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#10 - No! Do not read it, I implore you for it is of utmost importan… 06/20/2015 on furry kitty -2
#390 - Yeah, okay. 09/14/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#388 - Quite.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#389 - keltainenlumi (09/03/2014) [-]
Ur slow.
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#390 - vallander (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay.
#1060 - The cake's gone by now, though. That was made during the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1061 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
#1058 - I made this cake.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1059 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
you can be an even bigger dick than me sometimes
#1060 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
The cake's gone by now, though.
That was made during the summer.

He's a pretty piece of cake.
#1061 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
#1056 - Picture 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1054 - Your emotions' dick will curl up and die.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1055 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
people that do that belong on the gay baby jail
#1056 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#1052 - Breaking up right after sex is the ********* thing ever.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#1053 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
that makes your dick go inside your body
#1054 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Your emotions' dick will curl up and die.
#1055 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
people that do that belong on the gay baby jail
#1056 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#386 - Picture 08/24/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#384 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on vallander's profile 0
#385 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
Dat sounds butter
#386 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
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#387 - keltainenlumi (08/25/2014) [-]
Dicks.
#388 to #387 - vallander (09/03/2014) [-]
Quite.
#389 to #388 - keltainenlumi (09/03/2014) [-]
Ur slow.
#390 to #389 - vallander (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay.
#367 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
y
#368 to #367 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Y- Yo, dog.
Wh- What up in da hood, y- yo..!!
#370 to #369 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#371 to #370 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
You cumming onto me?
#373 to #372 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
That's a pretty bold approach.

Not that I mind.

#374 to #373 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Slut~.
#375 to #374 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
Gay.
#376 to #375 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
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#377 to #376 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
Lick lick mofo
Lick lick mofo
#378 to #377 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#379 to #378 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
You're acting pretty gay. Uknow?
#380 to #379 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Having fun, hehe.
#381 to #380 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
So I'm nothing more to you than a small source of amusement
#382 to #381 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
Naww.
Friendships are good and important.
#383 to #382 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
But friends do not sex each other
#384 to #383 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#385 to #384 - keltainenlumi (08/24/2014) [-]
Dat sounds butter
#386 to #385 - vallander (08/24/2014) [-]
#366 - devilspecter (10/23/2013) [-]
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#365 - TheFlamingFlamingo (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know why and we've only talked like ******* twice ever but I just felt like saying hi so hi
#332 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Cont​rolling a ba​dminton game is g​ay as f​agmin.

Try typing out this sentence yourself.
#354 to #332 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
You need new pictures, bro.
You need new pictures, bro.
#355 to #354 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
I also have this.
I also have this.
#356 to #355 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Fetch me new pictures, slave.
Fetch me new pictures, slave.
#357 to #356 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
OMG I'VE SEEN YOU USE THAT BEFORE YOU NEED NEW PICTURES
#358 to #357 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Just go get the ******* pictures, Mutzaki.
Just go get the ******* pictures, Mutzaki.
#359 to #358 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
#360 to #359 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Haha, you've used that picture before, you ******* gullible git.   
   
(You get off from profanities, right?)
Haha, you've used that picture before, you ******* gullible git.

(You get off from profanities, right?)
#361 to #360 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
God damn it, vally, stop knowing me better than my own mother!
#362 to #361 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
You love it, hahah.
#363 to #362 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
You can't prove ****...
#364 to #363 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
I can still make believe, tho'.
Ha ha ha!
#334 to #332 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
What ever for? Seems fishy.
#335 to #334 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Naaaah, just try it. Type out the first sentence in my previous comment.
#336 to #335 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Tried typing it once, but don't wanna post it.
I don't know what you're up to, hmmmmph. *frown*
#337 to #336 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Nuuuh, come ooon. Pleeease? Nothing bad will happen.
I just wanna trull you a bit.
#338 to #337 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Why do you wanna troll me!? *in Batman voice*
#339 to #338 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Because I never get to trull anyone D:
Pleeeease? :c
#340 to #339 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
I'll do it when you learn to dance.
I'll do it when you learn to dance.
#341 to #340 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
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#342 to #341 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
'Tis what I thought.
'Tis what I thought.
#343 to #342 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
#344 to #343 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Fans are great, we should get more fans.
Fans are great, we should get more fans.
#345 to #344 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
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#346 to #345 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
Is your body ready?
Is your body ready?
#347 to #346 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
No...no, it is not.
No...no, it is not.
#348 to #347 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm cool with that.
I'm cool with that.
#349 to #348 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
You're a meanie...
#350 to #349 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
The fandom for this one's pretty great.   
<-
The fandom for this one's pretty great.
<-
#351 to #350 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
The fandom for what now...?
#352 to #351 - vallander (02/19/2013) [-]
The series from which that's from.
The series from which that's from.
#353 to #352 - mutzaki
(02/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, I see...*slurp*
Oh, I see, I see...*slurp*
#322 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
Who are you?
#323 to #322 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
Guess.
#324 to #323 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
Mutz?
#333 to #324 - mutzaki (02/19/2013) [-]
Hah!
You and your assumptions.
#325 to #324 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
#326 to #325 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
I got it


You're vallander!
#327 to #326 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
The original one, too.
#328 to #327 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
Um


Alright
#329 to #328 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
What's the 'um' for?
#330 to #329 - ancientchaos (02/02/2013) [-]
I thought you were someone I knew or something
#331 to #330 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
You should get EX and play it with me.
#267 - swordwoman (01/06/2013) [-]
Yesterday a cop flirted with me, first he talked to me and later on he pulled out this line.   
   
&quot;Did you misbehave? I've got cuffs that you might like.&quot;   
   
My first thought of this horrid waste of time was, &quot;Does he not fear me?&quot;   
I just smiled awkwardly and he 'coughed' and walked away....   
This was ******* awkward to the max....    
   
   
   
So how you doin'?
Yesterday a cop flirted with me, first he talked to me and later on he pulled out this line.

"Did you misbehave? I've got cuffs that you might like."

My first thought of this horrid waste of time was, "Does he not fear me?"
I just smiled awkwardly and he 'coughed' and walked away....
This was ******* awkward to the max....



So how you doin'?
#321 to #267 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, you've hardly flirted with me. (Not like I have flirted with you either, tho'..)

Tomboys are nice.

My hands smell really good...
I gave a try to this new shower gel thing. It smells really attractive.
#288 to #267 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Let's just say: they look exactly like my friend's.
#289 to #288 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
PROVE IT!
PROVE IT!
#290 to #289 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
You're not very clever, are you?
Just read the few last messages over again, it's truly not that subtle.
#291 to #290 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
No i did see it. but was hoping for a picture of your face
#293 to #291 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
And, uh, sorry for assuming you were a dum dum. It's just that people seem really retarded all the time.
#295 to #293 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Lol, can agree with that. Like the whole cut for bieber ****....
Lol, can agree with that. Like the whole cut for bieber ****....
#298 to #295 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
I feel like going "Yeah, or <???>..." and complaining about something from my personal life.
#299 to #298 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
What ever is on yer mind, show it!!
#301 to #299 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
This guy is dissing me for being gay.
And, it sorta makes me feel uncomfortable.

I'm not sure if that's what I'm pissed off a bout, tho'.
#304 to #301 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Maybe he got the hots for you? or is gay himself and is afraid to come out for it.    
Don't show it that it's hurting you in any kind of way, just be yourself.   
   
*hugs* Don't worry sweetheart, I can always stomp their ******* face in.
Maybe he got the hots for you? or is gay himself and is afraid to come out for it.
Don't show it that it's hurting you in any kind of way, just be yourself.

*hugs* Don't worry sweetheart, I can always stomp their ******* face in.
#305 to #304 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Dunno, he said something about having a girlfriend.
I've already opened up about how he's obviously a dick towards me.

Oh, I wish that was true.
#308 to #305 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah he has a girlfriends doesn't mean ****, it could always be a cover up, or he wants to convince himself. Anywho, just live your life ^-^
Yeah he has a girlfriends doesn't mean ****, it could always be a cover up, or he wants to convince himself. Anywho, just live your life ^-^
#309 to #308 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
He says he's creeped out by how I'm 'coming onto him all the time'.
Pfft, this isn't living, this is enduring and surviving. I want a holiday.. but people keep stacking up obligations to me, sigh.
#312 to #309 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
This is your life, your path to walk on. Put those people in their place when they even dare to step on you path.


When he says he's creeped out, fine his lost. Find a different toy to play with *wink*
#313 to #312 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
I should beat up the government and just take what I want? Dunno, I'd go to jail and lose all my nice things if I did that.

It's not like I'm doing it for any real reason. I like it, it's fun.
Him complaining about it is making it less fun, sigh.
#315 to #313 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
No guts no Glory.
No guts no Glory.
#317 to #315 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
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#292 to #291 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Don't wanna.
I'd get nothing in return, anyway.
#294 to #292 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
If you show me your face i will show you mine!
If you show me your face i will show you mine!
#296 to #294 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Don't try to pressure people into something you wouldn't be willing to do first yourself.
Qq.
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#300 to #297 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
You... weren't suppose to agree to those terms..
Aaanyways, look, here, you.
I don't honestly want to show my face, for stupid reasons.
And, I don't have a picture at hand. (I did try looking for one on my comp.)

But, I guess I could maybe agree to revealing my looks with time. ..but... I'd have to be bestest of pals with you..

You already got to see my beautiful eyes..!
#302 to #300 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Never play with me, you'll never win and I will always get what I want~

Buttt we are bestest of pals~ you post your face and delete afterwards, no biggie~
#303 to #302 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
I hate people like that, they stress me out so much.
I also hate pushy people.

I have no real luck, huh.
#306 to #303 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
I guess we have something in common, but post your picture when you feel comfy to do so. I don't care really when, I'm just curious how you look~
#307 to #306 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Finally! Thank you, *huggles*.
Why? Don't tell me you like me.
#310 to #307 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't fall for anyone~ But I can tell that you like me very much~   
   
Don't worry, I won't tell your little boy toys about this naughty thing you're trying to hide~
Nah, I don't fall for anyone~ But I can tell that you like me very much~

Don't worry, I won't tell your little boy toys about this naughty thing you're trying to hide~
#311 to #310 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
How come? Did something happen?
Well, interested in me, same thing.

Oh? What am I hiding?
#314 to #311 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
I have a dream to fulfill, a man would stop me from doing so.   
As a friend yes darling~ I like your personality very much~   
   
You're hiding your dark little secret~ me~   
   
That picture, the guy has blue eyes =-=
I have a dream to fulfill, a man would stop me from doing so.
As a friend yes darling~ I like your personality very much~

You're hiding your dark little secret~ me~

That picture, the guy has blue eyes =-=
#316 to #314 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
That's like saying it'd have to get serious.
Woah, someone who appreciates me for my personality. I feel blessed.

You're my dirty little secret? Haha.

He's pretty hot, ain' he?
#318 to #316 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
No, no relationship what so ever.
What we are a little bit alike no?

Yesh he is, I would whip him around a bit~
#319 to #318 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
How boring.
Me and you? Alike?

What else do you do besides sadism?
#320 to #319 - swordwoman
(01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, a little bit, we both are huge flirts, and some other things.

I fight, train. Don't let that picture fool you, I just attempted a 'cute' pose.
#268 to #267 - vallander (01/07/2013) [-]
Cops aren't allowed to hit on people!
Only handsome young detectives are!

I'm alright, tired, tho'.
First day of skewl in few weeks.... feels bad...
Oh, well.. Maybe I'll have some fun.

<- Look.
#269 to #268 - swordwoman (01/07/2013) [-]
School in a few weeks!? when!? I have school tomorrow T^T   
I don't like cops!!! nor detectives! Yes maybe you will have some fun in school &lt;u&lt;   
   
I know that animal, I've seen it before but is that you? I guess it is, tell me moar about this picture!
School in a few weeks!? when!? I have school tomorrow T^T
I don't like cops!!! nor detectives! Yes maybe you will have some fun in school <u<

I know that animal, I've seen it before but is that you? I guess it is, tell me moar about this picture!
#270 to #269 - vallander (01/07/2013) [-]
I had school just now. It... wasn't that awful.. I suppose..
Got something to hide? Hehe.

It ain' me, jeez. It's just a picture I thought looked nice.
The pig-thing i's a peculiar creature.
#271 to #270 - swordwoman (01/07/2013) [-]
What happened in school? and whats new with the guy that fell for you charms?   
....I've got nothing to tell &lt;_&lt;   
   
Show me a picture of yourself!!
What happened in school? and whats new with the guy that fell for you charms?
....I've got nothing to tell <_<

Show me a picture of yourself!!
#272 to #271 - vallander (01/07/2013) [-]
What guy?
Tell me your secrets... *touch*

No.
#273 to #272 - swordwoman (01/07/2013) [-]
tell my secrets?   
   
show me your face!   
   
You made a guy fall for you? remember? what happened to that?
tell my secrets?

show me your face!

You made a guy fall for you? remember? what happened to that?
#274 to #273 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.

Why? I'd hardly stay fully anonymous if I revealed my face to you.

Well, I do that all the time. So I can hardly remember all the guys I hit on.
#275 to #274 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Boring.

So you kind of broke the poor things heart.
bad...
#276 to #275 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
You sorta made me get pictures of myself.
I'm.. so sexy... jeez... my smile.. it's so beautiful... such handsome figures..!! Gah! I'm so ******* attractive, man.

It's okay, he's just some guy.
#277 to #276 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Yay! *claps hands in a excited fashion* show me one!!    
   
And yes, my eyes are beautiful~ I'm Beautiful~    
Lol, he's just some guy. Bad boy, not nice. Don't play with a heart.
Yay! *claps hands in a excited fashion* show me one!!

And yes, my eyes are beautiful~ I'm Beautiful~
Lol, he's just some guy. Bad boy, not nice. Don't play with a heart.
#278 to #277 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope.

Mine are more interesting, jajaja.
Nyeh, I'm just passing a favor.
#279 to #278 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Mean.   
   
As you can see, my eyes are beautiful~   
Passing a favor?
Mean.

As you can see, my eyes are beautiful~
Passing a favor?
#280 to #279 - vallander
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#281 to #280 - swordwoman (01/08/2013) [-]
Turquoise

lol, little boy don't play a game with fire~
#282 to #281 - vallander (01/08/2013) [-]
What kinda homo has turquoise eyes, hmph.

Wanna play with me? Hehe~.
#283 to #282 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
If he did had turquoise eyes, he would have beautiful eyes!
#284 to #283 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
You sayin' those eyes are adorable?
#285 to #284 - swordwoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, yes i am~
#286 to #285 - vallander (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you~.
My friend will be happy to hear that.
#287 to #286 - swordwoman
(01/10/2013) [-]
Now show me a picture of your eyes.
#255 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
:D
#257 to #255 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
(Smoother version is smoother.)
#258 to #257 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
God Jul, notvallander!
(check me name again)
#259 to #258 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
Feliz Navidad, bro.
I know, jajaja.
#260 to #259 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
Joyeux Noël, brutha.
#261 to #260 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
One day, bro. One day.
#262 to #261 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
:(
Yes, one day not too far from now.
#263 to #262 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
Want a kiss under a mistletoe with me?
#264 to #263 - mutzaki (12/23/2012) [-]
You know it <3
#265 to #264 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
You're not suppose to agree to it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MllTKxrGL9g
#256 to #255 - vallander (12/23/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas, NotMutzaki!
#242 - notmutzaki (12/17/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIBNxMXtWtM
I love this commercial.

Also, I just love that song below.
#245 to #242 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
How lewd.

youtu.be/s3Q80mk7bxE
I heard you like Jackson 5.
#248 to #245 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
Eh, they're kinda all right.
#251 to #248 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
youtu.be/zczOF1j_K5w?t=1m29s You like live music?
#243 to #241 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Han år en vampyr?
Damn.
#244 to #243 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
Han är en vampyr, silly nilly.
#246 to #244 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Right! År would be a year, wouldn't it.
Hanging out with you can be so educational, jeez.
#247 to #246 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
I enjoy feeling useful :D
You're a good Vally.
#249 to #247 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Yay, I made someone relatively happy~.
What? You're gonna pet me now? Hehe.
#250 to #249 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
You know you'd love it.
You know you'd love it.
#252 to #250 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
My face when.
#253 to #252 - notmutzaki (12/18/2012) [-]
D'aww, vally is a cutie.

It's been lovely talking to you once more. I must be off now, though, so I can fail my exam in roughly 4 hours and endure this last bit of school. Nightynight!
#254 to #253 - vallander (12/18/2012) [-]
Right!?

A- Ah? Well, good luck, do your best! Have fun, see you soon.
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