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#53 - Picture 04/07/2013 on Dat ass +1
#3 - tosh.0 about a week ago 04/04/2013 on Hoodie true potential 0
#61 - op just made my life, only thing on this site ive ever seen fr… 04/03/2013 on The Softest Landing... 0
#11 - see ya, we're going to miss you 03/23/2013 on xD 0
#23 - related 03/23/2013 on I got the boom. 0
#1 - see you on the front page  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on King Sloth +23
#30 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
i GUESS NOT
#94 - i applaud you kind sir. enjoy a green one  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Penn Jillette 0
#192 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "I'm so happy somebody took my side, this might mean I actually get a friend! Better suck ass and bend over for him else he might not LOVE ME!"
#83 - believe what you want bro 03/21/2013 on Penn Jillette 0
#79 - i dont care about thumbs really, thumb me down if you want, i …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Penn Jillette 0
#82 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "No really, I am just a moral, nice guy. Lets all get along. THUMB ME UP!"
User avatar #89 - vissova (03/21/2013) [-]
A thumb is worthless. A thumb on this website is nothing more than pixels and lights animating on a computer screen and have absolutely no value. Someone could make a comment with a very good point and have a thousand red thumbs and there would be no difference. The fact that you think this guy wants thumbs is retarded.
User avatar #94 - unpreparedninja (03/21/2013) [-]
i applaud you kind sir. enjoy a green one
#192 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "I'm so happy somebody took my side, this might mean I actually get a friend! Better suck ass and bend over for him else he might not LOVE ME!"
#92 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "having an existential crises, better cover up my worthlessness by qustioning someones value of something."

Your entire life and everything you feel is the result of electrical impulses in your brain. It all has exactly as much value as you decide to place on it. Thumb-whoring on this site is prolific because some people get kicks from getting green thumbs. To deny such a thing happens is not naive, it's just fucking stupid.
User avatar #96 - vissova (03/21/2013) [-]
So basically what you're saying is that because a handful of people like getting green thumbs, then EVERYONE likes getting green thumbs.

This guy clearly does not care for them and has told you so.

Additionally, what is this about you saying "my worthlessness"? Are you implying that I am worthless? So you're actually disrespecting me and attempting to start a fight because you think someone wants thumbs? Are you kidding me?
#184 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "Got mad at anon and raged." Probable kid having his half-hour of computer time before school.
User avatar #209 - vissova (03/21/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#213 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "Shamelessly trying to save face using an ancient copy-pasta"
#257 - rockyshand (03/21/2013) [-]
what is it with all you white people?
User avatar #83 - unpreparedninja (03/21/2013) [-]
believe what you want bro
#72 - guys i know this is crazy talk but, can't we all just…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Penn Jillette +14
#278 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
hahahahahahahaha how idealistic (and naive) of you
User avatar #153 - draezeth (03/21/2013) [-]
Respect is a good value, humanistically, but I think it's more important to civilly preach what you believe to be the truth than to abandon any attempt out of etiquette. Debating and arguing will get us nowhere, though.
#328 - xishnik (03/21/2013) [-]
But that's how scientific progress is made.... without people questioning each others ideas, thoughts, "opinions", we get ourselves nowhere past the stone age. we'd still be living in huts if our psychological initiative for progress didn't exist, our search for truth has lead us where we are. Religion on the other hand, had the opposite effect , it was kind of like making up an exotic and interesting excuse to things we see, based on some ramblings of some dude who used to sacrifice goats.and Christians followed the white rabbit all the way into the pits of retardation because of the exotic component, and their ever furthering attachment to it. It's not like the first religious people where like oh here's a rock, here's a tree.... let's observe these things carefully. It was more like "why do we exist", "what is our purpose", "everything looks so complicated", "what can cause this complication", so they entered exotic thoughts and opinions on the matter, and spread it into our culture like a rootsystem via people who spread "beliefs" otherwise known as exotic bullshit explanations to reality, based on the ramblings of some cultures.
User avatar #336 - draezeth (03/21/2013) [-]
Many religious or superstitious people made great scientific advancements. That's not to say religion didn't cause many complications, though. It did. But that's because the heads of said religions were narrow-minded dickbags.

Also, I never said that questioning things was a bad thing. Christianity advanced out of Catholicism due to questioning, too, and continued from there. What I was saying is that it is better to politely share yours experiences and educate people on your views than to get stuck in a never ending shout-fest, like we see all the time on here.

But then, what's the point in all this knowledge? Where does it get us? I know this is practically heresy nowadays, but is all this knowledge and technology worth it? We're destroying the world we live in, and to what goal? The Native Americans were perfectly in balance with the nature around them, and lived long, healthy lives without the technology we have today.

Hate all you want, but religion or not, I don't think our endless pursuit of knowledge is a good thing.
#147 - xishnik (03/21/2013) [-]
If you believed that killing and murdering was the only way into valhalla, and that sodomizing women was cool... would i respect you? would i appreciate your "opinion" nerp derp herp skerp.
#99 - mehmachine (03/21/2013) [-]
#78 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ This post AKA the "I'll be a hippie dipshit white-knight and call for peace and love because it's guaranteed to get thumbs from the assholes that don't like religious posts yet continue to look at them."
User avatar #79 - unpreparedninja (03/21/2013) [-]
i dont care about thumbs really, thumb me down if you want, i was just putting in my two cents.
#82 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "No really, I am just a moral, nice guy. Lets all get along. THUMB ME UP!"
User avatar #89 - vissova (03/21/2013) [-]
A thumb is worthless. A thumb on this website is nothing more than pixels and lights animating on a computer screen and have absolutely no value. Someone could make a comment with a very good point and have a thousand red thumbs and there would be no difference. The fact that you think this guy wants thumbs is retarded.
User avatar #94 - unpreparedninja (03/21/2013) [-]
i applaud you kind sir. enjoy a green one
#192 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "I'm so happy somebody took my side, this might mean I actually get a friend! Better suck ass and bend over for him else he might not LOVE ME!"
#92 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "having an existential crises, better cover up my worthlessness by qustioning someones value of something."

Your entire life and everything you feel is the result of electrical impulses in your brain. It all has exactly as much value as you decide to place on it. Thumb-whoring on this site is prolific because some people get kicks from getting green thumbs. To deny such a thing happens is not naive, it's just fucking stupid.
User avatar #96 - vissova (03/21/2013) [-]
So basically what you're saying is that because a handful of people like getting green thumbs, then EVERYONE likes getting green thumbs.

This guy clearly does not care for them and has told you so.

Additionally, what is this about you saying "my worthlessness"? Are you implying that I am worthless? So you're actually disrespecting me and attempting to start a fight because you think someone wants thumbs? Are you kidding me?
#184 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "Got mad at anon and raged." Probable kid having his half-hour of computer time before school.
User avatar #209 - vissova (03/21/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#213 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
^ The "Shamelessly trying to save face using an ancient copy-pasta"
#257 - rockyshand (03/21/2013) [-]
what is it with all you white people?
User avatar #83 - unpreparedninja (03/21/2013) [-]
believe what you want bro
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