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#877870 - Great actually. Only real worry in my life right now is my gir…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/17/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#877873 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
That's kickass, man. You heading off to higher education?
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#877881 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Going to Kirkwood for a year in gen eds. I still don't really know what I want to be doing so I'm just doing that for now
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#877901 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
That's a solid plan. Might find something in those gen eds you dig. Do those credits not expire?
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#877946 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
No they transfer to UNI, which I'm planning to eventually go to
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#877951 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
It'll get you better money.
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#877963 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, but I couldn't go this year cause of some credit fuckup in highschool
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#877967 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
That's shitty. But gap years aren't the worst thing in the world. Give you good time to save up some money.
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#877984 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Well my dad's paying for a decent amount of it so it's not money I'm really worried about. Just not being here would suck
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#877993 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Being here meaning...?
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#877998 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Home, leaving sounds pretty awful
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#878006 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I understand that sentiment.

SO. Did you see the confirmation of Full Art lands in BFZ? And that they'll be in the fat packs?
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#878033 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm really glad they're doing that again, it'll give me a reason to actually keep them again. Also all of my friends pissed themselves when they heard fetches aren't coming back, I just laughed at them when they told me they sold their verdents and Misty's cause they thought they'd drop
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#878036 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I had just grabbed a playset of Verdants a week before the announcement. Also, new article just came out with some spoilers.
magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/arcana/duel-decks-zendikar-vs-eldrazi-2015-08-17
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#878044 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit, are they actually bringing back commands? 10 commands in standard would be hilarious
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#878047 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't think the commands are coming back. These are the duel decks.

Also I don't think we want Cryptic in a Standard with fetches.
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#878052 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah that's true
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#878056 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
But we get to see the two new Eldrazi mechanic and understand more about Oblivion Sower. Plus Allies and Landfall are back.
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#878059 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Alley Company. My idea. I called it
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#878057 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Fuck yes allies though. I'm pumped.
#877823 - So this is where people went to, Hi light  [+] (65 new replies) 08/17/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
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#878254 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I gotta go run errands. Good to see you again, man. Take it easy.

And next time, don't disappear for so long, goddamn.
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#878268 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
That's fair, see ya later man
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#878148 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm just consolidating to Mono-Black right now. I love Despoiler and my big man Master of the Feast is still in. Plus, I really like Demonic Pact. I think it's an amazing card.
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#878153 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
And I fully agree its amazing card though
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#878150 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Demonic's pretty hard in mono colors though, its risky without some way to kill it off yourself
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#878155 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I haven't ever had it kill me yet. I usually don't drop it unless I can drop a second the next turn. Double Soul Spike is enough to clean up anything left behind by my creatures.
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#878162 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
That's fair, as long as you play it right I guess no reason to judge
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#878164 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I wish I could play Lili in the deck tho. But she's too slow. Great in control tho.

Also, thoughts on Thopter Spy Network?
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#878168 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Crazy good imo, with darksteel citadel in standard its essentially a 4 drop blossom that can draw you massive amounts of cards
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#878171 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
It's gayyyy.

How do you even deal with it?
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#878172 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Well, mono black can't, keke
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#878176 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Exactly. I have to have Virulent Plague in the board to deal with that shit.
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#878183 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
That's a pretty decent answer, just gotta keep those hangerbacks from hitting ya. I have yet to play against that deck though
#878187 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
My friend, who started the game with me, always plays control (as a result, I'm good at playing against control so I guess that's a bonus). Right now, it's U/B Thopter Control. Which unfortunately includes Ashiok, whom I'm always so hesitant to kill.
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#878191 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
I feel it's worth it unless you have a decent board state
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#878194 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but Ashiok is so cool. It just feels bad, you know? Like hitting Nissa.
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#878205 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
That's fair, it does feel bad.
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#878209 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
And then the second comes down and you feel upset.
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#878230 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Wonder when/if they're ever gonna reprint Ashiok
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#878232 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't see a reprint really ever being necessary. However, I would love for Ashiok to make a return in the story. A walker with such a cool concept and unique design space isn't one that I'd like to see passed over.
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#878240 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Oh I meant a new Ashiok, they definitely have room for it I'm sure
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#878246 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
They've said that they want to focus on walkers they already have for a while rather than bring in more new ones, especially at the rate they have. Three new walkers in RTR, two in Theros, two in Tarkir. It's crazy.
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#878252 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, people really like planeswalkers
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#878064 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Legit, I hate CoCo. I pulled a foil one in the box I won from winning the pre-release and I sold it right away.
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#878068 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
I had so much faith in the card from the beginning and nobody surprisingly agreed with me on how good it was. Until it jumped to $15. I am just happy that I called it from the moment I saw it on spoilers
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#878069 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I hate its existence in Modern. Sure, it's okay but Birthing Pod isn't?
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#878071 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
I mean, top 6 is much more limited than your deck, also the fact that birthing pod can infinite with like 4 mana any 2 drop and 3 drop is pretty ridiculous
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#878075 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Hey shhhhh. You say that like it's a bad thing.
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#878088 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Wall of roots and a finks? Cool I won. I also get bothered when having decks where its a lot about 1 card can have multiple and still benifit fully from it. Like amulet, I thought at first having 2 amulets was bad, boy was I wrong
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#878090 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
See, I dunno, part of me likes that. It frees up the list.
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#878101 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Oh, I also got a SDCC Nissa, I'm in love
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#878098 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
That's true, I also like it in a way. Like how you can play 4 of the new lily and not feel bad about it
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#878109 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I loooove new Lili.
Also, nice find on that Nissa. Very very good.
OH. I FINALLY PULLED MY GOYF. In a draft, right? Pulled a Mox Opal and a Bob. Went to the counter at my LGS and traded in my Opal for a pack because I love to play the lottery and pulled my Goyf.
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#878114 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Niiiice, niiiice, pulling that stuff always feels amazing
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#878118 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Couple weeks back I pulled an Erebos' Titan, traded it in for two packs and got a Foil Nissa. Turned her into another Elesh Norn and a Geist. Feels super good.

So whatcha playin' these days?
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#878119 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Azusa, Iona, ....Abzan CoCo for modern and Abzan Rally for Sandard
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#878120 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Hey, Junk Reanimator is the best deck anywhere. I can't blame you.
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#878129 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
It's funny how mad people get at it though, I don't even play it for how good it is. It's mainly cause my friend who stopped playing a bit ago loved Rally so much he tried to make a deck with it, it was alright but it wasn't fantastic. But then this thing appeared and I fell instantly in love with it. I really wish I could play Nissa in it though
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#878130 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Well, I mean, you can. Maybe as a one-of.
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#878134 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Probably, though it'd be really forced, especially since I can at most run 4 forests, and that'd be pushing it
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#878136 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, yeah that's true. And once she's out, what's she doing for the deck?
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#878141 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, Haruspex does her job 10x over. I still haven't made an elf deck, it'd probably be somewhat decent.
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#878142 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Apparently Elves aren't bad. Plus, I mean, Elves are already in the best colors, so who can blame you for playing them?
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#878146 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Exactly! It's got kill spells and creatures, what more do I need?
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#877849 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Hey, you're alive. What's been up, man? How's post-graduation been treating you?
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#877870 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Great actually. Only real worry in my life right now is my girlfriend's going to Boston for college so we're going to go long distance. But but I got a raise at my job and Magic's going great so I think I'll be fine
#877873 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
That's kickass, man. You heading off to higher education?
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#877881 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Going to Kirkwood for a year in gen eds. I still don't really know what I want to be doing so I'm just doing that for now
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#877901 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
That's a solid plan. Might find something in those gen eds you dig. Do those credits not expire?
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#877946 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
No they transfer to UNI, which I'm planning to eventually go to
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#877951 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
It'll get you better money.
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#877963 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, but I couldn't go this year cause of some credit fuckup in highschool
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#877967 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
That's shitty. But gap years aren't the worst thing in the world. Give you good time to save up some money.
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#877984 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Well my dad's paying for a decent amount of it so it's not money I'm really worried about. Just not being here would suck
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#877993 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Being here meaning...?
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#877998 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Home, leaving sounds pretty awful
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#878006 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I understand that sentiment.

SO. Did you see the confirmation of Full Art lands in BFZ? And that they'll be in the fat packs?
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#878033 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm really glad they're doing that again, it'll give me a reason to actually keep them again. Also all of my friends pissed themselves when they heard fetches aren't coming back, I just laughed at them when they told me they sold their verdents and Misty's cause they thought they'd drop
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#878036 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I had just grabbed a playset of Verdants a week before the announcement. Also, new article just came out with some spoilers.
magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/arcana/duel-decks-zendikar-vs-eldrazi-2015-08-17
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#878044 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit, are they actually bringing back commands? 10 commands in standard would be hilarious
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#878047 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't think the commands are coming back. These are the duel decks.

Also I don't think we want Cryptic in a Standard with fetches.
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#878052 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah that's true
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#878056 - lightarcanine (08/17/2015) [-]
But we get to see the two new Eldrazi mechanic and understand more about Oblivion Sower. Plus Allies and Landfall are back.
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#878059 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Alley Company. My idea. I called it
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#878057 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Fuck yes allies though. I'm pumped.
#2818621 - Well when there's a comment about every 10 minutes I'm not gon…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Friendly 0
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#2818622 - borderlineparanoid (07/27/2015) [-]
that's when you write your own comment.

you can write practically anything here.
#2818614 - Dang, this place really died down didn't it?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Friendly +1
#2818616 - borderlineparanoid (07/27/2015) [-]
"omg thise place iz dead, why?"

*leaves*
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#2818621 - valve (07/27/2015) [-]
Well when there's a comment about every 10 minutes I'm not gonna wait the whole time for the next one
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#2818622 - borderlineparanoid (07/27/2015) [-]
that's when you write your own comment.

you can write practically anything here.
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#2818615 - professormeatwad (07/27/2015) [-]
Been this way for a couple months at least now
#793 - Well it is so that's good news  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on valve's profile 0
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#794 - lightarcanine (05/07/2015) [-]
The Gods have smiled upon me this day
#791 - I think they're saving Linvala for Vault:Angels though so mayb… 05/05/2015 on valve's profile 0
#787 - Yeah, but no I'm not just gonna play the Junk good stuff lists…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on valve's profile 0
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#789 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
But you could just cast 500 Seige Rhinos and overwhelm your opponent with undercosted Lightning Helixes in a 4/5 evasive body. There's nothing degenerate in that!
#786 - Oh fair, I think they will though, either her or maybe Llinval…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on valve's profile 0
#790 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, BB is Mythic and not on here.

All is Dust and Splinter Twin are Rares.
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#788 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
Although the leak was wrong about All is Dust, he had it at Mythic but it's just Rare. Linvala would be cool to see as well, why not print both?

I almost pulled a Goyf. Decided against buying the pack. It was one. And a couple weeks later, Born of the Gods had just come out and I was gonna buy two packs and another friend insisted on buying one and we would do a pack war. Despite me saying no, he bought one of the packs I was going to buy and pulled a foil Brimaz.
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#791 - valve (05/05/2015) [-]
I think they're saving Linvala for Vault:Angels though so maybe they won't print her. But yeah I do feel Seige is pretty damn degenerate
#783 - Well, does Collected Company Doran count as abzan?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on valve's profile 0
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#785 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
I mean technically? I suppose Abzan as a name doesn't exist anymore so unless you're playing cards from Khans or Fate I suppose we could technically just call it Junk.
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#787 - valve (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but no I'm not just gonna play the Junk good stuff lists with her, either Naya or Doran
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#789 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
But you could just cast 500 Seige Rhinos and overwhelm your opponent with undercosted Lightning Helixes in a 4/5 evasive body. There's nothing degenerate in that!
#782 - Elesh bb? Oh yeah Im sure she's in it. She was on Mythic Spoil…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2015 on valve's profile 0
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#784 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
Right now it's just the official ones. There was a "leak" of all the mythics by a person who also leaked all the mythics for MM1 and she was in there.
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#786 - valve (05/05/2015) [-]
Oh fair, I think they will though, either her or maybe Llinvala.
Maybe this time around I'll pull at least one tarmogoyf
#790 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, BB is Mythic and not on here.

All is Dust and Splinter Twin are Rares.
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#788 - lightarcanine (05/05/2015) [-]
Although the leak was wrong about All is Dust, he had it at Mythic but it's just Rare. Linvala would be cool to see as well, why not print both?

I almost pulled a Goyf. Decided against buying the pack. It was one. And a couple weeks later, Born of the Gods had just come out and I was gonna buy two packs and another friend insisted on buying one and we would do a pack war. Despite me saying no, he bought one of the packs I was going to buy and pulled a foil Brimaz.
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#791 - valve (05/05/2015) [-]
I think they're saving Linvala for Vault:Angels though so maybe they won't print her. But yeah I do feel Seige is pretty damn degenerate