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Date Signed Up:2/06/2013
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#43 - thats why i love south park. everyone loves to laugh at everyo… 06/16/2014 on racist post 0
#217 - i dont know anything about this situation but this seems very … 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier 0
#125 - im huge on the whole "its a privately run business so the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on gamestop 0
User avatar #129 - yourboyblue (01/07/2014) [-]
I'll give you that; that's ridiculous.
#183 - youre really trying to justify slaughtering gays... 01/05/2014 on Freedom of marriage 0
#301 - you should try to **** his mother. you already sc… 01/04/2014 on This just happened, had to... 0
#159 - they wanted as little control as possible. i shouldve said tha… 01/04/2014 on Freedom of marriage 0
#113 - i did that once but i didnt call the police. this woman used t… 01/04/2014 on Canadians 0
#147 - how in the **** is that fair? we grew out of thos…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Freedom of marriage 0
User avatar #178 - thrakerzad (01/05/2014) [-]
the thing is, either follow your god to the letter or just admit that their is no god, god has always said that gays need to be slaughtered
#183 - urbemarmis (01/05/2014) [-]
youre really trying to justify slaughtering gays...
#146 - i dont understand. explain this to me  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Freedom of marriage +1
User avatar #165 - dafiltafish (01/04/2014) [-]
The older style polygamy relationships (middle east mostly) state that a man can have multiple women because the offspring would be nice an easy to track. easy to figure out the father (the only man) and mother (the one who gave birth). It does not have to be like this any more with a computer analyzing a blood sample to figure out who the father is.

This opens up the possibility for a relationship with multiple men and one woman while having the ability to tell which offspring correspond to which father.

It works in theory, but where polygamy is legal, the male dominance is fairly extreme and it would be doubtful to see it in practice.
#145 - our government was founded on the idea that the government sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Freedom of marriage 0
#149 - anon (01/04/2014) [-]
That's what governments do. Control.
Why do you think we even have them?
#159 - urbemarmis (01/04/2014) [-]
they wanted as little control as possible. i shouldve said that. now we have laws about selling lemonade on the side of the road. the only reason they arent enforced is because its a waste of time. they have so much control its a waste of time to enforce some of it

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User avatar #3 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
people know what chaste means you are not smart like
if you thought people wouldnt know what it means why didnt you just write doesnt have sex instead of both you seem so pretentious
#4 to #3 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
at least im not going to random profiles to talk **** to people who just left a comment. i guess im the pretentious one though. the one that goes around telling everyone that theyre acting condescending is perfectly fine though.
User avatar #5 to #4 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
wOWWW way to totally avoid the subject like are you really that thick me leaving a comment here is what the comment function is for are you dim?
#6 to #5 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
i dont need to justify my decisions. if you must know it just sort of happened that way. when i type on the internet i dont care how i sound i just ******* type. now if youd like some advice i will say that if you think someone is being "pretentious" the best way to counter it is to ignore it because youre also being the same way if you decide to say something about it because it makes it look like you think youre better than the other person, enough so that you can put them down
User avatar #7 to #6 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
you are getting so defensive what is your malfunction
oh yeeeeeeeeeah youre religious
#8 to #7 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
am i talking to macho man randy savage? "oh yeeeeeeeeeeeh" why dont you stop with your petty troll attempt and take a seat bitch. come back to me when you start picking up your end at the work place. a secretary shouldnt complain about not making as much as a CEO.
User avatar #9 to #8 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
LOL OMG ARE YOU TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE BECAUSE IT REALLY DID NOT WORK
thats the funniest attempt at something i have ever seen at least you tried. i love how you went from acting like a moderately educated douchebag to just a regular douchebag are you american???
#10 to #9 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
you are maybe the second worst troll ive ever encountered. legit. the worst one just said umadbro over and over. go troll somewhere else. and btw change your profile picture. whot are you some "gamer gurl" bitch in FJ form? no one wants to know what you look like hun because nobody cares. stop trying to get people to nitce youre a girl and then go crazy. oh and before i forget: go **** yourself with a kitchen knife bitch
User avatar #11 to #10 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
and yet you still engage.. hahah yeah. notice how im not addressing any of your overused comments? because its just dumb. like you. i had a legit question and you went all ape. weirdo. religious, american, virgin.. probably small and weird shaped penis too so that explains why you are you. believe in yourself!!!11
#12 to #11 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
i find this to be amusing actually. im going to bed right now though. have a night night "le master troll"
User avatar #13 to #12 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
>have a night night
all my nights tend to be quite night.
you added me as a friend and called be a troll because i called out your idiocy
L O G I C
#14 to #13 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
yeah i added you as a friend because i found you to be amusing. when someone makes me laugh or entertains me on this site i give them a friend request. thanks for making me realize theres no such thing as a limit on how stupid someone can be. good night
User avatar #15 to #14 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
haha no i wont accept it i dont talk to ugly people!!! lol!!!!
night faggot xoxoxoxoxoxo
#16 to #15 - urbemarmis (06/16/2013) [-]
ok im sorry but an ugly joke? really? oh man nah i change it you are the worst troll ive ever seen
User avatar #17 to #16 - andraste (06/16/2013) [-]
yess!!!!! and ugly joke!!!!!! well done repeating back to me what i just wrote!!!! wow literacy skills!!!!! they are off the charts!!!!!!! claiming that being a bad troll is some kind of insult!!!! wowwWWW!!!!!!!!
User avatar #1 - Kingsteveooo (05/22/2013) [-]
You are the first religious person i've considered liking in a long time!

Kudos sir
#2 to #1 - urbemarmis (05/22/2013) [-]
thank you good sir it means a lot
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