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#53 - **** FJ why'd you flip my picture around? 23 hours ago on Im not good at titles +1
#52 - This is Smaug, my bearded dragon. He's about two years old now…  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Im not good at titles +1
#67 - notmcburd (22 hours ago) [-]
Have you tried seeing if he eats bacon like its fucking lettuce?
#54 - geraintllb (23 hours ago) [-]
Always wanted a bearded dragon..sneks more my thing, pic related.
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#53 - uthannes (23 hours ago) [-]
Shit FJ why'd you flip my picture around?
#15 - Not bad... but have you considered this angle? I… 06/29/2016 on OC for funnjunk Ying Long 0
#8 - Picture 06/29/2016 on Smug Anime Face +45
#50 - If the person was on 7, I'd agree with you. But 10 is…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2016 on fuck Funnyjunk +19
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#132 - AnomynousUser (06/29/2016) [-]
I went from 8.1 on my laptop to 10 and it went from a perfectly good computer to shit because it decided to keep the disk going at 99-100% all the time. I tried everything the internet said and ran multiple virus scans to no avail. I decided to just use this as an opportunity to upgrade to an SSD and do a fresh install of Windows 7 or 8.1 that I won't pay for.
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#174 - gloriousthighs (06/29/2016) [-]
I was forced to do the same upgrade and since my laptop feels slower and more buggy. I can live with that, the worst part is that it buggered a lot of my foreign games that were a mission to get working in the first place. Oh yer, thanks to it overwriting my local onedrive on the forced update I also lost months of documents. 10/10
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#194 - AnomynousUser (06/30/2016) [-]
For as much shit as windows 8 got, I feel like 10 is getting off a little too well. In the cases that 10 doesn't fuck up the computer, I'm sure it's better than 8, but there's just too many cases where it does.
#125 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
Even if the person is on W7 it's still recommended ot updated to W10
I don't see any reason not to whatsoever, especially if you're gaming.
#98 - **uthannes used "*roll picture*"** **uthannes rolled image… 06/28/2016 on it could happen +1
#89 - **uthannes used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **uthannes rolls 70** …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on Feels thread +13
#117 - needhansolo (06/28/2016) [-]
Then fuck you. How dare you be happy when i am sad.
#891 - **uthannes used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"** **uthannes rolls 9,… 06/27/2016 on I'm shutting down FJ, sorry. 0
#8 - John while Jim had had had had had had had had had was more ef…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2016 on DEUUUTCHLEUND +1
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#9 - eddyfairf (06/26/2016) [-]
make it 11 in a row. John, while Jim had had "had," had had "had had;" "had had" had had a greater effect.
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#13 - tombobbusama (06/26/2016) [-]
Makes a lot more sense in context.

So a teacher asks two of her students to describe a man who had been ill with a cold. John says "the man had a cold?", but the teacher said that's not /quite/ right, but can be accepted. James says "the man had had a cold", which the teacher jumped for joy and said "yea that's the good shit fam GOOD SHIT GG well played Jamesieboy"

So James, while John had had "had had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

a teacher asks two boys what the longest string of 'hads' they could think of was. One said "oh, had had had had, as in the original picture." the teacher hanged themself. The other said "yeah nah I can get 11 or so, with 'had had had had had had had had had had' etc" and the teacher literally rose from the dead to suck his dick in gratitude.
So John, while James had had "had had had had", had had "'had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had"; "had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
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#26 - juuru (06/26/2016) [-]
If you could have had a view of my face while reading this...
#7 - Adorable possum 06/26/2016 on raccoon +26

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