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#39 - How about you take the ******* compliment and sto… 1 hour ago on eternal battle 0
#34 - If ANYONE admired me, I would accept the compliment, it just s…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on eternal battle 0
User avatar #35 - pedrophile (2 hours ago) [-]
Thats because no one admires you and you are desperate, when you get as much attention as these girls get, you will not settle.
User avatar #39 - uzbekistan (1 hour ago) [-]
How about you take the fucking compliment and stop bitching about it, K?
#49 - "Quick, find a terrible picture of the middle east"  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on the middle east +2
User avatar #94 - TestesFly (15 minutes ago) [-]
*types "normal middle east pictures" into google*
#4 - Anything Iron Maiden related gets my thumb. 10/31/2014 on Gamergate Fan Art +10
#51 - Because most school shooters are white.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/28/2014 on #justwhitepeoplethings +5
User avatar #52 - spidahridah (10/28/2014) [-]
Are they? The two later ones were both done by Spics, Jaylen Fryberg and Elliot Rodger, and the UVA shooting, one of the most famous of them all were done by an Asian guy. Are they still referring to the 90's Columbine shooting..?
User avatar #115 - manofbacontits (10/29/2014) [-]
teehee. spics
User avatar #85 - volksunion (10/29/2014) [-]
"spic"

fuck you nigger
User avatar #103 - mvtjets (10/29/2014) [-]
"nigger"

fuck you spic
#132 - volksunion (10/29/2014) [-]
#122 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]
"fuck"
you nigger spic
#124 - mvtjets (10/29/2014) [-]
I was waiting for someone to do that
#87 - spidahridah (10/29/2014) [-]
You sound upset.
User avatar #57 - spidahridah (10/28/2014) [-]
Sorry, I meant the Virginia Tech shooting.
#56 - gwarrarr (10/28/2014) [-]
"spics"......you realize Jaylen was Native American not mexican right? His entire school is Tribe...
#58 - spidahridah (10/28/2014) [-]
I did not realize that before now. Still not white though.
#45 - Except that rubbing against something will dull the penises se… 10/28/2014 on Priorities +1
#44 - That's the problem, the kids die and the doctors attribute it … 10/28/2014 on Priorities 0
#43 - 117 deaths every year just in the U.S  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Priorities +1
#46 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
It's an estimate. Not actual records. If I remember correctly, that estimate was also made by one of the biggest anti-circumcision advocates out there. All in all, there are way worse common-place practices that are not necessary or accidents that can be easily avoided, but people flip shit over circumcision.

Also, on a side note seizures don't happen from blood loss. If he was bleeding to death he would have died from hypovolemic shock. If it was seizures and liver and kidney failure that killed him, then that's really unrelated to circumcision/bleeding out. I know this because I'm in school to be an EMT and just last week we were studying seizures intensely. Hell, seizures aren't even caused by blood related things at all. Except for blood pressure dropping. Even then them pumping him with fluids would have prevented that.
#117 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
An infant died due to circumcision in Norway back in 2012. It led to some kind of shitstorm, and I believe one of our political parties wanted male circumcision banned, or at least change it so that it became the person's personal choice, and not the choice of the parents. I have not heard anything about circumcision in Norway since then.

I suppose there is also a possibility of botched circumcisions that do not result in death, but rather make things complicated as a person grows up. Some of these issues are probably not easy to spot, and people are probably too embarrassed/ignorant to say or do anything about it.
#148 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
But that's still just assumptions. Everybody assumes a guy who's been circumcised hates it and just doesn't want to talk about it. There are so many rumors that uncircumcised spread that you can't do when you're cut, like fapping without lube. I've never used lube in my life and I've heard people saying that people who are cut like me, can't.

And if it's done at an appropriate age, circumcision doesn't bleed or anything. I get that people don't like the idea of somebody having no consent to it as an infant, but honestly it becomes a far riskier procedure the older you get because when you're fresh out of the oven, you're great at repairing shit. Only thing I think should be done is making sure the ones doing the procedure are able to react properly.

But the anti-circumcision camp just keeps flinging around misinformation and estimates like they are facts. Even if it is something that's wrong to do, lying is not an appropriate way to discredit and ban it.
#29 - Except you know, those 1 month old kids that die because of it…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Priorities -3
#32 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
Too bad there's no recorded deaths from circumcisions the past few years for sure.
User avatar #43 - uzbekistan (10/28/2014) [-]
intaction.org/baby-dies-from-circumcision-in-california/
117 deaths every year just in the U.S
#46 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
It's an estimate. Not actual records. If I remember correctly, that estimate was also made by one of the biggest anti-circumcision advocates out there. All in all, there are way worse common-place practices that are not necessary or accidents that can be easily avoided, but people flip shit over circumcision.

Also, on a side note seizures don't happen from blood loss. If he was bleeding to death he would have died from hypovolemic shock. If it was seizures and liver and kidney failure that killed him, then that's really unrelated to circumcision/bleeding out. I know this because I'm in school to be an EMT and just last week we were studying seizures intensely. Hell, seizures aren't even caused by blood related things at all. Except for blood pressure dropping. Even then them pumping him with fluids would have prevented that.
#117 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
An infant died due to circumcision in Norway back in 2012. It led to some kind of shitstorm, and I believe one of our political parties wanted male circumcision banned, or at least change it so that it became the person's personal choice, and not the choice of the parents. I have not heard anything about circumcision in Norway since then.

I suppose there is also a possibility of botched circumcisions that do not result in death, but rather make things complicated as a person grows up. Some of these issues are probably not easy to spot, and people are probably too embarrassed/ignorant to say or do anything about it.
#148 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
But that's still just assumptions. Everybody assumes a guy who's been circumcised hates it and just doesn't want to talk about it. There are so many rumors that uncircumcised spread that you can't do when you're cut, like fapping without lube. I've never used lube in my life and I've heard people saying that people who are cut like me, can't.

And if it's done at an appropriate age, circumcision doesn't bleed or anything. I get that people don't like the idea of somebody having no consent to it as an infant, but honestly it becomes a far riskier procedure the older you get because when you're fresh out of the oven, you're great at repairing shit. Only thing I think should be done is making sure the ones doing the procedure are able to react properly.

But the anti-circumcision camp just keeps flinging around misinformation and estimates like they are facts. Even if it is something that's wrong to do, lying is not an appropriate way to discredit and ban it.
#31 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
1 month old kids die of fuckin everything, unless the doctor completely botches the operation there won't be a problem
User avatar #44 - uzbekistan (10/28/2014) [-]
That's the problem, the kids die and the doctors attribute it to something besides circumcision, but whatever stay ignorant, see if I give a shit.
#11 - I love how people always say "Female genital mutilation&q…  [+] (30 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Priorities -28
#17 - ninjapieguy (10/27/2014) [-]
Let me fucking explain how fucking wrong you are.
CIRCUMCISION is the removal of ** UNNECESSARY, UNIMPORTANT PRETTY MUCH USELESS SKIN
IT'S FUCKING SKIN
Female
GENITAL MUTILATION is NOT the fucking same thing
Female genital mutilation is sometimes casually called "Female Circumcision", which is the absolute most misleading name ever, given that it is not even close to the same thing
FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION IS THE FORCEFUL REMOVAL OF THE FUCKING CLITORIS, THE LITERAL MOST SENSITIVE PART OF THE FUCKING BODY, AND BASICALLY THE ONLY FUCKING REASON WOMEN HAVE FUCKING ORGASMS
IT IS THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT TO CHOPPING YOUR FUCKING DICKHEAD OFF
MALE CIRCUMCISION HAS LITERALLY NO EFFECT ON ANYONE
FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION FUCKING RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES**

#112 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
Listen here nigger: I was mutilated as an infant boy because that's just what everybody did. Now I'm left with barely any sensitivity in my dick. No girl has ever been able to get me off with a handjob, only one has ever done it with a blowjob and it took her YEARS of practice and it took a ton of work, I can't wear condoms since it reduces sensation to near-zero and maintaining an erection becomes impossible, and women dry out long before I even come close to getting off inside.

What that means is: sex is completely pointless for me. I can get a weak orgasm from masturbation that often takes so much time it leaves my skin raw. That's it.

So don't you fucking tell me it has no affect, because it fucking does you ignorant, pulsating, menstrual wart.
User avatar #150 - ktom (10/28/2014) [-]
it doesn't sound like its from circumcision
it just seems like you may be gay
#149 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't have that issue. At all. I last longer, and it takes my girlfriend longer to finish me off, so I kind of count that as a bonus. I don't know what the hell you've been doing with your dick, but you must have burned it or something for you to not be able to get off at all.
#118 - talked (10/28/2014) [-]
What the fuck happened to you? Mine works just fine. Did you get the warranty?
User avatar #127 - fables (10/28/2014) [-]
betting anything he jacked himself so much, girls aren't able to get him off because there's only 1 way he can cum anymore
I'd bet that's the real reason
#105 - ryderjbudde (10/28/2014) [-]
>people focusing on what you said about male circumcision when that clearly was not the point
User avatar #91 - envinite (10/28/2014) [-]
No need to use caps lock there son, shit's hard to read and make you look like a Tumblr.

Agree with you though.
#68 - rainbowhead (10/28/2014) [-]
> IT'S FUCKING SKIN
Go fuck yourself. It's skin on your dick. I wouldn't want any sharp objects near my penis.
inb4: hurr durr hygiene.
User avatar #63 - peanutbraddle (10/28/2014) [-]
>circumcision
>started for religious reasons
>just happens to have 'medical benifits'
that must be why 90% of the world does it, right?
Oh, wait.
#67 - comradewinter (10/28/2014) [-]
Pretty sure those 90% aren't well established when it's not common practice in most of Europe, China, India, several regions in Africa, and many other places. It's closer to 30%, with 70% of those being Muslim.
User avatar #56 - ponchosdm (10/28/2014) [-]
after 20 mins of looking for the story about a guy who had his son birth on a religious hospital and he opposed to the son be circumcised and a hell amount of dick pics... i have desisted of finding it, the point was he was going to sue a hospital to avoid his kid get circumcised because he knew what he can be missing for not having his foreskin, still, not saying Female genital mutilation is not bad, because yes, it ruins people's lives
User avatar #42 - fables (10/28/2014) [-]
not to mention the fact that most little girls are then left to bleed until it stops
with no sterile surroundings or anything. just dirt and germs and shit
#39 - uguuu (10/28/2014) [-]
circumcision is bullshit, what if the kid identifies as a trigender pyrofox later on his life? How will he be able to dock with others? stop oppressing peoples right to keep their skin.
User avatar #34 - vonspyder (10/28/2014) [-]
Well unless youre fucking it, Ide say its useless.
User avatar #45 - uzbekistan (10/28/2014) [-]
Except that rubbing against something will dull the penises senses overtime and circumcised people will experience less pleasure during sex, and also the fact that after the operation is done, excessive bleeding and infection can occur. But it's just a useless piece of skin so it doesn't matter.
User avatar #29 - uzbekistan (10/28/2014) [-]
Except you know, those 1 month old kids that die because of it, but you know fuck them, who cares.
#32 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
Too bad there's no recorded deaths from circumcisions the past few years for sure.
User avatar #43 - uzbekistan (10/28/2014) [-]
intaction.org/baby-dies-from-circumcision-in-california/
117 deaths every year just in the U.S
#46 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
It's an estimate. Not actual records. If I remember correctly, that estimate was also made by one of the biggest anti-circumcision advocates out there. All in all, there are way worse common-place practices that are not necessary or accidents that can be easily avoided, but people flip shit over circumcision.

Also, on a side note seizures don't happen from blood loss. If he was bleeding to death he would have died from hypovolemic shock. If it was seizures and liver and kidney failure that killed him, then that's really unrelated to circumcision/bleeding out. I know this because I'm in school to be an EMT and just last week we were studying seizures intensely. Hell, seizures aren't even caused by blood related things at all. Except for blood pressure dropping. Even then them pumping him with fluids would have prevented that.
#117 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
An infant died due to circumcision in Norway back in 2012. It led to some kind of shitstorm, and I believe one of our political parties wanted male circumcision banned, or at least change it so that it became the person's personal choice, and not the choice of the parents. I have not heard anything about circumcision in Norway since then.

I suppose there is also a possibility of botched circumcisions that do not result in death, but rather make things complicated as a person grows up. Some of these issues are probably not easy to spot, and people are probably too embarrassed/ignorant to say or do anything about it.
#148 - amassiveidiot (10/28/2014) [-]
But that's still just assumptions. Everybody assumes a guy who's been circumcised hates it and just doesn't want to talk about it. There are so many rumors that uncircumcised spread that you can't do when you're cut, like fapping without lube. I've never used lube in my life and I've heard people saying that people who are cut like me, can't.

And if it's done at an appropriate age, circumcision doesn't bleed or anything. I get that people don't like the idea of somebody having no consent to it as an infant, but honestly it becomes a far riskier procedure the older you get because when you're fresh out of the oven, you're great at repairing shit. Only thing I think should be done is making sure the ones doing the procedure are able to react properly.

But the anti-circumcision camp just keeps flinging around misinformation and estimates like they are facts. Even if it is something that's wrong to do, lying is not an appropriate way to discredit and ban it.
#31 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
1 month old kids die of fuckin everything, unless the doctor completely botches the operation there won't be a problem
User avatar #44 - uzbekistan (10/28/2014) [-]
That's the problem, the kids die and the doctors attribute it to something besides circumcision, but whatever stay ignorant, see if I give a shit.
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (10/27/2014) [-]
At lease male circumcision has a few (pseudo) positives, female circumcision holds no positives and only creates drawbacks.
#55 - themajesticsnail (10/28/2014) [-]
Can you explain the positive points?
I went to wikipedia and /b/ to read and ask about it, but some studies said it was useful, others said that it was bad, and others said it didn't have any advantajes so it wouldn't be worth the risk to have a circumcision.
/b/ was pretty worthless too.
#62 - imagebandetector (10/28/2014) [-]
Didn't do too much in-depth research, but here's what I found on the first few search results from sites apart from the ones that were incredibly biased against it with no legitimate sources:
- A decreased risk of urinary tract infections.
- A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men like HIV or HPV.
- Protection against penile cancer and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female sex partners.
- Prevention of balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and balanoposthitis (inflammation of the glans and foreskin).
- Prevention of phimosis (the inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (the inability to return the foreskin to its original location).
- Makes it easier to keep the end of the penis clean.

To be fair, some of these positives don't really matter so long as you maintain good hygiene and wear protection when having sex.
User avatar #60 - Blargosnarf (10/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, it's akin to pseudo science with inconclusive results, sometimes there's a correlation other times it's purely coincidence. Possible positives are disease prevention as the membrane of the underside of the foreskin is gone, also with less of a hiding place for bacteria, the penis will grow larger when the subject reaches puberty, and since we still have heavy fluctuations within the testing of what genes and conditions cause penis size this is near unprovable, the penis will be easier to clean, which is actually factual, but for the same reason it would be easy to keep your nails trimmed by amputating your arm, and less sexual promiscuity, but this is logically false as sexual drive is determined by a balance of hormones released by the testicles.

The drawbacks typically outweigh the possible positives, but because it's part of our culture, and retarded pompous teenage sluts think foreskins look gross, it is still common practice even outside of religion, only recently has it been removed from American law that newborns must be circumcised... unfortunately a year too late for me, mind you...
#93 - zandersave (10/28/2014) [-]
less bacteria means larger growth? Please do explain.
User avatar #147 - Blargosnarf (10/28/2014) [-]
Sorry, I worded that badly, two different factors.

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Mmmmyes, you like pizza don't you nignog?
User avatar #4 to #3 - uzbekistan ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Bitch, what kind of pizza is this?
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i was born in uzbekistan
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