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#6436747 - hue hue **** da p0leece 10/31/2013 on retard forum 0
#6436690 - Why do you continue to live? 10/31/2013 on retard forum 0
#6436605 - I'm gonna be completely serious here To those people who thumb…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6436626 - hhanako (10/31/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#6434316 - yeah man 10/31/2013 on retard forum +1
#6434315 - sorry man 10/31/2013 on retard forum +1
#6434313 - yeah man 10/31/2013 on retard forum +1
#6434281 - I'm out of bud guys the reckoning is upon us  [+] (6 new replies) 10/31/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6434304 - prettyflyforaderp (10/31/2013) [-]
are u sad bro?
User avatar #6434313 - usadbro (10/31/2013) [-]
yeah man
#6434299 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 869** blaze it faggot

seriously though nobody gives a fuck you piece of shit stoner
User avatar #6434315 - usadbro (10/31/2013) [-]
sorry man
User avatar #6434289 - playfilly (10/31/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #6434316 - usadbro (10/31/2013) [-]
yeah man
#6426027 - Success breeds jealousy 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6426009 - IS IT DRIPPING WITH FLAVOR? 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425989 - Yeah 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425986 - Yeah 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425985 - Is it dripping with flavor? 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425982 - Just how I like em 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425978 - How's the tart 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425976 - Just glaze 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425974 - for a limited time  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6425977 - jadewest (10/30/2013) [-]
so therefore internet dating is real
User avatar #6425986 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah
#6425965 - I suppose to them it is love 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
#6425958 - Well it's real as they make it out to be, but if they form a c…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6425962 - jadewest (10/30/2013) [-]
but you aren't denying that they love each other correct?
User avatar #6425965 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
I suppose to them it is love
#6425948 - You seem to know little about the human self, a human being cr…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6425988 - jadewest (10/30/2013) [-]
without the physical contact
User avatar #6425989 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #6425969 - jadewest (10/30/2013) [-]
and you'd say they are working out?
User avatar #6425974 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
for a limited time
User avatar #6425977 - jadewest (10/30/2013) [-]
so therefore internet dating is real
User avatar #6425986 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #6425951 - jadewest (10/30/2013) [-]
LBH and Medic love each other
they have never touched
nor will they for a while

I get they want that touch, but it doesn't somehow mean internet dating isn't real or you can't love over the internet
User avatar #6425958 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Well it's real as they make it out to be, but if they form a connection with someone else irl, it'll be much stronger than the one on the computer.
User avatar #6425962 - jadewest (10/30/2013) [-]
but you aren't denying that they love each other correct?
User avatar #6425965 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
I suppose to them it is love
#6425900 - "It's gonna be a nice mellow war today" Yeah Teddy g…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6425904 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
One of the more depressing chapters was the guy who hung himself after he couldn't cope normally after the war

Quit his job, left college after a month, he couldn't even talk to people he just said "I cant take it."
#6425891 - Yeah that was a good one, my favorite was where Kiowa was suck…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6425896 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god what a fucking horrible way to die. Suffocation thru shit.

I think you realize how good of a book this really is when the opening chapter consists of a guy taking a leek only to get blown in the head by a sniper 10ft away
User avatar #6425900 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
"It's gonna be a nice mellow war today" Yeah Teddy got zapped while zippin'
User avatar #6425904 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
One of the more depressing chapters was the guy who hung himself after he couldn't cope normally after the war

Quit his job, left college after a month, he couldn't even talk to people he just said "I cant take it."
#6425885 - Your scaring the children with your edginess, can u not 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
#6425870 - I flat **** fell in love with TTTC  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6425876 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
I think my favorite chapter was when one of the soldiers told a story about one of the soldiers bringing in a submissive perfect white girl to hang around base for a couple weeks but gets so attached to the chaotic nature of the war her mind gets warped and turns into this savage Psychopath that roams the forest
User avatar #6425891 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah that was a good one, my favorite was where Kiowa was sucked into the shit field and he became a "piece" of Vietnam
User avatar #6425896 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god what a fucking horrible way to die. Suffocation thru shit.

I think you realize how good of a book this really is when the opening chapter consists of a guy taking a leek only to get blown in the head by a sniper 10ft away
User avatar #6425900 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
"It's gonna be a nice mellow war today" Yeah Teddy got zapped while zippin'
User avatar #6425904 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
One of the more depressing chapters was the guy who hung himself after he couldn't cope normally after the war

Quit his job, left college after a month, he couldn't even talk to people he just said "I cant take it."
#6425866 - <mine  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #6425867 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
You read that too? Love that book.
User avatar #6425870 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
I flat fuck fell in love with TTTC
User avatar #6425876 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
I think my favorite chapter was when one of the soldiers told a story about one of the soldiers bringing in a submissive perfect white girl to hang around base for a couple weeks but gets so attached to the chaotic nature of the war her mind gets warped and turns into this savage Psychopath that roams the forest
User avatar #6425891 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah that was a good one, my favorite was where Kiowa was sucked into the shit field and he became a "piece" of Vietnam
User avatar #6425896 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god what a fucking horrible way to die. Suffocation thru shit.

I think you realize how good of a book this really is when the opening chapter consists of a guy taking a leek only to get blown in the head by a sniper 10ft away
User avatar #6425900 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
"It's gonna be a nice mellow war today" Yeah Teddy got zapped while zippin'
User avatar #6425904 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
One of the more depressing chapters was the guy who hung himself after he couldn't cope normally after the war

Quit his job, left college after a month, he couldn't even talk to people he just said "I cant take it."
#6425860 - Lets change /bronies/ to /lit/, whats ur favorite book guys  [+] (11 new replies) 10/30/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #6425882 - fjaddictftw (10/30/2013) [-]
omg twi light was the best. But the girl shouldn't have given birth... I would have been glad , no. I would have been overjoyed if she would have just had a miscarriage.
User avatar #6425885 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Your scaring the children with your edginess, can u not
#6425866 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
<mine
User avatar #6425867 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
You read that too? Love that book.
User avatar #6425870 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
I flat fuck fell in love with TTTC
User avatar #6425876 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
I think my favorite chapter was when one of the soldiers told a story about one of the soldiers bringing in a submissive perfect white girl to hang around base for a couple weeks but gets so attached to the chaotic nature of the war her mind gets warped and turns into this savage Psychopath that roams the forest
User avatar #6425891 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah that was a good one, my favorite was where Kiowa was sucked into the shit field and he became a "piece" of Vietnam
User avatar #6425896 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh god what a fucking horrible way to die. Suffocation thru shit.

I think you realize how good of a book this really is when the opening chapter consists of a guy taking a leek only to get blown in the head by a sniper 10ft away
User avatar #6425900 - usadbro (10/30/2013) [-]
"It's gonna be a nice mellow war today" Yeah Teddy got zapped while zippin'
User avatar #6425904 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
One of the more depressing chapters was the guy who hung himself after he couldn't cope normally after the war

Quit his job, left college after a month, he couldn't even talk to people he just said "I cant take it."
User avatar #6425865 - murrlogic (10/30/2013) [-]
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rip in pizza
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Prove it then, wench.
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