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#421 - That has no bearing on anything. 02/19/2014 on Well I'm a thief not a... 0
#95 - I'm like, 90% sure there cant be any NEW players by now. Surel…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Guard Duty 0
#155 - thecrayzeeman (03/11/2014) [-]

I'm new as new gets.
#100 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Just bought Dark Souls yesterday, gonna probably try it out tomorrow or tonight. Wish me luck.
#4 - Possibly my new favourite reaction gif  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Well I'm a thief not a... +5
#26 - sanguinesolitude (02/17/2014) [-]
it's ancient...
#421 - valkeyere (02/19/2014) [-]
That has no bearing on anything.
#10 - Are you implying this woman is fat? Oh god *facepalm*  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on 1950s fap -2
User avatar #11 - undeadmaus (01/29/2014) [-]
No but sure put words in my mouth.
#28 - I beg to differ. I laughed like a ******* maniacal moron. 01/06/2014 on New manicure +2
#23 - It might be that its 1:30 in the morning, but this thoroughly … 01/01/2014 on Get your literary on... +2
#188 - Called Caltrops. Literally, think \o/ Ninjas 12/04/2013 on Maximum nope 0
#26 - Thank you. Here have a thumb (: 11/13/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#3 - If someone can give me a transcript of all the text in this gi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Stereotypes +1
#10 - azteh (11/13/2013) [-]
When gifs with text go too fast and I have to watch multiple times to catch all the words which may convey important information such as the fact that scientists created a computer memory crystal that can store 360 TB of data per disc and lasts approximately 1 million years by using pure silica and storing the data in 5 dimensions; a french canadian soldier during WWII single-handedly captured 53 german soldiers and he declined the invitation to be decorated because according to him, general montgomery (who was giving the award) was "incompetent" and in no position to be giving out medals; Disney rejected back to the future because the mother/son storyline was "not appropriate"; When you encounter some information for the first time and then begin to notice it everywhere, you're experiencing something called the baader-meinhoff phenomenon; Mark Twain was born shortly after Hailey's Comet and predicted he would "go out with it" too; and he died a day after the comet's subsequent return; Part of the Manhattan Project involved injecting patients with plutonium to see what would happen; and for every lion cub that lives to be one year old, its parents have mated nearly 3000 times. I have too much time to waste
#26 - valkeyere (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you. Here have a thumb (:
User avatar #22 - guidoforlife (11/13/2013) [-]
and by "too much time to waste" he means he saw the top comment from when this gif made the front page a couple days ago

unless you were the guy who originally posted this. in that case, my apologies
#27 - azteh (11/13/2013) [-]
I wasn't and I did see it, but I couldn't find it again, because I suck at searching for things on FJ, so I took the gif and looked at it in photoshop frame by frame What else was I supposed to do? My schoolwork? I never do that
#11 - I just can't. This made me so angry inside. Why did you do thi… 11/12/2013 on videogame characters +1
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