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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:3/28/2014
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    Of Course Of Course
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    Full House Full House
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    The Racist Tree The Racist Tree
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#122454 - NoFap will save you... If it doesn't., then you are truely… 03/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#73 - Get out of here, ya fruitbowl milkylicker. Stop reminding me …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on skeleton +4
User avatar #74 - alwaysreadthetags (03/01/2014) [-]
IM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP! I'M A NICE GUYYYYY!!!
#90 - ...and let go about 5 minutes before you posted that comment. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on lol 0
User avatar #101 - mrjunebug (01/23/2014) [-]
Money and power. That's all it is about here in America. It's more of a business than it is a country. Sad. But true.
#49 - Picture 12/30/2013 on Things To Never Say To A Brony +4
#106946 - A Link Between Worlds is the best top-down Zelda game by far, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #106948 - demonicchimera (12/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice. I'll probably get both A Link Between Worlds and Ocarina of Time for a bit of variety.
#105404 - a scoff? 12/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#105403 - Give her the penis  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #105425 - iliekcereal (12/03/2013) [-]
which one
#93218 - I understand. My biggest worry was that I might force somethin… 09/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#93215 - Is 16 In relationship with girl turning 15 soon She ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #93271 - thumbsdenied (09/03/2013) [-]
let things happen as they happen, her being so young id say that you should not go into enything more than patting and such, enjoy how things are now with you two
User avatar #93239 - midnighteyes (09/03/2013) [-]
Take it slow, don't force anything or you will ruin the relationship.
Subtly let her know it's okay and wait until she's ready.
User avatar #93234 - makotoitou (09/03/2013) [-]
Insert the Penis
#93219 - rety (09/03/2013) [-]
How do you plan on escalating that relation w/o getting more intimate? tahts kinda what escalation is.
User avatar #93228 - thedudeistheman (09/03/2013) [-]
You must've read it wrong because he said he wants to get more intimate. Seems kinda dumb for a kid that's 16 and one that's not even 15 yet, but I'm not going to tell him what to do.
User avatar #93216 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
She's probably not ready bro but don't force it. Go step by step. When you make out, touch the back of her neck, brush her arms, her legs, her sides, all that shit and see how she reacts/feels. Then think about it.
#93218 - undyingumbrage (09/03/2013) [-]
I understand. My biggest worry was that I might force something and fuck everything up forever. Thank you for your help, master.
#488 - What an edgy comment 08/30/2013 on Playstation Plus vs. Xbox Live +4
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#1 - kanayamaryam (04/21/2013) [-]
Dave dump sup   
I might just do like half because I have so many.
Dave dump sup
I might just do like half because I have so many.
#42 to #1 - kanayamaryam (04/21/2013) [-]
Sudden loss of interest.   
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Sudden loss of interest.
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#10 to #9 - kanayamaryam (04/21/2013) [-]
Technically this counts?
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