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uratan

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:12/06/2009
Location:MI
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Content Views:11910
Times Content Favorited:142 times
Total Comments Made:501
FJ Points:3008
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)
don't post much, don't comment much

only do when I think of something clever, which isn't often

but hey, no ones perfect

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    WORTH THE READ WORTH THE READ
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    It's true It's true
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    Flying Thrust! Flying Thrust!
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    hot damn hot damn
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    perfect plan part 1 perfect plan part 1
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    Oh no... Oh no...

latest user's comments

#28 - This aint porn ***** this snuff 07/21/2016 on Food Porn +1
#11 - ups the capture rate too  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Pokemon Go Gamechanger +2
#28 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
Every GO resource site i've seen can't confirm that a curve ball ups the capture rate. But you SHOULD practice curves since the great and ultra balls curve like motherfuckers. Get the practice in now so you can control the direction.
#115 - Oh look at that, all three had mugshots already too. 07/20/2016 on Dapla Vivapel Kamowodup +11
#16 - driver has a slim chance. anyone in the backseat is ******* gone 07/20/2016 on [MORBID] Bus driver falls... +14
#63 - Michigan next to california? Florida taking its place? WHY?! w… 07/17/2016 on We're Broken As a Country 0
#15 - And now, a simple haiku Seven plus seven Multipl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2016 on 94 +2
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#17 - Tusura (07/13/2016) [-]
Except 14 X 42 = 588
Unless you're doing Order of Operations for the entire haiku which would make the equation: 7 + 7 X 42 = ?
In which case it would equal 301.

However, in the way a haiku is written, there is a pause after the first and second lines.
This would make it several different problems.
7+7 = 14
X 42
= 588

I'm drunk, and playing devils advocate. Sue me.
#27 - Fireman's axes are a thing. Also pretty sure they're all train…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on safty tip +26
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#38 - dammriver (07/11/2016) [-]
Flathead axe plus a halligan tool = firefighter's key to the city.
#14 - skill sets* 07/11/2016 on Witcherisms 0
#13 - video game with it's roots in a book series though. They keep …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Witcherisms 0
#15 - puttman (07/11/2016) [-]
True true. But still heavy armored wither titan class is part of my vidya game wet dream
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#14 - uratan (07/11/2016) [-]
skill sets*
#37 - Why I gotta be the white criminal?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on Serving debt to society +28
#47 - yourdeadfetus (07/11/2016) [-]
**yourdeadfetus used "*roll picture*"**
**yourdeadfetus rolled image**you know what you did

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