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#25 - You mean their courage? Their rich, tasty courage? 04/18/2015 on Shits cut part 3 +1
#44 - Weeaboo, checking in. 04/07/2015 on animu logic 0
#10 - *Sniff* That's my boy...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Mama? +10
#45 - fefe (04/07/2015) [-]
Fuckin parasite eve
#40 - anbicion (04/07/2015) [-]
Let me help you!
#42 - All I can say is you should give it another shot after some ti… 04/07/2015 on (untitled) +2
#87 - I don't know that it's harder, but it's definitely on par with… 04/03/2015 on Like a semi-productive... 0
#68 - With my luck, working. **** retail.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on How will you spend Easter? 0
User avatar #131 - alphagex (04/03/2015) [-]
I work in 1 year contract with kraft factory is by call,every sunday and saturday i work is been so long since i had a week-end to myself and the supervisor asked me to work this sunday and he said the more u refuse the less you get chance of being called and i always said yes every friken sunday and saturday but since is easter i can say no and he is not alowed to not call me again for that..felt so good to relax just once i mean the job not hard but the people are anoyng as hell,like guy in the work place tell me what i do when i go a erection in the morning

I just want to tell you i fully feel your rage about this

I mean shit the other week a muslim guy came to my table (i was eating pork) and he tell me how eating pork is bad for me how nobody eat pork cuz is a dirty animal

the next week i was eating a pork sandwitch i could not resist i tell him ''hey is this okay to eat there is pork to it?'' he come to me and tell me what is it, i explain to him how this is not his arab country how this is a violation of my free right

The guy is like I'm giving you advice,i tell him i never asked for his advice he can keep it to himself and that is not his buisness what i eat and to stop shoving his religion down my throat,, in the end that guy had the balls to tell me ''sorry i did not knew you where complexed'' i tell him dude I'm not the one complexed you are the one who is complex you came and judge my fucking food..Never saw him after that and he never bother me again he is also in different shifts

This is the kinda retarded bullshit i have to deal with every week in work, if you don't put people in their place they walk all over you
#12 - Thank you for the wallpaper, friend. 04/03/2015 on twas a bad move -1
#35 - Picture 03/29/2015 on Wis is not the same as Int +9
#3 - Ah yes, the childhood crush that keeps on giving. 03/25/2015 on Christina Ricci 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Torture +16
#53 - fefe (03/22/2015) [-]
Can i get sauce on that one please
#44 - skybornetide (03/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #22 - adolfoliverbush (03/22/2015) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #23 - thewebspinner (03/22/2015) [-]
It's from Rooster Teeth's vine series.
All Roosterteeth vines by baconluver69

about 35 secs in.
User avatar #24 - adolfoliverbush (03/22/2015) [-]
thank you

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User avatar #26 - norkasthesecond (04/13/2015) [-]
legends say you can find him under your porch...
the only way to lure him out is to take a gif from the simpsons and say...
"underporches underporches underporches, give me the sauce underporches"
User avatar #22 - assdoreponyfucker (08/05/2014) [-]
what episode is it from
User avatar #23 to #22 - underporches (08/05/2014) [-]
What episode is what from?
User avatar #24 to #23 - assdoreponyfucker (08/05/2014) [-]
forgot to post it, but the gif you use when giving sauces
User avatar #25 to #24 - underporches (08/07/2014) [-]
Season 5, episode 11; "Homer the Vigilante"
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User avatar #20 - sorenlolz (07/29/2014) [-]
GTA San Andreas - Keep up, motherfucker!
User avatar #17 - tigasingy (07/20/2014) [-]
sauce on your avatar gif?
#18 to #17 - underporches (07/20/2014) [-]
Season 8, episode 9; "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"
Season 8, episode 9; "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"
User avatar #19 to #18 - tigasingy (07/20/2014) [-]
thanks guy
User avatar #16 - samoaspider (07/18/2014) [-]
keep being awesome!
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#14 - olizandri (07/09/2014) [-]
i like what you do. keep doing it.
User avatar #9 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
do you happen to know what episode it is at the start when Kang and Kodos speed up the baseball game and end up sucking up the universe?
User avatar #10 to #9 - underporches (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry about the delay there! The episode is "Treehouse of Horror XVI," and it's the fourth episode of season seventeen.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
thank you, and if i'm correct this is the only episode that you see gods face?
User avatar #12 to #11 - underporches (07/09/2014) [-]
That is entirely possible, and probably only because the Treehouse episodes are non-canon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
well if they were canon then it would be uch more messed up from what happens in them
#8 - anonymoose ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Do your thing!
User avatar #7 - kosmojunk (07/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, so much has changed since I last spent my time here last year
Is admin and the site safe now? Or is it still in danger of a shutdown! D:
User avatar #3 - rebby (06/21/2014) [-]
you seem rly good at knowing simpsons episodes
do you know all the episodes based around moe? like not the ones he just has a little bit in but hesa main character in at least one of the three acts?
kind of a dumb request and if not thats totally fine but i was just curious
i really like moe......
#4 to #3 - underporches (06/21/2014) [-]
Here ya go, friend, neatly compiled with image links to the episode descriptions.

Here ya go, friend, neatly compiled with image links to the episode descriptions.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rebby (06/22/2014) [-]
ahhh thank you so much!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - underporches (06/22/2014) [-]
No problem, glad to help!
#2 - elgrind (06/15/2014) [-]
You're a cool guy.
You're a cool guy.
User avatar #1 - girguy (06/14/2014) [-]
you're my ******* hero
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