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latest user's comments

#556 - I want to join the cult 02/28/2015 on Are you a newbie or a lurker? 0
#476 - Picture 02/25/2015 on descript. 0
#32 - He does have a very sexy belly. 02/22/2015 on lovely exchange 0
#121 - I thought it was a guy until i read the comments saying she. 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp 5 of ?: turtle... +2
#48 - even so if he does that in the books this post is talking abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on I Never Thought It Was... -3
User avatar #76 - shadowm (02/16/2015) [-]
Theres three books....and will be three movies....god forbid
#16 - he is def not raping her a few of my friends and myself saw it…  [+] (24 new replies) 02/15/2015 on I Never Thought It Was... -7
User avatar #53 - aldothenazi (02/15/2015) [-]
Hahaha, you actually saw that shit? How desperate are you, like seriously oh my fucking god. Go to forest and watch a rock, more character developement and depth right there. Shit the future of humanity is a grim one if people actually watch this shit, lol.
User avatar #66 - abesimpson (02/15/2015) [-]
Shouldn't watching the movie be a requirement to criticize it? Oh that's right you're just part of the bandwagon.

I don't plan on watching it either but i'm not an asshole about it
User avatar #78 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
3.4 yeah, you watched it. faggot.
User avatar #79 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
oh forgive me for making a reasonable comment about a subject i really dont care about.

Next time i'll just clap my hands like a retard and agree with what everyone says, just like you faggot
User avatar #80 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
No, next time you just keep on sucking them dicks, they aint gonna suck themselves.
User avatar #81 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
And yet you wonder why you have no friends
User avatar #82 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
Wait, what? When I have wondered that? Never, lol. You so mad man, a big dick in your ass and one in yo mouth might calm ye down there sonny boy ;)
User avatar #83 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
I can do this all day long I got nothing better to do. Plus I want to see how many times you fantasize about dick sucking.
User avatar #84 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
Quite often mister mad-man. Nothing wrong about fantasizing about getting yo dick sucked by a good looking gurl. Anyway, you continue your rage there son, ima have a nap.
#85 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
I ain't even mad. It's not like im gonna rage everytime some 12 yr old repeats the same dick insults. I thinks its funny how angry you sound in every comment and put so much effort.

Plz... moar
User avatar #86 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
You are good at hiding your rage but all the same, I can feel it. And it feels gud. Soo gud.
#87 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm glad we both are jerking each other off 'cause this feels gud too.
User avatar #88 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
Eww, das gay. I only jerk my peepee!
#89 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
Just give in, dude. You'll love it.
User avatar #91 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
Anyway, nap time. Come wake me up with your handjob !
User avatar #90 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
Maybe this once, if we watch lezzie pron at the same time and you stop your raging, and go raging boner-mode instead?
User avatar #92 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
I told you, i'm not angry. Just horny baby. This was the best cyber sex in years.
User avatar #93 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
Blew my load like twice per comment you made!
#96 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #94 - abesimpson (02/16/2015) [-]
I told you you'd like it.
User avatar #95 - aldothenazi (02/16/2015) [-]
I didnt like it though, I just blew my load.
User avatar #20 - shadowm (02/15/2015) [-]
Not in this movie but in future books he ignores the safe word and uses alcohol to "make her more open" also there is no after care. But aside from the fact they portray BDSM terribly the acting is also shit and the story is a WORSE he WORSE version of twilight.
User avatar #48 - uurtu (02/15/2015) [-]
even so if he does that in the books this post is talking about the movie and he doesn't do that in the movie by and means.
User avatar #76 - shadowm (02/16/2015) [-]
Theres three books....and will be three movies....god forbid
#29 - Don't worry i never get any notifications either. 02/15/2015 on Triangle has returned! 0
#3 - Grey is the guys last name me and a friend saw it tonight, ove…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on The Truth 0
#4 - anonexplains (02/14/2015) [-]
Don't fucking lie. It was utter fucking shit. The blowjob was the only saving part, but that had nothing to do with the movie.
#11 - I don't understand how it was anti gamer gate it never said an…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on I love the art 0
#13 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
the victim is based around Anita, Brianna wu and Zoe Quinn. The rapist are gamers who hates women in gaming, a narrative which Gawker, Kotaku and all the anti-gamergater are trying to push
User avatar #19 - DJstar (02/13/2015) [-]
the girl that got molested/assaulted is based off anita and that punjabi women who developed the game is based of zoe quinn. don't think brianna wu is in there.
#12 - urapooper (02/13/2015) [-]
I think anything anti-gamer right now is perceived as anti-GG atm and the last people who was saying what the SVU people were saying was anti-GG so yeah.
#29 - I don't know all I know is i liked the episode and it did say …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Law &order :SVU latest episode 0
User avatar #30 - Deathena (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh yeah I think the episode in itself is good I just don't like the assumptions the group in it would be related or the SVU equivalent of Gamer Gate. Anyway I hope you have a good night

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User avatar #3 to #2 - uurtu ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
thank you i shall keep it forever
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