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#179 - ur whale-cum hue. 05/27/2015 on Bitch 0
#111 - oh wow that sucks :/ from what I heard she came into …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Bitch +1
#178 - dcrosby (05/27/2015) [-]
thank u both for getting that reference
User avatar #179 - umzar (05/27/2015) [-]
ur whale-cum

hue.
#106 - was there bloodstains on the carpet?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Bitch +1
User avatar #110 - Mawxter (05/27/2015) [-]
Yes. At first she hid under the table, then she ran into the bedroom. She was struck down, it was her doom.
User avatar #111 - umzar (05/27/2015) [-]
oh wow that sucks :/

from what I heard she came into the outway, it was a sunday, but a black day.
#178 - dcrosby (05/27/2015) [-]
thank u both for getting that reference
User avatar #179 - umzar (05/27/2015) [-]
ur whale-cum

hue.
#102 - is she ok?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Bitch +2
User avatar #104 - Mawxter (05/27/2015) [-]
I dont know, she just got hit by, she got struck by a smooth criminal
User avatar #106 - umzar (05/27/2015) [-]
was there bloodstains on the carpet?
User avatar #110 - Mawxter (05/27/2015) [-]
Yes. At first she hid under the table, then she ran into the bedroom. She was struck down, it was her doom.
User avatar #111 - umzar (05/27/2015) [-]
oh wow that sucks :/

from what I heard she came into the outway, it was a sunday, but a black day.
#178 - dcrosby (05/27/2015) [-]
thank u both for getting that reference
User avatar #179 - umzar (05/27/2015) [-]
ur whale-cum

hue.
#4 - Such fine times. 05/24/2015 on Bring it back addy? 0
#2 - b..but satan-chan... 05/24/2015 on Bring it back addy? 0
#60 - 1. Save the money from college food 2. Eat at home …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Battlestations! 0
User avatar #61 - whatwhen (05/19/2015) [-]
clever
#37 - I get that problem, I would never be able to play if I don't h… 05/19/2015 on Battlestations! 0
#34 - Guitar amp, christ that must've been painful  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Battlestations! 0
User avatar #35 - sneperker (05/19/2015) [-]
it has rounded edges and you kinda get used to it but there was no back support so i'd usually have to stop playing because of my back
User avatar #37 - umzar (05/19/2015) [-]
I get that problem, I would never be able to play if I don't have a backrest
#31 - ******* lucky cunt having 3 or more screens 05/19/2015 on Battlestations! 0

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User avatar #50 - umzar (11/12/2014) [-]
twiis you lil bacon
User avatar #40 - twi (05/25/2013) [-]
c-cal I have Richard Nixon, please?
User avatar #41 to #40 - umzar (05/25/2013) [-]
Ofcourse Message me how to do it please? I have NEVER given any items out XD
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Wassup, bro?
Wassup, bro?
#2 to #1 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
not much bro, you?
not much bro, you?
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Meh, pretty much the same here, dude :B   
   
Just playing me some Dragon Age 2 :D
Meh, pretty much the same here, dude :B

Just playing me some Dragon Age 2 :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
I would be playing the games listed above on my profile, but my computer broke :/
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Oh, 			****		, well that sucks, man :/   
   
Wait then how are you talking to me then?? O.o
Oh, **** , well that sucks, man :/

Wait then how are you talking to me then?? O.o
User avatar #6 to #5 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
Laptop :D
But this laptop would play the games really slowly
#7 to #6 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Ah, I see :D haha   
   
But oh, damn, that still sucks :/
Ah, I see :D haha

But oh, damn, that still sucks :/
User avatar #8 to #7 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm getting another one really soon
#9 to #8 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Oh, niceee, well that is good :D
Oh, niceee, well that is good :D
#10 to #9 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
Liking the gif mate
#11 to #10 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Haha O, why thank you :D   
   
I'm liking your picture, aswell ;D
Haha O, why thank you :D

I'm liking your picture, aswell ;D
User avatar #12 to #11 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
Mike Guy and Rock Lee ftw.
#13 to #12 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Haha, hell ya. I take it you're a big Naruto fan? That's sick.
Haha, hell ya. I take it you're a big Naruto fan? That's sick.
User avatar #14 to #13 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm watching Shippuden now, since my brother watched it all first, then told me watch it :D
#15 to #14 - blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha, lol that's funny, my bro watched all of shippuden too and then told   
me too watch it :B What a coincidence :3
Ah, gotcha, lol that's funny, my bro watched all of shippuden too and then told
me too watch it :B What a coincidence :3
#16 to #15 - umzar (08/03/2012) [-]
Is he your older brother or younger?
#17 to #16 - blartonfairweather (08/04/2012) [-]
My older brother! D:
#18 to #17 - umzar (08/04/2012) [-]
Same here :D
Same here :D
#19 to #18 - blartonfairweather (08/04/2012) [-]
Dude...we are like the same person... :D

User avatar #20 to #19 - umzar (08/04/2012) [-]
Well, telling from your English, You're from the UK?
#21 to #20 - blartonfairweather (08/04/2012) [-]
Eh, well originally :/ I was born there, but moved to the U.S. at a very young age :)   
   
Where you from?
Eh, well originally :/ I was born there, but moved to the U.S. at a very young age :)

Where you from?
 
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