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#23 - Read the whole thing like a week ago, the only bad thing about… 1 hour ago on One-Punchman +4
#1 - Waiting for the phone to ring 15 hours ago on Angie Tribeca +4
#45 - Picture 16 hours ago on people 0
#35 - Well the jokes on you comic, ive had anal with two girls! ...T…  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on people 0
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#44 - belphegore (16 hours ago) [-]
How big were the strap-ons?
#45 - unihornupmyass (16 hours ago) [-]
#53 - Those are words?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2016 on adventures of jon tron +5
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#54 - boxdweller (06/27/2016) [-]
I'd call them "herion-addled slurs," but yes.
#33 - Yeah Trump seems like hed really make it interesting. People p…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2016 on Democracy 0
#35 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
If that's your view, You have the right to have it i guess.

I just thought 99% of the people on this site woulda jumped on board the berniewagon, what half his policies described he woulda solved like..half..this sites bitching about being in debt.

But you do you. I've got my own Election to worry about, Which lying scumbag is more believable than the other...
#31 - Well my gut says shes like an actual villain  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Democracy 0
#32 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
well, according to polls, You arn't wrong. Like Cruz, Hillary is considered "Shrill" And generally unlikable but anyone who isn't a feminist.

She flip flops on issues and never has a solid thing to say at all, And its somewhat annoying that she's won over on bernie on this issue, because Bernie seemed to be a guy who was generally likable to anyone who didn't have their fingers in /pol/'s asshole. inb4 "Cuck"

My point is, I never was telling you who to vote for. That's Democracy. You choose who YOU want, But also realize that others have the right to vote for who THEY want, and just because they don't agree, doesn't make them the enemy. It just makes them a person who has a different view.

I personally view Trump as an Idiotic person from like..seinfeld. Or something, Just an over the top character who doesn't understand what he spews out half the time. I have read his policies, i've heard his views, i've heard flip flop on issues as well, but not as hard and as loudly as Hillary. But if it came down to the two, personally, I'd either abstain or Trump. Why go silently into the night when you can go off like a Fireworks show, Drums and all.
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#34 - trump (06/27/2016) [-]
plz no
#36 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
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#37 - trump (06/27/2016) [-]
yeah alright thats fair
#33 - unihornupmyass (06/27/2016) [-]
Yeah Trump seems like hed really make it interesting. People probably didnt vote for Bernie cause they thought he was too boring haha (or weak more likely) Actual politics might have nothing to do with it
#35 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
If that's your view, You have the right to have it i guess.

I just thought 99% of the people on this site woulda jumped on board the berniewagon, what half his policies described he woulda solved like..half..this sites bitching about being in debt.

But you do you. I've got my own Election to worry about, Which lying scumbag is more believable than the other...
#4 - Why are they trying to make her seem... human? I knows shes a human  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2016 on just like us +18
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#15 - wdparsell (06/28/2016) [-]
Don't be jumping to conclusions now

Hillary Clinton is Evil REMIX
#12 - cakeroll (06/28/2016) [-]
Ya sure?
#29 - No i just wanted a reason to post this  [+] (8 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Democracy 0
#30 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
I mean yeah. I never said Don't vote for Trump. You asked how it's going to put you further into debt. I answered it.

Hillary IS a criminal and she deserves to be in prison. (pic related from Hillaries first term)

They're both as bad as each other. Hillary will ruin America, Trump will actually make it worth grabbing the popcorn and seeing what the fuck america has done to itself this time. Hillary Sucks corporate dicks and says w.e the fuck is leading in the polls- but so does Trump at times, While i don't agree that Trump is a Racist, Some (not all) of his followers are, and latch onto the Anti-Muslim / Mexican stuff he says because they know, In today's Society, they simply can't.

So yeah, vote for which ever you want, I mean Trump is a good character, and Hillary is a Reptilian, these are the facts.
#31 - unihornupmyass (06/27/2016) [-]
Well my gut says shes like an actual villain
#32 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
well, according to polls, You arn't wrong. Like Cruz, Hillary is considered "Shrill" And generally unlikable but anyone who isn't a feminist.

She flip flops on issues and never has a solid thing to say at all, And its somewhat annoying that she's won over on bernie on this issue, because Bernie seemed to be a guy who was generally likable to anyone who didn't have their fingers in /pol/'s asshole. inb4 "Cuck"

My point is, I never was telling you who to vote for. That's Democracy. You choose who YOU want, But also realize that others have the right to vote for who THEY want, and just because they don't agree, doesn't make them the enemy. It just makes them a person who has a different view.

I personally view Trump as an Idiotic person from like..seinfeld. Or something, Just an over the top character who doesn't understand what he spews out half the time. I have read his policies, i've heard his views, i've heard flip flop on issues as well, but not as hard and as loudly as Hillary. But if it came down to the two, personally, I'd either abstain or Trump. Why go silently into the night when you can go off like a Fireworks show, Drums and all.
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#34 - trump (06/27/2016) [-]
plz no
#36 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
User avatar
#37 - trump (06/27/2016) [-]
yeah alright thats fair
#33 - unihornupmyass (06/27/2016) [-]
Yeah Trump seems like hed really make it interesting. People probably didnt vote for Bernie cause they thought he was too boring haha (or weak more likely) Actual politics might have nothing to do with it
#35 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
If that's your view, You have the right to have it i guess.

I just thought 99% of the people on this site woulda jumped on board the berniewagon, what half his policies described he woulda solved like..half..this sites bitching about being in debt.

But you do you. I've got my own Election to worry about, Which lying scumbag is more believable than the other...
#27 - Okay ill just vote for Hillary no wait shes a criminal who say…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Democracy 0
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#28 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
You do know the meaning of "Abstain" don't you?
#29 - unihornupmyass (06/27/2016) [-]
South Park  Lets get out and vote No i just wanted a reason to post this
#30 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
I mean yeah. I never said Don't vote for Trump. You asked how it's going to put you further into debt. I answered it.

Hillary IS a criminal and she deserves to be in prison. (pic related from Hillaries first term)

They're both as bad as each other. Hillary will ruin America, Trump will actually make it worth grabbing the popcorn and seeing what the fuck america has done to itself this time. Hillary Sucks corporate dicks and says w.e the fuck is leading in the polls- but so does Trump at times, While i don't agree that Trump is a Racist, Some (not all) of his followers are, and latch onto the Anti-Muslim / Mexican stuff he says because they know, In today's Society, they simply can't.

So yeah, vote for which ever you want, I mean Trump is a good character, and Hillary is a Reptilian, these are the facts.
#31 - unihornupmyass (06/27/2016) [-]
Well my gut says shes like an actual villain
#32 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
well, according to polls, You arn't wrong. Like Cruz, Hillary is considered "Shrill" And generally unlikable but anyone who isn't a feminist.

She flip flops on issues and never has a solid thing to say at all, And its somewhat annoying that she's won over on bernie on this issue, because Bernie seemed to be a guy who was generally likable to anyone who didn't have their fingers in /pol/'s asshole. inb4 "Cuck"

My point is, I never was telling you who to vote for. That's Democracy. You choose who YOU want, But also realize that others have the right to vote for who THEY want, and just because they don't agree, doesn't make them the enemy. It just makes them a person who has a different view.

I personally view Trump as an Idiotic person from like..seinfeld. Or something, Just an over the top character who doesn't understand what he spews out half the time. I have read his policies, i've heard his views, i've heard flip flop on issues as well, but not as hard and as loudly as Hillary. But if it came down to the two, personally, I'd either abstain or Trump. Why go silently into the night when you can go off like a Fireworks show, Drums and all.
User avatar
#34 - trump (06/27/2016) [-]
plz no
#36 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
User avatar
#37 - trump (06/27/2016) [-]
yeah alright thats fair
#33 - unihornupmyass (06/27/2016) [-]
Yeah Trump seems like hed really make it interesting. People probably didnt vote for Bernie cause they thought he was too boring haha (or weak more likely) Actual politics might have nothing to do with it
#35 - skeletorexplains (06/27/2016) [-]
If that's your view, You have the right to have it i guess.

I just thought 99% of the people on this site woulda jumped on board the berniewagon, what half his policies described he woulda solved like..half..this sites bitching about being in debt.

But you do you. I've got my own Election to worry about, Which lying scumbag is more believable than the other...