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utarefson

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Date Signed Up:10/10/2013
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latest user's comments

#572334 - I'm gonna hit the sack. If you're thetoyscissors ****…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/06/2015 on FJ Backroom +5
User avatar #572405 - theluppijackal (07/06/2015) [-]
gnight brother
God bless, lots of love
User avatar #572390 - thetoyscissors (07/06/2015) [-]
You love me
Sleep well
User avatar #572380 - oishiine (07/06/2015) [-]
night rude dude
User avatar #572370 - IruinedTheJoke (07/06/2015) [-]
nightynight
User avatar #572350 - GodzillaFTW (07/06/2015) [-]
Adios
User avatar #572345 - kisman (07/06/2015) [-]
bye
User avatar #572343 - janeyzombie (07/06/2015) [-]
Noit
#572340 - lightarcanine (07/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #572339 - kits (07/06/2015) [-]
noot
User avatar #572338 - levidahastati (07/06/2015) [-]
night
User avatar #572337 - lightarcanine (07/06/2015) [-]
See ya m80
#572033 - I think it was a theoretical situation. 07/06/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#46259 - Aw. Bye 07/06/2015 on professormeatwad's profile 0
#572009 - Gun ranges. I appreciate that you think I'm tough and coo… 07/06/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#46255 - I honestly think it really sucks that I can't experience any c…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2015 on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #46258 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
also time for me to stretch and go on morning run
See you
User avatar #46259 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Aw. Bye
User avatar #46256 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
Mmm, that's something everyone feels, it's a sucky feel
I'm pretty use to it though, I've always been late
I got a PS1 3 years after it came out, a ps2 like 5 years after it came out, and a xbox 360 also 5 years after it came out
#571985 - Of course I've shot a gun ***** this is ******* …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/06/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #572013 - cookiecoketwo (07/06/2015) [-]
My cousin's BF is a prime example. He has a gun, but has to wear earplugs for fireworks.
User avatar #571992 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
If I could shoot a vss vintorez I could die with no regrets in life. Plus a boner the size of the Eiffel tower.

What contexts are you refering to? Gun ranges or like military or gangs?
User avatar #572009 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Gun ranges.
I appreciate that you think I'm tough and cool enough to be in a gang though.
User avatar #572002 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
The day where I can buy legitimate VSS Vintorez's in the US is the day where I can happily die.
#572007 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
My friend is making one. I think he is ordering custom parts and blah blah. Since you can't actually buy em.

Sadly here in canada you are pretty limited on what you can own.
User avatar #572011 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
At least you don't have too many imported weapon b&s
User avatar #572016 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
Like to own a .50 cal, you need to remove the internal componants and load the round then put it all back in. Otherwise it's illegal.
User avatar #572017 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck
#572024 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
You should see our hunting.

Like for example, you're only allowed to load 2 shells in your shotgun at a time. You need a stopper. reason for this is to give animals a chance.

Not allowed to use over a certain caliber for specific animals. Like, you can't use 7.62 for hog, you have to use a shot gun. It's really dumb.
User avatar #572035 - themanwithnoplan (07/06/2015) [-]
Here in Indy you can't use certain rounds on Deer and Turkey, but that's just so you don't blow up the meat and other things, the conservationist office doesn't care about "giving them a chance"
#572042 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
TFW I can never use a C mag for hunting with my MK17 going full auto.
#572014 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
Literally every gun you can own is made in canada essentially, or canadian specific. Simply because of regulations and barrel lengths and internal parts ect ect.
User avatar #572015 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
Oh god no.

Hurry and jump the border!
#571980 - Exactly. It's a ******* handicap. People who survive/w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #571984 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
Personally, I would only draw a weapon if their friends decide to jump in.
User avatar #571983 - thetoyscissors (07/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, it just shows that you scared them so much that they have to cheat
And no one likes cheaters
Cue everyone in the bar kicking some guys ass because he pulled out a gun
#46252 - Yeah, I've heard about it. I know it's not nearly as bad as th…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2015 on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #46253 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
Yeah exactly

FC2 was actually kinda awesome back in the day, the graphics were amazing and the awy fire spread and destruction worked.
But there was no story or even reason for doing what you did, I mean there kinda was but it was told really poorly, and the NPC talked like really fast robots, often you'd shoot someone and they wouldn't react etc
User avatar #46255 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
I honestly think it really sucks that I can't experience any classic game to its full potential/most people who really like it did because it hasn't aged well. There were a few exceptions though because I played a lot of N64 since my older brother let us play his(All of our old consoles still work fine even now).
Morrowind and Deus Ex are two that I actually really like even now but I know I would've liked so much more if I played them in their prime.
User avatar #46258 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
also time for me to stretch and go on morning run
See you
User avatar #46259 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Aw. Bye
User avatar #46256 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
Mmm, that's something everyone feels, it's a sucky feel
I'm pretty use to it though, I've always been late
I got a PS1 3 years after it came out, a ps2 like 5 years after it came out, and a xbox 360 also 5 years after it came out
#571969 - Apparently a three year old has the physical strength to shoo…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/06/2015 on FJ Backroom +3
User avatar #571999 - IruinedTheJoke (07/06/2015) [-]
I feel like shooting a gun is weaker than not

Pulling the trigger is just an easy way out of it. When you pull it, the choice is made and there's no turning back. Not pulling the trigger means you have to deal with what you wanted to end plus the temptation of just pulling the trigger
#571982 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
Literally a dog could shoot a gun if you set him up right.

Have you shot a gun before. It's exhilarating. You can feel the shockwave of a .50 cal from over 10 meters away.
User avatar #571985 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Of course I've shot a gun nigga this is fucking America.
Don't get me wrong, I love guns, but they don't make you tough or cool at all.

Okay, well in some cases they do make you cool but they don't make you tough still.
User avatar #572013 - cookiecoketwo (07/06/2015) [-]
My cousin's BF is a prime example. He has a gun, but has to wear earplugs for fireworks.
User avatar #571992 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
If I could shoot a vss vintorez I could die with no regrets in life. Plus a boner the size of the Eiffel tower.

What contexts are you refering to? Gun ranges or like military or gangs?
User avatar #572009 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Gun ranges.
I appreciate that you think I'm tough and cool enough to be in a gang though.
User avatar #572002 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
The day where I can buy legitimate VSS Vintorez's in the US is the day where I can happily die.
#572007 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
My friend is making one. I think he is ordering custom parts and blah blah. Since you can't actually buy em.

Sadly here in canada you are pretty limited on what you can own.
User avatar #572011 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
At least you don't have too many imported weapon b&s
User avatar #572016 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
Like to own a .50 cal, you need to remove the internal componants and load the round then put it all back in. Otherwise it's illegal.
User avatar #572017 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck
#572024 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
You should see our hunting.

Like for example, you're only allowed to load 2 shells in your shotgun at a time. You need a stopper. reason for this is to give animals a chance.

Not allowed to use over a certain caliber for specific animals. Like, you can't use 7.62 for hog, you have to use a shot gun. It's really dumb.
User avatar #572035 - themanwithnoplan (07/06/2015) [-]
Here in Indy you can't use certain rounds on Deer and Turkey, but that's just so you don't blow up the meat and other things, the conservationist office doesn't care about "giving them a chance"
#572042 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
TFW I can never use a C mag for hunting with my MK17 going full auto.
#572014 - notred (07/06/2015) [-]
Literally every gun you can own is made in canada essentially, or canadian specific. Simply because of regulations and barrel lengths and internal parts ect ect.
User avatar #572015 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
Oh god no.

Hurry and jump the border!
User avatar #571974 - thetoyscissors (07/06/2015) [-]
The gun is an equalizer
That's its nature
You don't have to be tough to use one, so why would it make you one?
User avatar #571980 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Exactly. It's a fucking handicap. People who survive/win gunfights where both parties are armed with the same sort of weaponry is completely different of course, but the fact that people pull out guns in fistfights/arguments seriously makes me so fucking mad.
User avatar #571984 - DaCrazyOne (07/06/2015) [-]
Personally, I would only draw a weapon if their friends decide to jump in.
User avatar #571983 - thetoyscissors (07/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, it just shows that you scared them so much that they have to cheat
And no one likes cheaters
Cue everyone in the bar kicking some guys ass because he pulled out a gun
User avatar #571979 - thetoyscissors (07/06/2015) [-]
make you tough*
Kill me
User avatar #571973 - lightspeedtooslow (07/06/2015) [-]
people think they're hot shit because they can pull a trigger
User avatar #571976 - thetoyscissors (07/06/2015) [-]
I think people get so caught up in the fact that they can that they don't think about if they would
#46250 - I played a little bit of it but I decided to play through 3 fi…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2015 on professormeatwad's profile 0
User avatar #46251 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
Nice, I'm jealous

I actually really loved Far Cry 2, which was kinda shit, so when I hear FC3 was coming out and it looked really good I freaked out lol
FC2 is like a completely different series almost...
User avatar #46252 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've heard about it. I know it's not nearly as bad as the first one, but I have seen gameplay of the first one. It's really cool to see how far seemingly hopeless game series have come. Kinda like when I played a Arena and Daggerfall.
User avatar #46253 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
Yeah exactly

FC2 was actually kinda awesome back in the day, the graphics were amazing and the awy fire spread and destruction worked.
But there was no story or even reason for doing what you did, I mean there kinda was but it was told really poorly, and the NPC talked like really fast robots, often you'd shoot someone and they wouldn't react etc
User avatar #46255 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
I honestly think it really sucks that I can't experience any classic game to its full potential/most people who really like it did because it hasn't aged well. There were a few exceptions though because I played a lot of N64 since my older brother let us play his(All of our old consoles still work fine even now).
Morrowind and Deus Ex are two that I actually really like even now but I know I would've liked so much more if I played them in their prime.
User avatar #46258 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
also time for me to stretch and go on morning run
See you
User avatar #46259 - utarefson (07/06/2015) [-]
Aw. Bye
User avatar #46256 - professormeatwad (07/06/2015) [-]
Mmm, that's something everyone feels, it's a sucky feel
I'm pretty use to it though, I've always been late
I got a PS1 3 years after it came out, a ps2 like 5 years after it came out, and a xbox 360 also 5 years after it came out

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#170 - utarefson (05/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #192 - thetoyscissors (07/04/2015) [-]
OFWGKTA
#193 to #192 - utarefson (07/04/2015) [-]
tbh I mainly just listen to Tyler and post pictures of Lucas tbh
they're all good though.
well.. most of them are good.
...some of them
User avatar #194 to #193 - thetoyscissors (07/04/2015) [-]
Earl and Frank are still good
User avatar #195 to #194 - utarefson (07/04/2015) [-]
yeah
I like Domo Genesis too
User avatar #196 to #195 - thetoyscissors (07/04/2015) [-]
I like Hodgy's old stuff
User avatar #197 to #196 - utarefson (07/04/2015) [-]
I like Hodgy in Slow It Down. Don't think I've ever heard any of his solo stuff.
User avatar #199 to #197 - thetoyscissors (07/04/2015) [-]
By Hodgy, I mean
User avatar #198 to #197 - thetoyscissors (07/04/2015) [-]
Alone is a pretty good song imo
User avatar #187 - utarefson (07/04/2015) [-]
lightarcanine
pls appreciate my new header
User avatar #188 to #187 - lightarcanine (07/04/2015) [-]
That's sexy. I dig it.
User avatar #189 to #188 - utarefson (07/04/2015) [-]
You don't show up in my latest users box. That's spooky.
User avatar #190 to #189 - lightarcanine (07/04/2015) [-]
I was never here
User avatar #191 to #190 - utarefson (07/04/2015) [-]
You took two anons with you too.
I wish my stalkers had that kind of dedication.
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