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#56 - They removed the video 02/25/2015 on Ew +1
#72 - Comment deleted 02/22/2015 on Isis 0
#8 - "Edgar is the one in the hole"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Pls no 0
User avatar #9 - dreadedsin (01/23/2015) [-]
#9 - "megadeath" 01/23/2015 on Le ridiculously photogenic... +32
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#12 - What game is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Antivirus FAIL 0
User avatar #16 - britexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
Crusader Kings 2
User avatar #13 - angelious (12/31/2014) [-]
backstab simulator.
#57 - Oh, I knew that, I thought there was like a deeper meaning. 12/30/2014 on So I Was Watching Spongebob... +1
#22 - I'm surprised you don't know what gamergate is. Mainly because… 12/30/2014 on protesting like a man 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Meanwhile in Canada 0
#91 - tollund (12/30/2014) [-]
That gun looked really undersized for a moose.

Also fuck that guy, Moose populations are way too low to be shooting them willy, nilly.
User avatar #38 - adplum (12/30/2014) [-]
This kind of thing pisses me off. I can understand killing an animal for hunting with proper equipment, but this guy was just being a dickhead. Not only does he provoke an "attack", he hits it in the body multiple times and doesnt finish it off (its obviously still alive at the end of the video) leaving it to bleed out.
#183 - clannadqs (12/30/2014) [-]
Might get thumbed down for this, but I'm going to put my opinion out there. This guy is entirely right for doing what he did. They are extremely dangerous animals and can fuck someone up just as badly as a bear. They were basically trapped on the trail and it would be retarded to try to scoot their way around it without trying to make it get off the trail. He didn't do anything at all that hinted at provoking the creature. He was simply trying to scare it off the trail to safely pass. Hell, he didn't even pull the gun out until after the moose attacked him and even then he fired a warning shot and it was still looking to come after him. He also didn't stay because more than likely the moose lived and healed up fine because those rounds wouldn't do much if he didn't hit something vital. He more than likely knew that and got around quickly before it could get back up. For all you know the only way to get where they had to go was straight through that trail before you try to tell me to reverse out of there. The trail could have been miles long. Who knows, quit getting asshurt over such shit.
User avatar #228 - adplum (12/31/2014) [-]
The noise he was making sounded more like a jest to me, and shooting an animal with a small caliber weapon doesnt usually mean itll heal, it means its probably going to end up dying, especially with that many shots.
#229 - clannadqs (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah bro, a random noise he made is jesting an animal. The same animal that can only think of taking shits, eating, and sleeping. I'm sure he would differentiate between someone laughing at him and someone yelling for him to get away since he spends so much time around humans. You also realize that a 9mm would not have any way to make it far into the animal at all. The muscle and skin is just too thick and there is too much of it to do much damage unless shot somewhere extremely vital.
User avatar #230 - adplum (12/31/2014) [-]
It doesnt matter if the animal understood it, the shooter's intention realy didnt seem to be to scare it off.
The animal was wounded enough to the point where it fell down and the person posting the video presumed it was dead. It seems to me like it was probably fatally wounded
User avatar #231 - clannadqs (12/31/2014) [-]
He fired a fucking warning shot. How fucking dense are you?
User avatar #232 - adplum (12/31/2014) [-]
he fired a warning shot, which the moose retreated from, and he proceeded to shoot it. Calm yourself
#233 - clannadqs (12/31/2014) [-]
Dude, are you just making up shit now to support your first comment? The moose clearly began charging right after he fired the warning shot. Either you're just so stubborn you won't admit you're wrong or you sincerely believe in what you are saying. Either one makes you look stupid.
User avatar #234 - adplum (12/31/2014) [-]
I was mistaken, it retreats after it attacks, not after he fires. Still, theres really no need to get angry. You dont agree with my opinion, good for you.
User avatar #235 - clannadqs (12/31/2014) [-]
The reason I got worked up is because I knew right away you didn't rewatch the video to see if what I said was right. Now that you went back and watched it you are trying to play it off as if I'm an asshole or something.
User avatar #236 - adplum (12/31/2014) [-]
It was something that I'd remembered that struck me as kind of insensitive from watching it the first time. I dont think youre a bad person, for all I know you could be a great person. I just didn't understand why you were getting mad.
#18 - I still don't get the 2nd one.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on So I Was Watching Spongebob... +1
#48 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
By using "lady" as an insult, Spongebob was implying that women are inferior. Sandy, being a girl, was offended by this and thus wanted to kick his butt the following day.
User avatar #57 - uzbekistan (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I knew that, I thought there was like a deeper meaning.
User avatar #43 - sonatadusk (12/30/2014) [-]
It was a sexist remark.

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