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#2503584 - No 12/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#114 - Or you have a stupid ass name 12/17/2014 on Life of a lurker 0
#2494471 - When gaming gets deep 12/15/2014 on Friendly +1
#703 - Yeah I've always liked that kinda thing. What're you planning …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#704 - lightarcanine (12/15/2014) [-]
Either politics or special education.

Something where I can just help people.
#701 - Working at a foundry probably  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#702 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Hard-ass work, but necessary.

And I respect it.
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#703 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I've always liked that kinda thing. What're you planning on doing?
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#704 - lightarcanine (12/15/2014) [-]
Either politics or special education.

Something where I can just help people.
#699 - Metalworking, I forget the exact name of the Major but its pre…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#700 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So what would you be doing in the field?
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#701 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Working at a foundry probably
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#702 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Hard-ass work, but necessary.

And I respect it.
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#703 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I've always liked that kinda thing. What're you planning on doing?
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#704 - lightarcanine (12/15/2014) [-]
Either politics or special education.

Something where I can just help people.
#697 - Going to UNI next year for industrial manufacturing  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#698 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Ooh, good work. What in particular?
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#699 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Metalworking, I forget the exact name of the Major but its pretty much that
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#700 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So what would you be doing in the field?
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#701 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Working at a foundry probably
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#702 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Hard-ass work, but necessary.

And I respect it.
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#703 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I've always liked that kinda thing. What're you planning on doing?
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#704 - lightarcanine (12/15/2014) [-]
Either politics or special education.

Something where I can just help people.
#695 - Yup, are you still in school?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#693 - Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
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#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
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#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#691 - No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
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#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
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#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
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#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
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#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#689 - Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what sh…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#690 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
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#691 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
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#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
User avatar
#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
User avatar
#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
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#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
User avatar
#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#687 - Well, there's this girl, who I always kind of liked who went t…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#688 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Here's kinda what I see happening. I see someone in her who wanted more than she knew she could have. And unfortunately, you and your pal got caught up in it. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities with other gals. I guess that's the best advice I can give, I'm personally not one to be intimate with people anymore, so that's about all I can do.

But if you need a dude to just talk to, I'm just a couple clicks away.
User avatar
#689 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what she was really doing. But thanks man. Though my friend knows nothing still, tbh he's not even really a friend anymore, I'd be lying if I said it had nothing to do with her but he was just getting more annoying anyway
User avatar
#690 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
User avatar
#691 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
User avatar
#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
User avatar
#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
User avatar
#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
User avatar
#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
User avatar
#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#685 - Do you want the long explanation or the short?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#686 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
I've got time if you're willing to give.
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#687 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, there's this girl, who I always kind of liked who went to my Game store and played Magic. We never really spoke much but one night after the Journey to Nyx pre release I got a text from her in the middle of the night. We talked every day for about a month and one night she told me she liked me (I told her at some point that I like her). And I was just really happy, but a bit later my friend who I know was also trying to get with her (she thought he was gay so he must've finally explained that or something) texts me "got out of the friendzone" and I was utterly confused. So the girl kind of just stops really responding to texts, just ends conversations quickly for about a week before I just give up and stop texting her. Pretty sad for a bit but I was getting over it. Then about 2 weeks later she texts me again and we start talking like nothing happened, and started flirting with me and she really enjoys me making up sex stories between us (again, she's now dating my friend), so I just wrote her stories and we both enjoyed it. I was an idiot though and kept being persistent that we should hang out (though I constantly asked her if I should stop asking and she didn't seem to mind so I kept that up stupidly) once in awhile we all get together to play EDH, but I hardly enjoy it because her and my "friend" and together. She always would text me afterwards telling me I look great... And occasionally send me nudes... And I sent her some. And we always kept the sex stories going. Anyway she finally accepted to come over to my house where we just watched movies, but we made out and that just made me really happy. She came over again 2 weeks later and we watched movies... And we had sex. And another 2 weeks went by and on her last day of summer she came over and we had sex again. But when school started we hardly saw each other, where she must've found her conscious because she said a little later she just wants to be friends... After months of telling me she loves me and she likes me more than her boyfriend... We stopped texting each other but eventually I caved in and texted her again. But one night I just got insanely infuriated when she tried to sext with me again, telling her she has a boyfriend for that reason and how I truly felt about that whole situation. She told me at some point "to be honest you had a waaay better chance than he did" she realized how fucking stupid of a thing that was to say but she still said it. I haven't cried in years except for that night. We stopped texting again, but I caved yet again and texted her. We don't talk much though. I still love her but I just hate that I she would lie to me, I just hate when people lie about important shit like that so much
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#688 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Here's kinda what I see happening. I see someone in her who wanted more than she knew she could have. And unfortunately, you and your pal got caught up in it. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities with other gals. I guess that's the best advice I can give, I'm personally not one to be intimate with people anymore, so that's about all I can do.

But if you need a dude to just talk to, I'm just a couple clicks away.
User avatar
#689 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what she was really doing. But thanks man. Though my friend knows nothing still, tbh he's not even really a friend anymore, I'd be lying if I said it had nothing to do with her but he was just getting more annoying anyway
User avatar
#690 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
User avatar
#691 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
User avatar
#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
User avatar
#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
User avatar
#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
User avatar
#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
User avatar
#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#683 - Girl troubles, working, and playing magic, yourself?  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#684 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Working and playing magic.

What's up with the women?
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#685 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you want the long explanation or the short?
User avatar
#686 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
I've got time if you're willing to give.
User avatar
#687 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, there's this girl, who I always kind of liked who went to my Game store and played Magic. We never really spoke much but one night after the Journey to Nyx pre release I got a text from her in the middle of the night. We talked every day for about a month and one night she told me she liked me (I told her at some point that I like her). And I was just really happy, but a bit later my friend who I know was also trying to get with her (she thought he was gay so he must've finally explained that or something) texts me "got out of the friendzone" and I was utterly confused. So the girl kind of just stops really responding to texts, just ends conversations quickly for about a week before I just give up and stop texting her. Pretty sad for a bit but I was getting over it. Then about 2 weeks later she texts me again and we start talking like nothing happened, and started flirting with me and she really enjoys me making up sex stories between us (again, she's now dating my friend), so I just wrote her stories and we both enjoyed it. I was an idiot though and kept being persistent that we should hang out (though I constantly asked her if I should stop asking and she didn't seem to mind so I kept that up stupidly) once in awhile we all get together to play EDH, but I hardly enjoy it because her and my "friend" and together. She always would text me afterwards telling me I look great... And occasionally send me nudes... And I sent her some. And we always kept the sex stories going. Anyway she finally accepted to come over to my house where we just watched movies, but we made out and that just made me really happy. She came over again 2 weeks later and we watched movies... And we had sex. And another 2 weeks went by and on her last day of summer she came over and we had sex again. But when school started we hardly saw each other, where she must've found her conscious because she said a little later she just wants to be friends... After months of telling me she loves me and she likes me more than her boyfriend... We stopped texting each other but eventually I caved in and texted her again. But one night I just got insanely infuriated when she tried to sext with me again, telling her she has a boyfriend for that reason and how I truly felt about that whole situation. She told me at some point "to be honest you had a waaay better chance than he did" she realized how fucking stupid of a thing that was to say but she still said it. I haven't cried in years except for that night. We stopped texting again, but I caved yet again and texted her. We don't talk much though. I still love her but I just hate that I she would lie to me, I just hate when people lie about important shit like that so much
User avatar
#688 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Here's kinda what I see happening. I see someone in her who wanted more than she knew she could have. And unfortunately, you and your pal got caught up in it. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities with other gals. I guess that's the best advice I can give, I'm personally not one to be intimate with people anymore, so that's about all I can do.

But if you need a dude to just talk to, I'm just a couple clicks away.
User avatar
#689 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what she was really doing. But thanks man. Though my friend knows nothing still, tbh he's not even really a friend anymore, I'd be lying if I said it had nothing to do with her but he was just getting more annoying anyway
User avatar
#690 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
User avatar
#691 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
User avatar
#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
User avatar
#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
User avatar
#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
User avatar
#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
User avatar
#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#681 - Well it can't win em all I guess  [+] (15 new replies) 12/14/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#682 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
((Nor should it))

So what's been up, man?
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#683 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Girl troubles, working, and playing magic, yourself?
User avatar
#684 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Working and playing magic.

What's up with the women?
User avatar
#685 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you want the long explanation or the short?
User avatar
#686 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
I've got time if you're willing to give.
User avatar
#687 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, there's this girl, who I always kind of liked who went to my Game store and played Magic. We never really spoke much but one night after the Journey to Nyx pre release I got a text from her in the middle of the night. We talked every day for about a month and one night she told me she liked me (I told her at some point that I like her). And I was just really happy, but a bit later my friend who I know was also trying to get with her (she thought he was gay so he must've finally explained that or something) texts me "got out of the friendzone" and I was utterly confused. So the girl kind of just stops really responding to texts, just ends conversations quickly for about a week before I just give up and stop texting her. Pretty sad for a bit but I was getting over it. Then about 2 weeks later she texts me again and we start talking like nothing happened, and started flirting with me and she really enjoys me making up sex stories between us (again, she's now dating my friend), so I just wrote her stories and we both enjoyed it. I was an idiot though and kept being persistent that we should hang out (though I constantly asked her if I should stop asking and she didn't seem to mind so I kept that up stupidly) once in awhile we all get together to play EDH, but I hardly enjoy it because her and my "friend" and together. She always would text me afterwards telling me I look great... And occasionally send me nudes... And I sent her some. And we always kept the sex stories going. Anyway she finally accepted to come over to my house where we just watched movies, but we made out and that just made me really happy. She came over again 2 weeks later and we watched movies... And we had sex. And another 2 weeks went by and on her last day of summer she came over and we had sex again. But when school started we hardly saw each other, where she must've found her conscious because she said a little later she just wants to be friends... After months of telling me she loves me and she likes me more than her boyfriend... We stopped texting each other but eventually I caved in and texted her again. But one night I just got insanely infuriated when she tried to sext with me again, telling her she has a boyfriend for that reason and how I truly felt about that whole situation. She told me at some point "to be honest you had a waaay better chance than he did" she realized how fucking stupid of a thing that was to say but she still said it. I haven't cried in years except for that night. We stopped texting again, but I caved yet again and texted her. We don't talk much though. I still love her but I just hate that I she would lie to me, I just hate when people lie about important shit like that so much
User avatar
#688 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Here's kinda what I see happening. I see someone in her who wanted more than she knew she could have. And unfortunately, you and your pal got caught up in it. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities with other gals. I guess that's the best advice I can give, I'm personally not one to be intimate with people anymore, so that's about all I can do.

But if you need a dude to just talk to, I'm just a couple clicks away.
User avatar
#689 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what she was really doing. But thanks man. Though my friend knows nothing still, tbh he's not even really a friend anymore, I'd be lying if I said it had nothing to do with her but he was just getting more annoying anyway
User avatar
#690 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
User avatar
#691 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
User avatar
#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
User avatar
#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
User avatar
#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
User avatar
#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
User avatar
#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#2488902 - But I do 12/13/2014 on Friendly 0
#2488869 - Morning 12/13/2014 on Friendly +1
#2488162 - 17  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Friendly +1
#2488174 - anon (12/13/2014) [-]
underage ban for you.
#679 - Is really dumb right now with all the UR delver, expect playin…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/13/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#680 - lightarcanine (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I've seen. However, we had a GPT here a week ago and first went to American control and second went to Merfolk. U/R Delver placed 4th which was pretty funny.
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#681 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well it can't win em all I guess
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#682 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
((Nor should it))

So what's been up, man?
User avatar
#683 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Girl troubles, working, and playing magic, yourself?
User avatar
#684 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Working and playing magic.

What's up with the women?
User avatar
#685 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you want the long explanation or the short?
User avatar
#686 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
I've got time if you're willing to give.
User avatar
#687 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, there's this girl, who I always kind of liked who went to my Game store and played Magic. We never really spoke much but one night after the Journey to Nyx pre release I got a text from her in the middle of the night. We talked every day for about a month and one night she told me she liked me (I told her at some point that I like her). And I was just really happy, but a bit later my friend who I know was also trying to get with her (she thought he was gay so he must've finally explained that or something) texts me "got out of the friendzone" and I was utterly confused. So the girl kind of just stops really responding to texts, just ends conversations quickly for about a week before I just give up and stop texting her. Pretty sad for a bit but I was getting over it. Then about 2 weeks later she texts me again and we start talking like nothing happened, and started flirting with me and she really enjoys me making up sex stories between us (again, she's now dating my friend), so I just wrote her stories and we both enjoyed it. I was an idiot though and kept being persistent that we should hang out (though I constantly asked her if I should stop asking and she didn't seem to mind so I kept that up stupidly) once in awhile we all get together to play EDH, but I hardly enjoy it because her and my "friend" and together. She always would text me afterwards telling me I look great... And occasionally send me nudes... And I sent her some. And we always kept the sex stories going. Anyway she finally accepted to come over to my house where we just watched movies, but we made out and that just made me really happy. She came over again 2 weeks later and we watched movies... And we had sex. And another 2 weeks went by and on her last day of summer she came over and we had sex again. But when school started we hardly saw each other, where she must've found her conscious because she said a little later she just wants to be friends... After months of telling me she loves me and she likes me more than her boyfriend... We stopped texting each other but eventually I caved in and texted her again. But one night I just got insanely infuriated when she tried to sext with me again, telling her she has a boyfriend for that reason and how I truly felt about that whole situation. She told me at some point "to be honest you had a waaay better chance than he did" she realized how fucking stupid of a thing that was to say but she still said it. I haven't cried in years except for that night. We stopped texting again, but I caved yet again and texted her. We don't talk much though. I still love her but I just hate that I she would lie to me, I just hate when people lie about important shit like that so much
User avatar
#688 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Here's kinda what I see happening. I see someone in her who wanted more than she knew she could have. And unfortunately, you and your pal got caught up in it. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities with other gals. I guess that's the best advice I can give, I'm personally not one to be intimate with people anymore, so that's about all I can do.

But if you need a dude to just talk to, I'm just a couple clicks away.
User avatar
#689 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what she was really doing. But thanks man. Though my friend knows nothing still, tbh he's not even really a friend anymore, I'd be lying if I said it had nothing to do with her but he was just getting more annoying anyway
User avatar
#690 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
User avatar
#691 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
User avatar
#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
User avatar
#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
User avatar
#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
User avatar
#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
User avatar
#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
#677 - That's a sweet ass tee, so have you played modern recently?  [+] (19 new replies) 12/13/2014 on valve's profile 0
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#678 - lightarcanine (12/13/2014) [-]
No, I'm getting into it, though.

I'll probably play Aura hexproof or UW control.

Why?
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#679 - valve (12/13/2014) [-]
Is really dumb right now with all the UR delver, expect playing against a lot of it
User avatar
#680 - lightarcanine (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I've seen. However, we had a GPT here a week ago and first went to American control and second went to Merfolk. U/R Delver placed 4th which was pretty funny.
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#681 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well it can't win em all I guess
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#682 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
((Nor should it))

So what's been up, man?
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#683 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Girl troubles, working, and playing magic, yourself?
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#684 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Working and playing magic.

What's up with the women?
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#685 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you want the long explanation or the short?
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#686 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
I've got time if you're willing to give.
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#687 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, there's this girl, who I always kind of liked who went to my Game store and played Magic. We never really spoke much but one night after the Journey to Nyx pre release I got a text from her in the middle of the night. We talked every day for about a month and one night she told me she liked me (I told her at some point that I like her). And I was just really happy, but a bit later my friend who I know was also trying to get with her (she thought he was gay so he must've finally explained that or something) texts me "got out of the friendzone" and I was utterly confused. So the girl kind of just stops really responding to texts, just ends conversations quickly for about a week before I just give up and stop texting her. Pretty sad for a bit but I was getting over it. Then about 2 weeks later she texts me again and we start talking like nothing happened, and started flirting with me and she really enjoys me making up sex stories between us (again, she's now dating my friend), so I just wrote her stories and we both enjoyed it. I was an idiot though and kept being persistent that we should hang out (though I constantly asked her if I should stop asking and she didn't seem to mind so I kept that up stupidly) once in awhile we all get together to play EDH, but I hardly enjoy it because her and my "friend" and together. She always would text me afterwards telling me I look great... And occasionally send me nudes... And I sent her some. And we always kept the sex stories going. Anyway she finally accepted to come over to my house where we just watched movies, but we made out and that just made me really happy. She came over again 2 weeks later and we watched movies... And we had sex. And another 2 weeks went by and on her last day of summer she came over and we had sex again. But when school started we hardly saw each other, where she must've found her conscious because she said a little later she just wants to be friends... After months of telling me she loves me and she likes me more than her boyfriend... We stopped texting each other but eventually I caved in and texted her again. But one night I just got insanely infuriated when she tried to sext with me again, telling her she has a boyfriend for that reason and how I truly felt about that whole situation. She told me at some point "to be honest you had a waaay better chance than he did" she realized how fucking stupid of a thing that was to say but she still said it. I haven't cried in years except for that night. We stopped texting again, but I caved yet again and texted her. We don't talk much though. I still love her but I just hate that I she would lie to me, I just hate when people lie about important shit like that so much
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#688 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Here's kinda what I see happening. I see someone in her who wanted more than she knew she could have. And unfortunately, you and your pal got caught up in it. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities with other gals. I guess that's the best advice I can give, I'm personally not one to be intimate with people anymore, so that's about all I can do.

But if you need a dude to just talk to, I'm just a couple clicks away.
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#689 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know she was just being stupid and didn't know what she was really doing. But thanks man. Though my friend knows nothing still, tbh he's not even really a friend anymore, I'd be lying if I said it had nothing to do with her but he was just getting more annoying anyway
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#690 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
It seems that when you're at odds with someone, their faults come out more. And I notice the second someone starts dating a chick they become the biggest idiots on the planet. Like their chick acts like they have no faults and that gets to their head.
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#691 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
No, it was like just before they started talking. But that is true I do know a lot of people who've become more of jackasses after finding girl
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#692 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
So how's school been going? Just the 2 classes a day still? Gonna finish after this semester?
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#693 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Still 2 classes but its gonna go all year, gotta love no school stress
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#694 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Finals look easy, too?
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#695 - valve (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup, are you still in school?
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#696 - lightarcanine (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah, gradurbated last year. Working full-time now until I start college in March.

What're your college plans?
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#853 - lightarcanine (11/02/2015) [-]
INNISTRAD LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
#854 to #853 - valve (11/02/2015) [-]
ikr? that **** is mad hype
I'm really ******* stoked, I hope it's what people are saying it will be, the corruption of Avacyn, that'd be rad
#855 to #854 - lightarcanine (11/02/2015) [-]
There's soooooooooome evidence that Nahiri is Avacyn. And the Uncharted Realms where Ugin and Sorin talked left on a note of Sorin talking about how fetching Nahiri would be complicated. Plus, the Helavault and Avacyn both showed up at the same time. However, that would conflict with the timeline of Sorin becoming a planeswalker and also with the sealing of the Eldrazi. But that evidence is mostly anecdotal, so it may be retconned.
#844 - lightarcanine (10/13/2015) [-]
So the standard deck I made cast 4 Dig Through Time on the same turn last night.
#845 to #844 - valve (10/14/2015) [-]
das pretty good
m just guessing you got what you were searching for
#847 to #845 - lightarcanine (10/14/2015) [-]
But I got to Rolling Thunder for 35
#848 to #847 - valve (10/14/2015) [-]
damn, I like it
#850 to #848 - valve (10/14/2015) [-]
damn
thats actually rad as ****
#849 to #848 - lightarcanine (10/14/2015) [-]
Noyan Dar + Jeskai Ascendancy
#851 to #849 - valve (10/14/2015) [-]
^^
#852 to #851 - lightarcanine (10/14/2015) [-]
Dude it works and it's amazing
#846 to #845 - lightarcanine (10/14/2015) [-]
Mostly just Digs
#842 - lightarcanine (10/01/2015) [-]
I just realized.
Now with the two-block paradigm, we're going to be going to more worlds. We knew that before but think about it this way.
WE GET TO HYPE ABOUT WORLDS TWICE AS OFTEN. THE SLUMP OF THE THIRD SET IS NOW HYPE OF A NEW PLANE.
#843 to #842 - valve (10/01/2015) [-]
Dayum that's a good point
an now we don't have to deal with so many Core reprints
#831 - lightarcanine (09/25/2015) [-]
This is the Pre-Release Moth. He appears only 4 times per year.

Good pulls and consistent draws will come to you, but only if you post a
*"Good luck, Moth!"*
in this thread.
#832 to #831 - valve (09/26/2015) [-]
damn, I didn't do it in time
#833 to #832 - lightarcanine (09/27/2015) [-]
How'd it go?
#834 to #833 - valve (09/27/2015) [-]
went 3/1 so pretty good
what godless heathen did that
#835 to #834 - lightarcanine (09/27/2015) [-]
That's 3 packs for prizes, then?

No idea, just found it lying about the internet.
#836 to #835 - valve (09/29/2015) [-]
ye
didn't really pull anything too amazing, 2 brutal expulsions tho
#837 to #836 - lightarcanine (09/29/2015) [-]
That card seems like it'll be a lot of fun.
#838 to #837 - valve (09/29/2015) [-]
oh ya
I made temur morph for this friday
is lookin hot
#839 to #838 - lightarcanine (09/29/2015) [-]
Good luck with it

I'd be going to FNM but there's a Melee weekly on Friday so I can't
#840 to #839 - valve (09/29/2015) [-]
damn that sucks
first fridays of release days are always great
you get to **** around the most then
#841 to #840 - lightarcanine (09/29/2015) [-]
Yeah. Also rotation, so that's another big thing.
#816 - lightarcanine (09/18/2015) [-]
>You pull an Expedition Land
>It's the BFZ B/R Dual
#817 to #816 - valve (09/19/2015) [-]
pls no
#818 to #817 - lightarcanine (09/19/2015) [-]
Oh, reminds me of a fun story.

I pulled a Foil Comet Storm from MMA2015

That was a disappointment
#819 to #818 - valve (09/19/2015) [-]
that's pretty fukkin lame bruh
that's pretty fukkin lame bruh
#820 to #819 - lightarcanine (09/19/2015) [-]
Boosters are evil
#821 to #820 - valve (09/19/2015) [-]
I disagree   
I pulled a foil Hangarback Walker tonight    
I got those sweet value pack chills atm
I disagree
I pulled a foil Hangarback Walker tonight
I got those sweet value pack chills atm
#822 to #821 - lightarcanine (09/19/2015) [-]
Yo
YO
Sick af dude
#823 to #822 - valve (09/19/2015) [-]
its a good night
its a good night
#824 to #823 - lightarcanine (09/19/2015) [-]
So what's the plan with it?
#825 to #824 - valve (09/19/2015) [-]
probably trade it, I'm not planning on using it tbh but I think ill wait a bit after BFZ comes out to see any fun decks with it
#826 to #825 - lightarcanine (09/19/2015) [-]
Trade fodder for BFZ **** thooo
#827 to #826 - valve (09/19/2015) [-]
exactly
"pls just one Drana, ANYONE PLS"
#828 to #827 - lightarcanine (09/19/2015) [-]
She's so good. I needed a 3 drop in my Mono Black deck after Master and Herald rotate.

Also, what's Dack Fayden going to do now? He's lost his title as the Greatest Theif in the Multiverse.
#829 to #828 - valve (09/19/2015) [-]
probably steal it back
#830 to #829 - lightarcanine (09/19/2015) [-]
Fair enough
#813 - lightarcanine (09/15/2015) [-]
Exclusive Battle for Zendikar Spoiler Card

WHAAAAAAAT
#814 to #813 - valve (09/15/2015) [-]
don't you see
they're making counter spells only hit seige rhino
#815 to #814 - lightarcanine (09/15/2015) [-]
They knew it was stupid when they printed it. They knew what they'd done. They had no remorse, however.
#798 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
The Godless Shrine art.

FLAWLESS
#799 to #798 - valve (09/06/2015) [-]
ikr, I can't wait to see all the art
#800 to #799 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
OVERGROWN TOMB MAN
#801 to #800 - valve (09/06/2015) [-]
is gonna be gud
#802 to #801 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
Spoilers finally start Monday.
#803 to #802 - valve (09/06/2015) [-]
yeah, I think im gonna buy a case of the stuff
#804 to #803 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
I'm at least getting a Japanese box

Also, you're pretty much guaranteed an Expedition land in a case
#805 to #804 - valve (09/06/2015) [-]
yeah, exactly
#806 to #805 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
Dude. Duuuuude. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. RAAAAAAH I can't wait.

Still running the same decks?
#807 to #806 - valve (09/06/2015) [-]
well i made G/B elves for standard, aint that good so I think ill just go back to G/W CoCo
I just wanna play Nissa
#809 to #807 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
And not like bad stupid, it's just so good.
#808 to #807 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
CoCo is so stupid.
#810 to #808 - valve (09/06/2015) [-]
well yeah, but at least it aint control
#811 to #810 - lightarcanine (09/06/2015) [-]
Control is really growing on me. I built a B/R Pox deck for Modern and while it's not great, it's super fun for me.
#812 to #811 - valve (09/06/2015) [-]
sorrry, really had to sleep
and that actually sounds funny
#796 - andra (08/17/2015) [-]
i like your cars volvo
#797 to #796 - valve (08/17/2015) [-]
Thanks dog
#795 - lightarcanine (05/25/2015) [-]
Well how has MM2015 been for you?
#792 - lightarcanine (05/07/2015) [-]
The Titans
Karn
Prime Time
Comet Storm
Iona
Tezzeret the Seeker
Kiki-Jiki
Goyf
Bob
V-Clique
Bitterblossom
Mox Opal

That's 14, really pulling for Elesh Norn at 15.
#793 to #792 - valve (05/07/2015) [-]
Well it is so that's good news
#794 to #793 - lightarcanine (05/07/2015) [-]
The Gods have smiled upon me this day