Upload
Login or register

unknownmercury

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:9/10/2012
Last Login:5/29/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11313
Highest Content Rank:#8023
Highest Comment Rank:#5063
Content Thumbs: 321 total,  557 ,  236
Comment Thumbs: 1784 total,  2373 ,  589
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 32 Content: Peasant → Level 33 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:60135
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:1037
FJ Points:2010
Favorite Tags: DM (2) | Gm (2) | pathfinder (2) | pf (2)

Text Posts

  • Views: 1762
    Thumbs Up 23 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +21
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 09/30/12
    Well Fuck... Well Fuck...
  • Views: 1064
    Thumbs Up 8 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +4
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 10/03/12
    That Moment That Moment
  • Views: 338
    Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 8 Total: -6
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 06/13/13
    Discord Painting Discord Painting

latest user's comments

#3 - I like the kitten. High quality for any video game is awesome,… 05/26/2016 on Day 22 gaming companion 0
#69 - Really only excited for the Marvel movies, since they've got a… 05/21/2016 on future of film +2
#8 - From the short, not sure the exact context.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2016 on ice cold 0
User avatar
#9 - thenoobkaboom (05/15/2016) [-]
there was a short? i didnt even know about that. thanks!
#10 - slysixtyfourwii (05/15/2016) [-]
Frozen Fever, I believe you can find it on Netflix, it's at the end of the "Walt Disney Animation Studios: Short Films Collection."
User avatar
#17 - thenoobkaboom (05/15/2016) [-]
thank you!
#487 - **unknownmercury used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **unknownmercury … 05/15/2016 on Roll your pokemon team 0
#5 - Fake. These gifs are clearly reversed.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/05/2016 on Backyard Trickshots +11
#6 - qwetadsd (05/05/2016) [-]
if you can throw a sausage from a piece of bread like that i'd love to fucking see it
User avatar
#7 - lnyanchl (05/05/2016) [-]
It's a fucking joke.
#8 - qwetadsd (05/05/2016) [-]
So was your birth, but that actually turned out to be a worse joke.
User avatar
#9 - lnyanchl (05/05/2016) [-]
Gee, you seem angry over something that's just over the internet.
#10 - qwetadsd (05/05/2016) [-]
You seem to be awfully short on comebacks for a dungeon troll
#16 - fireeaters (05/06/2016) [-]
*for a Stormtrooper
User avatar
#11 - lnyanchl (05/05/2016) [-]
At least I have friends in this dungeon, you live in the basement as a plague to society, scraping by on welfare and your mom's "good boy points". Go back to masturbating to little girl cartoons.
#9 - Fair enough. 05/04/2016 on Hug and play +4
#7 - I played for a few years as a kid, and the only time the ball …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Hug and play 0
User avatar
#8 - Tusura (05/04/2016) [-]
It's also peewee football/soccer so they don't care as much.
User avatar
#9 - unknownmercury (05/04/2016) [-]
Fair enough.
#5 - But that ball is out of bounds, play should be stopped. I don'…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Hug and play +1
#12 - mowgaycraft (05/04/2016) [-]
You missed the perfect execution on the 'Technical Hug' (or the ol' 'Thug Hug) they did that allows players to keep a ball in play even if it crosses the line.

Excellent performance there really.
#6 - anon (05/03/2016) [-]
do u even football?
User avatar
#7 - unknownmercury (05/03/2016) [-]
I played for a few years as a kid, and the only time the ball was able to be played out of bounds was after it had been knocked out and the game stopped so that a kicker (not from the side that had put it out of bounds in the first place) could put it back into play.
User avatar
#8 - Tusura (05/04/2016) [-]
It's also peewee football/soccer so they don't care as much.
User avatar
#9 - unknownmercury (05/04/2016) [-]
Fair enough.
#7 - It's a cell phone battery, swollen up like a ******* Capri Sun pouch. 04/25/2016 on at least it didn't explode +11
#27 - I used to download hentai pics. Good times. 04/21/2016 on The viruses were real. +2
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (1)
Anonymous comments allowed.
1 comments displayed.
#1 - presidentmoose (06/27/2014) [-]