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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#52 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on minions! 0
#43 - As a guy who has been in an online relationship for over two y…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Not real +20
User avatar #191 - fuzzypickles (07/07/2013) [-]
wow what a fag get a real girlfriend

jk
have you ever met her?
#196 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
"we have met as of last summer"



ill let that sink in
User avatar #186 - comentator (07/07/2013) [-]
My story is literally same.
User avatar #55 - lavitts (07/07/2013) [-]
Whoever tries to put a seat on that bike is gonna have a really bad day.
#36 - Scribblenauts 06/21/2013 on Scribblenopes. 0
#3636960 - Selling everything in my inventory..Dont really know what pric… 04/29/2013 on Play items 0
#432729 - Ah, Alright. All we need is a heavy to finish our highlander team.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #432793 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
ahh, i guess id been to busy for highlander anyways... was playing a bit for a friend in it once ;)
#432395 - Wouldn't happen to play much heavy, would ya?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #432690 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
i hate heavy...

pyro>medic>solider>scout>demo>rest classes>heavy
#432729 - vColtmanfraco (04/27/2013) [-]
Ah, Alright. All we need is a heavy to finish our highlander team.
User avatar #432793 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
ahh, i guess id been to busy for highlander anyways... was playing a bit for a friend in it once ;)
#431073 - 9, Highlander.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#431076 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#431066 - I was more or less looking for people to join a UGC Highlander…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#431072 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#431073 - vColtmanfraco (04/26/2013) [-]
9, Highlander.
#431076 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#431062 - What's up funnyjunk? Any pretty decently skilled TF2 players o…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #431085 - burningdash (04/26/2013) [-]
i look at myself as a decent player, why askin?
#432395 - vColtmanfraco (04/27/2013) [-]
Wouldn't happen to play much heavy, would ya?
User avatar #432690 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
i hate heavy...

pyro>medic>solider>scout>demo>rest classes>heavy
#432729 - vColtmanfraco (04/27/2013) [-]
Ah, Alright. All we need is a heavy to finish our highlander team.
User avatar #432793 - burningdash (04/27/2013) [-]
ahh, i guess id been to busy for highlander anyways... was playing a bit for a friend in it once ;)
User avatar #431065 - murrlogic (04/26/2013) [-]
Look for 2 guys named Pynkato and Splargh...You will win whatever team you are on with them.
#431066 - vColtmanfraco (04/26/2013) [-]
I was more or less looking for people to join a UGC Highlander team for the upcoming summer season.
#431072 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#431073 - vColtmanfraco (04/26/2013) [-]
9, Highlander.
#431076 - notquiterepostjunk has deleted their comment.
#224 - Nipplesnipplesnipples  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Oblivion 0
#228 - ihateblacks (04/21/2013) [-]
Thats too long
#232 - ijustwantedtoaskaq (04/21/2013) [-]
Isuckedherdick
#233 - isuckedherdick (04/21/2013) [-]
I like it
#417563 - Picture 04/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#417558 - Picture 04/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#416923 - Hey guys! We're starting a UGC Highlander tf2 team (competitiv…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#417045 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/14/2013) [-]
too hc for me, bub
but, im curious... how do "competitive tf2 rules" work?

i honestly didnt think people really played tf2 in a "professional" capacity...
User avatar #416928 - guiguito (04/14/2013) [-]
shit my sound is busted, i got the mic tho
#74983 - I guess a story would provide my best chance.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #74987 - unncommon (04/12/2013) [-]
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.
One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is
my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least
like the Mercedez, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least
like the trip, and she would know that I love her."


The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself."
#74979 - Hey guys, Care to help me out? Wasn't sure what board to post …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #74981 - unncommon (04/12/2013) [-]
Womens rights.

Prop 8.

Emancipation Proclamation

The Holocaust

Just kidding. But what type of joke are you looking for? (Story, one-liner, anecdote, etc.)
#74983 - vColtmanfraco (04/12/2013) [-]
I guess a story would provide my best chance.
User avatar #74987 - unncommon (04/12/2013) [-]
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.
One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is
my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least
like the Mercedez, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least
like the trip, and she would know that I love her."


The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself."
#481 - Sir Penis 04/07/2013 on some OC 0
#149 - This is what I get for missing an episode and coming on funnyj…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Merle, Motherfuckers! +12
#152 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
No, that's what you get for scrolling down to the comment section when content is from a show you're watching.

#5523 - Well that's awkward. 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#53210 - I tend to side with happy/serene music.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #53212 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Hm...
Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse, Stranger in Town
Holy Fuck - Red Lights, Lovely Allen
Explosions in the Sky - The Birth and Death of the Day
Corelia - The Sound of Glaciers Moving

Hope there's something new for you there.
#53207 - I don't think I have it in me to completely ignore her. 02/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#53205 - I'll probably just stick with Caravan Palace till I'm through …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #53208 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Too bouncy to dispel whatever haunts me at a given time. I don't ever experience actual anger, so having that kind of feeling in my music tends to have a calming effect on me. I have no idea why.
#53210 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
I tend to side with happy/serene music.
User avatar #53212 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Hm...
Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse, Stranger in Town
Holy Fuck - Red Lights, Lovely Allen
Explosions in the Sky - The Birth and Death of the Day
Corelia - The Sound of Glaciers Moving

Hope there's something new for you there.
#53204 - I appreciate the help man. 02/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#53202 - That we do not. Welp, Just gotta think that before things get …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #53203 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Admiral Angry helps.
#53205 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll probably just stick with Caravan Palace till I'm through this. Headphones on, World off.
User avatar #53208 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Too bouncy to dispel whatever haunts me at a given time. I don't ever experience actual anger, so having that kind of feeling in my music tends to have a calming effect on me. I have no idea why.
#53210 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
I tend to side with happy/serene music.
User avatar #53212 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Hm...
Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse, Stranger in Town
Holy Fuck - Red Lights, Lovely Allen
Explosions in the Sky - The Birth and Death of the Day
Corelia - The Sound of Glaciers Moving

Hope there's something new for you there.
#53197 - True, True. Here's to the future. Let's see what it holds.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #53200 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Hehe, we have no choice but to, no?
#53202 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
That we do not. Welp, Just gotta think that before things get better, they're gonna get worse. Just wish it'd happen quicker.
User avatar #53203 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Admiral Angry helps.
#53205 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll probably just stick with Caravan Palace till I'm through this. Headphones on, World off.
User avatar #53208 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Too bouncy to dispel whatever haunts me at a given time. I don't ever experience actual anger, so having that kind of feeling in my music tends to have a calming effect on me. I have no idea why.
#53210 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
I tend to side with happy/serene music.
User avatar #53212 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Hm...
Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse, Stranger in Town
Holy Fuck - Red Lights, Lovely Allen
Explosions in the Sky - The Birth and Death of the Day
Corelia - The Sound of Glaciers Moving

Hope there's something new for you there.
#53194 - I'm not saying she'll gloat or anything..I'll just catch word …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #53196 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Eh... Well, doesn't matter. Nothing matters. We become attached, we get invested, and it's gone.
#53197 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
True, True. Here's to the future. Let's see what it holds.
User avatar #53200 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Hehe, we have no choice but to, no?
#53202 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
That we do not. Welp, Just gotta think that before things get better, they're gonna get worse. Just wish it'd happen quicker.
User avatar #53203 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Admiral Angry helps.
#53205 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll probably just stick with Caravan Palace till I'm through this. Headphones on, World off.
User avatar #53208 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Too bouncy to dispel whatever haunts me at a given time. I don't ever experience actual anger, so having that kind of feeling in my music tends to have a calming effect on me. I have no idea why.
#53210 - vColtmanfraco (02/08/2013) [-]
I tend to side with happy/serene music.
User avatar #53212 - Zarke (02/08/2013) [-]
Hm...
Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse, Stranger in Town
Holy Fuck - Red Lights, Lovely Allen
Explosions in the Sky - The Birth and Death of the Day
Corelia - The Sound of Glaciers Moving

Hope there's something new for you there.
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User avatar #1 - mobog (12/23/2012) [-]
Hey man, i see that you are new here. Go for Badges/Tokens and those are valuable. Also many people love ore/gems. Coal is needed a lot! collect a ton of coal and you will be rich. I will send you a welcome gift :D
#2 to #1 - vColtmanfraco ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
D'aw <3
User avatar #3 to #2 - mobog (12/23/2012) [-]
Rember me young one. When you become big and strong dont forget the little people
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