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valen

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Valen
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox, SNES, stuff like that
Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
Last Login:2/08/2014
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 11 total,  57 ,  46
Comment Thumbs: 1394 total,  1889 ,  495
Content Level Progress: 27.11% (16/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:6267
Total Comments Made:422
FJ Points:1391
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latest user's comments

#111 - It's the same ******* person too. 02/25/2013 on Bargains on Ebay 0
#204 - >Superhero >hero 02/25/2013 on Broly +2
#130 - Yeah, kick bricks with your foot, see how that works for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on home cinema done right 0
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#133 - reican (02/25/2013) [-]
I got steel tipped shoes at work, besides, you don't kick with toes first.
#40 - Don't do that with your 8 'o' Clock coffee. 02/24/2013 on Thug Life 0
#26 - Dubs rolled my profile picture :/ 02/21/2013 on If you know what I mean... 0
#19 - I swear this was on the frontpage like four days ago.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2013 on If you know what I mean... +9
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#24 - megamilk (02/20/2013) [-]
nice profile pic.
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#26 - valen (02/21/2013) [-]
Dubs rolled my profile picture :/
#23 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
It was D;
#13 - >Friend throws Phone at window >Texts him, "Did… 02/08/2013 on Funny texting +4
#29 - Part of me wants it to happen, but the other part of me doesn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Sleep Paralysis 0
#41 - revanmal (01/30/2013) [-]
One time, an arm grew out of the wall and ripped the paint off like a mask. There was a skinless, bleeding, screaming face behind it.

Shadows move in threatening shapes, monsters and evil creatures sit on your chest, pinning you there (a subconscious manifestation of the paralysis), and there's just no telling what sort of horrible things will start torturing you. It only lasts for a few seconds, but it feels like forever.

A thing like the motherfucker in my picture showed up regularly.
#146 - >Student Signature >Print Signature >I write … 12/19/2012 on Title. +6
#143 - Picture 12/19/2012 on Sloth +2