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#9 - And here I was thinking the punji pit was between her legs. 39 minutes ago on [GORE] Soldier Falls Into... 0
#13 - Now I wanna **** a chicken sandwich. 39 minutes ago on Has Science Gone Too Far? 0
#34 - How much you wanna bet he's the one "in charge and knows … 08/28/2016 on Oh Shiiiiit Comp +1
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#226 - shiblets (08/28/2016) [-]
I used to think that, but now my math professor is always putting it into real-world perspective. It makes sense and it really helps me feel fulfilled doing the work (though he makes us use graphs to solve the problems, where I'd rather just use old fashioned division and deduction).
#86 - But you could do that so many times (most likely a different n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2016 on fuck +1
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#94 - imagnetsux (08/27/2016) [-]
after a couple attempts i might begin to enjoy the time they let me spend just floating in the liquid, and i would use that alone time as an opportunity to try to regain my sanity, similar to the way people voluntarily go into sensory deprivation tanks and float there on the water to relax.
#31 - Did he tweek his nipples at one point? 08/26/2016 on The Almighty Mr Chan +1
#6 - You say she's noit waering underwaer like its a bad thing. 08/25/2016 on Assets of Overwatch +6
#49 - Please tell me she has an English accent. 08/25/2016 on Perfect Girls 0
#16 - Yeah, because I didn't fap to Mercy and D Va. too much anyway,… 08/25/2016 on Nerf This ! +13
#79 - Welcome to fishing. 08/24/2016 on Kid catches the big one. +2