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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox, SNES, stuff like that
Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
Last Login:2/08/2014
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#12 - I know! I made this girl a sweet breakfast in bed, woke he…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on Men, Do this +27
User avatar #29 - silasdg (10/07/2012) [-]
Shit we all know how that feels.
#19 - I ended up here.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2012 on GENIUS +1
User avatar #20 - ryantheatheist (10/06/2012) [-]
Fuck...



that...



shit...
#21 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
#22 - ryantheatheist (10/06/2012) [-]
MFW going there at level 2
User avatar #25 - kristinkhaos (10/07/2012) [-]
This place is why I originally sold Oblivion back to EBgames. I got to the realm the first time and was like "Nope. Fuck this."

Now I just had going there when it's full of Xivilai and all the other nasty things :c
#23 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
#111 - Allow me to make it clear. 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter -3
#103 - Don't lie to me jeff. 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter 0
#99 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter +1
#96 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter +4
#23 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Brilliant +2
#94 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter +1
#91 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter +1
#54 - Ben Dover 10/06/2012 on I remember libary cards... +1
#87 - I think you accidentally that sentence. 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter +2
#85 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter -3
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter -3
#85 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
#83 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter -3
#84 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
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#82 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Horry Putter -3
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#76 - How does 450 ***** sound? I mean this story i…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Devotion 0
User avatar #165 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the best i can do right now is 0.00004 fucks. I need to polish it, and it will proboably sit on my shelves for a couple of months, take it or leave it.
User avatar #166 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
You lowered the price!
This is bullshit man, raise it up to at least 5 fucks, or I'm taking this quality piece some where else.
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the market right now is not too good for cool stories, there is enough of them everywhere, here's what. You polish the story, make it a tad bit longer and descriptive, and we'll see the price then.
User avatar #168 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my brohamskis, and we were like.
"Yo Oliver Clothsoff! Ben Dover!"
And my brohamskis were like HAHAHAAHAHALOLXD!2!!!!!!ELEVENONE!!!
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Is what I'm now offering you.
User avatar #169 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here's what, i will state my price, you state yours and we will see if we can work out a deal. I'd say, based on the massive !'s, brohamski and 11111ONEELEVEN111 usage, it is worth maybe 2.3 fucks, and a lollypop.
User avatar #170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
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And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#26 - Have you purchased the new Samsung Universe XXXXXVII?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on Meanwhile in parallel... +1
User avatar #27 - thepinkestofthepie (10/05/2012) [-]
No, my friend has it. It's looking pretty good, but I didn't get to use it.
#144 - Picture 10/03/2012 on Bob Ross +3
#128 - I believe this gif is a faster version. 10/01/2012 on Facebook (69) -2
#545 - SIR, I USE ARE INSTEAD OF OUR, WE'RE STILL PRETTY *****… 10/01/2012 on dear god no 0
#543 - SIR, WE'RE TRYING TO DEFEND THE LAST LINE, OUR SUPPLIES ARE LO…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on dear god no 0
#545 - valen (10/01/2012) [-]
SIR, I USE ARE INSTEAD OF OUR, WE'RE STILL PRETTY FUCKED THOUGH.
#54 - Y0 D4WG H0W 4r3 Y0|_| D01/\| 10/01/2012 on Declaration of Meme... 0
#19 - Picture 10/01/2012 on how to save a cat from... 0
#78 - Picture 10/01/2012 on Draw a way across +3
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on how to save a cat from... +2
#19 - valen (10/01/2012) [-]
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