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Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
Last Login:2/08/2014
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#166 - You lowered the price! This is ******** man, raise it up t…  [+] (9 replies) 10/07/2012 on Devotion +1
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#167 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the market right now is not too good for cool stories, there is enough of them everywhere, here's what. You polish the story, make it a tad bit longer and descriptive, and we'll see the price then.
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#168 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my brohamskis, and we were like.
"Yo Oliver Clothsoff! Ben Dover!"
And my brohamskis were like HAHAHAAHAHALOLXD!2!!!!!!ELEVENONE!!!
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Is what I'm now offering you.
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#169 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, a use of brohamskis? This ups the value by a margin. Here's what, i will state my price, you state yours and we will see if we can work out a deal. I'd say, based on the massive !'s, brohamski and 11111ONEELEVEN111 usage, it is worth maybe 2.3 fucks, and a lollypop.
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#170 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
How about 9.2 fucks? I know it's quadrupling the price, but it is a solid piece, and it'll make you a lot of money.
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#171 - tankeruber (10/07/2012) [-]
Im sorry, but the realisation time to sell it is not worth 9.2 fucks. How about we up the price to 3.3 fucks.
#174 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
Alright so I was chilling with my best brohamskis (LIKE LOL! COOLEST GUISE EVAR)
and then like, I was like "lol dude, lol, take oliver clothsoff and ben dover!"
And they were like ALHLAHAHAHAHAH LELELELELE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXD!!!!1@!@12!2!@@2!@!@ELEEVENEELEVENTYONE!FORTYTWO! !!
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And a picture is what I'm offering you.
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#175 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
I can be negotiated, but i will price this at 7.8 fucks.
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#176 - tankeruber (10/08/2012) [-]
Negotiated with*
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#177 - valen (10/08/2012) [-]
That seems like a fair price, I'll take it.
#4 - Picture  [+] (5 replies) 10/07/2012 on OOOOOOOOOOOH! +62
#202 - shadysoul (10/07/2012) [-]
Nope
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#36 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Facebook (3) -1
#35 - **valen rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at in …  [+] (1 reply) 10/07/2012 on Facebook (3) -1
#36 - valen (10/07/2012) [-]
#54 - GET OUT OF MY HEAD.  [+] (1 reply) 10/06/2012 on I answered no 0
#59 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
You've got to be shitting me.
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 10/06/2012 on fake bitch +1
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#37 - bellamour (10/06/2012) [-]
As much as I see that photo I laugh every single time.
#51 - He guessed Vegeta and Goku. ****.  [+] (2 replies) 10/06/2012 on I answered no 0
#54 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
#59 - valen (10/06/2012) [-]
You've got to be shitting me.