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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:4/10/2015
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#764 - Anyone have any guesses as to who I look like? I've never figu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission -1
#910 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
Guy that played the nephew on Law n order svu last night, also plays shaggy on scoobie doo movie and one of the hackers in "hackers"
#776 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
like the actor who was playing the gay German brother of the love interest of the main hero
#92 - Weed pretty much ruined my life. I have smoked it since I was … 04/01/2014 on This is my life as a drug... -1
#120 - Picture 10/05/2013 on Ouch, my emotions! 0
#119 - This makes me sad...anyone ever ***** with my jack russ…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Ouch, my emotions! +1
#120 - uppitywhitey has deleted their comment.
#118 - Comment deleted 10/05/2013 on Ouch, my emotions! 0
#159 - nope, she just recently did some real ones. bout time imo 08/29/2013 on Betty White: Still a badass 0
#118 - Lol she did full vaj nudes. Little girls should find a new roll model  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Betty White: Still a badass 0
User avatar #140 - zorororonoa (08/28/2013) [-]
Really? I thought those were all fakes.
User avatar #159 - uppitywhitey (08/29/2013) [-]
nope, she just recently did some real ones. bout time imo
User avatar #125 - allhailshrek (08/28/2013) [-]
She's still better than Miley Cyrus or Lindsay Lohan. At least her sex appeal isn't all that she uses to make a name for herself.
#505 - I loved the way the frs handled when I drove it. The lack of p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Ugly Cars 0
User avatar #506 - karson (08/27/2013) [-]
when you test drive the ST, try to hit up some backroads as well. driving the ST in the twisties is a blast.
#500 - How is it? I'm torn between trading in on an ST and a FRS. Loo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Ugly Cars 0
#576 - chrispyzz (08/27/2013) [-]
'Murica. Makes the choice easy, plus the ST has 50 HP on the FRS, which is sitting at a lowly 200.
#503 - karson (08/27/2013) [-]
It's funny you say that, because the day I bought my ST, I testing a lot of cars. I drove a BRZ, which is basically a FRS, and the car handles beautifully. really tight steering, and I loved how low it sat. but it had NO power. I took it out on the freeway and past 70 mph it just falls flat on its face. My only other complaint is the lack of space. I have a few friends and I could basically only fit one other person in my car, the backseats are there just to lower insurance costs. I also test drove a new WRX and I was kinda leaning more towards the WRX. then I decided to check out the ford dealership. they had a white ST on the lot, which i had never heard of, but the salesman said "you gotta give this thing a try" and he was right. I test drove it, and it has LOTS of power for its size. It's faster than the WRX, but the only downside is FWD. torque steer is almost non existent. it has a bunch of traction control features so there really is barely any torque steer. My dad has a mini cooper S, and my focus whoops his ass. plus the mini cooper S has quite a bit of torque steer. all fun cars, no doubt, but at the end of the day I chose the ST because of it's power, comfort, and it has backseats to carry my friends around. all while getting 30 mpg( although it's much less if you have fun, lol) I haven't looked back. I would recommend the ST. I've had it for about a month, and I have beaten a lot of honda civic SI's, all the v6 pony cars, a charger rt, and a bunch of 2006ish gt mustangs. I just love this damn car. it also has a lot of mod potential, and the aftermarket for it is rapidly growing. here's a pic of the interior.
User avatar #505 - uppitywhitey (08/27/2013) [-]
I loved the way the frs handled when I drove it. The lack of power didn't bother me much, because I only drive back country roads to get to and from work and classes. I will have to give the st a shot soon.
User avatar #506 - karson (08/27/2013) [-]
when you test drive the ST, try to hit up some backroads as well. driving the ST in the twisties is a blast.
#28 - Lol mine was more of a writhe in bed and bite my pillow high, … 08/15/2013 on Hey Johnny that cake looks... 0

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