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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox, SNES, stuff like that
Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
Last Login:2/08/2014
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Content Thumbs: 11 total,  57 ,  46
Comment Thumbs: 1393 total,  1888 ,  495
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on You gon' get it now +26
User avatar #177 - demonfish (10/08/2012) [-]
Did you retards actually take him seriously?
#29 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Facebook(808) +34
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Facebook(808) +2
#61 - itsmebigd (10/07/2012) [-]
Hey man, thanks for calling me in. This story is pretty cool and well written, but there are a few grammatical errors. Frankly, I think it's in good condition, but, it's fake.
#174 - Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! C…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion 0
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#321 - Picture 10/07/2012 on you're a faggot +3
#8 - Blondes screwing things in are all over the internet. 10/07/2012 on Siri you silly goose +1
#6 - Here, take this. 10/07/2012 on What is this.. I don't even.. 0
#1 - >Limp noodle cock >His cock is weak >His ball…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Green Story is Best Story +193
#16 - irokk (10/07/2012) [-]
Someone finally beat the Internet
User avatar #4 - thebrownmousepad (10/07/2012) [-]
>He's nervous
>But on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop his balls
>But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
>The damn dog is barking so loud
>She opens her mouth but the dick won't come out
>She's choking now
>Everybody's joking now
>Cum is out
>Time's up over BLOW
#24 - sidathon (10/07/2012) [-]
You get all these awesome stories only at 4chan posts on this website..... oh God.
#5 - ramerez (10/07/2012) [-]
so call me maybe...
User avatar #7 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
AAAALLLWAAAYS I WANNA BEEE WITH YOUUU
#21 - Womens Study Major (10/07/2012) [-]
BILL NYE THE SCIENSE GUY!
#3 - Womens Study Major (10/07/2012) [-]
Hahaha, oh man.. way funnier than the actual content
#170 - How about 9.2 ***** ? I know it's quadrupling the …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion 0
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
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And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#168 - Alright so I was chilling with my brohamskis, and we were like…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion 0
User avatar #169 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here's what, i will state my price, you state yours and we will see if we can work out a deal. I'd say, based on the massive !'s, brohamski and 11111ONEELEVEN111 usage, it is worth maybe 2.3 fucks, and a lollypop.
User avatar #170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
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And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#166 - You lowered the price! This is ******** man, …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion +1
User avatar #167 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the market right now is not too good for cool stories, there is enough of them everywhere, here's what. You polish the story, make it a tad bit longer and descriptive, and we'll see the price then.
User avatar #168 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my brohamskis, and we were like.
"Yo Oliver Clothsoff! Ben Dover!"
And my brohamskis were like HAHAHAAHAHALOLXD!2!!!!!!ELEVENONE!!!
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Is what I'm now offering you.
User avatar #169 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here's what, i will state my price, you state yours and we will see if we can work out a deal. I'd say, based on the massive !'s, brohamski and 11111ONEELEVEN111 usage, it is worth maybe 2.3 fucks, and a lollypop.
User avatar #170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
User avatar #171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
--
And a picture is what I'm offering you.
User avatar #175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
User avatar #176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
User avatar #177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#2 - Mfw I was talking to someone on the phone and said, "Hold… 10/07/2012 on Phone Rage 0
#7 - Comment deleted 10/07/2012 on I don't believe that's your... 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/07/2012 on OOOOOOOOOOOH! +62
#202 - shadysoul (10/07/2012) [-]
Nope
#106 - brianhanerjr (10/07/2012) [-]
#33 - epiknarwhalz (10/07/2012) [-]
#12 - jeroylenkins (10/07/2012) [-]
#7 - darkdragonswrath (10/07/2012) [-]
#36 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Facebook (3) -1
#35 - **valen rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at in …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Facebook (3) -1
#36 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
#59 - You've got to be ******** me. 10/06/2012 on I answered no 0
#54 - GET OUT OF MY HEAD.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on I answered no 0
#59 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
You've got to be shitting me.
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on fake bitch +1
User avatar #37 - bellamour (10/06/2012) [-]
As much as I see that photo I laugh every single time.
#51 - He guessed Vegeta and Goku. **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on I answered no 0
#54 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
#59 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
You've got to be shitting me.
#30 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2012 on fake bitch +1
#33 - bellamour (10/06/2012) [-]
Ahem.
#36 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #37 - bellamour (10/06/2012) [-]
As much as I see that photo I laugh every single time.
#27 - Picture 10/06/2012 on I know what you mean... +4
#25 - If you look closely you can tell it's fake. 10/06/2012 on Best dad ever -2
#23 - Picture 10/06/2012 on GENIUS 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2012 on GENIUS 0
#22 - ryantheatheist (10/06/2012) [-]
MFW going there at level 2
User avatar #25 - kristinkhaos (10/07/2012) [-]
This place is why I originally sold Oblivion back to EBgames. I got to the realm the first time and was like "Nope. Fuck this."

Now I just had going there when it's full of Xivilai and all the other nasty things :c
#23 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
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