mechanic.
User avatar #617 to #616 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Still be better in green
Pump spells ftw
User avatar #618 to #617 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. But Red has Titan's Strength and White's got protection.
User avatar #619 to #618 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Ooor you could just run bug pump :3
User avatar #620 to #619 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
Well I'm gonna be running Sultai anyways (Sounds so much better than BUG), so I think I just might.
User avatar #621 to #620 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Boon of erbos gonna do work
User avatar #636 to #621 - erbos (09/19/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #622 to #621 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
*prays for Giant Growth reprint so he doesn't have to use Gather Courage*
User avatar #623 to #622 - valve (08/31/2014) [-]
Sadly probably not happening
User avatar #624 to #623 - lightarcanine (08/31/2014) [-]
This would be the first time it hasn't, wouldn't it?

The only Standard without Giant Growth?
User avatar #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/mm/metamorphosis

Okay, holy **** . Big changes.
1) Blocks are now two sets in length. One large set, one small.
2) There will be two blocks released every year.
3) No more Core Sets.
4) Standard will rotate every 18 months.
#606 to #605 - lightarcanine (08/25/2014) [-]
Changes take effect fall 2015
Changes take effect fall 2015
#599 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
What's good?
User avatar #600 to #599 - valve (08/19/2014) [-]
Pretty awesome. School's short, I have a wonderful girlfriend, and I have a lot to look forward to
Life is ******* good man
User avatar #601 to #600 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
So you've started school back up, then?
User avatar #602 to #601 - valve (08/19/2014) [-]
Yup, I have a total of 4 classes
User avatar #603 to #602 - lightarcanine (08/19/2014) [-]
Kickass, man. Senior year is so easy. Enjoy the **** out of it.
User avatar #604 to #603 - valve (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh I plan too
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